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Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

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Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE
Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??


AMNESIA BOY
Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsimoso

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If you're a type of person who doesn't like gossip, especially the people who make them, well this read is for you. Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsismoso is an assortment of lines and quotes perfect for those gossip-makers. These so-called tsismosa at tsismoso are the type of people who loves to talk about other people's lives. It might be because of insecurity, hatred, or they just don't have anything else to do. Whether we like it or not, whatever we do, people will always have something to say.

Kung hindi kayang itikom ang bibig...
buksan na lang ang isip...
Kung ang kasasalita ay di mapigilan...
Magsalita ka na lang nang may kabuluhan

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Ang tunay na Tsismosa,
nakikipagtsismisan pa din kahi paos na.

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

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Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.


Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?
“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

True Love Quotes and Sayings

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We feature an interesting collection of True Love Quotes and Sayings that will help you expresses true feelings and deep thoughts for someone that has been a special part of your life. Love, as they say, is the strangest feeling that one can ever feel and sometimes words are not enough to utter what the heart really feels. And as time flies swiftly, we learn how to nurture the love and benefit from it.

Love is the key to happiness and life becomes more wonderful when you know the value of it. Read through True Love Quotes and Sayings to learn more about love and how it really works.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine,
and man cannot live without love.

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Love is of all passions the strongest,
for it attacks simultaneously the head,
the heart, and the senses.

ERAP Jokes Collection

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Erap Jokes Collection is a feature about the comic character and funny jokes conversation of Erap with the other people and personalities. Erap Jokes are very popular on TV, tabloid and even today in social media networks, blogs and website. Did you know that Joseph "Erap" Estrada, is a former Mayor of San Juan City, a Senator and the former President of the Philippines. He's the first one to be elected as President and Vice-President. Now, He is currently the Mayor of the City of Manila. Here's the funny and the best Erap Jokes Collection that you'll surely laugh on it. Hope your enjoy it!

CARABAO
Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?

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KLASMEYT
Classmate 1: What is 5 plus 4?
Erap: Eh di 9!
Classmate 2: What is 4 plus 5?
Erap: Gagaguhin mo pa ako eh binaligtad mo lang... eh di 6!



MILF
ERAP to MNLF : Sumuko na kayo!
MNLF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : s#3t! Tuloy ang giyera.


SAFE SEX
Nag-usap sina FVR at Erap sa sexual practice nila.
FVR: Naniniwala ka ba sa safe sex?
ERAP: OO naman, sinisigurado ko na wala ang mga asawa
nila kapag ginagawa ko yon.

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WRISTBAND
Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…
Erap: What the F*#! Yung wristband ko!

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SOFDRINK
Tanong: Ilan litres meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat!
Tanong: Ha?
Erap: LITRE C, LITRE O, LITRE K, LITRE E!! 'anga!

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SIGNAL LIGHT
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin?
(as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…

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LUNCH
After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.
Erap is asked if he would like another serving.
Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

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CHIPPY
Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"

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WALEY
Sa isang French resto kasama si Jinggoy:
Sabi ni Erap: “Anak, magpa-va-let na lang tayo.”
Jinggoy: “dad val-ey parking po.”
Nang nasa loob na ng resto:
Erap: “ayan mag-buff-et tayo anak.”
Jinggoy: “dad, it’s buff-ey.”
Matapos kumain at magbabayad na:
Erap: “naku anak, nakalimutan ko sa car ang
aking wall-ey!”

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ALLIGATORS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
"THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!

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8 FEET
Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!

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SEAFOOD
Erap & Gloria having a conversation:
Gloria: Salamat at nagkabati na tayo sa wakas
Erap: Oo nga, dahil dyan i-treat kita sa paborito kong restaurant
Gloria: Saan?, ano b paborito mong mga pagkain?
Erap: Hulaan mo nagsisimula s letter "C"
Gloria: Calamares?
Erap: No.
Gloria: Cakes? Calamansi?
Erap: Mali lahat.
Gloria: Sirit na nga!
Erap: Edi C-Foods (Seafoods)

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AIRPLANE
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?



Erap Jokes Collection is NOT to intend to take anything serious to any individual  but these are exaggerations and not close to reality. These are collected from other websites, blogs and social media sites. So if you have your own favorite Erap Jokes out there, you can simply post it here.

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao is a collection of banat lines to the person of somehow they called "Backstabber", a person that are only powerful and talks against you when you got back turned. To handle this kind of people is be careful about who you trust or talking to, because not everyone around you and smiles at you is on your side.

Check out this Pamatay na Banat sa mga Plastic and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao and learn how to deal with this people by saying this funny tagalog banat lines.

Hay naku! Kung pwede lang itapon lahat ng mga kaibigan sa dagat.
Edi sana matagal ko ng ginawa para lumutang
kung sino talaga ang mga plastic.

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(Sa isang swimming pool)
Girl Banat: Pagtumalon ka dyan Siguradong lulutang ka!
Maldita Girl: bakit dahil payat ako?
Girl Banat: hindi! Kasi PLASTIC ka..

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At least ngayon alam ko na...dba ??
hinde ka LATA.. PLASTIC ka lang.

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