Pinoy Sad Love Stories

Be ready to inspired by this collection of Pinoy Sad Love Stories that you can share to your friends, family and special someone, just copy and paste it in your Facebook wall or in your Twitter. If your have your own Pinoy Sad Love Stories, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: sad love stories. Enjoy!

There was a Boy is so in love with a Girl,
So he promise to give her a wedding ring on her birthday,
As the Girl Birthday has come, The Boy arrived together
with his gift which is a Talking Doll,

But the Girl was embarrassed with the gift,
So the Girl throw it away,
But the Boy run for it to catch the doll,
unexpectedly the Boy was hit by a car n died!

At the time of the boy's burial,
The Girl was crying and hug the doll and it spoke...
"Please Get the Ring on my Pocket,
Hope you'll like it, I Love you very much...
WILL U MARRY ME?

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Better than Saying "I Love You"

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A Touching Short Love Story

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
he said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....
and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,
and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever.
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

If you have you own Pinoy Sad Love Stories, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Pinoy Horror Quotes and Sayings

Long time ago, Halloween is an unknown word to most Filipinos but today, you can see all kinds of Halloween decorations and costumes in the markets especially in malls. While some observe Halloween by a time of solemn remembrance and meditation and spending time at the grave sites of loved ones.

By this time, Let me share you a Tagalog Horror Quotes that hopefully will give you a goosebumps and make smile you up. Enjoy Guys!

Alam mo ba kung bakit napapanaginipan mo ako?

Ang totoo, nandito ako sa tabi mo habang natutulog ka.

Kahit kaluluwa na lang ako, Masaya pa rin akong kasama ka.

If your have your own Pinoy or Tagalog Horror Quotes, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: horror quotes and we definitely post it here.

Pinoy Funny Mottos

Here's some list Pinoy Funny Mottos and Filipino Funny Sayings that might smile you up and make your heart out of laughing. Enjoy guys!

Aanhin mo ang palasyo kung walang internet connection dito?

Mabuti pa sa bahay kubo na sa wifi zone nakapwesto!

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Walang kaibi-kaibigan

pag agawan na ng dyowa ang usapan!

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Mag tanim na ng damo,

at dumadami na ang mukang kabayo..!

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hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend,

ang iba may boyfriend.

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Sa hinaba-haba man ng prusisyon,

bading din pala ang magiging karelasyon.

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Walang matinong lalake

sa malanding kumpare!

Para sa mga walang ganda:

"mabait man daw at magaling,

ang chaka-

chaka pa rin"!

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Aanhin pa ang damo,

kung mas uso na ang bato..!

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Aanhin mo ang guwapo,

kung mas malandi pa sa iyo! XD

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Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling dyowa,

sa mga bath houses naglipana.XD

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Di baleng tamad,

wag lang pagod.!

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Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas

ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday"

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Kung kaya ng iba

pagawa mo sa kanila..!

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lahat ng problema may solusyon.

pag walang solusyon,

wag mo nang problemahin. !

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"aanhin mo ang ganda,

kung wala ka namang papa." Korek!

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Pinoy Love Jokes and Tagalog Love Jokes

Here's a collection of Pinoy Love Jokes and Tagalog Love Jokes.  Also includes love jokes conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pinoy Love Jokes and Tagalog Love Jokes, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: love jokes Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

: Sabihin mo lang kung inLAB kana sa akin ha?
sasagutin kita agad..
Boy Banat: Talaga? alam mo para kang Rebisco..
Girl Banatbakit nman?
Boy Banat: ang kapal ng feeling mo.

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Boy Banat: Unggoy ka ba???
Girl Banat: bakit?
Boy Banat: kasi sumasabit ka sa puso ko.
Girl Banat: Tse! pahinga ka nga..
Boy Banat: bakit naman?
Girl Banat: kasi kanina kapa tumatakbo sa isip ko..
Boy Banat: naks naman! maka kuha nga ng hagdan.
Girl Banat: para saan naman?
Boy Banat: Aakyat na ako ng ligaw! kaw kasi tinitignan palang kita
tinatamaan na ako..
Girl Banat:kaw talaga! sige na nga..
yumuko ka na lang!
Boy Banat: Huh! Bakit?
Girl Banat: Pulutin mu na ang puso ko
nahulog na rin sau..XD

