Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

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Yung Moment Na...Quotes

Have you ever experienced any embarrassing moments in your life? or is there a time in your life that you feel you're in right track whatever your're doing but at the end it failed? Check out this collection of latest and cute "Yung Moment Na"...Quotes.  If you have your own favorite Yung Moment Na...Quotes, we would love to hear it, just add a comment below or email it to us with a subject: yung moment. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Yung moment na umalis ka ng bahay niyo, bihis na bihis tapos narealize mo,
yung slippers na pangbahay pa rin pala suot mo.

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Yung moment na natatakot ka na baka dumating ang araw na makakalimutan ka niya.

Check out this Top 10 Love Moments video on Youtube

Yung moment na para kang NINJA kung gumalaw sa twing mahuhulog yong cellphone mo... minsan pa nga, nagkakaroon ka ng MINI HEART ATTACK.

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Yung moment na matutulog ka na, tsaka mo lang naalala na may homework ka pa pala!

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Yung moment na you find yourself having nothing better to do on your PC...
and then suddenly you fell asleep while sitting with your back erect as ever.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Yong moment na tatanungin ka ng dentista habang yong kamay niya nasa loob ng iyong bunganga.... "TEH, Pano ako makakapagsalita?"

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Yung moment na sinusulat mo pangalan ng love mo sa likod ng notebook, tapos may heart-heart pa.

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Yung moment na, Net ka ng Net tapos hindi mo napansin tinadtad ka na pala ng message nung katext mo kasi ang tagal mo magreply.

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Yung moment na sinabi syo ng crush mo na napapasaya mo sya.

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Yung Moment na, Katabi mo na si crush pero...
hindi ka makapagsalita sa sobrang saya at kilig.

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Yung Moment na..
siya ang PRINCE CHARMING mo ,
pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya..

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Yung Moment na.. masakit?
'yong tipong hindi mo siya Makalimutan,
pero siya halos hindi ka Matandaan.

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Yung moment na pinalitan mo ang Facebook status mo at ni-LIKE ng ex mo. OMG,
So awkward.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.

If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate

"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.

pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.

IKAW!"

"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.

Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa

pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,

natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"

“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…

Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”

"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.

Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.

Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."

"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.

Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...

pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"

"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka

eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"

Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA

"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?

Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,

Minahal mo na agad."

“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,

kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"

If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Mga Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis

Check out this extensive collection of funniest, naughtiest and the latest Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis by Boy Banat. This is also a funny and naughty conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If you have your own favorite Manyak na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: manyak na banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Miss manok kba??
Girl Banat: Baka kabastusan na naamn yan!
Boy Banat: Limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh XD

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Boy Banat: Ice cream ka ba?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Kasi gusto kita dilaan..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
Girl Banat: Really?
Boy Banat: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...XD

Boy Banat: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl Banat: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy Banat: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..XD

Boy Banat: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Girl Banat: ha? duh!
Boy Banat: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!

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Boy Banat: Miss Plywood ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit?!
Boy Banat: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin? XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang lolipop
Girl Banat: baket naman?
Boy Banat: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin XD

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Boy Banat: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
Girl Banat: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
Boy Banat: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.XD

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Boy Banat: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl Banat:katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss, para kang ilong!
Girl Banat: ha! Baket?
Boy Banat: pede b kitang kalikutin?..XD

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Girl Banat: Hey ulan ka ba?
Boy Banat: baket?
Girl Banat: you make me wet eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl Banat: Ha?
Boy Banat: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows..XD

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Anger Quotes and Angry Sayings

Anger is natural to everyone of us, it is force of emotions, we just have to learn how to handle with it and if you're looking for the famous and best anger quotes and sayings? Here's a collection of  Anger Quotes and Angry Sayings for you to help overcome this anger and resentment, You can also post it in your Facebook Status to share it with your friends. If have your own favorite Best Anger Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: anger quotes. Hope you'll like it!

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

Check out this video about Quotes avoid Anger on Youtube.

Never direct your anger to people, instead think about problems. Focus of all of your energies should be on answers - not excuses.

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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

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Anger and Laughter are two separate things, and it is on us what we choose, it is impossible to be angry and laugh at same time.

