Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes

Being married is a big responsibility. And with these responsibilities, we create stress and quarrels between husband and wife. We cannot escape the scenario where the husband and wife gets into a fight. They may sound funny sometimes because they tend to say things that they did for the sake of love. It is often that husband and wife also quarrel about the salary or who is going to pay the next bill. Check out these Pinoy Husband and Wife Jokes that will definitely make you relate if you have your husband or wife.

Mister: Nag beerhaus ako! Ang P200 binayad ko sa beer Misis: Bakit kulang ang sweldo mo ng isang libo?
Mister: Ang P800, binigay ko sa dancer kasi alang damit, awang awa ako!

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Si Mister umuwi ng lasing:
Misis: Naglasing ka nanaman!!! palagi na lang kapag lasing ka, naasar ako sa mukha mo!!!
Mister: Kung hindi naman ako umuwi ng lasing, ako naman ang maasar sa mukha mo!!!

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Home version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire:
Husband: dear puede ka ba ngayon?
Wife: di puede pagod ako!
Husband: is that final?
Wife: FINAL!!!!
Husband: ok, can i phone a friend?!?

Husband: ano ang pagkain natin?
Wife: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
Husband: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?
Wife: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

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Wife: bat gabi ka na?
Husband: sensya na, nag aya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang...
Wife: Lasing ka no?!
Husband: Hindi!
Wife: anong hindi? Wala ka naman trabaho, pano ka nagkaron ng officemates?

Mag Asawang Bagong Kasal

Misis:Labs, may maganda akong balita sayo..malapit na tayo maging tatlo sa bahay na 'to..
Mister:Talaga, Labs?Wow. Ako na yata ang pinakamasayang tao sa mundo!
Misis: Buti naman at ganiyan ang nararamdaman mo.Dito na titira ang nanay ko!

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Daddy: Mommy, ang ganda ganda ng anak natin galing ata yan sa iyo ang angkin niyang kariktan!
Mommy: Huh!, paano nangyari iyun eh hindi naman ako ganun kaganda? (kilig kilig)
Daddy: yun na nga eh, wala ng natira sa iyo, nasa anak na natin lahat!

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Mister: Honey nakukunsyensya ako,dapat ko ng ipagtapat ito sa iyo.
Misis: Honey okay sa akin,mahal naman kita.
Mister: Honey alam mo,kapag nagseseks tayo,iba ang pinapantasya kong babae.
Misis: A ganon ba!???Eh honey ikaw naman ang nasa isip ko kapag kaseks ko ang ibang lalaki!!

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Meron Mag asawa nag- aaway:
Mister: mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo!!!
Misis: wehhhh! bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag- anak.. hehehe

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Isang gabing malamig.. kalabit c Mister kay Misis.
Misis.: not tonight dear, I have an appointment with my OB bukas, dyahi pag may sperm in me.
Mister. : Kalabit uli.... eh sa dentist may appointment ka?

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Ngongo Funny Jokes

Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes is a vast collection of funny people who are speaking nasally with a touch of  funny lines. This NOT to make fun to any individual who are with physical deformity but those one who speaks in a muffled way or slang for an ignorant person. To understand more, why not check out this list of Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.
Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!
Genie: Matutupad!
Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?
Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki

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(Si Ngongo ay pumunta sa isang tindahan para bumili ng soda.)
"Mabili nga o nang Mebsi." Ang sabi niya.

"Anong sabi mo?", ang tanong ni Mang Gaston na siga ng lugar.
"Meb-si! Meb-si!", sigaw ni Ngongo.

"Aba at huwag mo 'kong sisigawan", ang galit ni Mang Gaston at sinakal niya si Ngongo. "Anong gusto mong bilihin h*y*p ka?"

"Ngok, ngok", hindi makahinga si Ngongo.
"Eh Coke lang pala, hindi mo masabi ng mahusay."

Tagalog Yaya and Maid Funny Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Yaya and Maid Funny Jokes.  If you have your own favorite Funny Yaya Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: yaya and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kuya: Yaya! Bakit namatay ang aso?
Yaya: Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.
Kuya: Nakamamatay ba yun?
Yaya: Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.
Yaya buys food at McDo.
Yaya: Value Meals please
Crew: Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?
Yaya: Puwede sa table?

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My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
Ma'am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!

(Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya: Yaya!
Yaya: Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!
Kuya: Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!
Yaya: Si Koya naman!nagsa-suggest lang!
Kid: Yaya look, boats!
Yaya: Those are not boats, They are yachts
Kid: Yaya, spell yachts?
Yaya: You're Right, They are BOATS.