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Kandila ka ba?
Gusto kasi kita hipan
para mamatay ka na! XD

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Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagat
Girl Banat: Hon, anong zodiac sign mo??
Boy Banat: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.
Girl Banat: zodiac sign ko Cancer
Boy Banat: sa kin Goiter!!! XD

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Boy Banat: Matalino ka ba?
Girl Banat: Uu naman.
Boy Banat: Akala ko matalino ka, Eh bat hindi mo ako masagot?.
Girl Banat: Eh Bubu ka pala eh..Alam ko naman na hindi ikaw ang sagot..XD

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ano ginagawa ng ELVES pagkatapos ng school?
GNOMEWORK! XD

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"TANDUAY"
T-apat
A-akong
N-agmmhal sau
D-i ito mgbbago
U-masa ka
A-alagaan kita
Y-an tandaan mo!
Tanduay Rhum 5 years habang tumatagal lalo kitang minamahal

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Boy Banat: anong hanap mo sa isang lalaki?
Girl: kahit simple lang basta mabait..
Boy Banat: ahhhh..
Girl: eh ikaw naman.. anong hanap mo sa isang babae?
Boy Banat: Wala..
Girl: huh? bat wala?
Boy Banat: kasi,NAHANAP na KITA..XD

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Boy Banat: Beh! password ka ba?
Girl: Huh? bakit naman?
Boy Banat: hindi kasi kita pewedeng kalimutan.
Girl: ang sweet mo naman Beh!.
Boy Banat: weee.. pero pwede kitang palitan. hahaha XD

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Different prayers of single women…
At 15: Sana po, give me SuperMAN.
At 18: Sana po, give me a cute MAN.
At 20: Sana po, give me the best MAN.
At 30: Sana po, give me a good MAN.
At 40: Sana po, give me a MAN.
At 50: Sana po, give me sinoMAN.
At 60: Sana po, maawakanaMAN.
At 70: Sana po, kaya ko pa naMAN.
At 80: Sana po, kahit hipo MAN lang.

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NOON:
Boy Banat: apoy ka ba?
Girl Banat: bakit?
Boy Banat: kase ALAB u.

NGAYON.
Boy Banat: Apoy ka ba ?
Girl Banat: oo , gusto mo sunugin kita!

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Isang hapon at tapos na klase ng Mag Jowa.
GF: Hatid mo ko?
Boy Banat: Wala akong pera, wala pa allowance ko!
GF: Ayaw mo? Walang tao sa bahay ngayun eh!
Boy Banat: Aba'y tingnan mo nga naman,
may naipit palang singkwenta.

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Ano ang similarity ng UTOT at TULA?
Pareho silang nagmula sa POET!

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Wag kang mabahala sa BF/GF mo pag my nagtext sa kanila ng I LUV U....
Mabahala ka kung ang txt ay I LUV U 2...

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Kung wala kang balak MAHALIN...
LANDIIN mo nlng...dahil sa panahon ngaun
nauuso na ang "M.U". XD
"MALANDING UGNAYAN"

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Do you know INNER ROW???
What is inner row?
Inner Row is that which comes before

Pibrerow
Marsow
Abril
Mayow.

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Girl Banat: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
Boy Banat: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "Go To H3ll", kaya ito uwi
agad ako..

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Nag-iingay ka sa klase..
sinabihan ka ng CRUSH mo na..
"tumahimik ka nga! ang ingay mo, halikan kita jan eh!"
TATAHIMIK KA KAYA?
nyayahahahaha...XD

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Sabi ni peterpan
"mag isip ka lang ng gusto mo ..
makakaLipad ka" ! ..
pero bakit nung inisip kita .
nahulog ako ?

If you have you own funny Tagalog Love Jokes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Friendship Quotes and Sayings

Be ready to inspired by this collection of Friendship Quotes that you can share to your friends and special someone, just copy and paste it in your Facebook wall or in your Twitter.   If your have your own Friendship Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: friendship. Enjoy!

"Love your friend so much, but don't let her know to much

Cause once your friend become a foe, the whole will know,

It isn’t a good day, I wont forget this day,

Like how they so called friends where all against me."

