Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE

Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??

AMNESIA BOY

Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

True Love Quotes and Sayings

We feature an interesting collection of True Love Quotes and Sayings that will help you expresses true feelings and deep thoughts for someone that has been a special part of your life. Love, as they say, is the strangest feeling that one can ever feel and sometimes words are not enough to utter what the heart really feels. And as time flies swiftly, we learn how to nurture the love and benefit from it.

Love is the key to happiness and life becomes more wonderful when you know the value of it. Read through True Love Quotes and Sayings to learn more about love and how it really works.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine,
and man cannot live without love.

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Love is of all passions the strongest,
for it attacks simultaneously the head,
the heart, and the senses.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses is a feature about being single and what kind of person you are when you're not in a relationship. What kind of a single person are you? Are you the one that believe in soulmates that's why you keep on exploring the whole universe looking for that someone that is meant for you? Or you believe that God is still writing the best love story for you and that the person meant for you is yet to come? Or you may have recently suffered an excruciating breakup and you probably need helpful ways to start over again and sometimes that's the worst part of being single again. But do hope that you're not forever alone and all you do is turn on to your favorite social networking sites  or play computer games after school.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses? Whatever type of a single man or woman you are never forget that one of the crucial relationships in life is to yourself.

DESTINY ADDICT

Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates".eto ung walang gusto gawin or ayaw kumilos.. naniniwala kasi sila na ung para talaga sa kanila ay bigla dadating or ung di inaasahan..

*Reason/Excuses: "Di hinahanap un.. darating yan ng kusa"

PERFECTIONIST

Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boyfriend/girlfriend. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya. in short MAARTE sya.. pero sya din naman salubong kilay

*Reason/Excuses:"Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko'yung ganito...gusto ung ganyan"

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes for your aching heart. There's a song "Where do broken hearts go?" and you may ask where was it? Having a heart broken is never easy, though no one died of it but you wish in vain that you did. Nobody said that you can never make it but nobody will tell you that starting over again will be easy after your heart suffered such pain. And life must goes on and everything will be, may not be as fine, but much better than before. Never ever refrain yourself from falling over and over again because it is with true love that you can mend your shattered heart. You just have to keep pressing on and live the life as if you never met that person.

Can broken hearts find their way home back to the open arms of love? Definitely yes and love can heal the wounds may not be soonest but in the right time. Let these Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings help you somehow ease the pain:

Nagmahal ka ba? pero tinago mo kase mali.. Nasaktan ka na ba? yung parang unti-unti kang pinapatay dahil may gusto syang iba. Pero mas masakit yung malaman mong Kaibigan lang pala ang turing nya sayo..

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"OO.. hanggang ngayon nagseselos ako.. kahit sabihin mong magkaibigan lang kau at ako na ang mahal mo.. Bakit??? takot lang ako kase dyan din tayo nagsimula sa 'magkaibigan lang kami'.

Kung magmamahal ka dapat sigurado kang handa ka masaktan.. kase masakit masaktan lalo na kung malaman mong hindi ikaw ang handa nyang mahalin at pakisamahan ng totoo...

Hindi naman ako umaasang mamahalin mo ko.. OK lang sakin kung ayaw mo talaga.. Pero sana naman wag mo ipamukha sa akin kung ganu mo siya kamahal... Ang sakit sakit kase... Masakit sobra..

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Please pakisabi na lang na MAHAL ko sya, di na baling may mahal syang iba...Ang mahalaga para sa akin ay malaman nyang Mahal ko sya.

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Minsan na ako nagmahal, minsan na rin ako nasaktan, minsan naging tanga dahil minahal kita.. Papayag pa ba ako maulit? bakit hindi... minsan lang ako naging masaya ng minahal kita..

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Sinabi mo Mahal mo ko, sinabi mo di mo kaya na wala ako, pero bakit una kang bumitaw, una kang sumuko, nagkamali ako't naniwala sayo.

