Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:

“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan

bago mo makuha.”

“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.

Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”

“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,

ipakukulong niya ako.”

“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.

Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”

“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.

Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”

“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,

ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”

“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”

“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”

“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.

Naaalala ko ang recess.”

Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.

Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”

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Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver

It seems that Uber and Grab's local woes is not over as the Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) will apprehend and fine Uber and Grab drivers starting July 26. The move put LTFRB under scrutiny of netizens as they show support on these popular ride-sharing apps. Uber and Grab have been popular after they offer a more convenient means of transportation for Filipino commuters that somewhat hurt traditional taxi services. Can we blame their app users? We have heard a lot of news about taxi drivers harassing and assaulting passengers.

You may have also encountered taxi drivers who already mastered their "alibi" whenever a passenger would tell the drop off place. They have so much to say but most of those "rude" drivers are the ones who now complain against Uber and Grab. While the government agency seems to be on the side of the traditional transport services, many commuters are appealing to LTFRB not to deprive them of a better transport option and lauded the TNCs as dependable.

Let's wait and see how far this will go. If you are one of the commuters who give regular taxi services thumbs down, you will relate to these Mga Nakakaasar na Banat (Alibi) ng mga Taxi Driver.

"Ma'am, Puede na po maglakad na lang kayo,
Medyo mahaba traffic kasi eh."

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"Boss, Plus P50 na lang po,
traffic kasi doon eh"

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"Sir! gawin mo ng P250,
Medyo malayo dun eh"

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"Sorry po! Pa-garahe na po ako eh"

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"Naku Mam, Sira po metro ko eh,
Flat rate na lang."

"Ayoko dun!
Hindi po ako papunta doon eh."

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"Sa iba na lang,
Pa-Garahe na kasi ako"

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"Wala po kayo barya? Wala akong panukli
Kakapasada/labas ko pa lang eh"

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"Meron po ba kayong alam na mas mabilis na daan?
Ito lang kasi alam kong daan eh."

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"Ang layo po!
Baka puede dagdagan nyo na lang"

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"Sir saan kayo? Makati ba? Trapik po dun
Ma'am saan kayo? City hall lang ba? sakay na po!"

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Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?

Did you ask yourself why you are having such tough time-saving money? Even you have stable job or having your own business? Hope this topic about "Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?" will help you to think again and make a plan in saving financially. As we can see in TV and social media sites more people are now accepting those money-saving challenges, Why not try it for you, it might work. Just imagine by starting with a P100, you can save and earn as much as P40,000 by the end of the year. Here are some common reasons why people having a hard time to save money:

•  KUNTENTO NA

Nakukuntento na lang sa maliit na sahod sa trabaho. Makakain lang 3 beses sa isang araw, puede na. Ayaw nang maghanap ng ibang pagkakakitaan. Puede naman mag sideline.

•  SILA MUNA, BAGO AKO

Inuuna ang gastos lahat sa pagtulong sa Pamilya, mga kamag-anak or mahal sa buhay minsan nga pati kapitbahay na kahit walang natitira para sa sarili.

•  SCARED LANG

Mahina ang loob. Ayaw  mag invest sa isang negosyo or business, baka daw malugi or hindi mabawi ang puhunan.

•  SWIPE PA MORE

Kaskas Adik!utang pa more! Lumaki na ang utang dahil sa pagiging maluho or waldas mo.

• ASA PA

Asa sa magulang! Umaasa sa sustento sa magulang o mga mahal sa buhay kaya hindi maka-ipon. Ek bakit ka nga naman mag iipon pa nandyan naman sila, which is yun ang mali.

•  WALA LANG

Walang plano sa buhay pagdating sa pinansyal, ni walang ipon kahit sa alkansya.

• PROMISE NG PROMISE

Yung palaging dahilan yung "Promise! Bukas mag-iipon na talaga ako!". (promise is meant to be broken)

• PASIKAT LANG

Laging Sikat! pag may bagong gadget, ayun bili dito bili duon. kapag may Seat Sale naman ayun lipad dito byahe duon. kahit ipag loan pa nya.

• WALANG PAKE

Pagdumating ang sahod, kabisado kung magkano. Pero pagnaubos na hindi na alam kung anong pinabibili o kung saan napunta.

•  MATAKAW

Basta may bagong Food store, hindi pahuhuli. Gusto tikman lang kahit magno pa yan. Sugod sa Maginhawa, Lilac, Tomas Morato at kung saan-saan restaurant.

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The Best of Tata Lino Quotes

Bubble Gang's wise and witty hermit, Tata Lino, has been one of the favorite characters in the show portrayed by Michael V. The way he answers questions and giving advice will surely make you think twice. But let's admit it, most of his advices are practical and at the same time funny. Some of his notable pieces of advice were about love.

We already featured some of his quotes before and we will be featuring more of them to make your day. If you missed his segments, we compiled more of The Best of Tata Lino Quotes that you can share with your loved ones :

"Nagmahal ka ng malandi,

magtiis ka sa hapdi."

