Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

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Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pang Basted

Is there someone courting you but you don't have feelings on him? and you're thinking on how to say it? well, here's a collection of the best, funniest and latest Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pangbasted made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pambasted na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy basted, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw:
"How many times do i have to flush before you go away?"

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I'm funny. you're funny looking.
so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!

Check out this Pinoy Jokes video  that feautures Basted is Tandang

A Girl brought over his new boyfriend for the girl barkada to meet..after several hours, the guy excused himself.

Girl: so guys, how is he? feedback!
Barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
We all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP

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Boy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
Girl: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!

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Oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?

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When a Boy approached the Girl with a smile....
Boy: Hi miss...can i...
Girl: sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...

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Pambasted banat sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"You're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"

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Pambasted na banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."

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Boy Banat: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan?
Girl Banat: i don't want you to be my friend
Boy Banat: bakit naman
Girl Banat: sorry...you don't meet my standards eh

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Papa Jack Quotes and Love Messages

Papa Jack, is John Gemperle in real life and the man behind famous love advices in the True Love Confessions and Wild Confessions from the radio 90.7 Love Radio in the Philippines. You can check him in his current timeslot 9pm to 2am from Monday to Friday.  Here's some of his famous Papa Jack Quotes below. Enjoy!

Pwede kang magmahal kahit sampu ng sabay-sabay, yun nga lang, hindi pantay-pantay. Siguradong meron lamang. Kaya kung naguguluhan ka kung sino talagang mahal mo, tanungin mo ang sarili mo, sino nga ba talaga ang mas lamang sa puso mo.

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Minsan kahit alam mong makapapanakit ka, ginagawa mo parin.
Walang mang-aagaw kung walang magpapaagaw
At ang pagtanggap sa katotohanan ay hindi madali, pero kailangan mong tanggapin.

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Someone has brought you pain,
but that will give you a lesson
that you will carry for the rest of your life.

Hanggang single ka, mahalin mo lang yong sarili mo.
Sobrang sobrang mahalin mo yung sarili mo.
Gawin mo lahat ng gusto mong gawin.
Wag kang magmadali na makahanap ng bago. Enjoy mo lang yung pagkasingle mo.

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SACRIFICE is the only language of LOVE. wag kang humingi ng paliwanag kung wala kang balak MANIWALA at lalong wag kang MAGMAHAL kung wala kang balak MAGTIWALA.

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Walang lugar ang pride sa pagmamahalan.
Pero kahit minsan naman, samahan nating ng konting
kukote ang ating mga damdamin.

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Kung wala ka pa talagang napipili,
take your time kung sino ba talaga?
minsan dyan tayo napapahamak sa pagmamadali.

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DISADVANTAGE ng MAGAGANDA: Nililigawan ka lang dahil sa Maganda ka.”

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Eto para to sa mga lalake, Be man enough to say na "ayaw mo na"
Hindi yung basta basta ka na lang hindi magpaparamdam. Isa kasi sa
pinakamasakit ang umasa na meron pa, pero sa totoo lang walang wala na...

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Kung may mga taong sadyang hindi ka pinapahalagahan,
mas mabuting ipamukha mo sa kanila na hindi sila kawalan.

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Matuto kang maghintay at makuntento sa kung anong binigay sa'yo.
Mamaya sa kakamadali mo na magkaroon ng bago,
magkamali ka pa ng pagpili. Sige ka, ikaw rin.

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When you decide to fall in love, you need to accept
the reality that your life won't be normal anymore.
Ganyan ang pagmamahal pwedeng baguhin ang lahat.

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Pag nagmahal ka para kang nakasakay sa sasakyan na walang preno.
Kahit alam
mong masasaktan ka, take the ride, at least sumubok ka.

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Huwag kang magmadaling sagutin yung manliligaw mo.
Ano yan? Christmas rush!!
Kasi magpapasko na kaya kailangan mo ng boyfriend!!?

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Kung kailan wala na siya. doon mo pa lang marerealize kung gaano
kalaki ang kulang kapag wala na sya sa buhay mo.

