Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes

Our brother Muslims around the world will be celebrating Eid al-Fitr (Eid’l Fitr). It is one of the important religious holiday celebrations in Islam which marks the end of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month of fasting. Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar which is regarded as one of the five pillars of the Islamic faith. It is annually observed and considered a time for spiritual reflection as well as spending time with loved ones. Eid al-Fitr or The Feast of Ramadan means "festival of breaking the fast" and is celebrated in three days as an official holiday.

How do Muslims celebrate Eid? They do it by saying prayers, giving money to the poor, sending Eid greetings and feasting with their families. The most commonly used greeting on this day is “Eid Mubarak”, which is Arabic for 'blessed festival'. And here's a great compilation of greetings and Best Happy Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Wishes that you might find helpful or interesting.

"Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant.

May the blessings you seek make you a better person."

"Sending you warm wishes on Eid and

wishing that it brings your way ever joys and happiness."

"When the sun has set, and day is done.

I'll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It”s time for Eid and lots of fun!"

"On Eid Ul-Fitr, wish that Allah's blessing light up the path

and lead the happiness, peace and success.

Happy Eid!"

"On this joyous occasion of Eid Ul-Fitr

May Allah bless you with Happiness and

grace your home with warmth and peace."

"May you be guided by your unflinching faith in Allah

and shine in His devine blessings!

A very Happy Eid Ul-Fitr"

"May the blessings of Allah

keep you heart and home

Happy and Joyous,

on this Eid Ul-Fitr and ahead!"

"May Allah bless your days with Happiness;

Your weeks with Prosperity;

Your months with contentment;

and your years with Love and Peace!

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr!"

"My good wishes for you are the just prayer

for your long happy life from Allah on this noble event.

Wish you a very Happy Eid!"

"On the occasions of Eid,

I pray for brightness over shadows,

happiness over dullness

and success over  failure

for you and your family

Wishing you a warm

Happy Eid Ul-Fitr to you!"

If you have you own Tagalog Eid Ul-Fitr Quotes and Eid Mubarak Wishes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:

Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan

ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y

Kailangan at Nararapat!

Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan

para sa matuwid na daan!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,

Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!

Happy Independence Day!

Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw

na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!

hindi ang araw na....

"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"

Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,

Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop

kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.

If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Sweet Tagalog Quotes for Happy Hearts Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. It’s another special occasion that most people celebrate in the second month of the year and they see it as a perfect time to showcase their unending love to their special someone. A whole day devoted solely to love. A time of the year when red roses and other flowers seem to bloom the best; when chocolates are sweetest than ever. Many monthsaries are celebrated on this day. This day is not also for romantic love but also a time when we celebrate friendship.

As this special day approaches, let your special someone, your significant other, or your friends and loved ones know how much they mean to you. We have these Tagalog Sweet Valentine's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share as Facebook status, messages, send as an email or even write in a card. Hope you'll like it!

"Halimbawa bang  i-TAG kaya kita sa PUSO KO?

Pwede kayang i-LIKE mo ko?

Happy Valentines Day!"

"Asintado naman masyado itong si Kupido,

Sapul na sapul nya ang puso ko

kaya ako ngayon ay baliw sa pagmamahal sa iyo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa darating na Valentines's Day

gusto ko ikaw ang magiging Prinsipe ng buhay ko.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Sa araw ng mga Puso, iisa lang ang gusto ko makasama

Ikaw yun at wala ng iba pa. Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pagmamahal hindi natatapos

sa pagsabi mo ng ‘I love you’

Dun pa lang nagsisimula.

Dapat patunayan mo sa kanya

na tunay ang nararamdaman mo.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng isang diamante na pinakaiingat-ingatang tunay.

Hindi ako papayag na ikaw ay masaktan kahit kaunti lamang.

I Love You and Happy Hearts Day!"

"Alay ko sa iyo ang aking taos-pusong pagmamahal.

Ikaw lang ang nag-iisa dito sa aking buhay.

I Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Ang pag-ibig ay matagumpay

kung ito ay sasamahan ng tiwala at pag-asa.

Happy Hearts Day!"

"Mahal kita gaya ng pagmamahal ko sa aking sarili.

Minsan nga ay mas higit pa.

Happy Valentines Day!"

If you have you own Valentines Day or Hearts Day Quotes, even in english or tagalog.  Feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep

In life, we always try to find those people whom we will share our memories. We try to pick the most compatible friends for us, the ones that we will entrust our secrets and all things that matters for us. And we all know that your best friend is almost like your brother or sister. Try sending these Tagalog True Friend Quotes and Sayings that Worth to Keep so that you can show them how special they are for you. Words may not be enough to showcase how you feel for them but the feelings that you will share through these quotes will definitely make them realize that friendships are not to be taken for granted.

