Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.

Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”

Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..

Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)

sagot ko…

Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages is a cute selection of text love quotes and messages that will truly make you feel if love is worth keeping or if it's time to  let go. Love is a universal thing that everyone talks about it. There's so many things you wanted to tell a person and sometimes all you've got is your cellphone and  send them love quotes hoping that somehow they will catch what your heart really wanted to utter. Simple text messages can let them know how you really feel. This  feature is consists of tagalog text love quotes and messages that you can share with someone special in your life and in the end will make you realize that everything  comes down to love. Remember that life without love is meaningless so let it come to you and share it with a person who truly deserves it.

Love is not about how much you convey it but how much you prove it's true. Give in to more of our Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages:

Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.

Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal: minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka! Sabi nila magsasawa din ako. Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit? "kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo"...

Mga Gwapo vs Mga Panget Funny Jokes

Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes is a selection of hilarious jokes comparing the differences in character, ability or personality of handsome and people they consider "ugly".  There's so many perks of being handsome than being less attractive that's why we tend to have a different perception between these two people. We often perceive a better concept of humanity when a guy is handsome and the other is not. For example, if a handsome person smiles, he draws attention but when an "ugly" one smiles no one cares. So many jokes were already cracked about being attractive and not so good-looking and it's up to you if you would take them seriously. But one thing is important, it doesn't matter how or what you look like. As long as you have the courage and you know that you're not doing anything wrong then stand for yourself. You may not be as gorgeous as the other but at least you're a real person. Just laugh at all the puns and witticism.

This read doesn't intend to cause unfair judgement among people but rather to make you realize the different perspective of how we see each other that could somehow make you think twice or more. Laugh out loud with these amusing Gwapo vs Panget Funny Jokes :

Kapag Gwapo ang Tumabi, SOULMATE
Kapag Pangit, HOLDAPER

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Kapag ang ngumingiti ay guwapo, ang sabi nila eh FRIENDLY
Kapag ang ngumingiti ay pangit, ang sabi nila eh BASTOS

The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines

The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines is a compilation of famous quotes from The Legal Wife which is the most-talked about and top-rating teleserye during primetime. The Legal Wife is a 2014 Filipino melodramatic family drama television series on ABS-CBN. With its top caliber casts, fiery yet true-to-life plot, beautifully written script, and fiercely confrontation scenes that keep viewers at the edge of their seats.

The Legal Wife is a well-received teleserye that continues to reign during primetime. The series not just portrays the passion-filled love triangle of Monica Santiago-de Villa (Angel Locsin), Adrian de Villa (Jericho Rosales) and Nicole Esquivel (Maja Salvador) but also tackles the reality that can happen to anyone while showcasing the true value of family. It is about love and the sacrifices that a person will do for the sake of the family.

The Legal Wife continues to heat up the primetime TV and you might have missed some of the heartbreaking yet fierce scenes and intense lines of the top-trending primetime series. Here's our collection The Legal Wife Famous Quotes and Quotable Lines :

"Mas Masarap ang Cake ko, Adrian.
Tikman mo. Iba ang sarap diba?" ~ Nicole

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"Aamin ako, Monica, inggit na inggit ako sayo.
Kaya nangyari ang mga nangyari kasi inggit na inggit ako sayo"! ~ Nicole