Tagalog Crush Quotes and Pinoy Crush Kita Quotes

What is Crush? Crush...It's when you put on a smile when you see special personcompletes your day when you saw that person inspires you to do something. Well, check this Tagalog Crush Quotes and Pinoy Crush Kita Quotes for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Crush Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy crush, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Dear CRUSH, Kung sila ay MISS WORLD, MISS UNIVERSE, at MISS EARTH...
Ikaw naman, Ay ..... MISS YOU.

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Kapag online pa si CRUSH.. Napupuyat ako

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Pag si CRUSH ang katabi, kahit gutomin kaman,
hinding-hindi mo iiwanan ang iyong upuan.

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Ang CRUSH madali titigan..
pero mahirap lapitan

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Hi Crush, Alam mo, minsan nakakawalang gana ka na.
Nakakawalang ganang PAKAWALAN.

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Dear Crush, kahit na hindi mo ko pinapansin OK lang..
but please promise me that you'll stay single.

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Hi Crush. COW ka ba?
COW-awa ka naman kung di ka sakin mapupunta.

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Yung nagagawa mong magsinungaling sa crush mo...
kapag tinatanong ka niya kung sino crush mo.

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Ang crush parang mathematical problem...
Kung di mo makuha, titigan mo nalang.

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Define Crush? yung siya ang rason..
kung bakit may gana kang pumasok sa klase.

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Pag nakikita mo yung CRUSH mo,
yung mga bulati sa tiyan mo nagiging PARU-PARO.

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Hi Crush, BUHANGIN ka ba?
SANDamakmak kasi ang kilig ko, pag andyan ka.

Congratulations Quotes and Sayings

When we actually say "Congratulations"? we usually this when if someone passes an exam, or one just graduated from school. We also say "Congratulations" when gets a job promotion and especially a pregnant women have the honor of bringing another valuable life into the world.

Here's a extensive collection of best, inspiring and latest Congratulations Quotes and Sayings, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Congratulations Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: congrats, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Well done and congratulations!  The fruit of your labor is sweet, and I must say you deserve it.

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Along with this text message is my applause and gratitude for the wonderful job you have done today and the days beforehand.  Keep up the good work!

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We are proud of you and your accomplishments. We’re confident that you will continue with even more successes. Good luck in your next adventures. Congratulations!

You may also like this Inspirational Video on shared youtube

A hug is a perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you exchange it. Enclosed is one big hug. Congratulations!

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Your hard work will pay off in many ways. Good things will come to those who wait until they graduate. You've come so far. You’ve worked so hard. Congratulations!

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Congratulations! I knew that if someone could do it, then it must be you.  Well done my friend!

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It is time for you…To look back with pride and satisfaction on your well lived moments…And look forward to all the things you are yet to enjoy! Congratulations and best wishes!

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May today's success be the beginning of tomorrow's achievements. Congratulations!

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Of all the things you have done, I particularly salute this one, because watching you do it is fun. Congratulations!

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Engagement Quotes and Sayings

Engagement is the time between being two and one. It moves so fast the mountains shift before the survey is done.  Here's a collection of best, latest and romantic Engagement Quotes and Sayings for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Engagement Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: engagement, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

During the engagement I tried to throw a strong force through the canon, but I was Obliged to use it elsewhere before it had gotten to the supposed location of the village.

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My Heart Says that you Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that you are Feeling Something for me
My Mind Says that You are Thinking of Me,
But I Want to Listen from Your Lips that ....
YOU LOVE ME..

You can also check this Engagement Quotes video shared in youtube

Those who by form did see me and those who followed me by voice.
Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me.

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"You are engaged. For all of your lives, May you find in each other.
The friend of your heart.  The joy of your world. The love of your life!"

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,
You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Congratulations on your engagement...

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As you both look forward to the day that you are wed,
May your love be a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement

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I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.

I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

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To a very special couple Who make a perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness in the future you will share.

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On ur Engagement!

As you exchange your rings today
And enter a life
That's bright and new
May God lock down
Form heaven and
Bless the two of you.

May He give you understanding
Enough to make you kind
So you may judge each other
With your hearts
And not your minds.

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The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed
your eyes on me that day I'll always treasure. Happy Engagement

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Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And
companionship For all the years of your lives!

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I was not told about the plan of engagement until weeks later after Story
Master had asked Story Mistress father if he could marry her.

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Dance like no one is watching
Sing like no one is listening
Love like you've never been hurt
Live like it's Heaven on Earth
A dream that is dreamed by two
Will always come true.

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Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar

Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar made just for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Wrong Grammar, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sablay grammar, and will posted up for you. By the way, this for entertainment only, hope you'll like it!

“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
"Can you repeat it once again?"
"Mukhang haggard-looking."
"Do you have more brighter ideas?"
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“The more the manyer.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….

Check out also this Pinoy English Jokes video on youtube

“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait"
"What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?"
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“What are friends are for?”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
"You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"
"Out of fit ako these days eh…"
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“First and for all.”
"Come, lets join us!"
"Bring down the house down!"
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
"I’m the world champion of the World"
"Beneath the Belt"
"Rule of Hand…"
"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top"

Trivia:
Did you know that Most Filipinos understand, write and speak English, Tagalog and their respective languages. English language is one of the two official languages of the Republic of the Philippines.

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Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

Are you familiar with Battle of the Brainless? it's segment spoof of an old local quiz show popularized by the former gag show "Tropang Trumpo", where simple quiz questions are never answered correctly but a funny and stupid one. Check this Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers for you to enjoy and share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: game show, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Question: Kung ang suka ay vinegar, ano naman ang Inggles ng toyo?
Answer: Baliw! XD

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Question: Heto na si kaka, bubuka-bukaka.
Answer: Operadang bakla? XD

Check out this sample video of Tagalog Funny Game Show Questions and Answers

Question: Sino ang sikat na bayani ang nasa Php500 bill? Ang initials niya as "N.A"?.
Answer: Nora Aunor? XD

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Question: Ano ang mas malaki, itlog ng ibon o sanggol ng tao?
Answer: Itlog ng tao! XD

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Question: Anong parte ng itlog ang masarap?
Answer: Yung tangkay? XD

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Question: Magbigay ng mabahong pagkain.
Answer: T@e! XD

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Question: Ano ang tinatanggal sa itlog bago ito kainin?
Answer: Buhok? XD

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Question: Kung ang H2O ay water, ano naman ang CO2?
Answer: Cold water! XD

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Question: Ano ang karaniwang kasunod ng kidlat?
Answer: Sunog! XD

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Question: Kung vegetarian ang tawag sa kumakain ng gulay, ano ang tawag sa kumakain ng tao?
Answer: Humanitarian? XD

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Question: Ano ang tawag mo sa anak ng taong grasa?
Answer: Baby oil? XD

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Question: Saan nakukuha ang sakit na AIDS?
Answer: Sa motel? XD

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Question: Saan karaniwang ginagawa ang mga sweets na ginagamit sa halu-halo?
Answer: Sweetserland? XD

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Question: Sinong cartoon charcater ang sumisigaw ng yabba dabba doo?
Answer: Si scooby dooby doo? XD

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD

Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!

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