Ang Tunay na Magkaibigan nag-aasaran,

naglalaitan pero hindi Nag-iiwanan.

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan, mas bitter pa sayo,

kapag nalamang sinaktan ka ng taong mahal mo"

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan,

kahit may tampuhan man hindi nangbubunyag ng sikreto yan".

"Ang Tunay na Kaibigan kahit busog pa yan,

Pag nanglibre ka, kakain at kakain yan.”

“Ang tunay na kaibigan ay hindi nagagalit kapag ininsulto mo.

Sa halip ay mag-iisip sila ng mas nakakalokang pang-asar sa'yo.”

"Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, dapat pinapayuhan.

Paminsan-minsan kailangan mo lang silang batukan para matauhan".

"Ang mga kaibigan ay parang mga prutas. May dalawang klase yan:

yung isa "Seasonal" at yung naman "For all seasons.”

"Okay lang mawala sa akin ang taong minsan kong minahal.

Huwag lang ang mga kaibigan kong may pagka-baliw" hahaha

“Di baleng magkaroon ng kaibigang magulo. atlis siya ay totoo.

Hindi yung kaibigang akala mo’y Santi. Yun pala Siraulo.”

"Kapag ang cellphone mo nalaglag makapag panic wagas!

pero pag tropa ang nalaglag makatawa parang wala ng bukas!”

Friends are hard to find, but if you already found those people whom you'll trust every ups and downs, it is surely not a thing to regret. Let spread more words of appreciation. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and like our facebook page www.fb.com/akosiboybanat. 

Finally Found Someone Best Quotes and Hugot Lines

Finally Found Someone is a romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz. This the fourth and reunion movie project made by John Lloyd and Sarah made under Star Cinema and Viva Films following the three (3) successful movies: A Very Special Love, You Changed My Life and It Takes a Man and a Woman. The movies is about the girl (Aprilyn played by Sarah) who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding but eventually trends online. When the time of her grief then she meets this guy (Raffy who played by John Lloyd) who works at a public relations agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on. Finally Found Someone is already earned a whopping over ₱300 million worldwide.

With a huge success of the movie, we listed down some of  of unforgettable, cute kakakilig quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone movie. Hope you enjoy it!

“I fixed you. You broke me,

Now, look what you’ve done."

“Dear Future Husband,

nasaan ka na?

“Ganito ako magmahal.

Ganito ko kayo mamahalin.”

“Dear Future Husband,

today is the worst day of my life.”

“Future Husband, nais kong malaman mo na

hindi ako mapapagod na hanapin ka.”

“Dear Future Husband, alam mo anong oras na?

Oras na para dumating ka.”

“Social serye. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nagpatawad. Binalikan.”

“Love deserves a second chance,

and I am the girl who gives second chances.”

“Kung sobrang daming problema mo,

puwede mong i-double time (ang pagkembot).”

“Finally, kapag wala na ang lungkot,

may ibabalik naman tayo: the love in her eyes.”

“Single ka pala? Kaya pala.

Medyo masungit ang walang love life, no?”

“Takot kang tumandang mag-isa

kaya gusto mo magka-love life.”

“It was never about the person.

It was about the dream.”

“Dear Future Wife, today is a tough day. I broke the heart of a friend.

Sana okay ang araw mo. If hindi, sana bukas pareho tayong okay.”

“Ayoko kasing may pagkakaibigang masisira

dahil sa hindi pagkakaintindihan.”

“I am the girl who gives second chances ‘di ba?

So I am giving myself a second chance.”

“Dear Future Husband, aayusin ko muna ang sarili ko.

Sana mahintay mo ako.”

“Dear Future Wife, Ikaw na ba ang nasa harap ko?

Kapag tumingin ka, ikaw na nga.

“Alam mo kung bakit ka tatandang mag-isa?

Dahil takot kang sabihin ang totoong nararamdaman mo.

Ako hindi. I have fallen in love with you.”

“Pagod na akong magsinungaling,

Pagod na akong magkunwari.”

“I’ll be telling my biggest truth.

I am willing to gain the only thing that matters.”

