Ngongo Funny Jokes

Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes is a vast collection of funny people who are speaking nasally with a touch of  funny lines. This NOT to make fun to any individual who are with physical deformity but those one who speaks in a muffled way or slang for an ignorant person. To understand more, why not check out this list of Ngo Ngo Funny Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Ngongo humiling sa Genie.
Ngongo: Gusto ko maging pongi!
Genie: Matutupad!
Ngongo: Bakit may ngiwa at muhok ang mukha ko?
Genie: Akala ko gusto mo maging poki

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(Si Ngongo ay pumunta sa isang tindahan para bumili ng soda.)
"Mabili nga o nang Mebsi." Ang sabi niya.

"Anong sabi mo?", ang tanong ni Mang Gaston na siga ng lugar.
"Meb-si! Meb-si!", sigaw ni Ngongo.

"Aba at huwag mo 'kong sisigawan", ang galit ni Mang Gaston at sinakal niya si Ngongo. "Anong gusto mong bilihin h*y*p ka?"

"Ngok, ngok", hindi makahinga si Ngongo.
"Eh Coke lang pala, hindi mo masabi ng mahusay."

Tagalog Random Jokes and Pinoy Favorite Random Jokes

Random Jokes and Pinoy Favorite Random Jokes is a vast collection of funny, green and the best filipino jokes that really expand over the social networks and websites.  Did you know that it's common for other Filipino to laugh at or make fun of one scenario or that really catch his attention. See some funny pinoy clips here at this post. 

Enjoy our Tagalog Random Jokes that are worth to share with your friends:

Anak: " Dad, totoo po ba na may multo?"
Dad: "Anak walang multo! Kalokohan lang yun. Bakit mo naitanong?"
Anak: "Sabi po kasi ni yaya me multo!"
Dad: "Anak, wala tayong yaya!"

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Sabi ng sosyal na Ipis kay Inday:
"Don't you dare hit me with that magazine you are holding!"
Inday: "Avah, and why not you dirty land-dwelling anthropod?"
Ipis: "Because only Havaianas touches my skin. Who touches yours?"

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi is a cool collection of quotes and pick-up lines about being handsome. Being handsome means a lot to a guy especially to girls who dream of having a good-looking boyfriend. There are guys  who really got the face as if they fetched everything when God has scattered handsomeness. Well, handsome is as  handsome does. Just always remember that it is more important to treat other well than to be good-looking. Just because you are good-looking doesn't mean you're a good person. Attitude still counts.

Read more of our Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi that are worth to share with your friends:

Aanhin ko pa ang pangalan ko?
Kung tinatawag nyo kong Gwapo. Haaaay.

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Nagsearch ako sa google "Most handsome man to ever exist in this planet"

bigla gumana printer ko naprint birth certificate ko.

Nakakita ako ng lampara, may genie pala, binigyan nya ako ng isang wish...
sabi ko "papangitin nyo ko"! sabe nya, di pwede, sumpa yan.

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Nung isang beses nag Push-Up ako sa Gym,
laking gulat ko nang bigla nalang sumulpot na muka sa ilalim ko.
Sabay sabi saken "kuya anakan mo ako".

If you have your own Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. :)  More Gwapo and Pogi Banat HERE!

Tagalog Yaya and Maid Funny Jokes

Here's a extensive collection of best, funniest and latest Yaya and Maid Funny Jokes.  If you have your own favorite Funny Yaya Jokes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: yaya and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kuya: Yaya! Bakit namatay ang aso?
Yaya: Pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.
Kuya: Nakamamatay ba yun?
Yaya: Ewan ko nga po eh, pag-off ko ng washing machine patay na.
Yaya buys food at McDo.
Yaya: Value Meals please
Crew: Dito niyo na po ba kakainin?
Yaya: Puwede sa table?

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My mom was going to buy our yaya a transistor radio
Before my mom left the house, our yaya said,
Ma'am, ang kunin niyo yung Ilokano ang salita ha!

(Si Kuya pumasok sa kuwarto ni Yaya)
Kuya: Yaya!
Yaya: Koya, wag po! Wag Pooooo!
Kuya: Gaga! Uutusan lang kita!
Yaya: Si Koya naman!nagsa-suggest lang!
Kid: Yaya look, boats!
Yaya: Those are not boats, They are yachts
Kid: Yaya, spell yachts?
Yaya: You're Right, They are BOATS.

Sir: Inday, si Sir mo to, nabangga kotse ko, I need cash!
Inday: Aru, dugo-dugo gang ka no?
SIR: Gaga! Si sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago ka rin! Si sir ang tawag sa kin! Kapkeyk!

