Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

Are you familiar with Battle of the Brainless? it's segment spoof of an old local quiz show popularized by the former gag show "Tropang Trumpo", where simple quiz questions are never answered correctly but a funny and stupid one. Check this Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: game show, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Question: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
Answer: Baliw! XD

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Question: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Answer: Operadang bakla? XD

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Question: Sino ang sikat na bayani ang nasa Php500 bill? Ang initials niya as "N.A"?.
Answer: Nora Aunor? XD

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Question: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
Answer: Itlog ng tao! XD

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Question: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
Answer: Yung tangkay? XD

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Question: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
Answer: T@e! XD

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Question: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
Answer: Buhok? XD

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Question: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
Answer: Cold water! XD

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Question: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
Answer: Sunog! XD

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Question: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
Answer: Humanitarian? XD

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Question: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
Answer: Baby oil? XD

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Question: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
Answer: Sa motel? XD

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Question: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
Answer: Sweetserland? XD

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Question: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
Answer: Si scooby dooby doo? XD

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD

Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!

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Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughtiest, funniest and latest Tagalog Magkumpare Jokes and Pinoy Pare Jokes, made just for you and to share with. This Pare Jokes collection also features funny conversation of famous magkumpare Pedro and Juan. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pare Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pare jokes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pedro: Pre! Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?
Juan: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes.   Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo!XD

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Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano daw, basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.XD

Check out this Tagalog Funny Jokes video of Porkchop Duo

Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin, kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?!
Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!XD

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Juan: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pedro: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe
Juan: swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pedro: pare ako nanalo!XD

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Pedro: pare amoy tinapay ka ah..
Juan: talaga? hehe anong klaseng tinapay naman?
Pedro: Putok pare!  XD  

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Juan: Ano ang pinakamainit na bahagi ng katawan ng babae?
Pedro: Singit.
Juan: Bakit?
Pedro: Kita mo, sa sobrang init, nagkaroon ng biyak!

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Pedro: Pareng Juan, what is your greatest fantasy?
Juan: To be kissed by someone in the rain, Pare how about you?
Pedro: to be that someone kissing you in the rain. Love you Pare!

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Juan: Pare! Ang ganda ng dream ko kagabi! Dinidilaan ko ang pagitan ng boobs ni Angel Locsin!
Pedro: Hayop ka, pare! Kaya pala basa ang puwet ko paggising ko! XD

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Juan: mga pare! yung asawa ko, favorite movie niya yung "Lord of the Rings the TWO towers" at sakto, kambal ang anak namin..!
Berto: wala ka sa asawa ko! favorite nya yung "the THREE musketeers" at
sakto, triplets ang anak namin..!!

nagtatawanan ang dalawa nang mapansin nila si Pedro..

Juan: Pedro! bakit parang balisa ka? Di ba manganganak na din ang misis mo?
Pedro: eh meron kasing favorite movie yung misis ko, kinakabahan ako...
Berto: anong movie ba yun?
Pedro: 300..!!XD

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Pedro: "pare, malungkot ka ata?"
Juan: "marami akong problema 'pre.."
Pedro: "wala yun 'pre. tumingin ka sa akin..."
Juan: "pare naman, please lang. wag mo nang dagdagan pa!"XD

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Juan: Uwi na ako at gustong gusto ko na hubarin ang panty ng misis ko!!!
Pedro: Bakit, hot na hot ka na pare?
Juan: Hindi!!!! Masiyadong masikip sa akin eh!XD

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Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pang Basted

Is there someone courting you but you don't have feelings on him? and you're thinking on how to say it? well, here's a collection of the best, funniest and latest Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pangbasted made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pambasted na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy basted, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw:
"How many times do i have to flush before you go away?"

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I'm funny. you're funny looking.
so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!

Check out this Pinoy Jokes video  that feautures Basted is Tandang

A Girl brought over his new boyfriend for the girl barkada to meet..after several hours, the guy excused himself.