Sir: Inday, si Sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko, I need cash!
Inday: Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?
SIR: Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin! Kapkeyk!

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Mom: Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!
Yaya: Ano po lulutuin ko?
Mom: It's up to you
(During dinner) Mom: Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?
Yaya: Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, kitsup and tuyo!

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Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor's office.
Doc: Bottlefed?
Woman: Brea - stfed po.
(Doctors squeezes woman's breasts repeatedly)
Doc: Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.
Woman: Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!


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The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor
Yaya: Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!

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Yaya: Huhuhu!
Ate: O, bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya: Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!
Ate: Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?
Yaya: Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.
Ate: O, bakit ka di makatulog?
Yaya: Kasi po may pinoproblema ako
Ate: Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?
Yaya: Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!

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Sir: Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?
Yaya: Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!
Sir: Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?
Yaya: Gunting, kuya! Gunting!

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(Earlier) Mom: Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!
(Later) Son: Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?
Yaya: Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!

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Ate: O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya:Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!
Ate: Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya: Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong Ligs!

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Yaya to tricycle driver: Magkano sa City Hall?
Driver: Ikaw lang?
Yaya: Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?

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Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines

Looking for the new and cheesy tagalog pick lines? bookmark this page as we features the Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines to share with.  Here's a collection of  Tagalog Pick-Up Lines and Pinoy Pickup Lines  and if you have your own favorite Tagalog Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tagalog pick up. Hope you'll like it!

Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

Boy: Alam mo miss baka paalisin ka dito
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pumapangit ibang babae pag andito ka eh.

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Para kang alak..
bakit?
Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo(singing)

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy: Miss di ka ba napapagod?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

Boy: Can i strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: Here let me tie your shoe laces?
Girl: Why?
Boy: so you won’t fall for anyone else

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy:if i were to rearrange the alphabets,
Girl: Bakit
Boy: I would put “U” and “I” together.

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Boy:May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy:Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

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Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat

Looking for funny tagalog effective way of breaking up? Nice to drop by as we give you the best and effective Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: breakup banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Break na tayo! kasi...
Hindi ka mayaman,
Hindi ka gwapo at hindi ka matalino...
(brutal! Nyahaha!)

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Girl: sawang sawa na ako sayo..you're always like that.
pagod na ako..itigil na natin ito
Boy: hindi ka na makakapaghanap ng tulad ko tandaan mo yan.
Girl: shut up! you think maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!

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Boy: I want to focus on my studies
after 2 days my girlfriend na pala ang Bugok,
classmate pa niya, focus nga!

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(Boy to his GF)
Boy: "Ayoko ko na sa 'yo"
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Type ko ang kuya mo."

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Girl: "May ipagtatapat ako sa 'yo...
(nagboses lalaki) Bro, di na tayo talo."

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You better dump me before I lop your d1ck off
and feed it to my pet piranha!

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Boy breaking up to a girl...
Boy:  "I'm Gay.."

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Break na tayo! kasi...
"May AIDS ako...XD

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Break na tayo! kasi...
aahm.. it's not you.. it's your face..XD

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Tapusin na natin to.di tayo sexually compatible
di mo masabayan ang libog ko...nyahaha!XD

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Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!

Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita

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Pinoy Inday Jokes and Banat ni Inday

Inday is the famous 'kasambahay' of all. She's funny and sometimes compulsive. Her way of speaking and how she thinks makes her a box of laughing jokes. We Filipinos always relate her to our daily lives. She's always present in a servant-master scenario that has been very prevalent in our country. Here are some Pinoy Inday Jokes and Banat ni Inday that will definitely make your day a little brighter and funnier.

Beggar

Amo: inday, may pulubi s gate,paalisinn mo nga..
Inday: Right away!
Inday to Beggar: hey you putrid-smelling beggar with the diverse ambiance of scented junk that assails everybody’s nostrils & carbon free lungs, please go away now!
Beggar: What?! Who do you think you are?!You pathetic trying hard nanny! how could you, a social climber & very low grade mammal, underestimate a high-class beggar like me? what the  hell with u!
Inday: nakakasakit kana ah! mam oh,ayaw umalis oh..hehe!

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Inday caregiver

Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
Amo: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
Inday: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you!

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Amo: Inday, ba't umiiyak ka?
Inday: Sabi po ng doktor tatanggalan daw ako ng butlig..
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na?!!

Inday: Okay lang kung right lig o lep lig lang, kaso but lig eh!

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Phone Bills

Tatay: Laki ng PLDT bills dito sa bahay. i don’t use this phone naman, i use my office phone.
Nanay: Same here. I use my work phone.
Anak: Me too, i use my company phone.
Inday: So what’s the problem? We all use the phone in our work, di ba?

