New Year Quotes, Wishes, Sayings and Greetings

As the new year takes the flying start, let's welcome this New Year with smiles on out faces and hopes in your heart for the best.  Wishing you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New year.

Check out this latest, best and extensive collection of New Year Quotes, Wishes, Sayings and Greetings by famous and well-known people. If you have your own favorite New Year Quotes or Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: new year, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

• Helen Keller
Your success and happiness lies in you.
Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and
you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.


• Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the Old Year leaves.


• Benjamin Franklin
Be always at War with your vices,
at peace with your neighbors,
and let each New Year find you
a better person.


• Mark Twain
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time
to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

• Arthur H. Sulzberger
For eleven months and maybe about twenty days each year,
we concentrate upon the shortcomings of others,
but for a few days at the turn of New Year we look at our own.
It is a good habit. -


• Edgar Guest
A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said
I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year. -


• Aleister Crowley
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early.
My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue,
so that I triumph even when I fall.


• Martin Luther
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.


Pope John XXIII
Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,
but with what it is still possible for you to do.


• T.S. Eliot
For last year's words belong to last year's language.
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.


• Orison Swett Marden
No man is beaten until his hope is annihilated, his confidence gone.
As long as a man faces life hopefully, confidently, triumphantly,
he is not a failure; he is not beaten until he turns his back on life.


• Edward Payson Powell
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead.
The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.
All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!


•Sarah Ban Breathnach
Begin today. Declare out-loud to the universe
that you are willing to let go of struggle and
eager to learn through joy. Celebrate New Year.


• Edith Lovejoy Pierce
We will open the book. Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day

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Cheating Quotes and Sayings

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake, and If you're not happy in a relationship, Don't cheat you can just leave. Check out this latest, best and extensive collection of Cheating Quotes and Saying. If you have your own favorite Cheaters Quotes or Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheating, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Cheating is never okay.

There is no justification for it.

just Don't.

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A relationship is only meant for two,

but some bitches don't know how to count.

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If you Cheat on girl

that's willing to do anyhing for you,

You actually cheated yourself

Out of true loyalty.

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Cheating and lying aren't struggles,

they're reasons to break up.

Cheating on good person is like throwing a Diamond

and picking up a Rock.

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DON'T Cheat in a relationship.

if you are not happy then just LEAVE.

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Treat me like a Queen

and I'll Treat you like a King,

Treat me like a game

and I'll show you How It's Played

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Cheating is not an accident...

Falling off a bike is an accident..

You don't trip into a vagina.

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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it,

and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust

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At some point, you've got to just jump.

you've got to quit being scared of "maybes" and what-ifs".

Quit cheating yourself out of the best thing

that could happen to you.

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No Other Woman Most Popular Lines and Best Movie Quotes

Remember this popular line, "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka."? Well, this line that may have etched in your mind is a pick from one of the highest grossing Filipino films of all time by Star Cinema and Viva Films co-production - "No Other Woman" - having a gross of over Php 278 million. "No Other Woman" is 2011 Filipino adult-romance film starring Anne Curtis, Derek Ramsay and Cristine Reyes directed by Ruel Bayani. Here's the No Other Woman Most Remarkable Lines and Best Movie Quotes, hope you'll like it!

Anne Curtis as Kara Zalderiaga, is the drop-dead gorgeous resort heiress with a carefree soul and happy-go-lucky personality who eventually fell into an impassioned relationship with a furniture salesman Ram Escaler (Derek Ramsay). Here's Anne Curtis’ Notable Lines from No Other Woman:

•  "There's No Other Woman Better than I am"

• “No pressure! And kiss me and don’t you dare fall in love with me. “We’re just two consenting adults having fun, there’s no emotional attachment.”

• “You will only be called a mistress when there’s an emotional attachment. I’m not a mistress.”

• “You can call me whatever you want,SNAKE, BITCH or OTHER WOMAN, but I promise you, I will never be a PATHETIC and BORING housewife.”

• “Every day I’m trying to convince myself na mamahalin din nya ako, pero sayo pa din sya umuuwi.”

• “I don’t need to read your research report. I know the market because I am the market.”

• “Paano mo naman malalaman na masarap pala pag di mo titikman?