Enjoy mo lang yung pagiging malaya na naibibigay sayo ng pag-iisa. Para kapag dumating na 'yung taong para sayo at tumibok ulit yung puso mo. Wala kang pagsisisihan. Hindi mo na rin kakailanganin o magagawang umasta na parang single kasi nagawa mo na yun lahat nung wala pa siya. Lahat ng bagay may oras at lugar. - Papa Jack Quotes

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Lenten Season Quotes and Sayings, and Pinoy Lenten Quotes and Messages Banat

For many Catholics, Lenten Season is the Holy Season people wherein doing something to reflect on individuals sins and re-commit to themselves to our Lord Jesus Christ.  If looking for the Lenten Season Quotes and Sayings, and Pinoy Lenten Season Quotes Banat? Here's a collection of Lent Quotes and Lenten Messages and other sayings or quotes especially meaningful for the season of Lent .

If you have your own favorite Lenten Quotes and Holy Week Sayings, we would love to hear it, just simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: lenten quotes, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Check out this video about Inspirational Quotes perfect for Lenten Season

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. - Romans 6:23

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Yes, I know Him as my Savior
For my sins are washed away;
And I'll never cease to praise Him For this truth through endless day. - Hallan

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"God loved us before he made us; and his love has never diminished and never shall." - Julian of Norwich

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Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

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Bible Quotes and Famous Bible Verses

Christian Quotes and Sayings

Happiness Quotes and Sayings

Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Holy Week Quotes and Sayings

Lord Jesus, You are my righteousness, I am your sin. You took on you what was mine; yet set on me what was yours.  You became what you were not, that I might become what I was not.- Martin Luther

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“Yet even now, says the Lord, repent and return to me with all your heart” -  Joel 2:13.

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It is not repentance that saves me; repentance is the sign that I realize what God has done in Christ Jesus. - Oswald Chambers

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Ah! if you only knew the peace there is in an accepted sorrow.- Jeanne de la Motte-Guyton

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The Lord can clear the darkest skies.  Can give us day for night. Make drops of sacred sorrow rise To rivers of delight. - Isaac Watts

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Sinful men and women can be changed into new creatures by the marvellous work of God in Christ Jesus, which is prior to all experience. - Oswald Chambers

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There is no justification without sanctification, no forgiveness without renewal of life, no real faith from which the fruits of new obedience do not grow.- Martin Luther

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Go and learn what the Scriptures mean when they say, `Instead of offering sacrifices to me, I want you to be merciful to others.' I didn't come to invite good people to be my followers. I came to invite sinners.- Matthew 9:13

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"Nothing, how little so ever it be, if it is suffered for God's sake, can pass without merit in the sight of God." - Thomas a Kempis

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O Lord, make me an instrument of your Peace!

Where there is hatred, let me sow love;

Where there is injury, pardon;

Where there is discord, harmony;

Where there is doubt, faith;

Where there is despair, hope;

Where there is darkness, light, and

Where there is sorrow, joy.

Oh Divine Master,

grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;

to be understood as to understand;

to be loved as to love;

for it is in giving that we receive;

it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;

and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.

-St. Francis of Assisi

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Father, look with love upon your people, the love which the Lord Jesus Christ showed us when he delivered himself to evil men and suffered the agony of the cross, for he lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. - Unknown

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Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines

Looking for the new and cheesy tagalog pick lines? bookmark this page as we features the Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines to share with.  Here's a collection of  Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines  and if you have your own favorite Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tagalog pick up. Hope you'll like it!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

Boy: Alam mo miss baka paalisin ka dito
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pumapangit ibang babae pag andito ka eh.

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Para kang alak..
bakit?
Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo(singing)

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy: Miss di ka ba napapagod?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

Boy: Can i strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: Here let me tie your shoe laces?
Girl: Why?
Boy: so you won’t fall for anyone else

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy:if i were to rearrange the alphabets,
Girl: Bakit
Boy: I would put “U” and “I” together.

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Boy:May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy:Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

If you have you own Tagalog Pick-Up Lines, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook.

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Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?

Did you ask yourself why you are having such tough time-saving money? Even you have stable job or having your own business? Hope this topic about "Bakit nga ba wala ka pa rin Ipon?" will help you to think again and make a plan in saving financially. As we can see in TV and social media sites more people are now accepting those money-saving challenges, Why not try it for you, it might work. Just imagine by starting with a P100, you can save and earn as much as P40,000 by the end of the year. Here are some common reasons why people having a hard time to save money:

•  KUNTENTO NA

Nakukuntento na lang sa maliit na sahod sa trabaho. Makakain lang 3 beses sa isang araw, puede na. Ayaw nang maghanap ng ibang pagkakakitaan. Puede naman mag sideline.