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Mom: Yaya, magluto ka na pag-alis ko ha!
Yaya: Ano po lulutuin ko?
Mom: It's up to you
(During dinner) Mom: Yaya, bakit ketsup at tuyo ang ulam?
Yaya: Diba nung tinanong ko kayo kung anong lulutuin ko,
sabi niyo, kitsup and tuyo!

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Woman carrying sick baby enters doctor's office.
Doc: Bottlefed?
Woman: Brea - stfed po.
(Doctors squeezes woman's breasts repeatedly)
Doc: Ayan ang problema, wala kang gatas, eh.
Woman: Yaya lang po ako doc! Yaya!


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The eggs that yaya bought turned out to be rotten
She stormed back to the grocery and told the vendor
Yaya: Manong, ang baho ng itlog niyo!

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Yaya: Huhuhu!
Ate: O, bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya: Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!
Ate: Eh bakit ka ba tinitighiyawat?
Yaya: Kasi po di ako makatulog sa gabi.
Ate: O, bakit ka di makatulog?
Yaya: Kasi po may pinoproblema ako
Ate: Ano naman ang pinoproblema mo?
Yaya: Kasi ate ang dami kong pimples!

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Sir: Yaya, natanggal mo yung mantsa sa barong ko?
Yaya: Opo! Tanggal na tanggal!
Sir: Good! Anong pinang-tanggal mo?
Yaya: Gunting, kuya! Gunting!

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(Earlier) Mom: Yaya, lagay mo yung pesto sa ref!
(Later) Son: Yaya, nakita mo PS2 ko?
Yaya: Nasa ref, pinalagay ng mama mo!

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Ate: O yaya, bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya:Ati, sabi kasi ng duktor, tatanggalan ako ng butlig!
Ate: Eh yun lang pala eh! Bakit ka umiiyak?
Yaya: Buti kung one lig lang, eh kung butlig, wala na kong Ligs!

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Yaya to tricycle driver: Magkano sa City Hall?
Driver: Ikaw lang?
Yaya: Ay bakit, hindi ka sasama?

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Silang Mga Batang 90s Nostalgia Trivia

Silang Mga Batang 90s is your library of nostalgia trivia that will make you reminisce how awesome being a kid of the 90s. When you are one of those whose childhood spent in the headiest of eras the your then you probably  had most awesome random moments. Those little crazy things are worth to be remembered. Things that kids of today may not have the chance to experience because the world is in constant evolution. You can't help but smile when you think of the days how you struggle to get and grow your very first Tamagotchi. You went a little rockstar as you sung the 90s hits.

Those were just some of the things that you did during the 90s. Let's jog your memory with these Silang Mga Batang 90s Nostalgia Trivia:

May comics pa ang bazooka. Kahit di mo maintindihan yung Fortune Cookie

sa huli ay collection mo pa rin yun.

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Meron ka ng isa sa mga ito: Family Computer, Nintendo, Sega, roller blades, brick game,Tamagochi, Swatch Watch w/ matching guard, Troll collection.

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Bago magsimula ang klase, nakikilaro ka muna sa 10-20, jackstone, langit lupa, ice water, taguan, dr. quack quack, tumbang preso, pepsi seven up at agawan base. Di bale nang madumi na ang uniform mo pagpasok ng classroom.

Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay

Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay is a garden of unforgettable yet funny lines and life lessons that our dearest parents may have taught us.

Parents are our first teachers. Learnings start from home and our parents for most of the times give us their "golden" rules of life. They would teach you practical idea of how you should do things with sense of humor comes along. Wherever you go you couldn't help but to reminisce how your father and mother raised you and find yourself laughing when you realize how those learnings do make sense. 

Can you still remember what are your parents' words of wisdom? Here's Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay that may have once etched in your mind especially during your childhood.

Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS:

"Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY:
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang. Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"

Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION:

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"

Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM:
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!"

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Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

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Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"

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At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE:
"Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak...tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo!"

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Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC:
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

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At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER:
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

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At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC:
"Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."

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Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY:
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

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Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

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Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng STAMINA:
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR:
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

If you have your own Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay you wish to be posted on this site, feel free to contact us.

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes is a composition of getting over quotes from a failed love relationship that will surely strike right through the bone. When you love, heartbreak always comes along. You tend to make yourself ready to feel heart aches and sorrow yet we end up in despair. But as a chapter of your love closes, another one opens. Getting over and moving on are to things that are easy to say but hard to fulfill. But for every broken relationship, not loving again is not an option. Remember to live, laugh and love again and learn to accept the fact that things change and so people do.

Relate to these Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes and hope will help patch up someone else's broken heart:

Di madaling maghintay...

di rin biro ang magmahal...

minsan kala mo "SYA NA"...

minsan kala mo ok na...

pero mamamalayan mo na lang...

dumaan lang pala sya sa buhay mo

para saktan ka!