Kahit alam mong bawal, labanan mo cos’ eventually your body will just get used to it.”

Cristine Reyes as Charmaine Escaler, Ram's charming and responsible trophy wife who later on unleashes the fighter inside her to fight for her husband's love. Check out these Cristine Reyes’ Unforgettable Lines from No Other Woman movie:

• "Baka makita mo pang nilalagyan ko ng lason ang pagkain mo. Joke lang. Medyo off yung humor ko lately."

• "Mababaliw siguro ako kapag nalaman kong may babae siya. Baka mapatay ko iyong kabit. Silang dalawa, actually."

• "Alam mo kasi ang marriage parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang mga squatters." 

• "Why don’t you have dinner with us tonight? Pa-thank you ko na rin dahil kinuha mo ang asawa ko… bilang supplier ng furtinure sa resort niyo."

• "The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Pero sa ganda mong iyan, siguradong marami kang alam na shortcuts." 

Carmi Martin portrayed Babygirl Dela Costa, Charmaine's feisty mom whose husband had a mistress too. Check out Carmi Martin’ Iconic Lines uttered in No Other Woman movie:

• "Kung ahas siya mas ahas ako! Tahimik pero kapag kinanti – nanunuklaw!"

• "Naku. Ganyan talaga kapag galing sa makating dikya, nagmamarka".

• "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka. Lumaban ka!"

• "Panahon na para i-pack-up ‘yang si Lucy Torres mo. Ilabas mo na diyan si Gretchen Barretto. Sabi nga niya sa Magkaribal, ‘You want war? I’ll give you war.’ Anak, ako na ang bahala sa red stilettos mo!"

• "Pare-parehong p*ta lang iyon! Yung p*tang mayaman, original ang Hermes. Yung mahirap, binili sa Greenhills."

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Tagalog Love Advice and Pinoy Love Advice Quotes

Looking for the love advice can be applied to your love life? Check out this latest and best collection of Tagalog Love Advice. If you have your own favorite Pinoy Love Advice Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: love advice, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Loving is not about saying "I LOVE YOU" and "I LOVE YOU TOO" to someone you love. But it's about the feelings between the two of you. May mga tao kasing nagsasabihan ng "I LOVE YOU" without knowing if that is really a LOVE or a LUST.

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Advice? Eto, Kalimutan ang nakaraan, mahalin ang kasalukuyan,
at magplano para sa kinabukasan.

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Ipinagpalit ko lahat para sayo, iniwan ko siya, dahil lang sayo…
kase mahal kta.. Pero iniwan mo din ako…ngayon, alam mo ba kung sino kasama’t kadamay ko?… siya, na iniwan ko, dahil lang sayo.

"Kung may mahal ka na, Wag ka nang humanap ng iba. Anong akala mo sa LOVE?
Parang MINUTE BURGER na Buy 1 take 1?"

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Pwede tayong magmahal ng sabay-sabay, pero hindi pantay-pantay

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"Fight for someone dahil gusto mong patunayan na ikaw ang karapat dapat.
Hindi yung dahil sa gusto mo lang talunin ang mga karibal mo."

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"Pag dumating ka na sa puntong gusto mo ng BUMITAW,
isipin mo muna kung bakit KUMAPIT ng ganyan katagal."

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"Hindi kasi enough na mahal mo lang siya. Dapat may kasamang trust."

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"Sa susunod na mag-iisip ka ng MAGAGANDANG bagay,
wag mong kalimutan isipin ang sarili mo."

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"Ugali ng mga lalaki ang mang-iwan. Yung mga tipong malapit ka ng maka-move
on, biglang magpaparamdam... at mang-iiwan ulit."

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal:
minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka!
Sabi nila magsasawa din ako.
Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit?
“kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo”……

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Huwag mong sabihin sa ex mo na andyan ka lang kapag nag-aaway sila ng
partner niya. Ending n'yan, magiging Kabit ka."

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"Sumama ka sa MABUTI, hindi sa mabait. Sa MARUNONG,
hindi sa matalino. At sa MAHAL ka, hindi sa gusto ka."

