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Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat

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Looking for the best, cute, dumb and Funny Pinoy / Tagalog Pick Up Lines on the web? Check out this collection of Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat. If you have your own favorite Funny Pinoy / Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: funny pickup, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Gusto kitang maging amo
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dahil payag akong maging alipin ng pagmamahal mo

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Boy: Me butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy:Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad


Boy: Pwede bang iturn-off na lang yung ilaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tyo na lng ang mag-ON...

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy: Sigurado ako na wala kang kakambal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
Girl: Wala eh, Bakit?
Boy: may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Exam ka ba??
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Boy: Horror Movie ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko

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Boy: I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: coz i can’t last a day without you!

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Boy: May lahi ka bang kalabaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi kasi ng puso ko "TAMA-RAW" ang ibigin ka.

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Boy: Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi type kita

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Boy: Manhole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Boy: Sana regla na lang ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang

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Boy: Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
Girl: Talaga? Bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?




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Tagalog Cheesy Pick up Lines and Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines Banat

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Looking for funny, cute, cheesy and best pick up lines? Good thing to drop by here as we give you array of Tagalog Cheesy Pick up Lines and Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines Banat on the web. If you have your own favorite Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines and , we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy pickup. Hope you'll like it!


Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh

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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…

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Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo



Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA

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Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?
Girl: No there's theres 26
Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)

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Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..

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Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Dahil kasama kita..

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo? 
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out

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Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

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Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?
Girl: Hindi, bakit?
Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.

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Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..
Girl: Bakit naman
Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

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Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...
Girl: Na ano?
Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.

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Boy: You're like a dandruff
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.

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Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot
Girl: Ha! bakit naman?
Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.

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Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!

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Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Girl: UU naman, bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”


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Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat

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A very timely Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines especially for your friends, special someone and love ones,  Check out this collection of Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat for Valentines Day on the web. If you have your own favorite  Sweet Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Sweet Pinoy Pickup Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sweet pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…
I wanna grow old with you…
Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako! ..

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Naka lunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…

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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player.. Maso-shoot ba kita? …
Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang ma-mi-miss! …

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Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari...
Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?” ...



Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…

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Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,
 Pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.

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Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko,
ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?

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Wala akong bisyo…
Pero ng makilala kita di lang ako nag ka bisyo na adik pa ako…
na adik ako sayo…

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Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!

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Bagay sa yo maging Amo …..
Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
Sana posporo ka… at posporo din ako….
Para match tayo!!!

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Pwede bang tumingin ka sakin kapag naka tingin ako sayo…
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa…

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Ahhh… excuse me Miss!… Troso ka ba?…
Kasi, gusto kitang sibakin! ..

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Pwede ba kitang abutin???
Pangarap kasi kita eh.

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Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

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Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!


Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!


Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita


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Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines

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Looking for the new and cheesy tagalog pick lines? bookmark this page as we features the Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines to share with.  Here's a collection of  Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines  and if you have your own favorite Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tagalog pick up. Hope you'll like it!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."


Boy: Alam mo miss baka paalisin ka dito
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pumapangit ibang babae pag andito ka eh.

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Para kang alak..
bakit?
Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo(singing)

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy: Miss di ka ba napapagod?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..


Boy: Can i strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: Here let me tie your shoe laces?
Girl: Why?
Boy: so you won’t fall for anyone else

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy:if i were to rearrange the alphabets,
Girl: Bakit
Boy: I would put “U” and “I” together.

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Boy:May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy:Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.


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Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines

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February is the Love Month, the time to celebrate the Valentine's Day and celebrating with your special someone. Some are searching for a partner and someone to date with, but before going anywhere or celebrate it, dont forget to bring this Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines for your special someone.  Here's a collection of Pinoy Valentine Day Pick Up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentine pickup. Hope you'll like it!



How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

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“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

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Suicide.
Homicide.
Insecticide.
Lahat nalang pamatay.
Pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay.
Try mo.
“BY MY SIDE”:)

Girl:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ
Boy: bkit walang U?
Girl: o0o0ps!. . Sorry “I MISS U”

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Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUUUUUUUUUUUUVWXYZ
Girl: bkit andaming U?
Boy: kse “I LOVE U”

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Girl: Hoy, STALKER ka ba?
Boy: hindi ah!
Girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan?
boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko
“FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS”

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Boy: Ui! lumindol ah? Ramdam Mo?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Nakita ko kasi ang mahal ko ..lumindol tuloy ang puso ko.
Entensity You. Magnitude Me. Epicenter Love.

