Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.

Sorry SMS Text Messages

Looking For Sorry Text Messages SMS? Here's a collection of cool, best and latest Sorry SMS Text Messages and I'm Sorry SMS for you to share with.If you have your own favorite Sorry Text Messages SMS Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sorry sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

If you say sorry then you are lying because,
if you were so sorry then you wouldn’t have done it!

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Feeling Sorry For Yourself, And You Present Condition,
Is Not Only A Waste Of Energy But
The Worst Habit You Could Possibly Have

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i am sorry for the way i am, but if you were a true friend,
would the love me for who i have try to become,
because i did it all for you!!!

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I feel Sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

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i’m sorry i broke ur heart, but you broke mine.
i’m sorry for living but not for killing ur heart.
i’m sorry for dieing the way i did
but not for whatt i did to your heart

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What I Did Was Foolish and Impulsive
If I Could Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Did’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You

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i told ya how i really feel , the pain in my heart,
the tremble in my hand, missing u always…
all u said was “not ready for love”
well,never been more sorry for luvin ya !!

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I feel Sorry for the person
who can't get genuinely excited about his Work.
Not only will he never be satisfied,
but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

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I’m so sorry I dont know why I did the things
I did i would go back it time if it was only possible.

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I felt ashamed for what I had done.
I don’t have any excuses.
I did what I did.
I take full responsibility for myself and my actions.
I wouldn’t pawn this off on anybody.
I’m sorry it happened.
And I hurt people.

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I am sorry i told you i loved you and hurt you.
I’m sorry i made you cry in the way i did.
I’m sorry i had to leave i just couldn’t stand to hurt you anymore
but I’m sorry that when i hurt you i hurt my self too.
Baby I Love You.

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Wagas Quotes and Sayings

Here's a collection of the best, funny, cute and latest Pinoy Wagas Quotes and Sayings  made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Wagas Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas quotes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Aanhin mo ang MAGANDA/ GWAPONG karelasyon,
Kung siya naman ang umuubos ng iyong IPON.

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Ang babaeng malungkot, madaling mahulog..
Sa lalaking ung magko-COMFORT.

Pinoy Wagas na Banat and Tagalog Banat na Wagas

Here's a collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Wagas na Banat made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Banat na Wagas, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ang LALAKING hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan,
Malamang NATULALA sa aking KAGANDAHAN.

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Kasing lakas ba ng ALAK ang TAMA mo sa kanya?,
Wag kang mag-alala, darating din ang araw na ISUSUKA mo siya.

Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages

Filipinos aside from other nationalities is actually the Filipino had a lot of sense of humor. Pinoys are  considered among the happiest people in the world, at least based from surveys. Here's the list of best Tagalog Funny SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Pinoy Funny SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

BESTFRIEND
Boy: Tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito?
Girl: Ok! ano ba sasabhin mo?
Boy: Mahal na mahal kita lagi mong tandaan na nandito lang ako, lagi sa tabi mo!
Boy: ano natandaan mo ba?
Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman
Boy: Good! pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mo ah. Thank You! Wahahaha


GENIUS
Teacher: Ang unang maka sagot ng tanong ko, makakauwi agad.
Juan: (hinagis ang bag sa labas)
Teacher: Kaninong bag yon?
Juan: Sa akin po mam! Bye guys!

KULANGOT
Pakiusap huwag mo na akong BILUGIN ~ Kulangot


LAGOT
Isang araw si Pedro umuwi ng bahay.
Pedro: Itay, (padabog) pinapatawag daw po kayo sa school!
Itay: Bakit Pedro? may ginawa kananamang kalokohan noh?
Pedro: Ako po ba? baka po kayo Itay, ikaw nga po pinapatawag di ba? lagot ka


NUMBER
Ang gulo, change number na naman ako.
Nakakabadtrip, sinong namigay ng number ko?
May laging nagtetext at nagmessage sa akin at tinawagan ko..
Ang sinagot lang ay. “hello, ako budoy!”.


LOAD
Gwapong nagtext: Hi babe, paload naman P100.
Beking Jowa: Ok Babe
(nagmamadaling maghanap ng loading area)
Beking Jowa: nareceive mo na babe?
Gwapong nagtext: Hu U? nyahahaha

UTOT
Hindi ko naman hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo ko!
Ang kinasasama lang nang loob ko...
ay sa harap ng ibang tao ganun mo na ako kung itanaggi! ~ Utot


MATH
Teacher: Juan?
Juan: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 1+3?
Juan: 4 ma’am..
Teacher: very good! How about you Pedro?
Pedro: yes ma’am?
Teacher: 3+1?
Pedro: ayan ka na naman Ma’am, kapag mahirap yung tanong, ako ipapasagot niyo!


PAUPO
Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi:
Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?
(tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo)
babae : oo, sasayaw ako!
lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah! XD Hahaha


KALOOBAN
Dionisia: Manny anak, sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako.
Manny: Ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. Kaya huwag ka ng labas ng labas! XD
Hahaha

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