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"Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Quotes and Banat

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Have you experienced that someone greet you and give their name or did someone pertaining they knew your name but it followed by funny pick up line? Well check out this collection of funny and cute "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes for you to use and share with.  If you have your own favorite "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: ako nga pala, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ako nga pala si DEREK...
ang DEREKtang papasok sa puso mo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Diane...
Humihiling na sana ako'y laging nanDIANE sa tabi mo!



Check out also this Pamatay na Banat video on Youtube


Ako si NOVA...
NOVA-baliw sayo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bee...
Ang BEE-bitay sa'yo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bob...
Ang BOBoo ng buhay mo!

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Ikaw ba si MAEY? . . .
Kasi ikaw na ang MAEY hawak ng puso ko eh!

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Hi I'm Kat...
kaKATayin kita!

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Ikaw ba si DINNA..?
DINNA nagka-lovelife.


Ikaw ba si LOU...?
Ang LOUmalandi sa mahal ko?

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"ikaw ba si JOSHUA...?
Because I JOSHUAnna be with you!

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Hi, ako nga pala si JUAN...
JUANting you so bad!










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Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

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Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.


Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?
“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

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Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Bakit?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Badtrip!
Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!



Check out also this Pinoy Cheesy Quotes video by Bob Ong


Sana happy meal ka nalang
Bakit?
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
Bakit?
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
bakit?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Bakit?
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Bakit?
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Salamat
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Bakit?
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.











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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

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Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.
I got to know you and learned wonderful things
and ended up falling in love with you.
But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.
Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,
but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...
you can chew your food again on the way down."

Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016

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Valentine's Day for some is not an occasion to celebrate as they find it boring and may only cause their pocket thinner. They would just prefer watching basketball game replays at home rather than go for a chick flick at a movie house. They would play video games than spending a day with their girlfriends on a park. For some women, they would rather go shopping with friends and make most out of the day. Well, only some people are those kind. Many are still prefer going on a date and exchanging gifts and messages.

If your not the romantic type of person then this read is for you. We have collected some Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016 to brighten up your day.


"My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day,
so I tied him up and went to the nightclub."


"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

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Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.



Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.


Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim


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Banat ng Tamad

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Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!
Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD



Hindi naman ako tamad
Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga


Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD



If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

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Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

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Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.

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