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Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes for Valentine

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Valentines is right around the corner! With that said, Valentines is that one special day of the year were everyone has the right to be totally and freely express their love for one another. It’s the day dedicated to express your love to the people that surround you and make them feel extra loved and cared for. One of the many ways of expressing your love is through reading some Valentine’s Day Quotes to incorporate some knowledge on what love is for others. And if you’re looking for some guidance when you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card to your special someone, these Valentine’s Day Quotes will surely help you express all the love you feel that you may have trouble expressing through words. The beauty of quotes is that it can reciprocate the exact words that you’ve might not even be aware of. Thus, this is a perfect way to make use of romantic quotes to express to your beloved this Valentine’s Day


And of course, Valentine’s doesn’t stop there. Why stop with a Valentine’s Day card when you can do something extravaganza this special holiday? You can either prepare a Valentine’s Day dinner which is a perfect pair for some luxurious Valentine’s Day desserts, and hey, it’s even widely believed that there’s no quicker way to the heart than with sweets.  Whatever you plan to do this Valentine’s Day, keep in mind that the spirit of the holiday is all about love. Make the people close to your heart feel just how special they mean to you. Here’s the list of Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines you might need to share with your special someone:




  • “Sabi ko sayo kailangan ko siya. Sabi ko sayo mahal ko siya. Sinabi ko rin na siya lang ang makakapagpasaya sa akin. Pero nasabi ko na ba, na ang SIYA at IKAW ay iisa?”
  • “Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilanpara ipaglaban ka.”
  • “Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.”
  • “Kung feeling mo may kulang sayo, magisip ka nga ulit! Baka AKO na pala ang hinahanap mo.”


  • “Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka. Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo: Pakaingatan mo siya.”
  • “Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan, hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan.”
  • “Minsan pag pinapakita mo na mahal na mahal mo ang isang tao at hindi mo kayang mawala siya sayo, mas lalo ka lang niyang babalewalain kase iniisip niya kahit anong pananakit niya, mananatili kang nagmamahal ng totoo.“

  • “Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto, pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento.
  • “Sa tamang panahon may isang taong magpapatunay sayo kung bakit ka para sa kanya at kung bakit hindi ka para sa iba.” 
  • Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya, basta para sayo gugustuhin nya.
  • “Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan. Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha. Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo. Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao. Parang ikaw...Sa isang ngiti mo nabuo ang puso ko.”
  • “Yung feeling na may naalala kang nakakakilig na  nangyari at bigla ka na lang napangiti!”



  • “Lahat tayo naghahangad ng magagandang bagay: magandang kotse, magandang bahay, magandang sapatos, magandang damit. Pero sakin isang magandang bagay lang ang hinahangad ko. IKAW.”
  • "Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."




Do you have your own Tagalog  Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines? You can share them with us. We will be glad to have them posted here. Just post a comment it below. You can also check on our Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more quotes, banat lines and jokes.

The Best Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentines Day 2021

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Make your Valentine’s day a “An Extraordinary day”. Say your boundless love to your partner by sending this enchanting love quotes created by Boy Banat. These Valentine's Day quotes will be the excellent thing to comfort you express all the innervation you have that might not be so effortless to put down in words. 


Check out this selection of 2021 Best Tagalog Love Quotes for the Valentines Day that can get your understanding or feelings across thoroughly. This may help you to  let them know just how you feel especially for this season of love.



"Masakit magmahal pag-iisa ka lang.

masakit magmahal ng taong may mahal ng iba.

Pero alam mo, may masakit pa dun.

Yung iiwan ka sabay sabi: Sorry, akala ko mahal kita, siya pala."



Di ba sinabi ko sayo noon pa na gusto kita?
Pinaramdam ko rin sayo na kelangan kita diba?
Isang araw tinabihan pa kita at sinabing,
“alam mo, mahal kita” pero sabi mo naman…
“kaw talaga nagpapatawa ka ba?!”



"Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan,

hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan."



"Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong

laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka.

Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo:

Paka-ingatan mo siya."



"Paglayuin man tayo ng panahon, wala ka man sa tabi ko ngayon.

Alalahanin mong lagi kang nasa puso ko at ikaw ang laging laman ng isip ko."



"Ang pagmamahal ay para sa dalawang tao lang,

ewan ko ba kung bakit may mga malalanding di-marunong magbilang."