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Puyat si Inday

Inday: Walang hiyang kang lalaki ka pinuyat mo ako kagabi
Dodong: Bakit ano ba ginawa ko
Inday: Nagsasalita ka ng mga pangalan ng mga babae merong Tina, Marie, Rose etc.ect.etc
Dodong: So ano ngayon, ano kinalaman ko sa pagkapuyat mo
Inday: Hinihintay ko kc banggitan mo pangalan ko eh

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Bukol

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: (nosebleed) T_T

Chop Suey

sa isang sikat na restaurant..

Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am, sir?
Amo: whole roasted chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce & veggies, like carrots, cauliflower, and baguio beans.  Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
Amo: bigyan mo raw ng chopseuy 'tong abnormal na 'to! lagyan mo marang vetsin nang mamatay na!

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Tumawag si Pacquiao

(Pacquiao’s calling)
Inday: Gunaydin! (Good morning in Turkish)
Pacquiao: Hilow! Is Mr. Montinigru ober dir? I want to jas know ip can he be here to

catch me in di ring por di fight? I can be winning. Im not to be in di lose.
Inday: ha? (nosebleed)
-na knockout sa Inglis ni Manny! Sa wakas natalo rin si Inday.

Echoserang Inday

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ngbahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills andexpertise in management with the use of standardtools, and my discipline and experience willcontribute significantly to the value of thework that you want, my creativity, productivityand work-efficiency and the high quality ofoutcomes I can offer will boost the workprogress.
Amo: (nosebleed) T_T

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Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

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Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar

Here's a extensive collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Funny Wrong Grammar and Tagalog Sablay na Grammar made just for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Wrong Grammar, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sablay grammar, and will posted up for you. By the way, this for entertainment only, hope you'll like it!

“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
"Can you repeat it once again?"
"Mukhang haggard-looking."
"Do you have more brighter ideas?"
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“The more the manyer.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….

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“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
"Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait"
"What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?"
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“What are friends are for?”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
"Nothing in this world is perfect except the word “change”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
"You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!"
"Out of fit ako these days eh…"
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“First and for all.”
"Come, lets join us!"
"Bring down the house down!"
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
"I’m the world champion of the World"
"Beneath the Belt"
"Rule of Hand…"
"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top"

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The Best Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentines Day 2021

Make your Valentine’s day a “An Extraordinary day”. Say your boundless love to your partner by sending this enchanting love quotes created by Boy Banat. These Valentine's Day quotes will be the excellent thing to comfort you express all the innervation you have that might not be so effortless to put down in words. 

Check out this selection of 2021 Best Tagalog Love Quotes for the Valentines Day that can get your understanding or feelings across thoroughly. This may help you to  let them know just how you feel especially for this season of love.

"Masakit magmahal pag-iisa ka lang.

masakit magmahal ng taong may mahal ng iba.

Pero alam mo, may masakit pa dun.

Yung iiwan ka sabay sabi: Sorry, akala ko mahal kita, siya pala."

Di ba sinabi ko sayo noon pa na gusto kita?

Pinaramdam ko rin sayo na kelangan kita diba?

Isang araw tinabihan pa kita at sinabing,

“alam mo, mahal kita” pero sabi mo naman…

“kaw talaga nagpapatawa ka ba?!”

"Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan,

hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan."

"Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong

laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka.

Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo:

Paka-ingatan mo siya."

"Paglayuin man tayo ng panahon, wala ka man sa tabi ko ngayon.

Alalahanin mong lagi kang nasa puso ko at ikaw ang laging laman ng isip ko."

"Ang pagmamahal ay para sa dalawang tao lang,

ewan ko ba kung bakit may mga malalanding di-marunong magbilang."

"Mag ingat sa PANG IIWAN.

Hindi lahat ng tao.

NABABALIKAN."

"Huwag ka maghanap ng taong makakaintindi sayo.

Ang hanapin mo yung taong kahit hindi ka naiintindihan..

hindi ka pa rin iniiwan."

"Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto,

pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento."

"Nagpopost ng pinaka magandang pic sa FB

at umaasang makakuha ng magmamahal sau?

Tandaan!"

"Dapat humanap ka ng taong

handang tanggapin lahat ng iyong kapintasan,

hindi lang ang iyong kagandahan."

"Sa pag-ibig, hindi mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan.

Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan.

Ang tanging magpapatatag ditoay kapatawaran

at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."

"Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan."

"Minsan sumigaw ako ng ayaw ko ng magmahal.

Pero nung nakita kita napasigaw ulit ako ng joke lang yun."

Wag kang matakot magkamali,

pwede ka namang magsisi sa huli.

