RASTAMAN for President Goes Viral

Filing of Certificate of Candidacy has been held for 2022 Philippine election and surprisingly there are almost a hundred of presidential aspirants. Among them is wittingly unexpected candidate in the name of Rastaman.

Rastaman instantly caught the attention of netizens after an interview about him and his supposed platform to run the country should he win the election. Politics in the country is always on the rough waters with issues here and there. And there goes Rastaman to lighten up your day. But then, who is Rastaman?

Mr. Ronaldo Plaza, well-known as Rastaman Yow is a Filipino citizen who previously filed for senatorial position in 2016 and is now back eyeing the highest political position where his main agenda is to “protect” the territories. He His unusual getup and seemingly sense of humor made him popular in social media and went viral hours after he filed his candidacy.

Rastaman is coined from male Rastafarian which is well known as a religious and political movement that originated from Jamaica.

Why si Rasta Man? 

• Human 
• Zombie 
• Has motorcycle tattoo 
• Ghost Rider 
• Umaapoy, May pakpak 
• May Third eye sa pisngi 
• Hapini Infinity 

• #SolidNorth
• #SolidSouth
• #SolidWest
• #SolidEast
• #SolidDabarkads
• #SOLID,LIQUID,GAS

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Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :

Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!

Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!

Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!

Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.

Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha

Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!

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Funny Nanay and Anak Memes That Are Actually Hilarious and Trending

Have you already seen the latest and trending Nanay and Anak Memes which go viral all over the social media? These mother and child memes have been circulating all over Facebook and Twitter and became an instant meme craze the past few days. The simple caricature may have passed through your timelines and made your day.

If you're looking for more, check out below as we've rounded up the best of the mother and child memes. Browse our compilation of Nanay and Anak memes and know more about the most talk about memes this 2019 that every netizen laughed at. Enjoy!

Mother:Nak balita ko may galit na galit daw sayo ha Facebook? Block mo na kaya
Child: Ayoko Ma, gusto ko pa syang inggitin Hanggang mastroke! hahaha

Mother: Nak, nandyan ka na pala. Anong gusto mo?
Child: may gusto akong tao pero hindi ako gusto!

Mother: Ano anak, naka move-on ka na ba?
Child: Sa totoo lang, hindi naman mahirap kalimutan yung tao. Ang mahirap kalimutan ay yung mga masasayang alaala na nabuo nyo nung time na masaya pa kayo

Mother: Balita ko hiwalay na kayo?
Child:Bitawan ang dapat bitawan, pakawalan ang dapat pakawalan, dahil pag hindi mo ginawa yan, patuloy at patuloy ka paring masasaktan.


Mother: Nak, nasaan yung jowa mo? gusto ko na sya makita at makilala
Child: Ma, pareho lang tayo, Gusto ko na rin siya makita at makilala

Mother: Bakit ka umuwe?
Child: Walang malakas na kainuman lahat mahihina

Mother: Oh san ka pupunta?
Child: Lilipat na ako ng Bocaue nay, doon daw daw kasi nakatira ang mga gwapo at magaganda


Mother: Nak, Kabatch mo malayo nang narating
Child: Kahit makarating pa sila ng Mars wala akong pakialam!

Mother: Bat ka Umuwi? Akala ko ba makiki birthday ka?

Child: Walang Lumppia!!

Mother: Nak may rereto ako sa iyo.

Child: Pass Inay, siya pa rin ang bibi ko.!

If you have you own Funny Nanay and Anak Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat). 

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?

Juan: Juan Kampupot po.

HR: Ilang taon?

Juan: Desiotso po.

HR: May trabaho?

Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.

HR: SINGLE?

Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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