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"Wag mong ugaliin na maghabol sa taong mahal mo,
ipinanganak kang TAO hindi ASO."

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Minsan ang daling sabihing mahal mo sya
Pero ang totoo, mas mahal mo yung isa!
Pero bakit mo pinipilit na mahalin yung isa?
Simple lang! Syempre, para makalimutan mo
yung mahal mong talaga! Tama ba?

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Vice Ganda Tagalog FlipTop Lines

Fliptop or FlipTop Battles, is the Philippines' premier rap battle contest joined by underground and amateur rappers. Fliptop is someshow considers as a modern day Balagtasan, where two rappers are pitted against each other in a battle of a capella rap. FlipTop battled with 3 rounds and the panel of judges announced the winner

Check out this cool and funny collection of Tagalog Fliptop Lines by Vice Ganda. If you have your own favorite Tagalog FlipTop Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: fliptop, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

"Sa ginawa mong yan akala mo ganap ka ng RAPPER?
I don't think so!
Kasi from head to foot mas mukha kang SNATCHER."

"Oo nga't mukha akong kabayo na kumakain ng damo at darak...
Masaya na ko rito,
kesa sa mukha mong model ng TOILET DUCK!"

"Kung Inaakala mo na kamukha mo si Sam Milby...
Nagkakakamali ka dahil ang kakambal mo si ANDREW E."


"Sa ganda kong to, itsura mo WALANG SILBI...
Para kang dumi sa tenga kung tawagin ay TUTULI"


"Daldal ka ng daldal yung sinasabi mo,
wala namang kwenta...
Kaya huminto ka na kung ayaw mong
ipabugbog kita sa eskenita!"


"Ang baho ng bunganga mo,
WALA KANG PERSONAL HYGIENE!
kung ikaw lang magiging jowa ko
mamamatay na lang akong VIRGIN."

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Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes

Here are funny and spooky Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, made just for this halloween and for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Funny Jokes and Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: halloween jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…T@ng!n@ naman, wala tayong yaya!

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Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

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Tip for a Long Life: Huwag isusulat ang name mo sa condolence book pag dumadalaw ka sa patay kasi pagkatapos ng libing, merong raffle kung sino ang isusunod!…try nyo kaya!LOL!

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Isn’t it nice to be in bed,and someone's with you to watch you, touch your hair down to your back, and whisper to you.. “HANAPIN MO ANG PUMATAY SAKIN!!” haha

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Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines

Catholic Christians and other Christian faiths celebrated the All Saints day on November 1, and in Catholic consider this as mandatory holiday. The following day, November 2 they celebrated it as All Souls day, which Catholic beliefs about the souls in Purgatory (temporary punishment by which those who die in a state of grace are believed to be made ready for Heaven) are especially remembered.

Here's a extensive collection of funny, spooky and scariest Tagalog Halloween Banat and Pickup Lines, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Halloween Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pag ako namatay, gusto ko itong cel ko kasama sa kabaong ko
para pag namimiss mo ko, tetext mo na lang , tapos malay mo...
unlimited ako, text text tayo heheehe

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Gusto mo bang masama sa isang pelikula? kasama mo pa nga sila, FPJ, Nida Blanka, Rudy Fernandez, Babalu at Rico Yan? Ang pamagat ng pelikula, Ikaw na lang ang hinihintay! ano payag ka ba?!? XD

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Bago ka matulog: pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo.. ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo… kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba..? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan na ba ang ulo nya..? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa.. Cge tulog ka na Gud nyt!..ingat!

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Darating rin ang araw, mapapasakin rin yang katawan mo. -Sementeryo

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Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa
sementeryo? Text DALAW ON at e send sa 2366 Sila mismo ang
dadalaw sayo Text na! hehehehhe….

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Halloween Tagalog Scary Stories

Do you believe ghosts exist or encounters surreal supernatural things? Here's a Halloween Tagalog Scary Story and hoping you'll not to experience it. If you have your own paranormal experience about Halloween Tagalog Scary Story, we would love to hear it and share it here, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: scary story, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

One night a student was riding in a Jeepney, she was the only passenger

Suddenly, she noticed that the driver
changed it's route, not to the place she supposed to go.
she asked the driver..