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"Friendship is a chain of gold, each link a smile,

a laugh, a tear, a grip of hand, a word of cheer.

No matter how heavy the load, i'll be your friend

until we grow old."

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7 colors make a rainbow

7 chords make a music

7 days make a week

7 continents make a world

and 7 beautiful letters make

us 'F R I E N D S'

"Friendship lives forever

as long as we exist..

you may not see me, i may not see you,

but the essence of our friendship

will see us through!"

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"As long as there are good friends who tap your back

For all the cute and sweet concerns,

Failure will just be ant bite."

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"If you are a lone, I will be your shadow.

If you want to cry, I will be your shoulder.

If you want a hug, I will be your pillow.

If you need to be happy, I will be your smile.

But anytime you need a friend, I will be just me"

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'I'd like to say something

It's not as humble as sorry

or not as sweet as "iloveyou"

all i want 2 say is..

thank you for being one of my smiles! "

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"I'm ur friend but

God is your Bestfriend

you can cry to me but

God can dry ur tears

I love you but

God loves you deeper

you can hold my hand but

God can carry you better"

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"Wealth can melt;

Pleasure is unsure;

Power is not forever;

but FRIENDS who remmber each other..

will always stay together..hapi 2 hav u as 1.."

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"I may not have the best lovelife in the world..

BUT i am blessed with super great friends in the land.."

thanks for being one!"

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"The best thing you can

do for a friend when they’re hurt,

Is to be there, even when

you have nothing to offer but your presence."

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"Do I have to say take care

every day , everyday hour, every second?

yes maybe i must..

so that tommorow If I didn't wake up atleast

I have told you.. how much I really care for you!"

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"A real friend...

not only goes

out with you anywhere

you go, but also remembers

you no matter how busy

they are, who takes

there time to say "got a

problem? I'm still here"

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"..Its weird how you go from being

strangers to being friends to being more than friend

then suddenly.."

back to bein practically strangers again.."

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Listen and Silent:

are two words having the same letters.

they are significant in a FRIENDSHIP

because only a friend can listen to you

when you are silent.

"You were someone I don't even know before..
you were someone I don't expect
I'll get along with..
but it turned out you've given me
One of that best friendship ever.."

If you have you own Friendship Quotes and Sayings, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook  (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat) Page for the latest features.

New Love Quotes and Sayings

Sometimes we miss the messages we used to get from someone. We miss the talks with them we used to have.We miss the day that we were with them together. Heres's a collection of New Love Quotes and Sayings in  order to make your love life more optimistic and beautiful it is essential for you to know the true meaning of love. If you have your own favorite New Love Quotes and Sayings, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: love quotes. Enjoy!

Respect the people who find time for you in their busy schedule and love the people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

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Don’t place your pride too high above your heart. Sometimes, it’s not right to always let go. It’s better to lose your pride to someone you love, than to lose your love because of your pride…

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If you are afraid to love a person because of friendship you have to choices.  Either says what you feel and let the love takes place or forever have love under a friendship full of pretending.

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When you still useful, you’ll be taken care of, but the moment they find someone better, they won’t even remember how you’ve been useful to them.

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We don’t need to explain how much we love a person.  It’s up to them how they appreciate the efforts that you did for them to be contented.

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One thing we must learn about love..if u don't love d person at all...never give him a reason to love u more..

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No matter how busy a person's day is, if she/he will do anything to get hold of you by any means, then you are one of his/her PRIORITIES!

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Sometimes, you have to run away..not just to create distance,  but to see who cares enough to run behind and pull you back.

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The worst thing that a man can do to a woman, is to let her fall in love and leave her when she falls.

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I know in this life there will be another you, another moment or another chance.  So, as long as you are there now is the opportunity to tell you that, “I’m happy that I met you.

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It is better to feel the enjoyment of being not commited, rather than to suffer in a relationship being cheated!

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When nails grow long, we cut nails not fingers... similarly.. when misunderstanding grow up, cut your ego.. not your relationship..

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Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me they love and care for me. so that I wont waste my time believing in their sweet lies.

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Real men don’t love the most beautiful girl in the world;  they love the girl who can make his world the most beautiful.

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