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Sabi ko, musta na? Pero tumango ka lang, Sabi ko, Ok ka ba? Pero di mo ko narinig.. Sabi ko miss na kita. Pero umalis ka.. Pano kung sabihin kong Mahal kita! maririnig mo pa kaya ako?? Sa tingin ko hindi na..

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Masakit kapag yung taong mahal mo mas masaya sa piling ng iba, pero diba mas masakit isipin kung masaya ka para sa kanila pero sa isip mo, sana ako na lang sya.

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Sabi nila mahirap ka daw abutin.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh.. Sabi nila huwag nako mag-aksaya ng oras sayo.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh... Pero alam mo ba yun? Paki mo ba? May mahal ka namang iba..

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Alam mo ba na mahalaga ka sa Buhay ko. Hindi kumpleto buhay ko pagwala ka sa tabi ko. Bakit ko pa sinasabi ito, Tanong ko lang pag ako nawala... Kawalan ba ako para sayo?"

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Nagmahal ako sabi nila tama na! Naghanap ako ng iba sabi nila pareho-pareho lang sila, Itinuring kitang espesyal sabi nila tigas daw ng ulo ko! Ang sabi ko di bale na... Mahal Kita eh!

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Nagparaya ako kahit masakit sa akin kase mahal kita, pero kung sasaktan ka lang niya... Balik ka ah! hihintayin kita...

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"Suko na ako, Hindi na kita Mahal, Kalimutan mo na ako, Hindi na kita kailangan.... Pero ang totoo hindi ko kaya mawala ka... Mahal pa rin kita.

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Sabi nila kapag mahal mo, lahat gagawin mo, lahat ibibigay mo, pero paano na kung hilingin nyang palayain mo na sya? mabibigay mo pa? kahit mahal mo pa sya.

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Masakit man ng todo titiisin ko kase Mahal kita kahit ayaw mo na... Nandito lang ako para sayo...

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Pumayag akong mawala ka dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako masaktan dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako umiyak dahil dun ka masaya. Napilitan lang ako pumayag dahil alam ko dun ka sasaya...

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Huwag kang mangako, huwag mo akong pangakuan.. Basta maghihintay ako sayo, at kung di na ka babalik dahil di na sya aalis.. lagi mo tandaan na Mahal na Mahal kita.. mahal na mahal..

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Minsan inisip ko, ang daya mo, Hindi ka tumupad sa pangako. Pero ano ba mas masakit? ang hindi tumupad sa Pangako o ang PAIYAKIN ka?

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Ayaw ko na masaktan, takot na ako magmahal pa... Pero sa tuwing naiisip kita... sabi ko na lang, sana hindi kita iniwan..

You may have gone through in such situation when you heart was torn apart and you have your own long kept Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings. Feel free to share it with us and we will be glad to feature those here in our website. Enjoy reading!

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Motivational Quotes and Sayings

Motivational Quotes and Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes and sayings that are guaranteed to fuel your heart and mind with optimism, life spirit and courage to keep you going. 

Sometimes life can be so unfair as it throws you with so much trials and problems that have almost broken you down. But life is no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, it does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Never stop dreaming and making them come true. The sweetness of life is when you achieve what you have strive for.

Be motivated and never stop living and pursuing your dreams with these exceptional Motivational Quotes and Sayings :

Everything is going to be alright. Smile and live like problem is not around. We only live once so make every thing worth living for.

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Move forward. There's so many things in this world that you still need to discover so carry on!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes is a composition of getting over quotes from a failed love relationship that will surely strike right through the bone. When you love, heartbreak always comes along. You tend to make yourself ready to feel heart aches and sorrow yet we end up in despair. But as a chapter of your love closes, another one opens. Getting over and moving on are to things that are easy to say but hard to fulfill. But for every broken relationship, not loving again is not an option. Remember to live, laugh and love again and learn to accept the fact that things change and so people do.

Relate to these Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes and hope will help patch up someone else's broken heart:

Di madaling maghintay...

di rin biro ang magmahal...

minsan kala mo "SYA NA"...

minsan kala mo ok na...

pero mamamalayan mo na lang...

dumaan lang pala sya sa buhay mo

para saktan ka!