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"Ang babaeng mabait, napupunta sa langit,

ang hindi mababait napupunta sa panget!"

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"Kapag wala kang pambili ng bulaklak,

wag mo naman sanang daanin sa alak!"

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"Tandaan mo ito, sa panahon ngayon pag-nahulog ka sa isang tao,

sahig na lang ang sasalo sayo!"

"Parang basketball ang mga lalakeng nagpapa-cute,

mang-aagaw talaga para lamang maka-shoot."

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"Ang taong may kailangan,

bumabait ng di inaasahan!"

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"NOON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, huli ka sa topic.

NGAYON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, Ikaw ang topic."

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"Okay lang lumamig ang pagkain,

basta makapag-post at mag-trending."

"Pag gusto may paraan, kapag ayaw maraming dahilan,

pag yung gusto mong tao palaging nagdadahilan,

tanggaping mo nalang ang katotohanan, hindi ka mahal nyan!"

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"Biruin mo na ang lasing, biruin mo na rin ang bagong gising.

Wag mo lang biruin ang bading na naaagawan ng booking."

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"Alam mo yung masakit? Yun yung pinaramdam niya sayo na special ka,

pero iiwanan ka din pala."

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"Pag ang crush mo di ka agad nire-reply-an,

malamang may love life na yan."

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"Hindi bale nang payatot basta hindi nanlalambot."

Di ko kailangan ng taong iintindi sa akin,

ang kailangan ko e yung kahit di ako naiintindihan, di ako iniiwan.

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Yung estudyanteng ganadong pumasok dahil sa baon,

perfect attendance pero yung utak iniwan sa bahay.

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Hindi lahat ng bagay sa mundo nadadaan sa kinis,

madaming babaeng flawless hindi naman malinis.

We will be featuring more Tata Lino quotes soon so you better keep posted by visiting our website www.boybanat.com. You may also want to check our official Facebook page.  Enjoy reading!

Tagalog Comebacks to When You'll get Married Question

Just walking around and having a very fresh day, then someone asks you “when you'get married” even though they already knew that you are still in Single status or just came from unhappy relationship? Well don't be piss off guys because we have this list of Tagalog Comebacks to “When You'll get Married? Question which made just that for this kind of situation and irritating question.

Sorry masaya na kami ng asawa Kong si James Reid
Fiance kong si Piolo Pascual
Boyfriend kong si John Lloyd Cruz
Kabit kong si Daniel Padilla
Babe kong si Paolo Avelino ..
So back off!

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Si PNoy nga di pa nag-aasawa... Ako pa kaya?

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Siguro pag naipasa na po ang same-sex marriage XD

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Umalis ka nga dyan, Sapukin kita gusto Mo?

Please po huwag po natin pangunahan ang plans ni Lord

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Hindi pa po kasi ako nakikita ng destiny ko!

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Kayo po mauna kasi Age before Beauty!

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Nagmamadali po ba kayo Kasi di nyo na abutan?

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Ang alam ko po, Wala po kayong pake, kaya tantanan nyo ako!

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New Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On

Sometimes, pain is not enough for us to let go. Those people whom we truly love, are also those people who will give us the reasons not to love anymore. We try to escape the reality where there is nothing more to hold on for. The relationship that we have been taking care of will sometimes fall and break into many parts, then moving on is the only choice we have. Check the new Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On and see if you can relate into any of it. Feel free to express yourself through these banat lines.

"Kung matagal ka ng nagho-hold on sa isang tao

at wala pa ding nangyari..

hindi "Let go" ang solusyon dyan. kundi "Acceptance".

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"Kapag nakita mo ang crush mo na may kasamang iba.

Isipin mo nalang ipinasyal niya ang aso nya."

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"Kung hindi mutual ang felings natin...

Pwes, gagawin kong mutual. Ayaw ko na rin sa'yo."

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"Noong iniwan mo ako, ikaw ang sinisisi ko.

Kung bakit lubos akong nasaktan.

Mahal kasi kita, di mo ako maintindihan...

Pero SALAMAT HA! kasi kung di mo ako iniwan...

Di ko siya matatagpuan!"

"Kung iisipin mo lang..

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talaga ang EX mo..

Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na."

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"Hahanapin sana kita sa dictionary..

Eh kaso naalala ko na wala ka na palang MEANING!"

"Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na

pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko

kaya Lumayas ka na! Nakamove-on na ako."

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"Naka Move-on na ako,

Tapos bigla kang magpaparamdam?!

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME."

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"Alam mo ba ang DEFINITION OF EX:

Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life."

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"Masarap mag-antay, kung may inaantay ka.

Pero kung wala? Move-on, move-on na."

Moving on is hard, but the process of it will make us stronger and wiser along the way. Try to divert those lonely nights into fun and humorous experience as you try and explore these quotations. Make these Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On, your status at your facebook share it to your friends. you can also visit and like our page:  www.fb.com/AkosiBoyBanat, and explore more quotes.