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Ang isang minamahal pag nawala hindi dapat iyakan

dahil kawalan mo ay mas kawalan niya

pero wag kang aasa kasi...

hindi lahat ng umaalis o nang-iiwan...

ay bumabalik

Check out this Tagalog Sad Love Quotes video 

Masakit magmahal pag binigay mo lahat...

kahit alam mo walang darating na kapalit...

pero mas masakit magmahal pag pinaasa ka nya na mahal ka nya

tapos sasabihin syo na...

"SORRY, YOKO NA...

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Bakit pag may gusto tayo kelangan

iwanan natin yung iba para lang makuha yun?

pero pag andyan na,

saka mo lang malalaman na yung taong iniwan mo

ay minsan na ring iniwan ang lahat-lahat sa buhay

para lang sayo...

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Diba masakit pag iniwan ka?

diba masakit pag niloko ka?

diba masakit pag pinaasa ka?

pero diba masa masakit pag pinaniwala ka na mahal ka niya kahit na....

may mahal pala siyang iba

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Sa pag ibig kahit na masaktn ka o lumuha pa

ang mahalaga marunong kang magmahal ng tapat

at di ka takot na masaktan

dahil ang tapat magmahal

ay may katapat na tunay na pagmamahal

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Nakahanap na ako ng bago magkamukha nga kayo eh

mas malambing siya sayo at mas mabait

at di ako pinapaiyak

kaso lang may problema...

mas mahal pa rin kita!

Maraming tao na nagsabi ng "I love you" sa akin...

yung iba totoo, yung iba wala lang,

yung iba seryoso, yung iba laro lang...

pero kahit ilan pa silang mag "I love you" sa akin

gusto ko yung sayo lang...

kahit di seryoso... ayos lang..

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Ang sakit isiping mahal kita pero mahal mo siya..

mas nasasaktan ako pag nalalaman ko na malungkot ka at wala akong magawa..kundi sabihing

"kung akin ka lang di kita gaganyanin"

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Minsan di sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao,

at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa ka niya, kc bago ang lahat...

dapat alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng

MAHAL sa MAHALAGA LANG!

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Sinabi ko sa sarili ko na lilimutin na kita

pinilit ko masakit

ginawa ko mahirap

ano gagawin ko?? tumakbo? magtago?

saan? maliit lang mundo ko...

umiikot lang sayo

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The time I asked you, bakit ka masaya?

You answered kc kasama ko ang mahal ko...

Then u asked me bakit ikaw parang malungkot...

kasi kasama ng mahal mo ang taong mahal ko...

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Mahirap makipaglaban sa bagay na lam mong talo ka,

wala kang magawa kundi hayaan na lang, tumahimik,

hanggang ilayo sau ang taong pnkmamahal mo.

Dun mo maiisip...
"Sana di ko n lang siya nakilala, di sana ko nahihirapan ng ganito..."

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Naalala mo dati, diba umiyak ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na..andito naman ako..hindi kita iiwan..

ngayon umiiyak nanaman ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na"..makakalimutan mo rin ako..

If you have your own favorite Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: Tagos, and will posted up for you.

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Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

If you have your own favorite Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: Motivation, and will posted up for you.

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Kaibigan Lang Quotes and and Tagalog Friendship Sayings

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes and a friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. Here are cool and inspirational Kaibigan Lang Quotes and Tagalog Friendship Sayings to get you started.

Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, bigla kang nawala?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, nilayuan mo ako?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, ipinakilala mo sya sa akin?
Kung kelan mahal na kita, saka mo sinabing: "masarap ka palang kaibigan"

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Masakit maging kaibigan ng taong mahal mo,
Hindi mo alam kung saan ka lulugar,
Di ka dapat umasa o di kaya mainis sa kanya
Bakit? Anong karapatan mo?
KAIBIGAN KA LANG DI BA?

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Kaibigan kita, dapat ingatan mo ako.
Kaibigan kita, dapat lagi kang andyan.
Kaibigan kita, dapat, mahal mo ako...
Kaibigan kita kaya tulungan mo ako...
tulungan mo akong isiping...
Kaibigan lang kita!

Kagabi, ask ko si Lord kung may taong manhid...
Sabi niya, wala daw syang ginawang ganoon...
Tumalikod ako at napatungo, bigla nyang sinabi...
Manhid nga ba sya? o di mo lang matanggap na kaibigan ka lang nya?

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Bakit pag siya call ka, sakin text lang?
Bakit with him laugh ka, sakin smile lang?
Bakit sa kanya puro 'take care', sakin puro 'hi' lang?
Bakit siya love mo, tayo friends lang?

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Sabi nila wala kang kwenta!
Sabi ko meron dahil buong buhay ko, umiikot lag sayo...
Sabi nila, di mo ko ipinagtatanggol...
Sabi ko, nagawa mo na nung sinabi mo dati;"wag nyo saktan friend ko!
Sabi nila, "o kita mo na, friend ka lang!

