List of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense

"Hugot ka nanaman!". It is the famous line that people always reacts when someone is talking about love or others related to it. When love is the topic, we always come alive and jolly. We find the guts and emotions that makes us say some "hugot lines" because of what we have felt before in experiencing love. We feel like this because love is something essential to us, especially Filipinos. To the extent that when we fall in love and broke, some experiences have made us comprehend that we need to be a lot stronger and wiser. Realization hits us all the time. And this is what happened to Anjelica Jane Yap or famously known as "Pastillas Girl"as she created her own collection of "hugot lines" based from her experiences in love.

Here are list of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense and  really captured the attention of the heart-breaker and heartbroken netizens.

"Hindi lahat ng mga lalake manloloko..

Babae at Lalake pareho lang..

Wala sa kasarian ang pangloloko

Nasa ugali lang yan."

"Ang ugali ng Tao ay parang Libro

Marami ang nakakabasa,

Pero konti lang ang nakakaintindi."

"Wala akong pakialam kung

Hindi ka gwapo, Hindi ka mayaman at Hindi matalino

Ang mahalaga, Hindi Tayo!"

Lola Nidora talks about Notable Love Quotes and Messages on KalyeSerye

Life is a piece of paper ripped from a page of a book. Each page contains the important most lessons we have learned as we live every day.  We are easily moved by the way things capture our attentions. We tend to relate different chapters of our lives on the things that we always hear from some sayings and quotations."Sa tamang panahon...". Seems familiar isn't it? We always add these phrases to the things we wanted to speak out and says we need to find the right time for we believe in that.

Here are some of the Love quotations and messages by the famous Lola Nidora portrayed by Wally Bayola from a segment of the noontime show of GMA7 Eat Bulaga's "Kalyeserye".

"Lahat may karapatan magmahal, Lahat may dahilan"

"Walang kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali.

Fansign lang, love na? Text-text lang, kayo na? Ano'to?"

"Mas maganda ang mga bagay na kapag Pinagtiyatagaan

at dumarating sa tamang panahon. Tandaan ninyong lahat:

Masarap umibig, masarap ang inspirasyon, huwag lang minamadali

lahat bagay nasa tamang panahon."

"Pwede ka maging masaya sa piling ng lalaking inagaw mo lamang sa iba

Pero yan ay panandalian lamang! Foerever kang di patutulugin

ng iyong konsensya dahil sa pagsira mo ng iyong Pamilya."

"Lahat ng bagay pinagsusumikapan.

Walang Kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali."

Truly  there are things to remember and things to forget. As they call it the "real-talk", its the reality people! Sometimes, we need to accept the truth and value it . Lola Nidora's messages have taught us that we need not to rush things, the right time will always come. And when that "right" time comes, you'll truly never regret.

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Ryan Rems Funny Jokes that will keep you saying "Rock and Roll to the World"

This is the famous catchphrase of Ryan Rems that became viral online which later on became his distinguished punchline after he joined It's Showtime's The Funny One. Also known as Ryan Rems Sarita in real life, he became the first grand winner of the segment that is dedicated for budding comedian like him. He become popular for his straight-faced delivery of jokes, most of which are about the day to day lives of people. He is also notable for his brand of  non-sequitur humor. Aside from his unique way of delivering jokes, Sarita also has talent in singing that's why is dubbed as Rakistang Komikero or Rocker Comedian. He shared that he dreamed of becoming a television writer and tried his luck to apply for the position but ended up auditioning to the noontime show's segment which is a great blessing in disguise for him.

We can't get enough of his unconventional jokes so we are featuring some of Ryan Rems Funny Jokes that will keep you saying "Rock and Roll to the World" :

"May best friend ako Koreano. Muntikan na s’yang maging James Bond. Pero pumalya s’ya sa final audition. Sabi n’ya, “The name is Bond. Double-Oh-Cheben.” Orayt!"

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"One time pinasok ang bahay namin ng mga magnanakaw, akyat bahay! Nagkatitigan kami! Sabi nila, “Uy! Nauna ka na pala!" Orayt

Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste


Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose?
A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.


Q: Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine


Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand


Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack


Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.


Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them


Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged


Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.


Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney.


Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


Q: What is 72?
A: 69 with three people watching


Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.


Q: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum

We know what you're thinking. And you get it right. Well, the doctor is also doing it right. Do you think the Doc is lucky enough? We think so.


Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frog's finger


Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion


Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"


Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.


Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.


Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in another box


Q: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A: Because he wanted to find a tight seal


Q: What do you call an expert fisherman?
A: A Master Baiter

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Falling in Love with a Friend Who Can't Love You Back

Things changed suddenly. You’re listening to your playlist and days seem so uncomfortable. When your ears are tired, you would just want to lie on your bed and closed your eyes but sleep is so hard to get.  Pain will start to crawl over into your chest, in your stomach until it consumes your whole body. Then you will hug your pillow and realized that you can't be just like that so you'll try to do something. Things still hurt. Really hurt. You used to go to your favorite hangouts and go back home from school together. You were friends for so long. How many times he told you that you are his friend? You can't even remember and all you know is you're getting sick of being his buddy. More than a friend.  His girlfriend – that’s what you want to be. He got a girlfriend and you were asking yourself if you have the right to be jealous. When that girl broke his heart, you hated her and how much you wanted to say, “I’m just here. Let me be your girlfriend”. You don't even know how you are going to tell him that you're falling in love with him. But because you're so hopeless you had an ounce of courage to tell him but then it was not a good move.