"Part of Life" yan.

Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin.

Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin

na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.

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Donya Ina Quotes and Jokes

Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes is another compilation of amusing and striking commentaries from now a well-Received " Social Media Momster "aka Dona Mother who earned an instant popularity through Bubble Gang's newest segment you and Mother . Lady Dona played superbly by Michael Jackson is now hitting the social networking sites Facebook and Twitter Such as. Probably created this character to tell us that not all trending activities are especially good at all When you're not in the Appropriate place or time to do it right. Such are some of the disturbing selfie, duck-face, taking pictures of everything and excessive hashtags.

So here's Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes to remind us of how we Should enjoy the advantages and the disadvantages of not consider social media: 

Grades

Children,

I know you're smart. But why should you try posting all grades to wall on Facebook? Do pagpost brains contribute to the grades you on Facebook? Not yet satisfied, you have tagged classmates you, to praise you and envy you.

What kaartehan and conceit that?

Please explain. Labyu.

Dona Mother

FIRST COMMENT

Children,

I found the comment on the status of your friends, "First to comment". Sure you receive one diploma nyan?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Braces

Children,

I know you already braces. But that does not mean you're beautiful nun ha? You just Nagmukha PIRANHA.

I Naexplain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Teary EYED

Children,

I saw you on FB picture you smiling and teary eyed more and more that quote "I'm smiling. But I'm dying." What kagagahan that?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Sleepiness

Children,

Why do you still awake? Yung read the way you post: "I also visited the duration of dormancy!" What madness ie nak? Wild climber ever drowsiness during long now and you kelangan visit?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

You can check out Bubble Gang You and Mother segment 

FANSIGN

Children,

What Do Yung nanaman status updated? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Speaking earlier turned seselfie you with a paper with the name of the imaginary fans like? I just inquisitive. Celebrity you? What is it about fansign picture? Children, that you turn a blind. Did not you see? So many people would have you fansign. If you are feeling you're semi Ann Curtis. Push ahead Eh we just that! I also call that photographer photoshoot you can and practice we EDSA billboard Yung fansign you. 

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

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SEXY

Children,

Status to read, "The SEXY I really do." Not sexy son, you just skinny. What the iinambisyosa 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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ONLINE CONTEST

Children,

News I join nanaman an Online Contest. Likes Paramihan the Picture. To get candidates to run in elections. Peer busy people time you like a picture of you. Patu Do you Sendan nmana and I am more of you. "Please turn Picture palki LIKE me!" What madness that? Beautiful you nyan?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

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ABS

Children,

Many like to lalike the picture you do not see the abs you in the face? Yung true gygym did you or did phophotoshoot? What the handsome fefeeling nanaman ba?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

Congressman

Children,

Why when naglike status or picture kelangan you all appreciate you? What are you? Congressman?

Please explain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

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PLEASE "LIKE"

Children,

What you chinat Yung in my view, "Hello guys, please like my profile picture. Thanks!" What pagmamaganda again 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Pinoy Comedy Banat and Komeding Banat Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Pinoy Comedy Jokes and Komeding Banat Jokes, made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Komeding Banat Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: comedy banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kapag tumulo ang sipon sa harap ng crush mo..
ito sabihin niyo...
kita mo na? pati sipon ko nahuhulog na sayo...
gusto mo inumin ko toh para sayo?...Nyahahaha

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Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O sige po, manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Dad, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo

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Boy: miss taga saan ka:
Girl: bakit:
boy: gusto ko lang malaman kung saan ka nakatira,ibig kitang haranahin mamayang gabi...
Girl: naku hindi na uso yun....
Boy: ano na uso ngayun:
Girl: halika hatid mo ako sa sogo..

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GIRL: Hubarin mo na bra ko...
BOY: O, ayan...
GIRL: Hubarin mo na panty ko...
BOY: O, ayan, hinubad na...
GIRL: Sige, next time, 'wag mo na isusuot mga gamit ko ha!

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Umuwi ng bahay si Boy Banat…
Boy Banat: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal’s Office!
Nanay: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
Boy Banat: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.gee!

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Boy: pag mag asawa na tayo di kana maglalaba.
Girl: weh? talaga? bakit naman?
Boy: kasi araw araw na tayong nakahubad.

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Si Pedro bumili ako ng cond0m sa mini stop.
Cashier(girl): Sir, ipaplastik ko pa po ba?
Pedro: Hindi na, susuotin ko na e.

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Ayoko nang madidi-dikit sa pintuan...
sawang-sawa na akong tawaging boy next door.

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Boy: alam mo, para kang albatros deodorizer.
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: kasi binigyan mu ng halimuyak ang mala-inodoro kong buhay..