•  SILA MUNA, BAGO AKO

Inuuna ang gastos lahat sa pagtulong sa Pamilya, mga kamag-anak or mahal sa buhay minsan nga pati kapitbahay na kahit walang natitira para sa sarili.

•  SCARED LANG

Mahina ang loob. Ayaw  mag invest sa isang negosyo or business, baka daw malugi or hindi mabawi ang puhunan.

•  SWIPE PA MORE

Kaskas Adik!utang pa more! Lumaki na ang utang dahil sa pagiging maluho or waldas mo.

• ASA PA

Asa sa magulang! Umaasa sa sustento sa magulang o mga mahal sa buhay kaya hindi maka-ipon. Ek bakit ka nga naman mag iipon pa nandyan naman sila, which is yun ang mali.

•  WALA LANG

Walang plano sa buhay pagdating sa pinansyal, ni walang ipon kahit sa alkansya.

• PROMISE NG PROMISE

Yung palaging dahilan yung "Promise! Bukas mag-iipon na talaga ako!". (promise is meant to be broken)

• PASIKAT LANG

Laging Sikat! pag may bagong gadget, ayun bili dito bili duon. kapag may Seat Sale naman ayun lipad dito byahe duon. kahit ipag loan pa nya.

• WALANG PAKE

Pagdumating ang sahod, kabisado kung magkano. Pero pagnaubos na hindi na alam kung anong pinabibili o kung saan napunta.

•  MATAKAW

Basta may bagong Food store, hindi pahuhuli. Gusto tikman lang kahit magno pa yan. Sugod sa Maginhawa, Lilac, Tomas Morato at kung saan-saan restaurant.

If you have you own reason why is saving money so hard, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Yung Moment Na...Quotes

Have you ever experienced any embarrassing moments in your life? or is there a time in your life that you feel you're in right track whatever your're doing but at the end it failed? Check out this collection of latest and cute "Yung Moment Na"...Quotes.  If you have your own favorite Yung Moment Na...Quotes, we would love to hear it, just add a comment below or email it to us with a subject: yung moment. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Yung moment na umalis ka ng bahay niyo, bihis na bihis tapos narealize mo,
yung slippers na pangbahay pa rin pala suot mo.

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Yung moment na natatakot ka na baka dumating ang araw na makakalimutan ka niya.

Check out this Top 10 Love Moments video on Youtube

Yung moment na para kang NINJA kung gumalaw sa twing mahuhulog yong cellphone mo... minsan pa nga, nagkakaroon ka ng MINI HEART ATTACK.

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Yung moment na matutulog ka na, tsaka mo lang naalala na may homework ka pa pala!

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Yung moment na you find yourself having nothing better to do on your PC...
and then suddenly you fell asleep while sitting with your back erect as ever.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Yong moment na tatanungin ka ng dentista habang yong kamay niya nasa loob ng iyong bunganga.... "TEH, Pano ako makakapagsalita?"

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Yung moment na sinusulat mo pangalan ng love mo sa likod ng notebook, tapos may heart-heart pa.

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Yung moment na, Net ka ng Net tapos hindi mo napansin tinadtad ka na pala ng message nung katext mo kasi ang tagal mo magreply.

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Yung moment na sinabi syo ng crush mo na napapasaya mo sya.

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Yung Moment na, Katabi mo na si crush pero...
hindi ka makapagsalita sa sobrang saya at kilig.

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Yung Moment na..
siya ang PRINCE CHARMING mo ,
pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya..

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Yung Moment na.. masakit?
'yong tipong hindi mo siya Makalimutan,
pero siya halos hindi ka Matandaan.

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Yung moment na pinalitan mo ang Facebook status mo at ni-LIKE ng ex mo. OMG,
So awkward.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Falling in Love with a Friend Who Can't Love You Back

Things changed suddenly. You’re listening to your playlist and days seem so uncomfortable. When your ears are tired, you would just want to lie on your bed and closed your eyes but sleep is so hard to get.  Pain will start to crawl over into your chest, in your stomach until it consumes your whole body. Then you will hug your pillow and realized that you can't be just like that so you'll try to do something. Things still hurt. Really hurt. You used to go to your favorite hangouts and go back home from school together. You were friends for so long. How many times he told you that you are his friend? You can't even remember and all you know is you're getting sick of being his buddy. More than a friend.  His girlfriend – that’s what you want to be. He got a girlfriend and you were asking yourself if you have the right to be jealous. When that girl broke his heart, you hated her and how much you wanted to say, “I’m just here. Let me be your girlfriend”. You don't even know how you are going to tell him that you're falling in love with him. But because you're so hopeless you had an ounce of courage to tell him but then it was not a good move.

