Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal is another collection of banat lines or puns that you can throw to a person they call "epal" or "kulang sa pansin" (KSP)". The term is a Tagalog slang for the one who likes to always butt in or intrude in a conversation or situation and be given attention in things that don't concern them. Most of the time these kind of people are annoying and you just want to ignore them.

You may know someone epal or KSP and if you want to tell something to them that will hit through their mind then you're this piece is for you. It's time to strike back to them and you can choose from these Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal :

Boy: Lamok kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi sinisipsip mong pagmamahal ko eh

(bumawi si girl)
Girl: Kanal ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi tanga nalang ang mahuhulog sayo

(bumawi naman si boy)
Boy: Alam mo nanununtok ako ng maganda
Girl: Cge nga suntukin mo nga ako
Boy: Bakit maganda kaba?

Best Pogi Problems Quotes

Best Pogi Problems Quotes is a great selection of quotes about "pogi problems" or problems on being handsome that will surely make your day. Guys, do you also experience these trending #PogiProblems? Well, you're not the only one. The #PogiProblems has been one of the trending topics in social networking sites as it is all about being pogi or handsome and the problems that they encounter for being such. The problem referred here are expressed in either sarcastic or ironical way. Either way around, these are intended as jokes or puns so don't take them seriously.

If you are handsome, sweet-talker, just "feeling pogi" or hoping to be one of those "crush ng bayan" then this read is for you. Relate to this collection of Best Pogi Problems Quotes :

Nag jogging lang ako kaninang umaga. Pag tingin ko sa likod ko naging fun run na. Hays, ang hirap talaga maging pogi. #PogiProblems

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Masakit pa rin sakin na disqualified ako sa Mr. Baranggay dahil sure daw na ako ang winner. #PogiProblems