"Mag ingat sa PANG IIWAN.

Hindi lahat ng tao.

NABABALIKAN."



"Huwag ka maghanap ng taong makakaintindi sayo.

Ang hanapin mo yung taong kahit hindi ka naiintindihan..

hindi ka pa rin iniiwan."



"Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto,

pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento."



"Nagpopost ng pinaka magandang pic sa FB

at umaasang makakuha ng magmamahal sau?

Tandaan!"



"Dapat humanap ka ng taong

handang tanggapin lahat ng iyong kapintasan,

hindi lang ang iyong kagandahan."



"Sa pag-ibig, hindi mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan.

Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan.

Ang tanging magpapatatag ditoay kapatawaran

at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."



"Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan."



"Minsan sumigaw ako ng ayaw ko ng magmahal.

Pero nung nakita kita napasigaw ulit ako ng joke lang yun."



Wag kang matakot magkamali,

pwede ka namang magsisi sa huli.

"Part of Life" yan.



Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin.

Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin

na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.



If you have you own Best Tagalog Love Quotes for this Valentines Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

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Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :



Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!


Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!



Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!



Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.



Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha


Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!



If you have you own  Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

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The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.



Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!


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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!


Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.



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Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

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Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:



Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan
ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y
Kailangan at Nararapat!


Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan
para sa matuwid na daan!
Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!




Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,
Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!
Happy Independence Day!


Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw
na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!
hindi ang araw na....
"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"




Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,
Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop
kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.



If you have you own Tagalog Independence Day Quotes or Philippine Araw ng Kalayaan Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For

latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

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Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate



"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.
pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.
IKAW!"


"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.
Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa
pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,
natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"


“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…
Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”


"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.
Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.
Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."


"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.
Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...
pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"


"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka
eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"


Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.
Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA


"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?
Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,
Minahal mo na agad."


“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,
kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"



If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

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Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 



Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?
"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,
Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"


"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day
Dahil isang raw lang yun.
Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at
makakasama mo habambuhay!"


"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin
Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako
Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"


"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,
yun pala miss mo lang siya."


"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,
Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan
hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."


"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,
pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."


"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,
wag lang yung taong mahal ko,
baka matikman mo kung
ano ang KUNG FU ."
Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"


"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,
Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal


"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama
Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"



If you have you own Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Lola Nidora talks about Notable Love Quotes and Messages on KalyeSerye

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Life is a piece of paper ripped from a page of a book. Each page contains the important most lessons we have learned as we live every day.  We are easily moved by the way things capture our attentions. We tend to relate different chapters of our lives on the things that we always hear from some sayings and quotations."Sa tamang panahon...". Seems familiar isn't it? We always add these phrases to the things we wanted to speak out and says we need to find the right time for we believe in that.

Here are some of the Love quotations and messages by the famous Lola Nidora portrayed by Wally Bayola from a segment of the noontime show of GMA7 Eat Bulaga's "Kalyeserye".

"Lahat may karapatan magmahal, Lahat may dahilan"


"Walang kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali.
Fansign lang, love na? Text-text lang, kayo na? Ano'to?"


"Mas maganda ang mga bagay na kapag Pinagtiyatagaan
at dumarating sa tamang panahon. Tandaan ninyong lahat:
Masarap umibig, masarap ang inspirasyon, huwag lang minamadali
lahat bagay nasa tamang panahon."


"Pwede ka maging masaya sa piling ng lalaking inagaw mo lamang sa iba
Pero yan ay panandalian lamang! Foerever kang di patutulugin
ng iyong konsensya dahil sa pagsira mo ng iyong Pamilya."


"Lahat ng bagay pinagsusumikapan.
Walang Kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali."

Truly  there are things to remember and things to forget. As they call it the "real-talk", its the reality people! Sometimes, we need to accept the truth and value it . Lola Nidora's messages have taught us that we need not to rush things, the right time will always come. And when that "right" time comes, you'll truly never regret.




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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

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Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.
I got to know you and learned wonderful things
and ended up falling in love with you.
But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.
Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

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Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

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Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.
It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.

Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

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Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

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Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

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Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

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Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

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Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,
ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection

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Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection is a compilation of hilarious and outrageous job interviews. Well, everyone has the occasional bad job interview and there are real job-seekers who would do their best just to get hired for a position. There are ones who would even do the funniest thing to catch the recruiter's attention. Dumbest it may seem but some applicants can make it but most were rejected. 

