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Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS

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Want to pissed someone but you don't want to be mean is on?, check put this collection of Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pang Basag Pick Up Lines SMS,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pangbasag pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan lang pala niya,
at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka lang pala niya.

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Ang yabang pumorma, feeling magaling,
ang lupit ng amoy parang galing libing.



Check out also this Pinoy Pick Up Lines video on Youtube


Siguro nung nagpa-ulan ng kagandahan ang langit
... Absent ka teh.

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Kung kasalanan ang pagiging maganda...
Wag kang mag-alala, wala kang kasalanan!

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Para ka pa lang Energy Drink...
Kasi mukha kang Cobra!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng BEAUTICIAN,
ang kailangan mo ay MAGICIAN.

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Ang ganda mo naman...
Anong CS ng Photoshop na ginamit mo?

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Di nakasentro ang mundo sayo,
kaya wag masyado feeling importante.

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Porket sexy, pwede na sayo?
Kailan pa naging muka yung katawan?

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"Ewww! Ano ba naman tong niluto mo, lasang t@e!"
G@g(), mas yuck ka! Nakakain kana siguro ng tae, alam mo lasa eh.XD

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Boy: hukay ka ba? gusto kong mahulog ng todo sa iyo?
Girl: hukay ka din ba?
Boy: talaga?
Girl: gusto kitang tabunan ng lupa!

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Girl: kanal ka ba?
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi tanga lang mahuhulog sa yo!

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Boy: taga maynilad ka ba? kasi gusto na kita diligan.
Girl: maynilad ka din?
Boy:(excited)
Girl: gusto kong gripuhan ang tagiliran mo!










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Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

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Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

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Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :



Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!


Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!



Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!



Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.



Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha


Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!



If you have you own  Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For more reads, tagalog jokes and latest memes just visit us on www.boybanat.com or like us Boy Banat Official Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

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Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pang Basted

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Is there someone courting you but you don't have feelings on him? and you're thinking on how to say it? well, here's a collection of the best, funniest and latest Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pangbasted made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pambasted na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy basted, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw:
"How many times do i have to flush before you go away?"

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I'm funny. you're funny looking.
so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!



Check out this Pinoy Jokes video  that feautures Basted is Tandang


A Girl brought over his new boyfriend for the girl barkada to meet..after several hours, the guy excused himself.

Girl: so guys, how is he? feedback!
Barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
We all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP

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Boy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?
Girl: SO, GALING KA RIN PALA SA ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!!!!

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Oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?

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When a Boy approached the Girl with a smile....
Boy: Hi miss...can i...
Girl: sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...

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Pambasted banat sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"You're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"

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Pambasted na banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."

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Boy Banat: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan?
Girl Banat: i don't want you to be my friend
Boy Banat: bakit naman
Girl Banat: sorry...you don't meet my standards eh










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Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

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Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

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Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.
I got to know you and learned wonderful things
and ended up falling in love with you.
But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.
Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

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Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,
ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings

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Check out our collection of inspiring, warmest, and the best Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy mothers, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Alam ko kung gaano mo kami kamahal
kaya nga isinuko mo ang lahat maging ang iyong mga sariling kagustuhan
para lang maaruga mo kaming lahat. Masaya ang buhay namin dahil sa iyo!

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Ang magaspang mong palad ay tand
 ng iyong kasipagan sa pag-aasikaso sa amin.
Ang iyong pawis at magulong buhok
ay tanda ng sakripisyo na iyong laan sa aming kabutihan.

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Espesyal na araw na ito na para sa iyo, ikaw naman ay maupo,
magpahinga sandali at ikaw ay aming aasikasuhin.
Maligayang Araw ng ating mga Inay!


Pag-aalagang walang kapantay…
Pagmamahal na walang hinihintay na kapalit…
Pang-unawang hindi masusukat…
Maraming Salamat Sayo, Mama.
Ikaw ang number one!


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Salamat sa pagpapanatili ng liwanag sa ating tahanan. Ang buhay ngating pamilya ay masaya dahil sa iyo. Ipagdiwang natin ang araw na ito!
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Hindi man magara ang iyong damit,
o hindi ka man nakapustura ng todo,
wala ka mang korona o mga alalay sa tabi mo,
ikaw pa rin ang mananatili at nag-iisang Reyna ng tahanang ito!

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Sa lahat ng sakripisyo…
Sa lahat ng pag-aaruga…
Sa lahat ng pagmahal…
Tunay na walang makapapantay sayo.
Maligayang araw ng mga Inay!

If you have you own Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).



Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

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Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.



Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.


Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim


If you have you own Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).


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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

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The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.



Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!


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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!


Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.



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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

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Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!


Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?


Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

If you have you own Visayan Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be delighted to have them featured here at www.boybanat.com. Let us inspire more readers. For more reads and updates, you can also visit and Like our Facebook Page (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

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Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 



Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?
"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,
Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"


"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day
Dahil isang raw lang yun.
Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at
makakasama mo habambuhay!"


