Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi is another cool collection of banat lines about being handsome, good-looking or gorgeous. There are a lot of advantages when a man got the looks and style that every girls would dream of. When you're handsome, you can easily sweep off a girl's feet and win her heart. You can't deny that you feel flattered when you learn that someone got a crush on you. But of course, not only the physical appearance that counts. Still attitude matters. You may have the face but if you lack the good personality then still minus "pogi points" on you.

Due to public demands of our avid banateros and banateras, here's another compilation of Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi that you can share with your friends out there. And if you feel that you have what it takes to be "gwapo" or "pogi" then this read is for you :

Sa sobrang Pogi ko, nung ang Audition ako sa Mr.Pogi
Ako pa ang naging Judge!

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Hindi lahat ng Gwapo suplado
Yung iba dyan suplada! hahaha