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Girl: Ayoko na! ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat nang akin.
hndi na ako babalik pa!
Boy: Hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!!
Girl: Ano?
BOy: AKO!

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Boy: He must be so happy!
Girl: Who?
Boy: Your father.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

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Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

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Boy: You seem like a sweet person. . .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Will you mind if I taste you to find out?

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?


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New Tagalog Pick up Lines and New Pinoy Pickup Lines

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Looking for the new and fresh pinoy pick up lines? good to drop by and don't forget to bookmark this page as we give the New Tagalog / Pinoy Pick up Lines.  Here's a collection of New Tagalog / Pinoy Pick up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy pickup. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!
 


Boy: virus ka ba? Girl: Bakit?
Boy:kung virus ka man di kita hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin ko pang masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

Boy: Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.

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Boy: Ampalaya ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo, eh ikaw pa rin ang
sustansya ng buhay ko!

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Boy: Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh.
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Pwede bang Tayo na lang?”

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Boy: Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to"

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Boy: Di ka naman camera,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

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Boy: Masasabi mo bang bobo ako?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

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Boy: Taxi ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sa'yo.

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Boy: Amo ba kita?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Coz I just can’t move on!

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Boy: Matalino ka ba talaga?
Girl: OO naman, at bakit?
Boy: Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!

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Boy: Wala na kong relo,
Girl: Nawala ba? Bakit?
Boy: Kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba?
Girl: hindi, bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko

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Boy: Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo?
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Ang maka-feeling ka!

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Boy: Ano ang init naman ng smile mo parang apoy.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: Cause you always melt my heart whenever you smile.

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Boy: Eto ang tatandaan mo..
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.



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Pinoy Valentines Banat and Valentine Pick Up Lines

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Looking for a perfect romantic banat and pickup lines for this Valentines Day? Check out this Pinoy Valentines Banat and Tagalog Valentine Pick Up Lines especially collected for Valentines Day.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Valentines Banat, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentines banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!


Girl: hey sasama ka ba mamaya?
Boy: ay hindi ako pwede eh,
Girl: bakit naman.. ano dahilan?
Boy: magreresearch pa kasi ako kung pano ka magiging sakin.

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Boy: Pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
Girl: Bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
Boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.

Boy: laro naman tayo..
Girl: ano namang laro?!
Boy: Kahit ano basta wag lang taguan,
Girl: Bakit naman?
boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.


GF: Ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa'kin. hindi na ko babalik!
BF: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
GF: ano?
BF: AKO! :)

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GF: Kung papipiliin ka kung magiging isang gamit ka ano un?
Bf: uhm simple lang palito. pero sana palito ka na din.
Gf: Palito? bakit naman. at bakit pati ako idadamay mo???
Bf: wala naman. kasi kung palito ka... at palito ako...
..... eh di MATCH tayo!!!

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Boy: mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Girl:medyo bakit?
Boy:kasi kakasimula pa

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Boy: sana assignment ka na lang..
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: so I can take u home!

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Si Boy at si Girl nagkabungguan
Girl: aray! bulag ka ba?!
Boy: pano ako magiging bulag?
...eh may pagtingin nga ko sayo!

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Ok lang mahilo ako....
basta gusto ko,
sa'yo lang iikot ang mundo ko.

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Pag-laki ko, gusto ko maging..
...SAYO!!"




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Boy Banat with Girl Banat Pamatay na Banat and Pick up lines

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A collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is sweet banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Mayabang ba ako?
Girl Banat: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy Banat: Sabi kasi nila mayabang ako..
E ikaw lang naman pinagyayabang ko.

