Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi is another cool collection of banat lines about being handsome, good-looking or gorgeous. There are a lot of advantages when a man got the looks and style that every girls would dream of. When you're handsome, you can easily sweep off a girl's feet and win her heart. You can't deny that you feel flattered when you learn that someone got a crush on you. But of course, not only the physical appearance that counts. Still attitude matters. You may have the face but if you lack the good personality then still minus "pogi points" on you.

Due to public demands of our avid banateros and banateras, here's another compilation of Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi that you can share with your friends out there. And if you feel that you have what it takes to be "gwapo" or "pogi" then this read is for you :

Sa sobrang Pogi ko, nung ang Audition ako sa Mr.Pogi
Ako pa ang naging Judge!

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Hindi lahat ng Gwapo suplado
Yung iba dyan suplada! hahaha

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On is a cool collection of banat lines all about moving on. No one ever said that moving on is going to be easy especially when the one who broke your heart is the person you love the most or the one you admire doesn't feel the same way. But there are ways to make it easier for you. Like thinking the other side of the relationship that you had or looking at another perspective why it didn't work for the two of you. Why not try adding some humor in the process and see how it works.

If you're going through a hard time to get over someone then this read is for you. Let these Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On open up your mind and realize that moving on is not always bitterness but also betterness :

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talga ang EX mo
Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na.

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Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na
pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko
kaya Tsupi!!!  Nakamove-on na ako.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!