If you have you own list of quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines

Kita Kita Movie is a romantic comedy movie film starring by actress Alessandra De Rossi and comedian Empoy Marquez. The movie is about the two Filipinos living and who've met in Sapporo, Japan. Alessandra played a tour guide and with eventually suffer a temporary blindness, while Empoy who just lived across Alessandra's house with always looking and secretly fall in love with her. Suprisingly, Kita Kita Movie really hits box office which now earns a whopping P250 million on its 3rd week in cinemas. 

Because of the huge success of the movie, let us give you partial of kakakilig, funny and cute banat lines of Tonyo (played by Empoy) and hopefully the next batch will be on Lea (Alessandra). Hope you enjoy this Kita Kita Movie's Tonyo Best Quotes and Banat Lines:

“May mga bagay na kailangan mong paghirapan

bago mo makuha.”

“Nagluto pala ako ng turon. Matamis.

Baka kailangan mo ng asukal. Ang asim kasi ng mukha mo.”

“Sabi nya kapag hindi kita pinakasalan,

ipakukulong niya ako.”

“Noong nakakakita ka, ‘di mo ako nakita.

Nang mabulag ka, doon mo lang ako nakita.”

“Actually, hindi ako nakatulog kagabi.

Inisip ko lahat ng masasakit na sinabi mo.”

“Eh, ano kung bulag ka,

ako naman ang magsisilbing mata mo eh.”

“Kailangan kumain ng repolyo para sumaya ka!”

“Bulag na bulag na ako sa pag-ibig.”

“Nagugutom ako kapag nakarinig ako ng bell.

Naaalala ko ang recess.”

Isang beses lang ako nagmahal.

Masama ba magmahal ng isa lang?”

If you have you own favorite Kita Kita Movie Quotes and Banat Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, just log on to www.boybanat.com or visit Boy Banat Official Facebook page (/akosiboybanat) for the latest features.

The Best of Tata Lino Quotes

Bubble Gang's wise and witty hermit, Tata Lino, has been one of the favorite characters in the show portrayed by Michael V. The way he answers questions and giving advice will surely make you think twice. But let's admit it, most of his advices are practical and at the same time funny. Some of his notable pieces of advice were about love.

We already featured some of his quotes before and we will be featuring more of them to make your day. If you missed his segments, we compiled more of The Best of Tata Lino Quotes that you can share with your loved ones :

"Nagmahal ka ng malandi,

magtiis ka sa hapdi."

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"Ang babaeng mabait, napupunta sa langit,

ang hindi mababait napupunta sa panget!"

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"Kapag wala kang pambili ng bulaklak,

wag mo naman sanang daanin sa alak!"

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"Tandaan mo ito, sa panahon ngayon pag-nahulog ka sa isang tao,

sahig na lang ang sasalo sayo!"

"Parang basketball ang mga lalakeng nagpapa-cute,

mang-aagaw talaga para lamang maka-shoot."

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"Ang taong may kailangan,

bumabait ng di inaasahan!"

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"NOON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, huli ka sa topic.

NGAYON: Pag wala ka sa grupo, Ikaw ang topic."

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"Okay lang lumamig ang pagkain,

basta makapag-post at mag-trending."

"Pag gusto may paraan, kapag ayaw maraming dahilan,

pag yung gusto mong tao palaging nagdadahilan,

tanggaping mo nalang ang katotohanan, hindi ka mahal nyan!"

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"Biruin mo na ang lasing, biruin mo na rin ang bagong gising.

Wag mo lang biruin ang bading na naaagawan ng booking."

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"Alam mo yung masakit? Yun yung pinaramdam niya sayo na special ka,

pero iiwanan ka din pala."

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"Pag ang crush mo di ka agad nire-reply-an,

malamang may love life na yan."

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"Hindi bale nang payatot basta hindi nanlalambot."

Di ko kailangan ng taong iintindi sa akin,

ang kailangan ko e yung kahit di ako naiintindihan, di ako iniiwan.

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Yung estudyanteng ganadong pumasok dahil sa baon,

perfect attendance pero yung utak iniwan sa bahay.

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Hindi lahat ng bagay sa mundo nadadaan sa kinis,

madaming babaeng flawless hindi naman malinis.

We will be featuring more Tata Lino quotes soon so you better keep posted by visiting our website www.boybanat.com. You may also want to check our official Facebook page.  Enjoy reading!

New Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On

Sometimes, pain is not enough for us to let go. Those people whom we truly love, are also those people who will give us the reasons not to love anymore. We try to escape the reality where there is nothing more to hold on for. The relationship that we have been taking care of will sometimes fall and break into many parts, then moving on is the only choice we have. Check the new Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On and see if you can relate into any of it. Feel free to express yourself through these banat lines.