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Alam mo mahal kita..gulat ka no! matagal na yun manhid ka lang kasi..
ay, di pala! abala ka lang sa kanya..
ok lang, i understand friend mo ko e!
FRIEND mo LANG AKO!

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Bakit ba ang bait mo sa kin? pag malungkot ako,nagpapatawa ka.
Pag may problema ko,lagi kang handang makinig.
Pag di ko na kaya,sinasalo mo ko.
Andyan ka lagi sa tabi ko..nahulog tuloy ako sa yo.
Kaya naglakas loob na ko,tinanong kita kung mahal mo rin ako.
ngumiti ka at sinabing
"syempre mahal kita..magkaibigan tayo,di ba?

What's the worst question someone could ever ask you?

;"akala ko ba may thing kayo?"

then you'd look down and say..

"akala ko rin eh...friend lang daw nya ako"

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Kahit anong gawin mo,

kung kaibigan lang turing niya sa iyo,

wag ka na umasa, wag ka na umepal.

Dahil kung aasa ka, ikaw lang naman masasaktan eh.

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Simple lang naman ang kailangan mong gawin kung ayaw mong masaktan.

Iwasan ang magmahal ng taong alam mong ang turing sayo

ay Kaibigan lang.

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Gusto ko ipagtapat nararamdaman ko.. Sabi mo, "sige ok lang yun!"

natakot ako baka mailang sya.. Sabi mo, "hindi yun! Malay mo, mahal ka rin nya!"

o cge na nga, sabihin ko na... "mahal kita.."

sabi mo, "hoy wag ka ganiyan!

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Hindi sapat na mahal mo siya.

Hindi sapat na kailangan mo siya.

Dahil isa ka lang kaibigan para sa kanya.

If you have your own favorite Kaibigan Lang Quotes and and Tagalog Friendship Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email to us with a subject: kaibigan lang and will posted up for you.

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Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings is another compilation of love quotations about frustrations. When you love, you tend to do everything for the one you gave you heart to. That person becomes your life and you started to build a world of your own. But when the world you cherished the most collapses, you begin to get frustrated. They say that love shifts and changes. Sometime it can leave you heartbroken and in one way or another the unrequited love can make you feel that you don't want to love anymore.

Have you ever been frustrated for the one you love can't love you in return? Let this Tagalog Frustrated Love Quotes and Sayings collection help you vent out what you really feel :

Maraming tao na nagsabi ng "I Love You" sa akin..
yung iba totoo, yung iba wala lang, yung iba seryoso, yung iba laro lang..
pero kahit ilan pa silang mag "I Love You" sa akin gusto ko yung sayo lang..
kahit di seryoso.. ayos lang..

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This night, I wish you might take a look at the stars above you
one of them shall slowly fade and still you might never know
Sa milyong bituing nakikita mo,
ano nga naman sayo kung mawala ako?

Ang hangin kahit san pwede pumunta
pwede madama at pwede mo makasama
Samantala ako nandito mag-isa habang iniisip ka
Sana hangin na lang ako
Para sa mga oras na 'to magkasama tayo

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Sabi nila, masakit pag di ka nakikita ng taong mahal mo
kasi may iba siyang tintingnan
pro di ba mas masakit kung wala na syaang tinitingnan
di ka pa rin nya makita

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Bakit ako umaasa sayo?
bakit ako umaasang gusto mo rin ako?
bakit ikaw laman ng isip ko?
hindi ito tama....
dahil akala ko ikaw ang napapaibig ko
yun pala ako na ang umiibig sayo

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Simple lang ang pangarap ko sa buhay
ang makasama ka, alagaan ka, mahalin ka..habang minamahal mo rin ako..
simple nga...IMPOSIBLE NAMAN.

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Sinabi mo "di ko kayang wala ka"
sarap dinggin, isipin na minamahal ka...
Yung may tumuturing sa'yong importante,
ang masakit dun..
sa iba mo sinabi.. narinig ko lang.

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If someone asks u, "ano name nya?"
dont answer, just say " di ko alam" even if u do.
Coz u may become their bridge & someday you'll say
"sana di ko  na lang sya pinakilala, ako dapat mahal nya."

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Sabi nila, mahal daw kita kasi pangalan mo daw parati kong binabanggit.
Parati daw akong masaya pag andyan ka.
Sabi nila aminin ko na daw syo.
Pero sabi ko, "saka na lang, pag mahal nya na din ako..."

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Malungkot ka, nag-joke ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
May problema ka, nag-joke ulit ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
Nagalit ka, joke pa rin ako... tawa ka, tawa ako.
Sinabi kong mahal kita, akala mo joke... Tumawa ka... umiyak ako!