"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin
Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako
Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"


"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,
yun pala miss mo lang siya."


"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,
Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan
hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."


"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,
pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."


"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,
wag lang yung taong mahal ko,
baka matikman mo kung
ano ang KUNG FU ."
Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"


"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,
Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal


"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama
Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"



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Lola Nidora talks about Notable Love Quotes and Messages on KalyeSerye

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Life is a piece of paper ripped from a page of a book. Each page contains the important most lessons we have learned as we live every day.  We are easily moved by the way things capture our attentions. We tend to relate different chapters of our lives on the things that we always hear from some sayings and quotations."Sa tamang panahon...". Seems familiar isn't it? We always add these phrases to the things we wanted to speak out and says we need to find the right time for we believe in that.

Here are some of the Love quotations and messages by the famous Lola Nidora portrayed by Wally Bayola from a segment of the noontime show of GMA7 Eat Bulaga's "Kalyeserye".

"Lahat may karapatan magmahal, Lahat may dahilan"


"Walang kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali.
Fansign lang, love na? Text-text lang, kayo na? Ano'to?"


"Mas maganda ang mga bagay na kapag Pinagtiyatagaan
at dumarating sa tamang panahon. Tandaan ninyong lahat:
Masarap umibig, masarap ang inspirasyon, huwag lang minamadali
lahat bagay nasa tamang panahon."


"Pwede ka maging masaya sa piling ng lalaking inagaw mo lamang sa iba
Pero yan ay panandalian lamang! Foerever kang di patutulugin
ng iyong konsensya dahil sa pagsira mo ng iyong Pamilya."


"Lahat ng bagay pinagsusumikapan.
Walang Kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali."

Truly  there are things to remember and things to forget. As they call it the "real-talk", its the reality people! Sometimes, we need to accept the truth and value it . Lola Nidora's messages have taught us that we need not to rush things, the right time will always come. And when that "right" time comes, you'll truly never regret.




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Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

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Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:



Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan
ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y
Kailangan at Nararapat!


Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan
para sa matuwid na daan!
Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!




Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,
Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!
Happy Independence Day!


Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw
na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!
hindi ang araw na....
"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"




Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,
Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop
kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.



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Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes for Valentine

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Valentines is right around the corner! With that said, Valentines is that one special day of the year were everyone has the right to be totally and freely express their love for one another. It’s the day dedicated to express your love to the people that surround you and make them feel extra loved and cared for. One of the many ways of expressing your love is through reading some Valentine’s Day Quotes to incorporate some knowledge on what love is for others. And if you’re looking for some guidance when you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card to your special someone, these Valentine’s Day Quotes will surely help you express all the love you feel that you may have trouble expressing through words. The beauty of quotes is that it can reciprocate the exact words that you’ve might not even be aware of. Thus, this is a perfect way to make use of romantic quotes to express to your beloved this Valentine’s Day


And of course, Valentine’s doesn’t stop there. Why stop with a Valentine’s Day card when you can do something extravaganza this special holiday? You can either prepare a Valentine’s Day dinner which is a perfect pair for some luxurious Valentine’s Day desserts, and hey, it’s even widely believed that there’s no quicker way to the heart than with sweets.  Whatever you plan to do this Valentine’s Day, keep in mind that the spirit of the holiday is all about love. Make the people close to your heart feel just how special they mean to you. Here’s the list of Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines you might need to share with your special someone:




  • “Sabi ko sayo kailangan ko siya. Sabi ko sayo mahal ko siya. Sinabi ko rin na siya lang ang makakapagpasaya sa akin. Pero nasabi ko na ba, na ang SIYA at IKAW ay iisa?”
  • “Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilanpara ipaglaban ka.”
  • “Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.”
  • “Kung feeling mo may kulang sayo, magisip ka nga ulit! Baka AKO na pala ang hinahanap mo.”


  • “Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka. Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo: Pakaingatan mo siya.”
  • “Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan, hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan.”
  • “Minsan pag pinapakita mo na mahal na mahal mo ang isang tao at hindi mo kayang mawala siya sayo, mas lalo ka lang niyang babalewalain kase iniisip niya kahit anong pananakit niya, mananatili kang nagmamahal ng totoo.“

  • “Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto, pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento.
  • “Sa tamang panahon may isang taong magpapatunay sayo kung bakit ka para sa kanya at kung bakit hindi ka para sa iba.” 
  • Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya, basta para sayo gugustuhin nya.
  • “Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan. Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha. Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo. Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao. Parang ikaw...Sa isang ngiti mo nabuo ang puso ko.”
  • “Yung feeling na may naalala kang nakakakilig na  nangyari at bigla ka na lang napangiti!”



  • “Lahat tayo naghahangad ng magagandang bagay: magandang kotse, magandang bahay, magandang sapatos, magandang damit. Pero sakin isang magandang bagay lang ang hinahangad ko. IKAW.”
  • "Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."