" Manong di po ata ito daan papunta sa dorm koh.."

(after 5 minutes.)

The driver went back to the right way,
and when they arrived at the dorm, before the girl down,
the driver told her:

"Neng, pagpasok mo hubarin mo kaagad damit mo
at kung pwede sunugin mo.Iniba ko ung ruta ko kasi
pagtingin ko sa salamin kanina,

"Wala kang Ulo"..

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Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People

Halloween also known as All Hallows' Eve, It's comes around once a year and observed around the world on October 31, the eve before the Western Christian feast of All Hallows. People celebrating Halloween by decorating the outside of their house with lots of stuff to scare those who dare walk up to their door, while kids are giggled with delighted terror as they knock on neighbors door, yelling, "Trick or Treat".

Here's a extensive collection of best, spooky and scariest Halloween Famous Quotes by Famous People, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Halloween Famous Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: famous halloween, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

William Shakespeare
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven"
Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.–

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Nicholas Gordon
On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park

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John Kendrick Bangs
Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way.

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Carolyn Wells
You wouldn't believe
On All Hallow Eve
What lots of fun we can make,
With apples to bob,
And nuts on the hob,
And a ring-and-thimble cake.

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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

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Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light,
I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.

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Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.

Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?

Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!

Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl: Oo.

Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.

Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl: wala bkit?

Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy: (confused)Bkit?

Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?

Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..

Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..

Girl : Hello..

Boy : Kumain ka na..?

Girl : Kumain ka na..?

Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy : I Love You..

Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh

Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please

Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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Tagalog Crush Quotes and Pinoy Crush Kita Quotes

What is Crush? Crush...It's when you put on a smile when you see special personcompletes your day when you saw that person inspires you to do something. Well, check this Tagalog Crush Quotes and Pinoy Crush Kita Quotes for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Crush Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy crush, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Dear CRUSH, Kung sila ay MISS WORLD, MISS UNIVERSE, at MISS EARTH...
Ikaw naman, Ay ..... MISS YOU.

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Kapag online pa si CRUSH.. Napupuyat ako

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Pag si CRUSH ang katabi, kahit gutomin kaman,
hinding-hindi mo iiwanan ang iyong upuan.

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Ang CRUSH madali titigan..
pero mahirap lapitan

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Hi Crush, Alam mo, minsan nakakawalang gana ka na.
Nakakawalang ganang PAKAWALAN.

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Dear Crush, kahit na hindi mo ko pinapansin OK lang..
but please promise me that you'll stay single.

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Hi Crush. COW ka ba?
COW-awa ka naman kung di ka sakin mapupunta.

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Yung nagagawa mong magsinungaling sa crush mo...
kapag tinatanong ka niya kung sino crush mo.

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Ang crush parang mathematical problem...
Kung di mo makuha, titigan mo nalang.

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Define Crush? yung siya ang rason..
kung bakit may gana kang pumasok sa klase.

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Pag nakikita mo yung CRUSH mo,
yung mga bulati sa tiyan mo nagiging PARU-PARO.

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Hi Crush, BUHANGIN ka ba?
SANDamakmak kasi ang kilig ko, pag andyan ka.

Congratulations Quotes and Sayings

When we actually say "Congratulations"? we usually this when if someone passes an exam, or one just graduated from school. We also say "Congratulations" when gets a job promotion and especially a pregnant women have the honor of bringing another valuable life into the world.

Here's a extensive collection of best, inspiring and latest Congratulations Quotes and Sayings, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Congratulations Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: congrats, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Well done and congratulations!  The fruit of your labor is sweet, and I must say you deserve it.

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Along with this text message is my applause and gratitude for the wonderful job you have done today and the days beforehand.  Keep up the good work!

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We are proud of you and your accomplishments. We’re confident that you will continue with even more successes. Good luck in your next adventures. Congratulations!

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A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you exchange it. Enclosed is one big hug. Congratulations!

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Your hard work will pay off in many ways. Good things will come to those who wait until they graduate. You've come so far. You’ve worked so hard. Congratulations!

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Congratulations! I knew that if someone could do it, then it must be you.  Well done my friend!

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It is time for you…To look back with pride and satisfaction on your well lived moments…And look forward to all the things you are yet to enjoy! Congratulations and best wishes!