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Ang isang minamahal pag nawala hindi dapat iyakan

dahil kawalan mo ay mas kawalan niya

pero wag kang aasa kasi...

hindi lahat ng umaalis o nang-iiwan...

ay bumabalik

Check out this Tagalog Sad Love Quotes video 

Masakit magmahal pag binigay mo lahat...

kahit alam mo walang darating na kapalit...

pero mas masakit magmahal pag pinaasa ka nya na mahal ka nya

tapos sasabihin syo na...

"SORRY, YOKO NA...

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Bakit pag may gusto tayo kelangan

iwanan natin yung iba para lang makuha yun?

pero pag andyan na,

saka mo lang malalaman na yung taong iniwan mo

ay minsan na ring iniwan ang lahat-lahat sa buhay

para lang sayo...

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Diba masakit pag iniwan ka?

diba masakit pag niloko ka?

diba masakit pag pinaasa ka?

pero diba masa masakit pag pinaniwala ka na mahal ka niya kahit na....

may mahal pala siyang iba

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Sa pag ibig kahit na masaktn ka o lumuha pa

ang mahalaga marunong kang magmahal ng tapat

at di ka takot na masaktan

dahil ang tapat magmahal

ay may katapat na tunay na pagmamahal

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Nakahanap na ako ng bago magkamukha nga kayo eh

mas malambing siya sayo at mas mabait

at di ako pinapaiyak

kaso lang may problema...

mas mahal pa rin kita!

Maraming tao na nagsabi ng "I love you" sa akin...

yung iba totoo, yung iba wala lang,

yung iba seryoso, yung iba laro lang...

pero kahit ilan pa silang mag "I love you" sa akin

gusto ko yung sayo lang...

kahit di seryoso... ayos lang..

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Ang sakit isiping mahal kita pero mahal mo siya..

mas nasasaktan ako pag nalalaman ko na malungkot ka at wala akong magawa..kundi sabihing

"kung akin ka lang di kita gaganyanin"

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Minsan di sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao,

at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa ka niya, kc bago ang lahat...

dapat alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng

MAHAL sa MAHALAGA LANG!

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Sinabi ko sa sarili ko na lilimutin na kita

pinilit ko masakit

ginawa ko mahirap

ano gagawin ko?? tumakbo? magtago?

saan? maliit lang mundo ko...

umiikot lang sayo

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The time I asked you, bakit ka masaya?

You answered kc kasama ko ang mahal ko...

Then u asked me bakit ikaw parang malungkot...

kasi kasama ng mahal mo ang taong mahal ko...

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Mahirap makipaglaban sa bagay na lam mong talo ka,

wala kang magawa kundi hayaan na lang, tumahimik,

hanggang ilayo sau ang taong pnkmamahal mo.

Dun mo maiisip...
"Sana di ko n lang siya nakilala, di sana ko nahihirapan ng ganito..."

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Naalala mo dati, diba umiyak ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na..andito naman ako..hindi kita iiwan..

ngayon umiiyak nanaman ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na"..makakalimutan mo rin ako..

If you have your own favorite Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: Tagos, and will posted up for you.

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Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

If you have your own favorite Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: Motivation, and will posted up for you.

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Kaibigan Lang Quotes and and Tagalog Friendship Sayings

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes and a friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. Here are cool and inspirational Kaibigan Lang Quotes and Tagalog Friendship Sayings to get you started.

Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, bigla kang nawala?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, nilayuan mo ako?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, ipinakilala mo sya sa akin?
Kung kelan mahal na kita, saka mo sinabing: "masarap ka palang kaibigan"

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Masakit maging kaibigan ng taong mahal mo,
Hindi mo alam kung saan ka lulugar,
Di ka dapat umasa o di kaya mainis sa kanya
Bakit? Anong karapatan mo?
KAIBIGAN KA LANG DI BA?

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Kaibigan kita, dapat ingatan mo ako.
Kaibigan kita, dapat lagi kang andyan.
Kaibigan kita, dapat, mahal mo ako...
Kaibigan kita kaya tulungan mo ako...
tulungan mo akong isiping...
Kaibigan lang kita!

Kagabi, ask ko si Lord kung may taong manhid...
Sabi niya, wala daw syang ginawang ganoon...
Tumalikod ako at napatungo, bigla nyang sinabi...
Manhid nga ba sya? o di mo lang matanggap na kaibigan ka lang nya?

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Bakit pag siya call ka, sakin text lang?
Bakit with him laugh ka, sakin smile lang?
Bakit sa kanya puro 'take care', sakin puro 'hi' lang?
Bakit siya love mo, tayo friends lang?

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Sabi nila wala kang kwenta!
Sabi ko meron dahil buong buhay ko, umiikot lag sayo...
Sabi nila, di mo ko ipinagtatanggol...
Sabi ko, nagawa mo na nung sinabi mo dati;"wag nyo saktan friend ko!
Sabi nila, "o kita mo na, friend ka lang!

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Alam mo mahal kita..gulat ka no! matagal na yun manhid ka lang kasi..
ay, di pala! abala ka lang sa kanya..
ok lang, i understand friend mo ko e!
FRIEND mo LANG AKO!

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Bakit ba ang bait mo sa kin? pag malungkot ako,nagpapatawa ka.
Pag may problema ko,lagi kang handang makinig.
Pag di ko na kaya,sinasalo mo ko.
Andyan ka lagi sa tabi ko..nahulog tuloy ako sa yo.
Kaya naglakas loob na ko,tinanong kita kung mahal mo rin ako.
ngumiti ka at sinabing
"syempre mahal kita..magkaibigan tayo,di ba?

What's the worst question someone could ever ask you?

;"akala ko ba may thing kayo?"

then you'd look down and say..

"akala ko rin eh...friend lang daw nya ako"

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Kahit anong gawin mo,

kung kaibigan lang turing niya sa iyo,

wag ka na umasa, wag ka na umepal.

Dahil kung aasa ka, ikaw lang naman masasaktan eh.

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Simple lang naman ang kailangan mong gawin kung ayaw mong masaktan.

Iwasan ang magmahal ng taong alam mong ang turing sayo

ay Kaibigan lang.

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Gusto ko ipagtapat nararamdaman ko.. Sabi mo, "sige ok lang yun!"

natakot ako baka mailang sya.. Sabi mo, "hindi yun! Malay mo, mahal ka rin nya!"

o cge na nga, sabihin ko na... "mahal kita.."

sabi mo, "hoy wag ka ganiyan!

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Hindi sapat na mahal mo siya.

Hindi sapat na kailangan mo siya.

Dahil isa ka lang kaibigan para sa kanya.

If you have your own favorite Kaibigan Lang Quotes and and Tagalog Friendship Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email to us with a subject: kaibigan lang and will posted up for you.

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Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings is another compilation of love quotations about frustrations. When you love, you tend to do everything for the one you gave you heart to. That person becomes your life and you started to build a world of your own. But when the world you cherished the most collapses, you begin to get frustrated. They say that love shifts and changes. Sometime it can leave you heartbroken and in one way or another the unrequited love can make you feel that you don't want to love anymore.

Have you ever been frustrated for the one you love can't love you in return? Let this Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings collection help you vent out what you really feel :

Maraming tao na nagsabi ng "I Love You" sa akin..
yung iba totoo, yung iba wala lang, yung iba seryoso, yung iba laro lang..
pero kahit ilan pa silang mag "I Love You" sa akin gusto ko yung sayo lang..
kahit di seryoso.. ayos lang..

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This night, I wish you might take a look at the stars above you
one of them shall slowly fade and still you might never know
Sa milyong bituing nakikita mo,
ano nga naman sayo kung mawala ako?

Ang hangin kahit san pwede pumunta
pwede madama at pwede mo makasama
Samantala ako nandito mag-isa habang iniisip ka
Sana hangin na lang ako
Para sa mga oras na 'to magkasama tayo

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Sabi nila, masakit pag di ka nakikita ng taong mahal mo
kasi may iba siyang tintingnan
pro di ba mas masakit kung wala na syaang tinitingnan
di ka pa rin nya makita

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Bakit ako umaasa sayo?
bakit ako umaasang gusto mo rin ako?
bakit ikaw laman ng isip ko?
hindi ito tama....
dahil akala ko ikaw ang napapaibig ko
yun pala ako na ang umiibig sayo

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Simple lang ang pangarap ko sa buhay
ang makasama ka, alagaan ka, mahalin ka..habang minamahal mo rin ako..
simple nga...IMPOSIBLE NAMAN.

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Sinabi mo "di ko kayang wala ka"
sarap dinggin, isipin na minamahal ka...
Yung may tumuturing sa'yong importante,
ang masakit dun..
sa iba mo sinabi.. narinig ko lang.

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If someone asks u, "ano name nya?"
dont answer, just say " di ko alam" even if u do.
Coz u may become their bridge & someday you'll say
"sana di ko  na lang sya pinakilala, ako dapat mahal nya."

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Sabi nila, mahal daw kita kasi pangalan mo daw parati kong binabanggit.
Parati daw akong masaya pag andyan ka.
Sabi nila aminin ko na daw syo.
Pero sabi ko, "saka na lang, pag mahal nya na din ako..."

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Malungkot ka, nag-joke ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
May problema ka, nag-joke ulit ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
Nagalit ka, joke pa rin ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
Sinabi kong mahal kita, akala mo joke... Tumawa ka... umiyak ako!

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Remember nang mag-wish ka sa falling star?
Sabi mo... sana may lubos na magmahal syo.
One day after, sabi mo di ka na naniniwala sa falling star.
Kung alam mo lang! Love na kita bago ka pa nag-wish.

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Naiinis ako sa mundo!
Ikaw na lang kasi ang laging iniisip ko!
Ikaw ang laging inaalala!
Kelan kaya mababaliktad ang mundo?
Para ako naman... ako naman ang iisipin mo!

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Mahirap magsabi ng "Sorry"
Mahirap magsabi ng "Please'
Mahirap magsabi ng "Mahal Kita"
pero di ko alam.
mas mahirap pa lang sabihin ang
"Mahalin mo naman ako....kung Pwede"

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Sabi nila aminin ko na daw na mahal kita kasi sobrang halata na daw...
sabi ko sa kanila "t*ngna! san niyo napulot yan?!"
pero sa puso ko sinabi ko&
"buti pa kayo nahalata niyo, smantalang siya hindi..

Minsan gusto kong sabhin sayo na nasaktan mo ko...
pinaiyak, pinaasa, pinagmukang tanga...
pero natatakot ako! bka kc sabhin mo
"bkit mo ko sinisisi? sinabi kbng mhalin mko?"

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Sabi mo..... iwasan kita. sabi mo rin... wag na kitang mahalin
Pero bakit kelangan ko pang pahirapan ang sarili ko?
Mamahalin mo ba pag ginawa ko mga ito?
hindi pa rin naman, di ba?

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Minsan ang layo ng tingin mo.
Sino ba'ng hinahanap mo? yun tao bang magmamahal sayo?
yan ang hirap sayo eh! ang layo lagi ng tingin mo,
ang tagal ko na dito..
di ba pwedeng sa kin ka naman tumingin?

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Sino kaya iniisip mo? sana ako.
sino kaya mahal mo? sana ako.
sino kaya nasa puso mo? sana ako.
hay! lagi na lang bang may SANA?
hindi ba puwedeng AKO lang?

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Donya Ina Quotes and Jokes

Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes is another compilation of amusing and striking commentaries from now a well-Received " Social Media Momster "aka Dona Mother who earned an instant popularity through Bubble Gang's newest segment you and Mother . Lady Dona played superbly by Michael Jackson is now hitting the social networking sites Facebook and Twitter Such as. Probably created this character to tell us that not all trending activities are especially good at all When you're not in the Appropriate place or time to do it right. Such are some of the disturbing selfie, duck-face, taking pictures of everything and excessive hashtags.

So here's Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes to remind us of how we Should enjoy the advantages and the disadvantages of not consider social media: 

Grades

Children,

I know you're smart. But why should you try posting all grades to wall on Facebook? Do pagpost brains contribute to the grades you on Facebook? Not yet satisfied, you have tagged classmates you, to praise you and envy you.

What kaartehan and conceit that?

Please explain. Labyu.

Dona Mother

FIRST COMMENT

Children,

I found the comment on the status of your friends, "First to comment". Sure you receive one diploma nyan?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Braces

Children,

I know you already braces. But that does not mean you're beautiful nun ha? You just Nagmukha PIRANHA.

I Naexplain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Teary EYED

Children,

I saw you on FB picture you smiling and teary eyed more and more that quote "I'm smiling. But I'm dying." What kagagahan that?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Sleepiness

Children,

Why do you still awake? Yung read the way you post: "I also visited the duration of dormancy!" What madness ie nak? Wild climber ever drowsiness during long now and you kelangan visit?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

You can check out Bubble Gang You and Mother segment 

FANSIGN

Children,

What Do Yung nanaman status updated? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Speaking earlier turned seselfie you with a paper with the name of the imaginary fans like? I just inquisitive. Celebrity you? What is it about fansign picture? Children, that you turn a blind. Did not you see? So many people would have you fansign. If you are feeling you're semi Ann Curtis. Push ahead Eh we just that! I also call that photographer photoshoot you can and practice we EDSA billboard Yung fansign you. 

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

SEXY

Children,

Status to read, "The SEXY I really do." Not sexy son, you just skinny. What the iinambisyosa 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

ONLINE CONTEST

Children,

News I join nanaman an Online Contest. Likes Paramihan the Picture. To get candidates to run in elections. Peer busy people time you like a picture of you. Patu Do you Sendan nmana and I am more of you. "Please turn Picture palki LIKE me!" What madness that? Beautiful you nyan?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

ABS

Children,

Many like to lalike the picture you do not see the abs you in the face? Yung true gygym did you or did phophotoshoot? What the handsome fefeeling nanaman ba?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

Congressman

Children,

Why when naglike status or picture kelangan you all appreciate you? What are you? Congressman?

Please explain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

PLEASE "LIKE"

Children,

What you chinat Yung in my view, "Hello guys, please like my profile picture. Thanks!" What pagmamaganda again 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes

Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes is composed of Tagalog quotes and wholesome jokes from comedian/singer Jose Marie Viceral well-known as Vice Ganda.

Vice Ganda has once again proven that he is “unkabogable!” through his distinguish style of cracking jokes and the way he has coined various phrases such as "i-Dawn Zulueta mo ako" and "May nagtext".

The multifaceted performer has paved the way to a new brand of comedy that has become part of the local pop culture of the Filipinos. Laughter is, indeed, the best medicine and Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes is a collection that will surely make you roll and laugh out loud.

(Vice papasok sa isang Pool)

Vice: Magkano Kuya?

Sekyu: yung Entrance po?

Vice: Ay hindi hindi?! Yung Exit

Diba papasok palang ako XD

Dear Crush Quotes and Messages

Dear Crush Love Quotes and Messages is a collection of cute tagalog quotes about crush that can ease the stone that had been sitting on your heart whenever you see or think of your crush. It's a little thing called crush on someone that makes you take a longer way to your classroom or even if it means going up an extra set of stairs just to see him. There are sleepless nights when you can't wait for the next day to come and have a glance with him. The person you get up every single day to see and the becomes the reason why you come to school. You even have that feeling of losing yourself inside whenever he passes by and smile at you.

Somehow, all you want is just one chance.  That's it.  One chance to tell him how much you like him. Maybe it's time to express what you really feel. Here's our collection of Dear Crush Quotes and Messages that you can share with your crush or special someone.

Dear Crush, niloloko ka lang ba nila?
Halika dito, seseryosohin kita.

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Dear Crush, sa bawat pag ngiti at pagtawa mo,
hinihiling ko na sana ang dahilan ay ako... :)

Dear Crush, lahat gagawin  ko para mapalapit lang sa'yo,
kahit na hanggang magkaibigan lang tayo, tatanggapin ko.

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Dear Crush, ako na lang landiin mo... pwede? :")

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Dear Crush, balita ko magaling ka daw magmahal?
Pa sample nga!

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Dear Crush, ngayong mahal na kita,
ano pa panama nila?

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Dear Crush, mahalin mo na lang ako, kahit kunwari lang...

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Dear crush, kung makapag-like ka sa mga FB posts ko wagas,
pwedeng ako naman i-ike mo?

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Dear Crush, sa dinami-dami ng tumatakbo sa isip ko,
ikaw lang ang nakarating sa puso ko.

Dear Crush, ayoko ko nang KATULAD mo,
gusto ko IKAW MISMO!

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Dear Crush. di na kita crush...kasi mahal na kita...

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Dear Crush, are you lampa or something?
Dadaan ka na lang sa isip ko, nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.

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Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship

Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship is a collection of advises and tips from Bob Ong, a contemporary Filipino author who is popular for writing creative, and reflective of Filipino life. Bob Ong is just a pseudonym and his real identity remains mysterious, though. Some of his famous works are ABNKKBSNPLAko?!, Bakit Baligtad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino? and Stainless Longganisa.

Bob Ong is best known for his cheesy and patama quotations about love found in his books. The element of comedy and the depiction of a typical Filipino life are the factors that make avid readers to patronized Ong's books. Well, he is not just confined with cheesy lines and quotes but he indulged in giving advice and tips on how to win someone else's heart.

Here's some of Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship that you could share with your friends for a winning move to take a girl's heart away.

Dear Mr. Bob Ong,

Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong babae na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.

Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?

In-Love na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one?

Lubos na gumagalang,

Matt

- ANG REPLY -

Dear Matt,

Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at suman mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Anong era ka ba pinanganak?

Pero don't worry. It's not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa'yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na LANG talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa'yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:

1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box, yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.

Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na Omega 8. Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: "Because you're good for my heart."

2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: "I miss hanging out with you."

3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, "Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa'yo."

4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung with Omega 8; Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.

5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo: "natunaw na kakatitig sa'yo."

6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: "Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka".

7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit.

8. Itext mo siya ng "Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!"

9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo, "Para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin."

10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: "Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa'kin."

11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: "aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko"

12. Pagkatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, "Ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo"

13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng "salbabida", wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bkt? ang isagot mo ay " Ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko."

14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na "Don't leave your valuables unattended".

Handang Tumulong Lagi,

Bob Ong

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Bitchy Quotes and Bitchy Banat Lines

Bitchy means behaving like a bitch and sounding like irritable, moody and whiny. Bitches are everywhere and you must learn how to deal with them. They are people who tend to be honest or blunt yet quite annoying and irritating. They love silly and naughty talks to an extent that they back-stab a person. But "bitchy"  is just a term and anyone can act like one as long as they know their extent and their limitations of doing such especially when their intention is to screw up a person who did nothing but to break someone else's heart.

Check out for more of Bitchy Quotes and Banat Lines that you would surely love to read.

Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...What was I thinking?

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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife.

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How could two people as beautiful you...
have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love,
After having met you, I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
that you're not here to ruin it for me.

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As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've  given me.
Like the need for therapy.

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Thanks for being a part of my life!
I never knew what evil was before this!

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Before you go...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
You'll probably need it again.

You look great for your age...
Almost Life like!

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

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I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

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We have been friends for a very long time...
What do you say we call it quits?

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I'm so miserable without you...
It's almost like you're here.

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"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
Did you ever find out who the father was?

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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship
and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.

If you have your own favorite Bitchy Quotes and Bitchy Banat Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or  just email to us with a subject: bitchy and will posted up for you.

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Family Quotes and Sayings Collection

We feature Family Quotes and Sayings Collection, another nuggets of wisdom that tend to put us back on track in remembering family values and never-ending ties with them.