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Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances

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Patience in one moment of anger saves you from thousand days of grief and sorrows

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Anger is the alarm that our soul raises when it gets hurt and a product of every body part coming to its rescue

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.

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Never make a decision when you are angry, never make a promise when you are happy.

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Anger effects the person in the same way as the acid to its vessel in which it is stored.

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Suffering comes from hate, and hate is product of anger and anger is the path of fear.

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Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

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Anger is just like the coal which we intend to throw on someone else, but burns ourselves.

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Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

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Normally when people are sad, they just sit and mourn on their conditions, but when one is angry he can bring big change.

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Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE

Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??

AMNESIA BOY

Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

Pinoy New Year Quotes and Tagalog New Year Messages

January 1 is celebrations of New Year in many countries around the world. It's great to celebrate the the first day of the year with you family and love ones. Filipinos usually literally start the year with a bang. Here are Pinoy New Year Quotes for you and share it with your family and friends.

MGA DAPAT SUNDIN PARA DI MAPUTUKAN NGAYONG BAGONG TAON:
    1.Wag kumuha ng naputukan na, baka mapikot ka.
    2.Tanggalin agad kung malapit ng pumutok.
    3.Kung naputukan na,agad hugasan, baka matanggal pa.
    4.Wag magpaputok sa mataong lugar, nakakahiya
    5.Magtanong kung “safe” saka iputok!
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
    Before we end 2008, let me say this:
    4 d friendship
    4 d care
    4 d laughter
    4 d bond
    4 d jokes
    4 d text messages
    4 d smiles
    4 everything u have shared
    THANK YOU…

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Nawa’y ang mga aral at karanasan ng nakaraang taon ay magsilbing tanglaw at
gabay sa pagtahak natin ng bagong taon. Isang higit na maunlad, masagana at
mapayapang buhay sa patnubay at pagpapala ng Diyos ang sumainyo.

This Year
    may u be..
    showered w/ boys,
    or be showered by boys,
    or be w/ boys in showers.
    Basta..
    many boys & many showers for this year!
    Hahaha :-D

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How do you measure a year? In daylights, sunsets, midnights, cups of coffee…
in laughter & strife. Remember the love. Measure your life in SEASONS OF LOVE.”
I hope you have a lot of these seasons to look back at in beautiful year & wishing
you many more of them in this year. A happy New Year to All!

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A blessed Year, a relaxed mind, a peaceful soul, a healthy body,
a loving heart, & answered prayers- these are my wishes for you & your
Family. Happy New Year!

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So before we take our first step for the next year,
let me thank u for all the happy months we shared this year..
let me apologize for the occurrence of mis-understanding
between us. let me tell you that i really appreciate your presence in my life.
THANK YOU for being a part of my blessed year!

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TONIGHT is the
Best Time to greet
“SPECIAL PEOPLE”
coz the remaining
hours soon
will be
BUSY… so let me say Hello,
HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR…!

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Best Time tö greet ”SPECIAL PEOPLE” coz the remaining hours soonwill be
BUSY…  so let me say Hello, HAVE A BLESSED NEW YEAR…!

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Pinoy Sad Love Stories

Be ready to inspired by this collection of Pinoy Sad Love Stories that you can share to your friends, family and special someone, just copy and paste it in your Facebook wall or in your Twitter. If your have your own Pinoy Sad Love Stories, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: sad love stories. Enjoy!

There was a Boy is so in love with a Girl,
So he promise to give her a wedding ring on her birthday,
As the Girl Birthday has come, The Boy arrived together
with his gift which is a Talking Doll,

But the Girl was embarrassed with the gift,
So the Girl throw it away,
But the Boy run for it to catch the doll,
unexpectedly the Boy was hit by a car n died!

At the time of the boy's burial,
The Girl was crying and hug the doll and it spoke...
"Please Get the Ring on my Pocket,
Hope you'll like it, I Love you very much...
WILL U MARRY ME?

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Better than Saying "I Love You"

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A Touching Short Love Story

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
he said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....
and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,
and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever.
I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

If you have you own Pinoy Sad Love Stories, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.

It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.