Traits of Tunay na Lalaki

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki is about the characteristics and traits of a real man. What makes a real man? There have been so many changes on the gender classification for the past years that threatens the standards of being a man. But there are fundamental traits that define masculinity and cannot be superseded by the changes that the world turned into. These are the things that real men still hold dear. The strength, sense of responsibility, reliability, leadership and action are the key points that makes up a real man.

Any way you look into it, real men will strive to compete in all aspects of life with all the courage and they also deserve respect for that.  If it's manliness you seek then you should have these Traits of Tunay na Lalaki:

Ang Tunay na Lalaki pera lang laman ng wallet...
wala nang kasamang condom.

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Ang Tunay na Lalake hindi ka iiwan kahit anong mangyari...
Hindi yung iiwan ka kapag walang nangyari!

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal is another collection of banat lines or puns that you can throw to a person they call "epal" or "kulang sa pansin" (KSP)". The term is a Tagalog slang for the one who likes to always butt in or intrude in a conversation or situation and be given attention in things that don't concern them. Most of the time these kind of people are annoying and you just want to ignore them.

You may know someone epal or KSP and if you want to tell something to them that will hit through their mind then you're this piece is for you. It's time to strike back to them and you can choose from these Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal :

Boy: Lamok kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi sinisipsip mong pagmamahal ko eh

(bumawi si girl)
Girl: Kanal ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi tanga nalang ang mahuhulog sayo

(bumawi naman si boy)
Boy: Alam mo nanununtok ako ng maganda
Girl: Cge nga suntukin mo nga ako
Boy: Bakit maganda kaba?

Best Pogi Problems Quotes

Best Pogi Problems Quotes is a great selection of quotes about "pogi problems" or problems on being handsome that will surely make your day. Guys, do you also experience these trending #PogiProblems? Well, you're not the only one. The #PogiProblems has been one of the trending topics in social networking sites as it is all about being pogi or handsome and the problems that they encounter for being such. The problem referred here are expressed in either sarcastic or ironical way. Either way around, these are intended as jokes or puns so don't take them seriously.

If you are handsome, sweet-talker, just "feeling pogi" or hoping to be one of those "crush ng bayan" then this read is for you. Relate to this collection of Best Pogi Problems Quotes :

Nag jogging lang ako kaninang umaga. Pag tingin ko sa likod ko naging fun run na. Hays, ang hirap talaga maging pogi. #PogiProblems

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Masakit pa rin sakin na disqualified ako sa Mr. Baranggay dahil sure daw na ako ang winner. #PogiProblems

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!