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Remember nang mag-wish ka sa falling star?
Sabi mo... sana may lubos na magmahal syo.
One day after, sabi mo di ka na naniniwala sa falling star.
Kung alam mo lang! Love na kita bago ka pa nag-wish.

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Naiinis ako sa mundo!
Ikaw na lang kasi ang laging iniisip ko!
Ikaw ang laging inaalala!
Kelan kaya mababaliktad ang mundo?
Para ako naman... ako naman ang iisipin mo!

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Mahirap magsabi ng "Sorry"
Mahirap magsabi ng "Please'
Mahirap magsabi ng "Mahal Kita"
pero di ko alam.
mas mahirap pa lang sabihin ang
"Mahalin mo naman ako....kung Pwede"

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Sabi nila aminin ko na daw na mahal kita kasi sobrang halata na daw...
sabi ko sa kanila "t*ngna! san niyo napulot yan?!"
pero sa puso ko sinabi ko&
"buti pa kayo nahalata niyo, smantalang siya hindi..

Minsan gusto kong sabhin sayo na nasaktan mo ko...
pinaiyak, pinaasa, pinagmukang tanga...
pero natatakot ako! bka kc sabhin mo
"bkit mo ko sinisisi? sinabi kbng mhalin mko?"

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Sabi mo..... iwasan kita. sabi mo rin... wag na kitang mahalin
Pero bakit kelangan ko pang pahirapan ang sarili ko?
Mamahalin mo ba pag ginawa ko mga ito?
hindi pa rin naman, di ba?

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Minsan ang layo ng tingin mo.
Sino ba'ng hinahanap mo? yun tao bang magmamahal sayo?
yan ang hirap sayo eh! ang layo lagi ng tingin mo,
ang tagal ko na dito..
di ba pwedeng sa kin ka naman tumingin?

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Sino kaya iniisip mo? sana ako.
sino kaya mahal mo? sana ako.
sino kaya nasa puso mo? sana ako.
hay! lagi na lang bang may SANA?
hindi ba puwedeng AKO lang?

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Donya Ina Quotes and Jokes

Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes is another compilation of amusing and striking commentaries from now a well-Received " Social Media Momster "aka Dona Mother who earned an instant popularity through Bubble Gang's newest segment you and Mother . Lady Dona played superbly by Michael Jackson is now hitting the social networking sites Facebook and Twitter Such as. Probably created this character to tell us that not all trending activities are especially good at all When you're not in the Appropriate place or time to do it right. Such are some of the disturbing selfie, duck-face, taking pictures of everything and excessive hashtags.

So here's Dona Mother Quotes and Jokes to remind us of how we Should enjoy the advantages and the disadvantages of not consider social media: 

Grades

Children,

I know you're smart. But why should you try posting all grades to wall on Facebook? Do pagpost brains contribute to the grades you on Facebook? Not yet satisfied, you have tagged classmates you, to praise you and envy you.

What kaartehan and conceit that?

Please explain. Labyu.

Dona Mother

FIRST COMMENT

Children,

I found the comment on the status of your friends, "First to comment". Sure you receive one diploma nyan?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Braces

Children,

I know you already braces. But that does not mean you're beautiful nun ha? You just Nagmukha PIRANHA.

I Naexplain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Teary EYED

Children,

I saw you on FB picture you smiling and teary eyed more and more that quote "I'm smiling. But I'm dying." What kagagahan that?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

Sleepiness

Children,

Why do you still awake? Yung read the way you post: "I also visited the duration of dormancy!" What madness ie nak? Wild climber ever drowsiness during long now and you kelangan visit?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

You can check out Bubble Gang You and Mother segment 

FANSIGN

Children,

What Do Yung nanaman status updated? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Speaking earlier turned seselfie you with a paper with the name of the imaginary fans like? I just inquisitive. Celebrity you? What is it about fansign picture? Children, that you turn a blind. Did not you see? So many people would have you fansign. If you are feeling you're semi Ann Curtis. Push ahead Eh we just that! I also call that photographer photoshoot you can and practice we EDSA billboard Yung fansign you. 

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

SEXY

Children,

Status to read, "The SEXY I really do." Not sexy son, you just skinny. What the iinambisyosa 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

ONLINE CONTEST

Children,

News I join nanaman an Online Contest. Likes Paramihan the Picture. To get candidates to run in elections. Peer busy people time you like a picture of you. Patu Do you Sendan nmana and I am more of you. "Please turn Picture palki LIKE me!" What madness that? Beautiful you nyan?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

ABS

Children,

Many like to lalike the picture you do not see the abs you in the face? Yung true gygym did you or did phophotoshoot? What the handsome fefeeling nanaman ba?