Girl: so guys, how is he? feedback!
Barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
We all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP

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Boy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
Girl: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!

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Oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?

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When a Boy approached the Girl with a smile....
Boy: Hi miss...can i...
Girl: sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...

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Pambasted banat sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"You're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"

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Pambasted na banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."

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Boy Banat: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan?
Girl Banat: i don't want you to be my friend
Boy Banat: bakit naman
Girl Banat: sorry...you don't meet my standards eh

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Pinoy Comedy Banat and Komeding Banat Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Pinoy Comedy Jokes and Komeding Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Komeding Banat Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: comedy banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kapag tumulo ang sipon sa harap ng crush mo..
ito sabihin niyo...
kita mo na? pati sipon ko nahuhulog na sayo...
gusto mo inumin ko toh para sayo?...Nyahahaha

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Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O sige po, manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Dad, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo

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Boy: miss taga saan ka:
Girl: bakit:
boy: gusto ko lang malaman kung saan ka nakatira,ibig kitang haranahin mamayang gabi...
Girl: naku hindi na uso yun....
Boy: ano na uso ngayun:
Girl: halika hatid mo ako sa sogo..

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GIRL: Hubarin mo na bra ko...
BOY: O, ayan...
GIRL: Hubarin mo na panty ko...
BOY: O, ayan, hinubad na...
GIRL: Sige, next time, 'wag mo na isusuot mga gamit ko ha!

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Umuwi ng bahay si Boy Banat…
Boy Banat: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal’s Office!
Nanay: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
Boy Banat: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.gee!

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Boy: pag mag asawa na tayo di kana maglalaba.
Girl: weh? talaga? bakit naman?
Boy: kasi araw araw na tayong nakahubad.

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Si Pedro bumili ako ng cond0m sa mini stop.
Cashier(girl): Sir, ipaplastik ko pa po ba?
Pedro: Hindi na, susuotin ko na e.

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Ayoko nang madidi-dikit sa pintuan...
sawang-sawa na akong tawaging boy next door.

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Boy: alam mo, para kang albatros deodorizer.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi binigyan mu ng halimuyak ang mala-inodoro kong buhay..

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Pedro: Nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Banat ng nanay sa anak
Aanuhin mo pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tatamaan ka na!!!

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Girl: Hatid mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko. Wala ako pera ngayon.
Girl: Ayaw mo?! Bahala ka! Wala pa naman tao sa bahay ngayon.
Boy: Aba! Tingnan mo nga naman. May naipit pa pala akong bente sa wallet.

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There are 70 ways to make me happy first is to LOVE ME!
then the rest is 69

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Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat

Looking for funny tagalog effective way of breaking up? Nice to drop by as we give you the best and effective Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: breakup banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Break na tayo! kasi...
Hindi ka mayaman,
Hindi ka gwapo at hindi ka matalino...
(brutal! Nyahaha!)

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Girl: sawang sawa na ako sayo..you're always like that.
pagod na ako..itigil na natin ito
Boy: hindi ka na makakapaghanap ng tulad ko tandaan mo yan.
Girl: shut up! you think maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!

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Boy: I want to focus on my studies
after 2 days my girlfriend na pala ang Bugok,
classmate pa niya, focus nga!

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(Boy to his GF)
Boy: "Ayoko ko na sa 'yo"
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Type ko ang kuya mo."

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Girl: "May ipagtatapat ako sa 'yo...
(nagboses lalaki) Bro, di na tayo talo."

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You better dump me before I lop your d1ck off
and feed it to my pet piranha!

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Boy breaking up to a girl...
Boy:  "I'm Gay.."

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Break na tayo! kasi...
"May AIDS ako...XD

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Break na tayo! kasi...
aahm.. it's not you.. it's your face..XD

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Tapusin na natin to.di tayo sexually compatible
di mo masabayan ang libog ko...nyahaha!XD

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