You lose him in just one moment and it's been days since the last time you saw him. We hope you can reflect from these messages about Falling in Love with a Friend Who Can't Love You Back :

"Heart to heart talks,

Holding hands…

Learning on shoulders tight hugs

Goodbye kisses, half meant jokes

Sweet complements..

Then just Friends? Are you kidding me"?

"Be contented on what you have..

But know when to to the first move..

When you feel that you love each other

More than just a friend…"

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"Whether you choose to take the next step

Or keep the feeling inside..

Important thing is you’re happy

And you still have each other…"

Truth is going to hurt and you have nothing to do but to accept it. You've done everything for him in hope that someday he will recognize all your efforts and eventually will feel the same way. He does appreciate everything. He loves you. Yes he does but just as a friend. Could not be more than that.

"It's better to be just friends with the one I love

because in the end, no hearts will be broken,

no love is wasted, no commitment will be torn apart".

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"Love comes in our life in a very tricky way…

Sometimes, we think we’re in love not knowing

That we’re really just friends…

But sometimes we stick too much to friendship…

That we forget we’re in love…"

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"You can never be just friends with someone you used to love,

because a little part of you will always love them".

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"I know we’re just friend

But I still smile everytime

I see your name come up on my phone".

True! Sometimes you can't have both friendship and love. You should never expect that he will always feel the way you do. You have to choose between the two else things will never be the same and definitely you can't afford to see him go. Well, the truth is, he just can’t love you in return. There's no new chapter to a story that you want to start. Once you let him know, it could be the start of the end so you better think twice.

"Should I smile because we’re Friends?

Or should I cry because that's all we'll ever be"

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"You may think that we're just friends,

But you really don’t know how much you mean to me"!

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"We're close but I know I'm just a friend to you,

a friend by your side watching everything you do,

a friend who would never leave you for someone new,

a friend who won't make you feel blue.

A friend you see, who happened to fall for you."

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Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar

Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar made just for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Wrong Grammar, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sablay grammar, and will posted up for you. By the way, this for entertainment only, hope you'll like it!

“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
"Can you repeat it once again?"
"Mukhang haggard-looking."
"Do you have more brighter ideas?"
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“The more the manyer.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….

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“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait"
"What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?"
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“What are friends are for?”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
"You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"
"Out of fit ako these days eh…"
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“First and for all.”
"Come, lets join us!"
"Bring down the house down!"
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
"I’m the world champion of the World"
"Beneath the Belt"
"Rule of Hand…"
"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top"

Trivia:
Did you know that Most Filipinos understand, write and speak English, Tagalog and their respective languages. English language is one of the two official languages of the Republic of the Philippines.

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Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat

Here's a collection of Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat. Also includes sweet pamaskong banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Christmas Banat at Paskong Pamatay na Banat, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pasko banat. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Lapit na pala Christmas..
Pwede bang makahingi ng picture mo?
Para mabigay ko na kay Santa Claus
yung wish ko at maibigay ka na niya!

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"Bakit ako malulungkot kung single ako't
malamig ang Pasko ko...
kung marami namang taken na gusto ako..."

Boy Banat: Parol ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bkit?
Boy Banat: Kase all these years ikaw pa rin ang nakasabit sa puso ko..

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Boy Banat: anong gagawin mo this christmas?
Girl Banat: wala naman.. party lng.. ikaw?
Boy Banat: ganun pa rin..
..mamahalin ka.
yihee! sobrang cheezy talaga!

Boy Banat: Candy cane ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit naman?
Boy Banat: kasi pag nakikita kita, i always want to lick you. XD

Anong height mo?
magpapagawa sana ako ng medyas
na kasing laki mo para malaman ni santa
na ikaw ang gusto kung regalo ngayong pasko.

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Boy Banat: Miss, nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Girl Banat: bakit nmn?
Boy Banat: pag ngumiti ka kasi, may spark..
Have a cheeezzzy new year!