Please spamming! Love You!

Dona Mother

*****

Congressman

Children,

Why when naglike status or picture kelangan you all appreciate you? What are you? Congressman?

Please explain! Labyu!

Dona Mother

*****

PLEASE "LIKE"

Children,

What you chinat Yung in my view, "Hello guys, please like my profile picture. Thanks!" What pagmamaganda again 'to?

Please explain. Labyu!

Dona Mother

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Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes

Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes is composed of Tagalog quotes and wholesome jokes from comedian/singer Jose Marie Viceral well-known as Vice Ganda.

Vice Ganda has once again proven that he is “unkabogable!” through his distinguish style of cracking jokes and the way he has coined various phrases such as "i-Dawn Zulueta mo ako" and "May nagtext".

The multifaceted performer has paved the way to a new brand of comedy that has become part of the local pop culture of the Filipinos. Laughter is, indeed, the best medicine and Vice Ganda Funny Tagalog Quotes and Jokes is a collection that will surely make you roll and laugh out loud.

(Vice papasok sa isang Pool)

Vice: Magkano Kuya?

Sekyu: yung Entrance po?

Vice: Ay hindi hindi?! Yung Exit

Diba papasok palang ako XD

Dear Crush Quotes and Messages

Dear Crush Love Quotes and Messages is a collection of cute tagalog quotes about crush that can ease the stone that had been sitting on your heart whenever you see or think of your crush. It's a little thing called crush on someone that makes you take a longer way to your classroom or even if it means going up an extra set of stairs just to see him. There are sleepless nights when you can't wait for the next day to come and have a glance with him. The person you get up every single day to see and the becomes the reason why you come to school. You even have that feeling of losing yourself inside whenever he passes by and smile at you.

Somehow, all you want is just one chance.  That's it.  One chance to tell him how much you like him. Maybe it's time to express what you really feel. Here's our collection of Dear Crush Quotes and Messages that you can share with your crush or special someone.

Dear Crush, niloloko ka lang ba nila?
Halika dito, seseryosohin kita.

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Dear Crush, sa bawat pag ngiti at pagtawa mo,
hinihiling ko na sana ang dahilan ay ako... :)

Dear Crush, lahat gagawin  ko para mapalapit lang sa'yo,
kahit na hanggang magkaibigan lang tayo, tatanggapin ko.

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Dear Crush, ako na lang landiin mo... pwede? :")

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Dear Crush, balita ko magaling ka daw magmahal?
Pa sample nga!

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Dear Crush, ngayong mahal na kita,
ano pa panama nila?

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Dear Crush, mahalin mo na lang ako, kahit kunwari lang...

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Dear crush, kung makapag-like ka sa mga FB posts ko wagas,
pwedeng ako naman i-ike mo?

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Dear Crush, sa dinami-dami ng tumatakbo sa isip ko,
ikaw lang ang nakarating sa puso ko.

Dear Crush, ayoko ko nang KATULAD mo,
gusto ko IKAW MISMO!

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Dear Crush. di na kita crush...kasi mahal na kita...

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Dear Crush, are you lampa or something?
Dadaan ka na lang sa isip ko, nahulog ka pa sa puso ko.

If you have your own favorite Dear Crush Quotes and Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or  just email to us with a subject: dear crush and will posted up for you.

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Bubble Gang-Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes

Bubble Gang-Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes are fetched from Ikaw at ang Ina which is a new segment in Bubble Gang. The show is, by far, the longest running gag show in the Philippines. In addition to their wide range of gags, including recurring skits or role playing, Bubble Gang has conceptualized Ikaw at Ang Ina probably to spoof another real life but very common situations that involves people and social media.

Ikaw at ang Ina casts Michael V who acts superbly as the Ina who depicts a logical mother constantly questions behavior of her daughters indulged in social networking activities such as selfie and taking pictures of food before eating them then upload to Instagram and the like.

While this may spells "patama" for some social media sites users, Ikaw at ang Ina Funny Jokes is perfectly mixed with a comedic tone and the delivery of the lines makes this segments even more funnier.

Here's a first installment of Ikaw at Ang Ina Funny Lines and Wise Sayings that would surely make you laugh and realize that Ina is right :

HASHTAG

Anak,

Kailangan ba na punuin mo ng hashtag bawat post mo sa Instagram? nag post ka pa kung mas marami pa ang hashtag mo kesa sa picture mo. Ano to? HASHTAGRAM?

Paki Explain! Lab You!

- Ina

STARBUCKS

Anak,

Galing ka nanaman ba ng Starbucks? Ginawa mo nanamang studio ang Starbucks? nag pictorial nanaman ba kayo ng inorder mo? ung totoo? coffee shop yan o photo studio? 

Paki Explain! Lab U!

