5 Meaningful Love Quotes on AlDub's Most Awaited First Date

It was September 19, 2015, when the AlDub nation most awaited moment in Eat Bulaga's Kalye Serye segment happened. The much anticipated first date of King Bae Alden Richards and Dubsmash Queen Yaya Dub (Maine Mendoza) that rock the Twitter-verse with unprecedented 12.1 million tweets. Avid fans are excited for they finally had the chance of their lives. We've been following since their first glance until this very day that made us burp butterflies.

Lola Nidora finally allowed the two to have their first date but as usual under certain conditions. One is they were not allowed to touch each other and should not rush the moment. Lastly, Yaya needs to be back to Lola before the show ends. Fans had witnessed the preparation they've gone through before the date. They had to make sure they things will going to be fine and remarkable. Before Yaya and Alden meet, there are some quotes that are posted to remind them the meaning of love. If you missed them, here's 5 Meaningful Love Quotes on AlDub's Most Awaited First Date :

1. One of the best feelings in the world

is knowing that your presence and absence

both mean something to someone."

2. "Love is sweet

when it's new,

but it's sweeter

when it's true."

Ryan Rems Funny Jokes that will keep you saying "Rock and Roll to the World"

This is the famous catchphrase of Ryan Rems that became viral online which later on became his distinguished punchline after he joined It's Showtime's The Funny One. Also known as Ryan Rems Sarita in real life, he became the first grand winner of the segment that is dedicated for budding comedian like him. He become popular for his straight-faced delivery of jokes, most of which are about the day to day lives of people. He is also notable for his brand of  non-sequitur humor. Aside from his unique way of delivering jokes, Sarita also has talent in singing that's why is dubbed as Rakistang Komikero or Rocker Comedian. He shared that he dreamed of becoming a television writer and tried his luck to apply for the position but ended up auditioning to the noontime show's segment which is a great blessing in disguise for him.

We can't get enough of his unconventional jokes so we are featuring some of Ryan Rems Funny Jokes that will keep you saying "Rock and Roll to the World" :

"May best friend ako Koreano. Muntikan na s’yang maging James Bond. Pero pumalya s’ya sa final audition. Sabi n’ya, “The name is Bond. Double-Oh-Cheben.” Orayt!"

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"One time pinasok ang bahay namin ng mga magnanakaw, akyat bahay! Nagkatitigan kami! Sabi nila, “Uy! Nauna ka na pala!" Orayt

AlDub's True Love Waits Quotes and Conversations

Started from steal glances and tiny wave hello called "pabebe wave", AlDub have been hitting both the social media and television. AlDub or a shortname for Alden Richards and Yaya Dub added more excitement to the noontime variety show Eat Bulaga through the "KalyeSerye" or street series which fans and netizens has been following the unlikely duo's budding romance. The pair is played by Alden who is known for being a heartthrob and Maine Mendoza, who is an on-line sensation for doing Dubsmash. They only communicate on split-screen through the use of songs such as God Gave Me You and movie lines. The team-up clicked instantly and continues to gain even more popularity everyday with #AlDub and #AlDubPaMore constantly trending on social networking sites. The storyline of their romance is like modern fairytale with cruel Lola Nidora hindering the two from seeing each other and live happily ever after. Avid viewers of any age are all excited of what will happen next.

When will they finally meet each other? At the right time. We just have to wait and surely will be worth it. Meanwhile, here's AlDub True Love Waits Quotes and Conversations that will leave you the #AlDub #KiligPaMore  :

"True Love isn't easy but is must be fought for,

Because once you find it,

It can NEVER be replaced."

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"Waiting is a sign of true love and patience.

Anyone can say "I love you," but not everyone

can wait and prove it's true."

What's meant to be will always find a way.

Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines

Clash of Clans or COC seems to be enjoying the surge of interest since it was released on August 2, 2012. It is a freemium online multiplayer strategy game developed and published by Supercell, a Finland based video game company. Here you build community of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters and join other players to start an epic battle with other players worldwide. It can be considered as one of the most popular mobile games in the history as it gets millions of downloads and players both in IOS and Android users. COC receives generally positive reviews from the users and probably you have already watched their cool advertisements as well.

Here in the Philippines, COC is such a big hit as Filipinos of any age are talking about it. While we can't get over enough, we have listed some Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines that you can share with your fellow gamers out there :

"History will be written by Men who ride Hogs"

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"For love, honor and spiked armor with nipples."

Health Quotes and Sayings That You Should Always Consider

The greatest wealth you can have is Health. We are all fully aware how important it is to stay healthy to avoid risks of acquiring illnesses and be able to perform our activities well everyday. We should be taking care of our body. Have a good lifestyle by eating healthy foods, doing right exercise, enough amount of sleep, thinking positively, worrying less and keeping yourself happy. We should never abuse our bodies and as much as possible try to control yourself from taking unnecessary eats that will actually harm you.

Still, prevention is better than cure. Being healthy should not be an option to ignore but a choice to take. Don't wait for tomorrow to start a healthy living because there is no better time than now. We have here some Health Quotes and Sayings That You Should Always Consider.

"Everytime you eat or drink,

you are either feeding disease or fighting it"

~ Heather Morgan, MS, NLC

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"Take care of your body.

It's the only place you have to live in"

~Anonymous

"Today is new day,

Fresh Start!

Think happy thoughts,

Exercise

Drink lots of water

Don't just eat,

Fuel your body,

Be Healthy and Happy!"

Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste


Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose?
A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.


Q: Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine


Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand


Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack


Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.


Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them


Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged


Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.


Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney.


Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


Q: What is 72?
A: 69 with three people watching


Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.


Q: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum

We know what you're thinking. And you get it right. Well, the doctor is also doing it right. Do you think the Doc is lucky enough? We think so.


Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frog's finger


Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion


Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"


Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.


Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.


Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in another box


Q: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A: Because he wanted to find a tight seal


Q: What do you call an expert fisherman?
A: A Master Baiter

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