Karen Davila with Lyca Gairanod gives birth to Hilarious Trending Meme

It was last August 14, 2021, veteran reporter Karen Davila uploaded an interview with The Voice Kids season 1 Grand Champion Lyca Gairanod. The interview happened before the re-imposition of the enhanced community quarantine whereas Karen Davila went to Lyca’s hometown of Tanza, Cavite. During the interview, Karen Davila asked the simple question “When is your birthday?” then Lyca replied “November 21” which Karen, shocked and gave such a hilarious reaction because they both have same birthday. That’s the birth of hilarious funny meme that circulates in world of social media sites.

Here are some of our favorite memes and funny jokes from the hilarious Karen Davila and Lyca Gairanod reaction video that trends on social media.

DRIVER

HR: Anong pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kumpupot po
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: Tricycle Driver po
HR: May sidecar ho, Tricycle driver nga eh.

TOYO
Tatay: Anak, bili ka muna ng toyo sa tindahan
Anak: Mamaya na tay naglalaro pa ako ng saranggola eh
Tatay: Bakit, nakakain ba yang saranggola mo?!
Anak: Bakit din ho, lumilipad ba yang toyo mo?

BOYFRIEND
Jose: Namatay daw ang boyfriend mo?
Julianna: Oo, nasa punerarya, ngayon ang burol niya.
Jose: Condolences
Julianna: Salamat, ang hirap nga pero kailangan tangapin na wala na siya..
Jose: Gusto mo bang ako na lang ang pumalit sa kanya? *kinilig*
Julianna: Hindi ko alam eh.. baka hindi pumayag yung punerarya

GRADE
Tatay: Anak! Ano to! Bakit F ang nakalagay sa card mo?
Anak: (Pinawisan) Tay, Fasado po kapag ganiyan
Tatay: Mabuti naman! Akala ko Ferfect eh!

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Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes for Valentine

Valentines is right around the corner! With that said, Valentines is that one special day of the year were everyone has the right to be totally and freely express their love for one another. It’s the day dedicated to express your love to the people that surround you and make them feel extra loved and cared for. One of the many ways of expressing your love is through reading some Valentine’s Day Quotes to incorporate some knowledge on what love is for others. And if you’re looking for some guidance when you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card to your special someone, these Valentine’s Day Quotes will surely help you express all the love you feel that you may have trouble expressing through words. The beauty of quotes is that it can reciprocate the exact words that you’ve might not even be aware of. Thus, this is a perfect way to make use of romantic quotes to express to your beloved this Valentine’s Day

And of course, Valentine’s doesn’t stop there. Why stop with a Valentine’s Day card when you can do something extravaganza this special holiday? You can either prepare a Valentine’s Day dinner which is a perfect pair for some luxurious Valentine’s Day desserts, and hey, it’s even widely believed that there’s no quicker way to the heart than with sweets.  Whatever you plan to do this Valentine’s Day, keep in mind that the spirit of the holiday is all about love. Make the people close to your heart feel just how special they mean to you. Here’s the list of Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines you might need to share with your special someone:

• “Sabi ko sayo kailangan ko siya. Sabi ko sayo mahal ko siya. Sinabi ko rin na siya lang ang makakapagpasaya sa akin. Pero nasabi ko na ba, na ang SIYA at IKAW ay iisa?”

• “Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilanpara ipaglaban ka.”

• “Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.”

• “Kung feeling mo may kulang sayo, magisip ka nga ulit! Baka AKO na pala ang hinahanap mo.”

• “Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka. Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo: Pakaingatan mo siya.”

• “Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan, hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan.”

• “Minsan pag pinapakita mo na mahal na mahal mo ang isang tao at hindi mo kayang mawala siya sayo, mas lalo ka lang niyang babalewalain kase iniisip niya kahit anong pananakit niya, mananatili kang nagmamahal ng totoo.“

• “Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto, pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento.

• “Sa tamang panahon may isang taong magpapatunay sayo kung bakit ka para sa kanya at kung bakit hindi ka para sa iba.” 

• Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya, basta para sayo gugustuhin nya.

• “Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan. Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha. Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo. Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao. Parang ikaw...Sa isang ngiti mo nabuo ang puso ko.”

• “Yung feeling na may naalala kang nakakakilig na  nangyari at bigla ka na lang napangiti!”

• “Lahat tayo naghahangad ng magagandang bagay: magandang kotse, magandang bahay, magandang sapatos, magandang damit. Pero sakin isang magandang bagay lang ang hinahangad ko. IKAW.”

• "Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."

Do you have your own Tagalog  Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines? You can share them with us. We will be glad to have them posted here. Just post a comment it below. You can also check on our Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more quotes, banat lines and jokes.