-Ina

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GM (Group Message)

Anak,
Kailangan ba na mag GM bago matulog? Yung totoo? Artista ka ba? may mga fans ka ba na mababaliw at maiiyak kapag naka tanggap sila ng text galing sayo? Sige sa halip na magdasal ka bagi matulog eh GM ang inaaatupag mo? anong pag mamaganda nanaman yan?

Sige nga! Paki Explain! Lab You!
-Ina

ONLINE CONTEST

Anak,

Balita ko sumali ka nanaman sa isang Online Contest. Paramihan ng Likes sa Picture. Para ka ng kandidato na tumakbo sa eleksyon. Busy sa pamimilit ng mga taong magla-like ng picture mo.  Patu ba nmana ako at sendan mo pa ng pm mo. "Please Palki LIKE naman ng Picture ko!" Anong kabaliwan yan? Maganda ka na nyan?

Paki Explain! Lab You!

-Ina

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FANSIGN

Anak,

Ano nanaman ba yung status update mo? "WHO WANTS FANSIGN?". Eto pala seselfie mo kanina na may kasamang papel na may pangalan ng mga imaginary fans mo? Matanong ko lang. Artista ka ba? Ano ba ang mayroon sa fansign na yan? Anak, pumikit ka nga. Di ba wala kang nakikita?

Ganyan karami ang taong gusto magkaroon ng fansign mo. Kung feeling mo ay mala Ann Curtis ka na. Sige Eh Push lang natin yan! Tatawag na rin ako ng photographer ng makapg photoshoot ka at maipa billboard natin sa EDSA yung fansign mo.

Paki Explain! Lab You!

-Ina

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Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship

Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship is a collection of advises and tips from Bob Ong, a contemporary Filipino author who is popular for writing creative, and reflective of Filipino life. Bob Ong is just a pseudonym and his real identity remains mysterious, though. Some of his famous works are ABNKKBSNPLAko?!, Bakit Baligtad Magbasa ng Libro ang mga Pilipino? and Stainless Longganisa.

Bob Ong is best known for his cheesy and patama quotations about love found in his books. The element of comedy and the depiction of a typical Filipino life are the factors that make avid readers to patronized Ong's books. Well, he is not just confined with cheesy lines and quotes but he indulged in giving advice and tips on how to win someone else's heart.

Here's some of Bob Ong Best Diskarte and Bob Ong Tips in Courtship that you could share with your friends for a winning move to take a girl's heart away.

Dear Mr. Bob Ong,

Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong babae na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.

Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?

In-Love na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one?

Lubos na gumagalang,

Matt

- ANG REPLY -

Dear Matt,

Hindi ka talaga sasagutin niyang nililigawan mo. Napaka-old school kasi ng mga tactics mo. Wala nang gumagawa ng ganyan. Sa panahon ngayon, lahat ng bagay, nagtaas na. Nagtaas na ang gasolina, nagtaas na ang presyo ng bigas at mga bilihin, nagtaas na ang pamasahe, at lalong nagtaas na rin ng standards ang mga babae. Hindi na uubra yang siopao at suman mo. Lalo na yung huli mong binigay, hopia at santan. Ano ba pare? Anong era ka ba pinanganak?

Pero don't worry. It's not too late. May pag-asa ka pa. Hindi pa naman siya kinakasal at di pa niya sinasagot yung crush niya na basketball player. Kahit lamang siya ng sampung paligo sa'yo, daanin mo sa utak at creativity. Dahil aminin na natin, iyon na LANG talaga ang pag-asa mo. Heto, bibigyan kita ng mga simple, tried and tested na mga regalo para di siya mapurga sa hopia at siomai. Sundin mo to, tiyak na lalaglag ang bagang niya sa'yo. Mga medyo more than your usual regalong panligaw:

1. Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box, yung sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka. Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask. Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone. Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.

Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na Omega 8. Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: "Because you're good for my heart."

2. Mangolekta ka ng isang dosenang hanger na libre mong nakukuha tuwing nagpapa-dry clean ka. Tapos, sa bawat hanger, isulat mo: "I miss hanging out with you."

3. Instead of roses, kuha ka ng tissue paper sa banyo ng school mo. Gawin mong tissue paper roses. Gawa ka ng isang dosena. Pag-abot mo, sabihin mo, "Ganito kalinis ang pag-ibig ko sa'yo."

4. Bili ka ng tetra pack ng mantikang Minola. Tapos bilugan mo yung with Omega 8; Hindi na siya magtatanong kung bakit.

5. Bigyan mo ng ice cream cone. Dapat cone lang at walang ice cream. Pag hinanap niya yung ice cream, sabihin mo: "natunaw na kakatitig sa'yo."