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Pedro: Nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang

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Banat ng nanay sa anak
Aanuhin mo pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang tatamaan ka na!!!

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Girl: Hatid mo ko.
Boy: Ayoko. Wala ako pera ngayon.
Girl: Ayaw mo?! Bahala ka! Wala pa naman tao sa bahay ngayon.
Boy: Aba! Tingnan mo nga naman. May naipit pa pala akong bente sa wallet.

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There are 70 ways to make me happy first is to LOVE ME!
then the rest is 69

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Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Pinoy Lolo and Lola Jokes

Here's collection of some Pinoy Lolo and Lola Jokes funniest moments and jokes from our grandparents to be collected from internet and social media. If your have your own favorite Filipino Lolo and Lola Jokes. We would love to hear it, all you need to do is add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: lolo at lola. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

ANG NAKARAAN
Lolo: Ano kaya ibalik natin ang nakaraan nung bago pa lang tayo boyfriend/girlfriend palang??
Lola: oh cge...
Lolo: sige bukas dun tayo magkita sa dati nating tagpuan ha!
Lola: oo! hintayin mo nalang ako dun.

(Naghintay si Lolo sa may tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas with tsokolate. maghapon si lolo naghintay ngunit walang dumating. kaya umuwi na lang siya. pagdating sa bahay nadatnan si lola nakahiga at tumatawa)

Lolo: bakit di mo ko sinipot?
Lola: di ako pinayagan ni Mommy!!

KAGALIT
Pari: Si lolo lang ang walang kagalit! Ilang taon na kayo lolo?
Lolo: 90 years old
Pari: Tingnan nyo si lolo. 90 na walang kagalit. Bakit wala kayong kagalit, lolo?
Lolo: Patay na ang mga lokong yun!


MEMORY
LOLO:Mahal,matatanda na tayo,pero dapat matalas parin memory natin Pwede ba kitang subukan? LOLA:Aba oo? Sige tanungin mo ako
LOLO:5+5?
LOLA:12 di ba?
LOLO:ay oo nga matalas parin memorya mo mahal Magaling ka parin ka parin sa English hanggang ngayon!


NGIPIN
Lolo : astig ngipin mo apo ah parang exam
Apo:bakit po
Lolo: one (1) seat apart
Apo: sa inyo din po lolo parang test
Lola: bakit?
Apo: fill in the blanks

TOOTHBRUSH
LOLO: Apo, ituring mo ang syota mo na parang sepilyo...
APO: Ho?!? Paano po iyon?
LOLO: Huwag mo siyang ipagamit sa iba... at palitan mo ito minsan isang buwan.


NAHULOG
Apo: lolo, nahulog piso ko!
Lolo: hayaan mo na apo, marumi na yan.
Manong: Bata, nahulog sa kanal Lolo mo
Apo: Hayaan nyo na po marumi na yan!
Hahahahaha


FAIRY TALE
LOLA: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong prinsesa. Kung ako ay iyong hahalikan ng 15 minuto babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.

(Makaraan ang 15 mins...)

LALAKE: Yan, tapos na. Bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!
LOLA: Ilang taon ka na iho?
LALAKE: 30 na ho.
LOLA: Yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?

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Graduation Quotes and Sayings, and Messages for Pinoy│Tagalog │Filipino

Looking for the best and inspirational Graduation Quotes and Sayings for Pinoy / Tagalog that erfect for adding to graduation speeches or even graduation invitations?   Check out this collection of Graduation Quotes and Graduation Messages for Pinoy / Tagalog on the web. If you have your own favorite Pinoy / Tagalog Graduation Quotes and Graduation Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: graduation and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

When you graduate don’t forget those that put up with you for all those years, because they are you true friends since they loved you enough to stick with you until the very end.

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Greatness is not in where we stand, but in what direction we are moving, We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

Education is like water. If a cow drinks it, the cow produces milk. Milk, which supports life. But if a snake drinks that same water, it will produce venom. Venom, which harms life. So which type are you?

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School is not about when you graduate, or books or other nonsense. its about the experiences you have and what you learn from them.

You know that point at your graduation ceremony where everyone throws their caps ? Isn’t it great that we all celebrate how smart we are by throwing sharp pointy objects in the air.

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I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known.

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Excellence is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction, skilful execution and the ability to see obstacles as opportunities.

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The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, Be careful how you tread it, For every step will show.

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There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you - just reach deep into yourself!

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There’s a difference between getting a degree and being educated.

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Knowledge will forever govern ignorance: and a people who mean to be their own governours, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.

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Education make a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive, easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.

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