The Best Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentines Day 2021

Make your Valentine’s day a “An Extraordinary day”. Say your boundless love to your partner by sending this enchanting love quotes created by Boy Banat. These Valentine's Day quotes will be the excellent thing to comfort you express all the innervation you have that might not be so effortless to put down in words. 

Check out this selection of 2021 Best Tagalog Love Quotes for the Valentines Day that can get your understanding or feelings across thoroughly. This may help you to  let them know just how you feel especially for this season of love.

"Masakit magmahal pag-iisa ka lang.

masakit magmahal ng taong may mahal ng iba.

Pero alam mo, may masakit pa dun.

Yung iiwan ka sabay sabi: Sorry, akala ko mahal kita, siya pala."

Di ba sinabi ko sayo noon pa na gusto kita?

Pinaramdam ko rin sayo na kelangan kita diba?

Isang araw tinabihan pa kita at sinabing,

“alam mo, mahal kita” pero sabi mo naman…

“kaw talaga nagpapatawa ka ba?!”

"Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan,

hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan."

"Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong

laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka.

Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo:

Paka-ingatan mo siya."

"Paglayuin man tayo ng panahon, wala ka man sa tabi ko ngayon.

Alalahanin mong lagi kang nasa puso ko at ikaw ang laging laman ng isip ko."

"Ang pagmamahal ay para sa dalawang tao lang,

ewan ko ba kung bakit may mga malalanding di-marunong magbilang."

"Mag ingat sa PANG IIWAN.

Hindi lahat ng tao.

NABABALIKAN."

"Huwag ka maghanap ng taong makakaintindi sayo.

Ang hanapin mo yung taong kahit hindi ka naiintindihan..

hindi ka pa rin iniiwan."

"Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto,

pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento."

"Nagpopost ng pinaka magandang pic sa FB

at umaasang makakuha ng magmamahal sau?

Tandaan!"

"Dapat humanap ka ng taong

handang tanggapin lahat ng iyong kapintasan,

hindi lang ang iyong kagandahan."

"Sa pag-ibig, hindi mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan.

Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan.

Ang tanging magpapatatag ditoay kapatawaran

at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."

"Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan."

"Minsan sumigaw ako ng ayaw ko ng magmahal.

Pero nung nakita kita napasigaw ulit ako ng joke lang yun."

Wag kang matakot magkamali,

pwede ka namang magsisi sa huli.

"Part of Life" yan.

Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin.

Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin

na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.

If you have you own Best Tagalog Love Quotes for this Valentines Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :

Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!

Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!

Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!

Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.

Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha

Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!

If you have you own  Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

* * * * *

Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

* * * * *

Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

* * * * *

Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

* * * * *

Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

* * * * *

Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

If you have you own "Advance ako mag-Isip" Jokes and Memes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:

Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan

ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y

Kailangan at Nararapat!

Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan

para sa matuwid na daan!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,

Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!

Happy Independence Day!

Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw

na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!

hindi ang araw na....

"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"

Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,

Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop

kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.

If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate

"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.

pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.

IKAW!"

"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.

Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa

pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,

natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"

“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…

Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”

"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.

Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.

Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."

"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.

Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...

pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"

"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka

eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"

Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA

"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?

Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,

Minahal mo na agad."

“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,

kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"

If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Finally Found Someone Best Quotes and Hugot Lines

Finally Found Someone is a romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz. This the fourth and reunion movie project made by John Lloyd and Sarah made under Star Cinema and Viva Films following the three (3) successful movies: A Very Special Love, You Changed My Life and It Takes a Man and a Woman. The movies is about the girl (Aprilyn played by Sarah) who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding but eventually trends online. When the time of her grief then she meets this guy (Raffy who played by John Lloyd) who works at a public relations agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on. Finally Found Someone is already earned a whopping over ₱300 million worldwide.

With a huge success of the movie, we listed down some of  of unforgettable, cute kakakilig quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone movie. Hope you enjoy it!

“I fixed you. You broke me,

Now, look what you’ve done."

“Dear Future Husband,

nasaan ka na?

“Ganito ako magmahal.

Ganito ko kayo mamahalin.”

“Dear Future Husband,

today is the worst day of my life.”

“Future Husband, nais kong malaman mo na

hindi ako mapapagod na hanapin ka.”

“Dear Future Husband, alam mo anong oras na?

Oras na para dumating ka.”

“Social serye. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nagpatawad. Binalikan.”

“Love deserves a second chance,

and I am the girl who gives second chances.”

“Kung sobrang daming problema mo,

puwede mong i-double time (ang pagkembot).”

“Finally, kapag wala na ang lungkot,

may ibabalik naman tayo: the love in her eyes.”

“Single ka pala? Kaya pala.

Medyo masungit ang walang love life, no?”

“Takot kang tumandang mag-isa

kaya gusto mo magka-love life.”