6. Bili ka ng sandosenang box ng crayola. Kolektahin mo lahat ng black. Lagay mo sa isang box ng crayola. Sa likod, isulat mo: "Walang kulay ang buhay kung wala ka".

7. Bigyan mo siya ng mumurahing bumbilya. Alam mo na siguro by this time kung ano ang isasagot pag tinanong niya kung bakit.

8. Itext mo siya ng "Hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, hindi tayo halaman. Bagay tayo. Bagay!"

9. Bigyan mo siya ng calling card ng MMDA. Sa likod, isulat mo, "Para pag nagkabanggaan ang puso natin."

10. Padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: "Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa'kin."

11. Sunugin ang kanyang bahay at padalhan ng hallmark card: "aanhin mo pa ang bahay mo, kung matagal ka nang nakatira sa puso ko"

12. Pagkatapos sunugin ang kanyang bahay, padalhan siya ng isang box ng posporo, Guitar brand. unahan ang kanyang galit at sabihin, "Ayan ang posporo na ginamit ko sa pagsunog ng iyong bahay, match na tayo"

13. Sa kalagitnaan ng isang malupit na bagyo, pasalubungan sya ng "salbabida", wag payong, o mainit na mami. Pag nagtanong bkt? ang isagot mo ay " Ayaw kong malunod ka sa pag mamahal ko."

14. Pag pumayag na siyang makipagdate, dalhin mo siya sa canteen at huwag bibitawan ang kamay. Pag tinanong niya kung bakit, ituro mo yun sign na "Don't leave your valuables unattended".

Handang Tumulong Lagi,

Bob Ong

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Bitchy Quotes and Bitchy Banat Lines

Bitchy means behaving like a bitch and sounding like irritable, moody and whiny. Bitches are everywhere and you must learn how to deal with them. They are people who tend to be honest or blunt yet quite annoying and irritating. They love silly and naughty talks to an extent that they back-stab a person. But "bitchy"  is just a term and anyone can act like one as long as they know their extent and their limitations of doing such especially when their intention is to screw up a person who did nothing but to break someone else's heart.

Check out for more of Bitchy Quotes and Banat Lines that you would surely love to read.

Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...What was I thinking?

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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your wife.

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How could two people as beautiful you...
have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love,
After having met you, I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
that you're not here to ruin it for me.

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As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've  given me.
Like the need for therapy.

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Thanks for being a part of my life!
I never knew what evil was before this!

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Before you go...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
You'll probably need it again.

You look great for your age...
Almost Life like!

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

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I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.

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We have been friends for a very long time...
What do you say we call it quits?

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I'm so miserable without you...
It's almost like you're here.

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"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
Did you ever find out who the father was?

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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship
and there was only one life jacket...
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.

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Family Quotes and Sayings Collection

We feature Family Quotes and Sayings Collection, another nuggets of wisdom that tend to put us back on track in remembering family values and never-ending ties with them.

You were once asked a question : Who are the most important people in your life? And the first to cross your mind – your family. You never wish for them and definitely you can't afford to lose them. Your mother, you father, your siblings, they are the ones who know you best and accept you for who you are.  They are the people whom you cherish the most and whom you share unconditional love.

A family is not just a fundamental unit of the society but a perpetual source of inspiration, encouragement, assurance, emotional nourishment and lets the light shine on you. Family means love, understanding, patience, sharing and faith. People from all walks of life need a family to teach and guide them in taking the right path.

It is indeed true that it’s easy to forget about the good times you had with them but at the end of the day as you lie down to your bed, you realize that your family is one of the most wonderful blessings ever given to you.

Share our featured compilation of Family Quotes that will surely motivate and rejuvenate you for a new beginning with a brand new outlook in place.

"Family is like branches on a tree our lives may grow in different directions but our roots will stay as one"

"The greatest memories in your life are your family’s memories. The time that you’re with them and proud to be happy because of their love."

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"Family is one of the sweetest words anyone can say because the letter of family means. Father and mother I LOVE YOU. So love your family."

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"In all reality, you just need the ones that care and love you in the end. Because they will never let you stand in a storm alone."

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"Never take anything for granted. Live life with the people who will never leave you; your family. You can pick your friends but not family, so make the best of it."

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"Family is your circle of life, it’s emotional but all together it’s that kind of love that made you who you are today, embrace and understand it with a much stronger faith."

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"Blood's thicker than water, and when one's in trouble
Best to seek out a relative's open arms."

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"Our family is a circle of strength of love with every birth and every union the circle grows.”

"Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life."

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"I may not have everything I want in life but I have all I will ever need to make my life complete, my family."

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"Having somewhere to go is home, Having someone to love is family, Having both is blessing."

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"Whatever happens to me. Wherever I go, whoever I know. Where ever I live. I will never lose my family or true friends. They will be with me for ever. They will never desert me"

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