You were once asked a question : Who are the most important people in your life? And the first to cross your mind – your family. You never wish for them and definitely you can't afford to lose them. Your mother, you father, your siblings, they are the ones who know you best and accept you for who you are.  They are the people whom you cherish the most and whom you share unconditional love.

A family is not just a fundamental unit of the society but a perpetual source of inspiration, encouragement, assurance, emotional nourishment and lets the light shine on you. Family means love, understanding, patience, sharing and faith. People from all walks of life need a family to teach and guide them in taking the right path.

It is indeed true that it’s easy to forget about the good times you had with them but at the end of the day as you lie down to your bed, you realize that your family is one of the most wonderful blessings ever given to you.

Share our featured compilation of Family Quotes that will surely motivate and rejuvenate you for a new beginning with a brand new outlook in place.

"Family is like branches on a tree our lives may grow in different directions but our roots will stay as one"

"The greatest memories in your life are your family’s memories. The time that you’re with them and proud to be happy because of their love."

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"Family is one of the sweetest words anyone can say because the letter of family means. Father and mother I LOVE YOU. So love your family."

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"In all reality, you just need the ones that care and love you in the end. Because they will never let you stand in a storm alone."

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"Never take anything for granted. Live life with the people who will never leave you; your family. You can pick your friends but not family, so make the best of it."

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"Family is your circle of life, it’s emotional but all together it’s that kind of love that made you who you are today, embrace and understand it with a much stronger faith."

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"Blood's thicker than water, and when one's in trouble
Best to seek out a relative's open arms."

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"Our family is a circle of strength of love with every birth and every union the circle grows.”

"Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life."

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"I may not have everything I want in life but I have all I will ever need to make my life complete, my family."

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"Having somewhere to go is home, Having someone to love is family, Having both is blessing."

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"Whatever happens to me. Wherever I go, whoever I know. Where ever I live. I will never lose my family or true friends. They will be with me for ever. They will never desert me"

If you have your own favorite Family Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or  just email to us with a subject: family and will posted up for you.

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May Mahal na Siyang Iba Quotes and Sayings

May Mahal na siyang Iba Quotes and Sayings is another great compilation that you can surely relate of. One of the worst feelings in this world is knowing that the one you love is in love with another. But on the other way around, it's so hard to explain why you love a person over the other and at the end of the day you just close your eyes and feel your heart ache. Some of us may have gone through situations when you can't understand why you can't make a person love you back. But most of us went through the worst part of when knowing that it’s over and the only choice you have to take is to let go.

It's so hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does. You can share May Mahal na siyang Iba Quotes and Sayings with people whom you know going through such heartaches.

"Isang gabi...
May nakita akong falling star...
nag wish ako...sabi ko, maging akin ka..
sabi ng falling star..
"sira ka talga, hindi pwede..
"kasi ayun siya, kasama mahal niya."

Famous Grandparents Quotes and Sayings

We adore our grandparents for their never ending love to us. We care for them as much as we do with our parents. Sometimes, they are the ones we can look up to no matter how tall we grew. They never forget to share with us the wisdom they had acquired through the passage of time.

Those are just some of the reasons why Grandparents' Day must be celebrated not just once in a year but every single day and them feel cherished.

Now, it's your turn to express your gratitude for the life lesson. Share with them our endearing collection of Famous Grandparents Quotes and Sayings by Famous People that will surely make their hearts melt.

"What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate."

– Bill Cosby

"What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies."

- Rudolph Giuliani

Best Grandparents Quotes and Sayings

Happy Grandparents Day to the good ones who actually love their grandchildren uncondionally and equally. To be a grandparent is to experience the joy of unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort and  lessons in life.

Here is another wide collection of Best Grandparents Quotes and Sayings where you can select the best one to share with this special day with your grandparents:

"Spending time with my grandfather is always a good thing to do, for I discover many things and always learn something new"

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"Truth be told, there's nothing better than being a grandparent. "All our elders know this and it is evidenced by that twinkle in their eyes. Of course, they know more than they let on—life's secrets have come to them through time, experience, and patience"