Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages is a cute selection of text love quotes and messages that will truly make you feel if love is worth keeping or if it's time to  let go. Love is a universal thing that everyone talks about it. There's so many things you wanted to tell a person and sometimes all you've got is your cellphone and  send them love quotes hoping that somehow they will catch what your heart really wanted to utter. Simple text messages can let them know how you really feel. This  feature is consists of tagalog text love quotes and messages that you can share with someone special in your life and in the end will make you realize that everything  comes down to love. Remember that life without love is meaningless so let it come to you and share it with a person who truly deserves it.

Love is not about how much you convey it but how much you prove it's true. Give in to more of our Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages:

Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.

Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal: minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka! Sabi nila magsasawa din ako. Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit? "kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo"...

Mga Gwapo vs Mga Panget Funny Jokes

Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes is a selection of hilarious jokes comparing the differences in character, ability or personality of handsome and people they consider "ugly".  There's so many perks of being handsome than being less attractive that's why we tend to have a different perception between these two people. We often perceive a better concept of humanity when a guy is handsome and the other is not. For example, if a handsome person smiles, he draws attention but when an "ugly" one smiles no one cares. So many jokes were already cracked about being attractive and not so good-looking and it's up to you if you would take them seriously. But one thing is important, it doesn't matter how or what you look like. As long as you have the courage and you know that you're not doing anything wrong then stand for yourself. You may not be as gorgeous as the other but at least you're a real person. Just laugh at all the puns and witticism.

This read doesn't intend to cause unfair judgement among people but rather to make you realize the different perspective of how we see each other that could somehow make you think twice or more. Laugh out loud with these amusing Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes :

Kapag Gwapo ang Tumabi, SOULMATE
Kapag Pangit, HOLDAPER

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Kapag ang ngumingiti ay guwapo, ang sabi nila eh FRIENDLY
Kapag ang ngumingiti ay pangit, ang sabi nila eh BASTOS

The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines

The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines is a compilation of famous quotes from The Legal Wife which is the most-talked about and top-rating teleserye during primetime. The Legal Wife is a 2014 Filipino melodramatic family drama television series on ABS-CBN. With its top caliber casts, fiery yet true-to-life plot, beautifully written script, and fiercely confrontation scenes that keep viewers at the edge of their seats.

The Legal Wife is a well-received teleserye that continues to reign during primetime. The series not just portrays the passion-filled love triangle of Monica Santiago-de Villa (Angel Locsin), Adrian de Villa (Jericho Rosales) and Nicole Esquivel (Maja Salvador) but also tackles the reality that can happen to anyone while showcasing the true value of family. It is about love and the sacrifices that a person will do for the sake of the family.

The Legal Wife continues to heat up the primetime TV and you might have missed some of the heartbreaking yet fierce scenes and intense lines of the top-trending primetime series. Here's our collection The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines :

"Mas Masarap ang Cake ko, Adrian.
Tikman mo. Iba ang sarap diba?" ~ Nicole

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"Aamin ako, Monica, inggit na inggit ako sayo.
Kaya nangyari ang mga nangyari kasi inggit na inggit ako sayo"! ~ Nicole

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?

Juan: Juan Kampupot po.

HR: Ilang taon?

Juan: Desiotso po.

HR: May trabaho?

Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.

HR: SINGLE?

Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."