“It was never about the person.

It was about the dream.”

“Dear Future Wife, today is a tough day. I broke the heart of a friend.

Sana okay ang araw mo. If hindi, sana bukas pareho tayong okay.”

“Ayoko kasing may pagkakaibigang masisira

dahil sa hindi pagkakaintindihan.”

“I am the girl who gives second chances ‘di ba?

So I am giving myself a second chance.”

“Dear Future Husband, aayusin ko muna ang sarili ko.

Sana mahintay mo ako.”

“Dear Future Wife, Ikaw na ba ang nasa harap ko?

Kapag tumingin ka, ikaw na nga.

“Alam mo kung bakit ka tatandang mag-isa?

Dahil takot kang sabihin ang totoong nararamdaman mo.

Ako hindi. I have fallen in love with you.”

“Pagod na akong magsinungaling,

Pagod na akong magkunwari.”

“I’ll be telling my biggest truth.

I am willing to gain the only thing that matters.”

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Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?

Did you ask yourself why you are having such tough time-saving money? Even you have stable job or having your own business? Hope this topic about "Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?" will help you to think again and make a plan in saving financially. As we can see in TV and social media sites more people are now accepting those money-saving challenges, Why not try it for you, it might work. Just imagine by starting with a P100, you can save and earn as much as P40,000 by the end of the year. Here are some common reasons why people having a hard time to save money:

•  KUNTENTO NA

Nakukuntento na lang sa maliit na sahod sa trabaho. Makakain lang 3 beses sa isang araw, puede na. Ayaw nang maghanap ng ibang pagkakakitaan. Puede naman mag sideline.

•  SILA MUNA, BAGO AKO

Inuuna ang gastos lahat sa pagtulong sa Pamilya, mga kamag-anak or mahal sa buhay minsan nga pati kapitbahay na kahit walang natitira para sa sarili.

•  SCARED LANG

Mahina ang loob. Ayaw  mag invest sa isang negosyo or business, baka daw malugi or hindi mabawi ang puhunan.

•  SWIPE PA MORE

Kaskas Adik!utang pa more! Lumaki na ang utang dahil sa pagiging maluho or waldas mo.

• ASA PA

Asa sa magulang! Umaasa sa sustento sa magulang o mga mahal sa buhay kaya hindi maka-ipon. Ek bakit ka nga naman mag iipon pa nandyan naman sila, which is yun ang mali.

•  WALA LANG

Walang plano sa buhay pagdating sa pinansyal, ni walang ipon kahit sa alkansya.

• PROMISE NG PROMISE

Yung palaging dahilan yung "Promise! Bukas mag-iipon na talaga ako!". (promise is meant to be broken)

• PASIKAT LANG

Laging Sikat! pag may bagong gadget, ayun bili dito bili duon. kapag may Seat Sale naman ayun lipad dito byahe duon. kahit ipag loan pa nya.

• WALANG PAKE

Pagdumating ang sahod, kabisado kung magkano. Pero pagnaubos na hindi na alam kung anong pinabibili o kung saan napunta.

•  MATAKAW

Basta may bagong Food store, hindi pahuhuli. Gusto tikman lang kahit magno pa yan. Sugod sa Maginhawa, Lilac, Tomas Morato at kung saan-saan restaurant.

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President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes

Incoming president Rodrigo "Rody" Roa Duterte, popularly known as Digong, has been a wellspring of remarkable quotes and click bait ever since he decided to run for the government's highest position. Dubbed as "The Punisher" and “Dirty Harry of Davao”,  his advocacy and campaign platform paved its way to make him the top pick among voters. Being feared especially by his constituents because of his ironclad leadership as he aggressively fight drug trafficking and crime. Behind this tough-talking mayor is a man of wit who doesn't leave interviews and press conference without cracking jokes. These lines have been controversial and made rounds on social media sites and headlines among newspapers.

Now that the president-elect is ready to take the seat, let's take a look back on President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes and political views towards serving the Filipino nation :

"A leader must be a terror to the few who are evil,

in order to protect the lives and well-being of the many who are good"

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"I could make this sacrifice,

if only to save this country from being fractured"

"Just like Marlon Brando, I did it because it was my job.

I did it not for my own glory, but because

that was what the people expected me to do."

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"I don't have the brilliance of Marcos, the smartness of Ramos, or the eloquence of Miriam. All that I can offer the Filipino people is a good heart and common sense. Governance after all is just pure common sense."

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I don't care if I burn in hell for as long as

the people I serve live in paradise"

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"We would like our workers to be productive,

but how could they be productive

when they come to work late and tired

because of jostling to get a ride."

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"The trouble with us in government is that we talk too much,

act too slow, and do too little, don't we?

What the country need is not more laws

but more good men in public service."

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