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Girl Banat: Anong gusto mong gift this christmas?
Boy Banat: relo.
Girl Banat: may relo ka pa naman ah..
Boy Banat: eh kasi sinira m relo ko eh..
Girl Banat: ha? pano ka sinira?
Boy Banat: tuwing kasama kasi kita, tumitigil ang oras ko. :)

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Boy Banat: alam mo ba noong bata ako naniniwala ako sa pagsasabit ng medyastuwing pasko.
Girl Banat: talaga??? bkt naman?
Boy Banat: oo naniniwala ako. kasi noon gusto ko ng laruan tapos paggising ko may laman ng laruan yung medyas ko. Tapos nung isa pa, sapatos naman, paggising ko ulit meron na, kaya lang ngayon, mukhang mahihirapan ako magsabit ng medyas...
Girl Banat: bakit naman?
Boy Banat: wala kasing medyas na kasing laki mo eh, para paggising ko sa akin ka na.

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Jinggom bels
jinggom bels
jinggom All
d way.
O daspan
electrik pan
kaldero ug
pinggan..Hey!
Maayong pasko!
Lechon
man ay
nais kong
ipadala.
At may
hamon
pang
kasama,
pero
diet
mo
ay aking
inaalala.
Kaya
text nlang..
Zero
cholesterol pa! Hehe..!
Maligayang Pasko!

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Itong kaPaskuhan,
dalangin ko kay
SAN MIGUEL
na isakay ka sa
RED HORSE
patungo sa
WHITE CASTLE

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Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway

Like Don Delillio says "It's not enough to hate your enemy. You have to understand how the two of you bring each other to deep completion."  Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Pamatay na Banat sa Kaaway , we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: kaaway. Enjoy!

Alam mo para kang Electric Fan.

kasi' ang HANGIN MO!!.

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 "Favor Naman, mawalang galang ha

dun ka na lang sa malayo sa min."

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Di' naman ako TAKURE

pero bakit parati mo akong PINAG-IINITAN?

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Teachers na talagang nagsigawan sa lobby at ganito

banat ng isang teacher:

"Magkape ka nga ng kabahan ka naman sa pinagsasabi mo!"

JOYSTICK ba ako para sa'yo?

kasi parati mo nalang akong KINOKONTROL!.

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BANAT para sa mga echuserang kaaway!:

STRAW ka ba? Kasi SiPSiP ka na nga , PLASTIK ka pa.

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sa Girls fight

Gusto ko sabihin one time when i catch someone looking at me from head to toe:

" insecure ka? natatalbugan ba kita?"

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PAA ka ba?

kasi parati ka nalang may na AAPAKAN!

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Isang eksena sa Swimming Pool

Officemate1: “I’m sure lulutang ka.”

Officemate2: “Bakit, dahil payat ako?”

Officemate1: “Hindi, dahil plastic ka.”

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"You want Cash or Plastic? ay cash na lang,

kasi PLASTIC ka na eh.

oh ito twenty pesos, keep the change."

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When your enemy is asking me a favor

which I don't want to do and that person keeps on asking... I simply say:

"Sorry, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who cares."

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Lick your forehead

and I might let you be my friend.

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LIBRO ka ba?

kasi ang KAPAL MO!!

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Boy Banat: "kapag namatay ka hindi ka tatanggapin sa impyerno"

Kaaway: "Bakit?"

Boy Banat: "Isasara ni Satanas ang gate at baka i-dethrone mo pa sya"

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Hindi naman ako WASHING MACHINE

na madali mo lang' papaIKUT-IKUTIN.

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Parinig sa mapupulitakang tao at magagasapang na ugali sa opisina

"Ang T.@.E talaga kahit anong baho at tago

ay lalangoy at lalangoy pa rin para umibabaw sa tubig

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Magulang ba kita?

Kasi lahat ng gusto mo dapat kung sundin.

If you have you own banat lines for annoying friends or enemies, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook www.fb.com/akosiboybanat.

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki is about the characteristics and traits of a real man. What makes a real man? There have been so many changes on the gender classification for the past years that threatens the standards of being a man. But there are fundamental traits that define masculinity and cannot be superseded by the changes that the world turned into. These are the things that real men still hold dear. The strength, sense of responsibility, reliability, leadership and action are the key points that makes up a real man.