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Tagalog Friendship Quotes

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True friendship is considers the only relation that survives the pains, trials and adversity of time and remains absolute. Friendship is a feeling of comfort and emotional safety with one person. It is when you do not have to weigh your thoughts and measure words, before keeping it forth before your friend. This is collection of Tagalog Friendship Quotes that hopefully you'll enjoy!

"Di ba pag friend kayo…
Madalas mag biruan ng “i love you”..
Minsan tinatawag mo pang “loves” o “hon”
Paano mo sasabihing seryoso ka na..
Kung para sa kanya biro pa?"

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"Bilang friend mo
I have to take care of you
I should make sure no one will harm you,
because I cant always be there for you.
so friend,kahit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!"

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"Love comes in our life in a very tricky way…
Sometimes, we think we’re in love not knowing
That we’re really just friends…
But sometimes we stick too much to friendship…
That we forget we’re in love…"



"Pano kung hawak mo ang kamay ng bestfriend mo,
at kamay ng mahal mo, tapos napuwing ang mata mo,
sinong bibitawan mo? kamay ng bestfriend mo o kamay ng mahal mo"?

"Whether you choose to take the next step
Or keep the feeling inside..
Important thing is you’re happy
And you still have each other…"

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"Kung ang isang kaibigan ay may tag price,
Ikaw siguro pinakamakamahal pero mag-iipon ako
para mabili kita..."

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"Bakit masakit magmahal ng kaibigan?
Kasi kahit kasama mo sya, nakakausap, nakaka tawanan
Di parin maiiwasan na kung love na ang pinag..
Ibang pangalan na ang binabanngit nya.."

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"Simple lang aking friend
Kung sa prutas saging lang ako
di tulad ng ibang friends mo na apple,orange & grapes
pero tandaan mo s lahat ng prutas SAGING lng ang my puso"!

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"Friendship o love?
Hirap mamili noh?
Pero naisip ko..
Ang pagkakaibigan pwedeng tapusin at
Magmahalan na lang…
Pero ang tinapos na pagmamahalan..
Mahirap nang ibalik sa dating pagkakaibigan…"

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"Natatakot akong mahalin ka dahil kaibigan kita….
Kailangan kong mamili sa dalawa…
Sasaya ba ako kung pipiliin kong kaibigan lang kita
O habang buhay kong pagsisisihan dahil
Hindi ko nasabing mahal kita?"

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"Kung pwede ko lang sabihing mahal kita..
Matagal ko ng sinabi…
Magulo, nakakalito
Kasi baka pagsinabi ko yon..
Sabihin mong:
“walang ganyanan, friends tayo dib a?”

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"Kung magmamahal ako sana ikaw na lang…
Pero matimbang ang pagkakaibigan kaya pinili kong ganon na lang…
Di dahil di kita mahal…
Kundi, pinili ko kung saan tayo tatagal…"

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"Magkalayo man tayo
still i'll be a friend magalit ka man sa akin
dito pa rin ako kalimutan mo man ako
you'll stay sa puso ko
at magbago man takbo ng mundo
ikaw parin ang kaibgan ko!"

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Heart to heart talks,
Holding hands…
Learning on shoulders tight hugs
Goodbye kisses, half meant jokes
Sweet complements..
Tapos friends lang? Kalokohan!

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Be contented on what you have..
But know when to to the first move..
When you feel that you love each other
More than just a friend…

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"Its hard to keep your feeling to the one you love..
Lalo na kung friend mo sya..
But it hurts more if your friend
Loves you too but can’t express it
Kasi kala nya..
“hanggang friends lang kayo..”

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Cheating Quotes and Sayings

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Cheating is a choice, not a mistake, and If you're not happy in a relationship, Don't cheat you can just leave. Check out this latest, best and extensive collection of Cheating Quotes and Saying. If you have your own favorite Cheaters Quotes or Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheating, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Cheating is never okay.
There is no justification for it.
just Don't.

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A relationship is only meant for two,
but some bitches don't know how to count.

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If you Cheat on girl
that's willing to do anyhing for you,
You actually cheated yourself
Out of true loyalty.

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Cheating and lying aren't struggles,
they're reasons to break up.



Cheating on good person is like throwing a Diamond
and picking up a Rock.

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DON'T Cheat in a relationship.
if you are not happy then just LEAVE.

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Treat me like a Queen
and I'll Treat you like a King,
Treat me like a game
and I'll show you How It's Played

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Cheating is not an accident...
Falling off a bike is an accident..
You don't trip into a vagina.

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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it,
and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust

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At some point, you've got to just jump.
you've got to quit being scared of "maybes" and what-ifs".
Quit cheating yourself out of the best thing
that could happen to you.

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

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Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.



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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita










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