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May today's success be the beginning of tomorrow's achievements. Congratulations!

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Of all the things you have done, I particularly salute this one, because watching you do it is fun. Congratulations!

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Engagement Quotes and Sayings

Engagement is the time between being two and one. It moves so fast the mountains shift before the survey is done.  Here's a collection of best, latest and romantic Engagement Quotes and Sayings for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Engagement Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: engagement, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

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My Heart Says that you Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that you are Feeling Something for me
My Mind Says that You are Thinking of Me,
But I Want to Listen from Your Lips that ....
YOU LOVE ME..

You can also check this Engagement Quotes video shared in youtube

Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice.
Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me.

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"You are engaged. For all of your lives, May you find in each other.
The friend of your heart.  The joy of your world. The love of your life!"

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Congratulations on your engagement...

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As you both look forward to the day that you are wed,
May your love be a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement

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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.

I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

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To a very special couple Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness in the future you will share.

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On ur Engagement!

As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.

May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.

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The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed
your eyes on me that day I'll always treasure. Happy Engagement

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Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And
companionship For all the years of your lives!

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I was not told about the plan of engagement until weeks later after Story
Master had asked Story Mistress father if he could marry her.

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Dance like no one is watching
Sing like no one is listening
Love like you've never been hurt
Live like it's Heaven on Earth
A dream that is dreamed by two
Will always come true.

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Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar

Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar made just for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Wrong Grammar, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sablay grammar, and will posted up for you. By the way, this for entertainment only, hope you'll like it!

“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
"Can you repeat it once again?"
"Mukhang haggard-looking."
"Do you have more brighter ideas?"
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“The more the manyer.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….

Check out also this Pinoy English Jokes video on youtube

“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait"
"What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?"
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“What are friends are for?”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
"You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"
"Out of fit ako these days eh…"
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“First and for all.”
"Come, lets join us!"
"Bring down the house down!"
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
"I’m the world champion of the World"
"Beneath the Belt"
"Rule of Hand…"
"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top"

Trivia:
Did you know that Most Filipinos understand, write and speak English, Tagalog and their respective languages. English language is one of the two official languages of the Republic of the Philippines.

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Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

Are you familiar with Battle of the Brainless? it's segment spoof of an old local quiz show popularized by the former gag show "Tropang Trumpo", where simple quiz questions are never answered correctly but a funny and stupid one. Check this Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: game show, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Question: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
Answer: Baliw! XD

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Question: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Answer: Operadang bakla? XD

Check out this sample video of Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

Question: Sino ang sikat na bayani ang nasa Php500 bill? Ang initials niya as "N.A"?.
Answer: Nora Aunor? XD

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Question: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
Answer: Itlog ng tao! XD

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Question: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
Answer: Yung tangkay? XD

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Question: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
Answer: T@e! XD

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Question: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
Answer: Buhok? XD

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Question: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
Answer: Cold water! XD

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Question: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
Answer: Sunog! XD

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Question: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
Answer: Humanitarian? XD

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Question: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
Answer: Baby oil? XD

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Question: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
Answer: Sa motel? XD

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Question: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
Answer: Sweetserland? XD

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Question: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
Answer: Si scooby dooby doo? XD

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD

Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!

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Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughtiest, funniest and latest Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes, made just for you and to share with. This Pare Jokes collection also features funny conversation of famous magkumpare Pedro and Juan. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pare Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pare jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pedro: Pre! Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
Juan: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes.   Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo!XD

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano daw, basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.XD

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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!XD

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Juan: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pedro: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Juan: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pedro: pare ako nanalo!XD

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Pedro: pare amoy tinapay ka ah..
Juan: talaga? hehe anong klaseng tinapay naman?
Pedro: Putok pare!  XD  

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Juan: Ano ang pinakamainit na bahagi ng katawan ng babae?
Pedro: Singit.
Juan: Bakit?
Pedro: Kita mo, sa sobrang init, nagkaroon ng biyak!

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Pedro: Pareng Juan, what is your greatest fantasy?
Juan: To be kissed by someone in the rain, Pare how about you?
Pedro: to be that someone kissing you in the rain. Love you Pare!