"Kung matagal ka ng nagho-hold on sa isang tao

at wala pa ding nangyari..

hindi "Let go" ang solusyon dyan. kundi "Acceptance".

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"Kapag nakita mo ang crush mo na may kasamang iba.

Isipin mo nalang ipinasyal niya ang aso nya."

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"Kung hindi mutual ang felings natin...

Pwes, gagawin kong mutual. Ayaw ko na rin sa'yo."

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"Noong iniwan mo ako, ikaw ang sinisisi ko.

Kung bakit lubos akong nasaktan.

Mahal kasi kita, di mo ako maintindihan...

Pero SALAMAT HA! kasi kung di mo ako iniwan...

Di ko siya matatagpuan!"

"Kung iisipin mo lang..

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talaga ang EX mo..

Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na."

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"Hahanapin sana kita sa dictionary..

Eh kaso naalala ko na wala ka na palang MEANING!"

"Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na

pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko

kaya Lumayas ka na! Nakamove-on na ako."

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"Naka Move-on na ako,

Tapos bigla kang magpaparamdam?!

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME."

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"Alam mo ba ang DEFINITION OF EX:

Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life."

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"Masarap mag-antay, kung may inaantay ka.

Pero kung wala? Move-on, move-on na."

Moving on is hard, but the process of it will make us stronger and wiser along the way. Try to divert those lonely nights into fun and humorous experience as you try and explore these quotations. Make these Tagalog Banat Lines ng mga naka-Move On, your status at your facebook share it to your friends. you can also visit and like our page:  www.fb.com/AkosiBoyBanat, and explore more quotes.

Tagalog Banat Lines para sa mga Kabet o Mistress

In life, encountering problems related to relationships are truly devastating. We try to cope up into reality that those people who bring joy and happiness into our lives are also those people who will give us pain and remorse. But instead focusing on the bad sides, we Filipinos divert our attentions into the things that will make us laugh and happier than what we are experiencing. Check out these "Tagalog Banat Lines para sa mga Kabet o Mistress"that will lighten up your mood and humour you.

"Simple lang ang naman ang pangarap ko,

Ang humigop ng kape,

Sa burol ng kabet ng asawa ko"

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"Sa pag-ibig, walang maganda

walang gwapo, payat o mataba.

pero Kabet marami nyan."

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"Aanhin mo pa ang bahay na bato

Kung Kabet ka lang na nakatira dito"

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"Ang ahas hindi na sa gubat lang nakikita.

Minsan nakakausap at parati mo pang kasama"

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"Ang Kabet ay parang isang prutas na Durian

khit anong sarap mo Mabaho ka pa rin."

"Ang mga Malalandi ay parang pantal.

Kapag kinakamot, mas lalong KUMAKATI"

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"Kaya Kabet ang tawag sayo,

kasi daig mo pa ang epoxy kung kumabit"

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"Sa sobrang lawak ng imahinasyon mo,

pati karelasyon ng iba inambisyon mo."

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"KABIT ka lang kahit pagbalibaliktarin mo ang mundo ,

kahit sa anong anggulo, kabit lang ang papel mo!"

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"Ang mga Kabit,

pasimple kung Dumikit,

Kahit laging Sabit,

In short sila ay mga Bwisit!"

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New Tagalog Love Quotes

Even Valentines is months away from us, this will not stop us Filipinos inbeing romantic and enticing into our special someone. Try to look ate these New Tagalog Love Quotes that will surely give you the idea on how are you going to make your first move on your crush or special someone. Send them these quotes and they will surely enjoy these. Put a smile on someones face by sending them these love quotes and feel the 'kilig' in the air.

"Mahahanap mo ang taong totoong nagmamahal kung

ititigil mo na ang paghahabol sa taong di ka naman gusto."

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"Masarap magmahal ng taong

Maraming iniisip na paraan

Para MAHALIN KA...

At walang maisip na dahilan

Para IWANAN KA"

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"Pag hindi ka mahal ng gusto mo..

Huwag kang magreklamo!

Kasi may mga tao rin mahal ka,

Pero hindi mo rin gusto di'ba?"

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"Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao

Wag kang magpakita ng motibo

Para mahalin ka niya!

Kung ayaw mo rin namang magpaasa!"

"Kahit anung effort mo.. Bigay mo man buong buhay mo

kung hindi sya makunteto no choice pa din"

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"Yung mga taong dinadaan sa tawa at ngiti

kahit deep inside labis ng nasasaktan."