Any way you look into it, real men will strive to compete in all aspects of life with all the courage and they also deserve respect for that.  If it's manliness you seek then you should have these Traits of Tunay na Lalaki:

Ang Tunay na Lalaki pera lang laman ng wallet...
wala nang kasamang condom.

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Ang Tunay na Lalake hindi ka iiwan kahit anong mangyari...
Hindi yung iiwan ka kapag walang nangyari!

Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim

Here's a collection of Pamatay na Banat ni Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim.  This just for entertainment only and not intended to make fun on other.  If your have your own  Banat sa Feeling Diosa and Pamatay na Banat sa Nagmamaasim, we would love to hear it or just email it to us with a subject: nagmamaasim. Enjoy!

BOY: Mahirap talaga maging gwapo.
GIRL: Oo nga eh. Buti na lang hindi mo naranasan.
baliktad naman:
Girl: Hay nako! Ang hirap talaga maging “maganda”!
Boy: Oo nga eh, buti di mo naranasan…..

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Kapitbahay
Inis ako sa isang kapitbahay namin na feeling beauty, sa inis ko... direcho kong sinabi sa kanya
"Alam mo! Mas maganda ka kung wala kang ulo."
Basag!!

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Wag kang mag maganda, kung muka ka namang paa!

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Pedro: Kilala mo ba kung sino ako? ha?
Juan: Bakit may amnesia ka?

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Feeling ng mga Bekimon
Beki 1: OMG! bakit ganyan ang itsura mo?
Beki 2: Bakit? Feeling mo okay ang itsura mo?

Sagutan ng mga Beking Feeling Diosa!
Beki 1: "mga ganyang itsura walang paglalagyan dito sa earth"
Beki 2: oo talaga wala kaming paglalagyan diyan sa mundo niyo kasi kaming mga DYOSA, may sariling mundo at di kami nababagay sa mundo mo LANG!
Beki 1: ah talaga? oo nga dyosa na kayo, dyosa ng mga panget!

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Girl 1: Hey, look at my pics. Ang cute ko dito, tingnan mo.
Girl Banat: Ay, oo nga.. ang ganda ng background!

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Akala mo kung sino kang Gwapo! paFOOTSCRUB ka nga muna ng kapal ng mukha mo !!

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Para sa mga babaeng feeling pretty at namamaganda na mukha namang katulong na nagattempt magsuplada.

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Girl Banat: Sang tribo ka ba nanggaling? Panget ka na nga pangit pa ugali mo, pwedeng makausap manager nyo?"   Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad...kahit sino tawagin mo!

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Sabi ko sa friend kong feeling... (na as usual, nag fi-feeling diosa nung araw na yon.."Ang ganda mo ngayon..."  then i went on, " "Ngayon lang ah, Ok PANGIT ka na ulit.

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Minsan din sa jeep may 2 girls na tiningnan ako mula ulo hanggang paa with matching taas kilay. Eh kala mo naman magaganda rin sila.
Sa inis ko tinanong ko yung isang girl ng: "Excuse me miss, ano bang pakiramdam maging pangit?"

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Kung mganda ka na....ano na hitsura ng panget!!!!

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Yung classmate kong girl nuong college na nag-fe-feeling maganda!
Girl Banat : ang ganda mo naman.. parang me kamukha kang artista eh.. yung rider ang apelyido
Classmate : oh talaga si Winona Ryder?
Girl Banat : Hindeh! si Mask Rider Black!

Kontrabida classmate na feeling na sya ang pinakagwapong lalake sa balat ng lupa

Boy Banat: lam mo kung ako makakatuluyan mo....magpapasalamat parents mo kase gaganda ang lahi nila.

Girl Banat:lam mo kung ikaw lang din....wag na idodonate ko na lang ang matres ko sa beki and dont be so concieted kse kahit na magstriptease ka sa harap ko di ako maaarouse.....A*hole.

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Girl 1: Punta ka sa nanay mo, mama's boy ka naman e

Girl 2: Naman! kasi lumaki parang walang nanay kaya asal kalye na, mukhang asong kalye pa.

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English Banat naman

To someone who's arrogant/conceited:

here's another one:

How do you fit in your car with such a big head?"

If you have you own Boy Banat sa mga Feeling Diosa at Nagmamaasim, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).