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Juan: Pare! Ang ganda ng dream ko kagabi! Dinidilaan ko ang pagitan ng boobs ni Angel Locsin!
Pedro: Hayop ka, pare! Kaya pala basa ang puwet ko paggising ko! XD

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Juan: mga pare! yung asawa ko, favorite movie niya yung "Lord of the Rings the TWO towers" at sakto, kambal ang anak namin..!
Berto: wala ka sa asawa ko! favorite nya yung "the THREE musketeers" at
sakto, triplets ang anak namin..!!

nagtatawanan ang dalawa nang mapansin nila si Pedro..

Juan: Pedro! bakit parang balisa ka? Di ba manganganak na din ang misis mo?
Pedro: eh meron kasing favorite movie yung misis ko, kinakabahan ako...
Berto: anong movie ba yun?
Pedro: 300..!!XD

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Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?"
Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.."
Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..."
Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"XD

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Juan: Uwi na ako at gustong gusto ko na hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!!!
Pedro: Bakit, hot na hot ka na pare?
Juan: Hindi!!!! Masiyadong masikip sa akin eh!XD

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Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pang Basted

Is there someone courting you but you don't have feelings on him? and you're thinking on how to say it? well, here's a collection of the best, funniest and latest Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pangbasted made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pambasted na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy basted, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw:
"How many times do i have to flush before you go away?"

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I'm funny. you're funny looking.
so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!

Check out this Pinoy Jokes video  that feautures Basted is Tandang

A Girl brought over his new boyfriend for the girl barkada to meet..after several hours, the guy excused himself.

Girl: so guys, how is he? feedback!
Barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
We all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP

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Boy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
Girl: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!

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Oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?

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When a Boy approached the Girl with a smile....
Boy: Hi miss...can i...
Girl: sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...

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Pambasted banat sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"You're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"

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Pambasted na banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."

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Boy Banat: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan?
Girl Banat: i don't want you to be my friend
Boy Banat: bakit naman
Girl Banat: sorry...you don't meet my standards eh

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Pinoy Comedy Banat and Komeding Banat Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Pinoy Comedy Jokes and Komeding Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Komeding Banat Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: comedy banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kapag tumulo ang sipon sa harap ng crush mo..
ito sabihin niyo...
kita mo na? pati sipon ko nahuhulog na sayo...
gusto mo inumin ko toh para sayo?...Nyahahaha

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Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O sige po, manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Dad, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo

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Boy: miss taga saan ka:
Girl: bakit:
boy: gusto ko lang malaman kung saan ka nakatira,ibig kitang haranahin mamayang gabi...
Girl: naku hindi na uso yun....
Boy: ano na uso ngayun:
Girl: halika hatid mo ako sa sogo..

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GIRL: Hubarin mo na bra ko...
BOY: O, ayan...
GIRL: Hubarin mo na panty ko...
BOY: O, ayan, hinubad na...
GIRL: Sige, next time, 'wag mo na isusuot mga gamit ko ha!

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Umuwi ng bahay si Boy Banat…
Boy Banat: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal’s Office!
Nanay: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
Boy Banat: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.gee!

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Boy: pag mag asawa na tayo di kana maglalaba.
Girl: weh? talaga? bakit naman?
Boy: kasi araw araw na tayong nakahubad.

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Si Pedro bumili ako ng cond0m sa mini stop.
Cashier(girl): Sir, ipaplastik ko pa po ba?
Pedro: Hindi na, susuotin ko na e.

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Ayoko nang madidi-dikit sa pintuan...
sawang-sawa na akong tawaging boy next door.

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Boy: alam mo, para kang albatros deodorizer.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi binigyan mu ng halimuyak ang mala-inodoro kong buhay..

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Pedro: Nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Banat ng nanay sa anak
Aanuhin mo pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tatamaan ka na!!!

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Girl: Hatid mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko. Wala ako pera ngayon.
Girl: Ayaw mo?! Bahala ka! Wala pa naman tao sa bahay ngayon.
Boy: Aba! Tingnan mo nga naman. May naipit pa pala akong bente sa wallet.

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There are 70 ways to make me happy first is to LOVE ME!
then the rest is 69

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