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Boy Banat: Bakit mo ako sinagot agad?
Girl Banat: Ang ligawan kasi hindi na pinapatagal.
Boy Banat: Eh, ano dapat ang pinapatagal?
Girl Banat: Ang relasyon

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Girl Banat : Anong Pangarap mo
Boy Banat : Ang Mapag isa
Girl Banat: SUNGET NAMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy Banat : Wee! Gusto Ko Mapagisa Ang Puso Nating Dalawa!
ang Cheessyy!


Eksena sa Jeep ni Boy Banat at Girl Banat
Boy Banat: Girl, bayad ka na? (referring to jeepney fare..)
Girl Banat : OO, ba..(hindi pa natapos magsalita, hirit na agad ng..)
Boy Banat: Hindi nababayaran ang pag-ibig!

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Si Girl Banat ay nakaupo sa bakanteng upuan.
Boy Banat: Miss, bakante ba? (referring to the chair..)
Girl Banat: yup.
Boy Banat: buti naman, wala pang laman ang puso mo,
sana'y mapunuan ko ito..

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Isang araw nag iisalang si Girl Banat na naglalakad
Boy Banat: miss, may kasama ka?
Girl Banat: wala
Boy Banat: gusto ko sanang makasama ka habang ako'y nabubuhay..

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Boy Banat : Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko!
Girl Banat: Pati ba ako? T_T
Boy Banat : Hindi, Ikaw kaya yung mundong tinutukoy ko

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Boy Banat: Alam mo, sa ming magkakabarkada, ako lang ang panget...
Girl Banat: Wag mo naman maliitin sarili mo.
Boy Banat: Eh totoo naman eh
Girl Banat: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?
Boy Banat: Eh kasi ba naman, si  "Pedro"mas panget, si "Juan" napakapanget, at
si Dodong, sus, pinakapanget! hiihih

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Boy Banat: miss, excuse me..
Girl Banat: yes???
Boy Banat: ako na ang pinakamasayang tao sa balat ng lupa!
i love you too! (feeling sinagot siya hahaha)

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Habang Magkasama si Boy Banat at Girl Banat,
Nagpanggap si Boy Banat na nahihirapan huminga
Boy Banat: *ubo* *ubo* naninikip dibdib ko... ang hirap huminga...
Girl Banat: ano nangyayari sa yo?
Boy Banat: hinika kasi ako mula ng makasama kita!
Girl Banat: ha? bakit?
Boy Banat: Because you take my breath away..

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Pamatay na Banat and Cheesy Lines Pick Up Lines

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Here's a collection of pamatay na banat, pick up lines, cheesy banat lines and kakakilig na tagalog banat lines. Also includes banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

"Ang Relasyon
Parang KAPE yan,
LUMALAMIG
Pag Napabayaan!"

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Kung nasa laboratory ka at kasama mo ako,
anong english nun?
hmmmm...
di... YOU'RE IN LAB, WITH ME!"

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"Boy Banat: Paano ko ba matatagpuan ang PAG-IBIG?
Sumagot...
Girl: Aling Branch ba?"



"Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo."

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"Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko."

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"Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player,
mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss."

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"Can i take your picture?
Because I want to show
Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!"

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"Exam ka ba?
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh"!

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"Lecture mo ba ako?
Lab kasi kita."

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"Centrum ka ba?
Kasi you make my life complete!"

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"Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko."

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"Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo."

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"You are like my underwear..
Because I can’t last a day without you"!

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"Ibibili kita ng salbabida?
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko."

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"Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
Single kasi ako eh."

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"May lisensya ka ba?
Because you’re driving me crazy eh."

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"May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko."

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"May lahi ka bang aswang?
Ang pangit mo kasi eh.."

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"Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako"

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"Usapang Medical naman
Sana nagka-asthma nalang ako,
para ikaw ang maging Nebulizer ko"

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"Sana I would be like ADVIL to relieve your pain,
TEMPRA to level your body heat,
ENERVON to give you extra energy,
and RED BULL to get you going"

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"Ito napapanahon
Dalawin mo naman ako sa November 1,
Patay na patay kasi ako sa'yo eh."

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"nasira Blackberry ko,
pero o.k lang yun ikaw naman Strawberry ko"

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"Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."



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