Check out these Tagalog Funny Applicant Jokes Collection that may be good, bad, or downright ugly. But one thing is for sure -  these will gonna make you laugh and ease your busy day!

BOSS: Isa sa hinahanap namin sa appplicant ay yung responsable
JUAN: Sir, responsable po ako
BOSS: Talaga ?
JUAN: Oo, Sir. Dun sa dati kong trabaho, pag may di magandang nangyayari ay ako ang laging itinuturong responsable

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HR: Anung pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kampupot po.
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po.
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: TRICYCLE Driver po.
HR: SINGLE?
Juan: May SIDECAR ho TRICYLE Driver nga eh, Kaloka Ka!

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Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

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What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

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Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE
Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??


AMNESIA BOY
Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

ERAP Jokes Collection

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Erap Jokes Collection is a feature about the comic character and funny jokes conversation of Erap with the other people and personalities. Erap Jokes are very popular on TV, tabloid and even today in social media networks, blogs and website. Did you know that Joseph "Erap" Estrada, is a former Mayor of San Juan City, a Senator and the former President of the Philippines. He's the first one to be elected as President and Vice-President. Now, He is currently the Mayor of the City of Manila. Here's the funny and the best Erap Jokes Collection that you'll surely laugh on it. Hope your enjoy it!

CARABAO
Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
Erap: Carabao, ma’am!
Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
Erap: How about another Carabao?

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KLASMEYT
Classmate 1: What is 5 plus 4?
Erap: Eh di 9!
Classmate 2: What is 4 plus 5?
Erap: Gagaguhin mo pa ako eh binaligtad mo lang... eh di 6!



MILF
ERAP to MNLF : Sumuko na kayo!
MNLF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : s#3t! Tuloy ang giyera.


SAFE SEX
Nag-usap sina FVR at Erap sa sexual practice nila.
FVR: Naniniwala ka ba sa safe sex?
ERAP: OO naman, sinisigurado ko na wala ang mga asawa
nila kapag ginagawa ko yon.

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WRISTBAND
Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.
Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…
Erap: What the F*#! Yung wristband ko!

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SOFDRINK
Tanong: Ilan litres meron ang Coke 2000?
Erap: Apat!
Tanong: Ha?
Erap: LITRE C, LITRE O, LITRE K, LITRE E!! 'anga!

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SIGNAL LIGHT
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light
(as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin?
(as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…

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LUNCH
After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.
Erap is asked if he would like another serving.
Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

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CHIPPY
Ramos: Erap, why do you cry while eating Chippy? And why do you shed your tears on the wrapper?
Erap: Because it says here on top "Tear here"

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WALEY
Sa isang French resto kasama si Jinggoy:
Sabi ni Erap: “Anak, magpa-va-let na lang tayo.”
Jinggoy: “dad val-ey parking po.”
Nang nasa loob na ng resto:
Erap: “ayan mag-buff-et tayo anak.”
Jinggoy: “dad, it’s buff-ey.”
Matapos kumain at magbabayad na:
Erap: “naku anak, nakalimutan ko sa car ang
aking wall-ey!”

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ALLIGATORS
In a cabinet meeting ERAP (galit na galit) :
"THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF ALLEGATIONS THESE DAYS AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE "ALLIGATORS' ARE"!

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8 FEET
Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako ba niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet ka pa dyan. Tanga!

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SEAFOOD
Erap & Gloria having a conversation:
Gloria: Salamat at nagkabati na tayo sa wakas
Erap: Oo nga, dahil dyan i-treat kita sa paborito kong restaurant
Gloria: Saan?, ano b paborito mong mga pagkain?
Erap: Hulaan mo nagsisimula s letter "C"
Gloria: Calamares?
Erap: No.
Gloria: Cakes? Calamansi?
Erap: Mali lahat.
Gloria: Sirit na nga!
Erap: Edi C-Foods (Seafoods)

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AIRPLANE
Steward: Sir are you done?
Erap: No, I'm Erap
Steward: I mean are you finished sir?
Erap: No, I'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean are you through?
Erap: What do you think of me FALSE?



Erap Jokes Collection is NOT to intend to take anything serious to any individual  but these are exaggerations and not close to reality. These are collected from other websites, blogs and social media sites. So if you have your own favorite Erap Jokes out there, you can simply post it here.

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