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Hindi naman importante ang forever,

ang mahalaga maging masaya at kuntento kayo

sa isa't isa habang kayo pa. Hindi ba?

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“Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa

telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa

eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang

talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt,

malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”

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"Kahit anong paglilibang mo sa maghapon isa lang nasisigurado ko,

pagdating ng gabi siya pa din laman ng isip mo."

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"Kung mahal mo ang isang tao.

Dapat kaya mong ipaglaban kahit sa paanong paraan."

"Sa relasyon, Hindi naman importante na marami ang may alam,

Kase habang dumadami ang nakaka'alam,

Nadadagdagan ang mga Nangingi-alam"

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"Hindi madaling magmahal ng iba, lalo na kung sa nakaraan ay may minahal ka ng sobra, pero minsan kailangan kalimutan ang nakaraan dahil ang magandang dahilan ay matatagpuan mo, sa kasalukuyan."

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"Swerte ka sa taong kahit sobrang nasasaktan

Na hindi ka pa rin pinapakawalan ...

Dahil pilit niyang tinutupad ang pangakong WALANG IWANAN"

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Tagalog Christmas Love Quotes that you want to Send to your Love One

Christmas is only once every year. We celebrate and remember those past Christmas that we have spent with our loved ones. Ever tried thinking about peculiar ways in greeting your loved ones this coming Christmas Season? Check out these Tagalog Christmas Quotes that you want to Send to your Love One. This will help you greet your crush, girlfriend or boyfriend and special someone in a new way. Just send them these and they will surely love it!

Sabi sa kanta "Give Love on Christmas Day".

Kaya inaasahan kong sa Pasko mamahalin mo na ko.

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"Sa pagsapit ng pasko, ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

Kaya naman bago ako mamili ng mga regalo,

Nais kong bumati sayo ng Maligayang Pasko"

"Sabi sa kanta "Give Love on Christmas Day"..

Kaya inaasahan kong sa Pasko mamahalin mo na ko"

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"Ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo ay parang candy cane..

matamis hanggang dulo."

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"Sana naging SANTA nalang ako para iREGALO ko yung sarili ko

.............. "SAYO"."

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"Ang Christmas daw ay season of sharing,

Kaya eto oh, sayong sayo ang puso ko."

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"Ito ang mensahe ng Pasko:

"Hindi tayo kahit kailanman nag-iisa"

kaya samahan mo ako."

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"Hindi naman ako naghahangad ng sobra ngayong Pasko.

Ang gusto ko lang ang taong bumabasa nito, ay manatili pa rin sa buhay ko."

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"Dear Santa, makita ko lang na nakangiti sya, masaya na ako."

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List of Tagalog Traffic Hugot Lines

Everyday, we try to associate things on the happenings that we encounter in our lives. We relate those particular moments into the reality we are facing, especially in our affection and love for someone. Stucked in a traffic? Have nothing to do? Come and take a look at this List of Tagalog Traffic Hugot Lines that will surely entertain you in to another level. Drawn from your deep feelings, post these on your social media accounts and let the world know how you feel.

"Ang Paglalakbay natin sa buhay ay tulad sa batas trapiko.

Alam natin kung kailan maghahanda, ititigil at magpapatuloy

Higit sa lahat ng sumusunod sa batas"

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"Hopeless, minsan lovelife mo

pero Madalas Trapik"

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"Akala mo lang mo lang walang FOREVER,

pero MERON"

"Buti ka pa naka Move-On na

ako Hindi pa! (rush hour eh!)"

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"Liliko ako kahit saan,

Makarating lang sa Kinaroroonan mo"

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"Hintayin mo ang True Love mo.

Na Traffic lang yun sa malalanding tao"

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"Minsan nakakatulong din na malaman mo

na marami pala kayong sawi!"

"Aaanhin mo ang Google Maps,

Kung ang kalagayan mo ay masaklap."

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"Yung akala mo lang na may patutunguhan kayo

yun pala, Wala!"

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"Sa Tindi ng Trapik sa EDSA,

Naniniwala na ako sa FOREVER"

The usage of "hugot" became popular among these days, you can easily let people know what you really feel. It may sound funny or corny but people still stick to these "hugots". These are like poems and literarys but on the level where anyone can relate. Fond of making these "hugot"statements? Stay tuned for more and share your thoughts in the comment box at www.boybanat.com and fb.com/akosiboybanat.