You lose him in just one moment and it's been days since the last time you saw him. We hope you can reflect from these messages about Falling in Love with a Friend Who Can't Love You Back :

"Heart to heart talks,

Holding hands…

Learning on shoulders tight hugs

Goodbye kisses, half meant jokes

Sweet complements..

Then just Friends? Are you kidding me"?

"Be contented on what you have..

But know when to to the first move..

When you feel that you love each other

More than just a friend…"

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"Whether you choose to take the next step

Or keep the feeling inside..

Important thing is you’re happy

And you still have each other…"

Truth is going to hurt and you have nothing to do but to accept it. You've done everything for him in hope that someday he will recognize all your efforts and eventually will feel the same way. He does appreciate everything. He loves you. Yes he does but just as a friend. Could not be more than that.

"It's better to be just friends with the one I love

because in the end, no hearts will be broken,

no love is wasted, no commitment will be torn apart".

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"Love comes in our life in a very tricky way…

Sometimes, we think we’re in love not knowing

That we’re really just friends…

But sometimes we stick too much to friendship…

That we forget we’re in love…"

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"You can never be just friends with someone you used to love,

because a little part of you will always love them".

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"I know we’re just friend

But I still smile everytime

I see your name come up on my phone".

True! Sometimes you can't have both friendship and love. You should never expect that he will always feel the way you do. You have to choose between the two else things will never be the same and definitely you can't afford to see him go. Well, the truth is, he just can’t love you in return. There's no new chapter to a story that you want to start. Once you let him know, it could be the start of the end so you better think twice.

"Should I smile because we’re Friends?

Or should I cry because that's all we'll ever be"

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"You may think that we're just friends,

But you really don’t know how much you mean to me"!

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"We're close but I know I'm just a friend to you,

a friend by your side watching everything you do,

a friend who would never leave you for someone new,

a friend who won't make you feel blue.

A friend you see, who happened to fall for you."

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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.

It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.

Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines

Who would not love to hear the sweetest words especially when it comes from the one you have a crush on or from someone you really love? This collection of Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines will make you shudder and have that sudden blush on your face. Kilig is an inexplicable feeling you get whenever something romantic occurs like you saw your crush in the hallway or your boyfriend expressed how much you mean to him. Whenever you have that sudden feeling you can't help but smile and your heart's melting. It feels like realization of something you wished for.

This read is full of words you hope to hear from him and things you want to say to her in a very creative way. Fill your tummies with butterflies with these Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines :

Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

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Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko

ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,

pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..

"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,
pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Girl Banat: Bakit
Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy Banat: Para kang alak..
Girl Banat: Bakit?
Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki is about the characteristics and traits of a real man. What makes a real man? There have been so many changes on the gender classification for the past years that threatens the standards of being a man. But there are fundamental traits that define masculinity and cannot be superseded by the changes that the world turned into. These are the things that real men still hold dear. The strength, sense of responsibility, reliability, leadership and action are the key points that makes up a real man.

Any way you look into it, real men will strive to compete in all aspects of life with all the courage and they also deserve respect for that.  If it's manliness you seek then you should have these Traits of Tunay na Lalaki:

Ang Tunay na Lalaki pera lang laman ng wallet...
wala nang kasamang condom.

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Ang Tunay na Lalake hindi ka iiwan kahit anong mangyari...
Hindi yung iiwan ka kapag walang nangyari!

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Best Pogi Problems Quotes

Best Pogi Problems Quotes is a great selection of quotes about "pogi problems" or problems on being handsome that will surely make your day. Guys, do you also experience these trending #PogiProblems? Well, you're not the only one. The #PogiProblems has been one of the trending topics in social networking sites as it is all about being pogi or handsome and the problems that they encounter for being such. The problem referred here are expressed in either sarcastic or ironical way. Either way around, these are intended as jokes or puns so don't take them seriously.

If you are handsome, sweet-talker, just "feeling pogi" or hoping to be one of those "crush ng bayan" then this read is for you. Relate to this collection of Best Pogi Problems Quotes :

Nag jogging lang ako kaninang umaga. Pag tingin ko sa likod ko naging fun run na. Hays, ang hirap talaga maging pogi. #PogiProblems

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Masakit pa rin sakin na disqualified ako sa Mr. Baranggay dahil sure daw na ako ang winner. #PogiProblems

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Mga Gwapo vs Mga Panget Funny Jokes

Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes is a selection of hilarious jokes comparing the differences in character, ability or personality of handsome and people they consider "ugly".  There's so many perks of being handsome than being less attractive that's why we tend to have a different perception between these two people. We often perceive a better concept of humanity when a guy is handsome and the other is not. For example, if a handsome person smiles, he draws attention but when an "ugly" one smiles no one cares. So many jokes were already cracked about being attractive and not so good-looking and it's up to you if you would take them seriously. But one thing is important, it doesn't matter how or what you look like. As long as you have the courage and you know that you're not doing anything wrong then stand for yourself. You may not be as gorgeous as the other but at least you're a real person. Just laugh at all the puns and witticism.

This read doesn't intend to cause unfair judgement among people but rather to make you realize the different perspective of how we see each other that could somehow make you think twice or more. Laugh out loud with these amusing Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes :

Kapag Gwapo ang Tumabi, SOULMATE
Kapag Pangit, HOLDAPER

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Kapag ang ngumingiti ay guwapo, ang sabi nila eh FRIENDLY
Kapag ang ngumingiti ay pangit, ang sabi nila eh BASTOS

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?

Juan: Juan Kampupot po.

HR: Ilang taon?

Juan: Desiotso po.

HR: May trabaho?

Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.

HR: SINGLE?

Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor