Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016

Valentine's Day for some is not an occasion to celebrate as they find it boring and may only cause their pocket thinner. They would just prefer watching basketball game replays at home rather than go for a chick flick at a movie house. They would play video games than spending a day with their girlfriends on a park. For some women, they would rather go shopping with friends and make most out of the day. Well, only some people are those kind. Many are still prefer going on a date and exchanging gifts and messages.

If your not the romantic type of person then this read is for you. We have collected some Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016 to brighten up your day.

"My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day,

so I tied him up and went to the nightclub."

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines

Clash of Clans or COC seems to be enjoying the surge of interest since it was released on August 2, 2012. It is a freemium online multiplayer strategy game developed and published by Supercell, a Finland based video game company. Here you build community of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters and join other players to start an epic battle with other players worldwide. It can be considered as one of the most popular mobile games in the history as it gets millions of downloads and players both in IOS and Android users. COC receives generally positive reviews from the users and probably you have already watched their cool advertisements as well.

Here in the Philippines, COC is such a big hit as Filipinos of any age are talking about it. While we can't get over enough, we have listed some Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines that you can share with your fellow gamers out there :

"History will be written by Men who ride Hogs"

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"For love, honor and spiked armor with nipples."

These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.

Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?

Girl: Wala eh, bakit?

Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 

Girl: Bakit naman?

Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?

How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?

How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?

How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

“I” am very important!

But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.

Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?

Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!

Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl: Oo.

Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

Check out this video featuring Pambara Pickup Lines

Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.

Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl: wala bkit?

Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy: (confused)Bkit?

Girl: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?

Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..

Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..

Girl : Hello..

Boy : Kumain ka na..?

Girl : Kumain ka na..?

Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy : I Love You..

Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?

Girl: bakit?

Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh

Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please

Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?

Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!

BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Bakit?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Badtrip!
Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

Check out also this Pinoy Cheesy Quotes video by Bob Ong

Sana happy meal ka nalang
Bakit?
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
Bakit?
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
bakit?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Bakit?
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Bakit?
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Bakit?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Salamat
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Bakit?
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

You may also check out also this Pinoy Funny Jokes video

Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.

Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat

Are you pissed by someone or is there a person you dislike? Check out this new and best Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat for you to share with. By the way, pick up lines listed below are just for Fun and Entertainment only. If you have your own favorite cool Pang-Asar Pick Up Lines Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pang-asar pickup, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ondoy ba pangalan mo? Bakit?
Anlakas kasi ng dating mo eh, hinahangin mga tao.

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Miss, halatang hulog ka ng langit? Bakit?
Hindi ka kasi bagay duon eh. Yan, hinulog ka dito.

Ikaw ba si Jackie? Bakit?
Kasi tuwing nakakausap kita nabubudoy ako.

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Kahera ka ba? Bakit?
Mukha ka kasing bayaran.

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Kandila ka ba?
Pag hinipan kasi kita mamamatay ka.

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Totoo pala ang multo no? Bakit?
Simula kasi nung nakita kita naniwala nako.

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Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Bakit?
Demonyo kasi tong kausap ko.

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Bag ka ba galing sa China? Bakit?
Fake ka kasi eh.

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Mahilig ka bang magtanim ng halaman? Bakit?
Amoy lupa ka kasi eh.

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Mukha kang ice cream? Bakit?
Pisngi at noo mo kasi parang Rocky Road.

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Lasing na ba ako? Bakit?
Ang ganda mo na kasi eh.

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Nakakita ka na ba ng impakto? Hindi pa, Bakit?
Kung di pa, tingin ka sa salamin.

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Energy drink ka ba? Bakit?
Mukha ka kasing cobra eh. Wapaaaak!

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Alam mo, ikaw ang pinakaunique na nilalang sa buong mundo? Bakit?
Wala kang kasing Pangit eh.

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Galing kang Saudi no? Bakit?
Ipin mo kasi kulay ginto eh.

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Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS

Want to pissed someone but you don't want to be mean is on?, check put this collection of Pang Basag Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Pambasag Pickup Lines SMS for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pang Basag Pick Up Lines SMS,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pangbasag pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan lang pala niya,
at minsan selos ka ng selos, kaibigan ka lang pala niya.

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Ang yabang pumorma, feeling magaling,
ang lupit ng amoy parang galing libing.

Check out also this Pinoy Pick Up Lines video on Youtube

Siguro nung nagpa-ulan ng kagandahan ang langit
... Absent ka teh.

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Kung kasalanan ang pagiging maganda...
Wag kang mag-alala, wala kang kasalanan!

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Para ka pa lang Energy Drink...
Kasi mukha kang Cobra!

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Hindi mo kailangan ng BEAUTICIAN,
ang kailangan mo ay MAGICIAN.

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Ang ganda mo naman...
Anong CS ng Photoshop na ginamit mo?

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Di nakasentro ang mundo sayo,
kaya wag masyado feeling importante.

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Porket sexy, pwede na sayo?
Kailan pa naging muka yung katawan?

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"Ewww! Ano ba naman tong niluto mo, lasang t@e!"
G@g(), mas yuck ka! Nakakain kana siguro ng tae, alam mo lasa eh.XD

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Boy: hukay ka ba? gusto kong mahulog ng todo sa iyo?
Girl: hukay ka din ba?
Boy: talaga?
Girl: gusto kitang tabunan ng lupa!

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Girl: kanal ka ba?
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi tanga lang mahuhulog sa yo!

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Boy: taga maynilad ka ba? kasi gusto na kita diligan.
Girl: maynilad ka din?
Boy:(excited)
Girl: gusto kong gripuhan ang tagiliran mo!

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"Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Quotes and Banat

Have you experienced that someone greet you and give their name or did someone pertaining they knew your name but it followed by funny pick up line? Well check out this collection of funny and cute "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes for you to use and share with.  If you have your own favorite "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: ako nga pala, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ako nga pala si DEREK...
ang DEREKtang papasok sa puso mo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Diane...
Humihiling na sana ako'y laging nanDIANE sa tabi mo!

Check out also this Pamatay na Banat video on Youtube

Ako si NOVA...
NOVA-baliw sayo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bee...
Ang BEE-bitay sa'yo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bob...
Ang BOBoo ng buhay mo!

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Ikaw ba si MAEY? . . .
Kasi ikaw na ang MAEY hawak ng puso ko eh!

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Hi I'm Kat...
kaKATayin kita!

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Ikaw ba si DINNA..?
DINNA nagka-lovelife.


Ikaw ba si LOU...?
Ang LOUmalandi sa mahal ko?

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"ikaw ba si JOSHUA...?
Because I JOSHUAnna be with you!

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Hi, ako nga pala si JUAN...
JUANting you so bad!

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Tagalog Sweet Banat Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines

Looking for the best and fresh tagalog sweet banat lines for your love? Check out this collection of Tagalog Sweet Banat Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines made just for you and your special someone. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Sweet Banat Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Sweet Banat Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: sweet banat. Hope you'll like it!

Kung ako naging businessman, mumurahan ko ang benta ko sa lahat ng tao... Pero sayo lang ako magmamahal

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Paano ko ba mapapatunayang mahal kita? Tatawid ba ako sa alambre? Susungkitin mga bitwin? O aakyat sa pinakamataas na bundok? Mahirap yon...Ganito na lang...hawakan  mo na lang ang puso ko para mapatunayan kong sa'yo lang ang buhay ko...

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Boy: if ill compare you to something, ill choose, bullet proof vest.
Girl: huh? bakit naman...
Boy: your keeping me safe &; secure... somehow.
Girl: sweet, bakit meron pang somehow?
Boy: kasi they might shoot me in the head, pero hindi nila alam,
ikaw lang din ang laman niyan...

Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari....Hinding hindi niya ako IIWAN...:)

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Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan..
Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha..
Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo..
Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao..
parang Ikaw..sa isang ngiti mo, nabuo ang puso ko

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Mabuti nang maging tanga basta kasama ka...
Kesa ang dami kong alam wala ka naman."

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Darating ang araw lahat ay lilipas at magbabago ang lahat. Pero isa lang ang 
hindi pwede magbago.... ang pagmamahal na nararamdaman ko para sa'yo.

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May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
 Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

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Iwanan ka man ng taong mahal mo...
Iwanan ka man ng inaakala mong magpapasaya sa'yo..
Wag kang mag-alala....hahakbng ka palang papunta skin...
Tatakbo nko..Papalapit sa'yo...

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Ok lang kahit walang laman ang wallet ko...
 Basta nandoon ang picture mo.. Mayaman na ako

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Alam kong mas maswerte pa ako kay John Lloyd dahil nakilala kita...You know why? Kasi I had you at my best and I'll know that I'll still have you at my worst...SWEET!

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Ang hirap talaga Pag kulang
katulad ng bahay na walang ilaw
ng adobo na walang sitaw
itlog na walang dilaw.
At katulad ng AKO na walang IKAW!

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Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan.

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Pinoy Cute Pick Up Lines and Tagalog Cute Pickup Lines Banat

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Alam mo kung gatas ka ikaw ang aking Nido...
 "Because you are my no.1"

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero...
 bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

Pablood test mo kaya ako?...
 Para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko.

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Tumigil ka na nga! Baka pag hindi ko napigilan....
 Bugbugin kita! Bugbugin kita ng pagmamahal ko.

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako...
 Para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Relo ka ba?...
 Lagi kc akong napapatingin sau.

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Meralco ka ba?...
 Kasi pag magkasama tayo nararamdaman ko ang spark

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Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi...
 Dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal…

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Fireworks ka ba?...
 Ang ganda mo kasing pagmasdan.

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Alarm clock ka ba?...
 Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

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Muka na ba akong bangkay?...
 Deads na deads kasi ako sa'yo e.

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Sana unan na lang ako...
 Para pwede mong kayakap at katabi sa pagtulog.

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Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines Banat

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Boy: Gusto kitang maging amo
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dahil payag akong maging alipin ng pagmamahal mo

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Boy: Me butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy:Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

Boy: Pwede bang iturn-off na lang yung ilaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tyo na lng ang mag-ON...

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy: Sigurado ako na wala kang kakambal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
Girl: Wala eh, Bakit?
Boy: may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Exam ka ba??
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Boy: Horror Movie ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko

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Boy: I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: coz i can’t last a day without you!

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Boy: May lahi ka bang kalabaw?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi kasi ng puso ko "TAMA-RAW" ang ibigin ka.

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Boy: Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi type kita

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Boy: Manhole ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Boy: Sana regla na lang ako
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang

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Boy: Favorite Subject mo ba geometry
Girl: Talaga? Bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

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Tagalog Cheesy Pick up Lines and Pinoy Cheesy Pickup Lines Banat

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Boy: Miss, kailangan mo ba ng balde?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nag-uumapaw kasi kagandahan mo eh

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Boy: Mrs. Pwede ko po ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Boy:ahh.. Ok poh, mamaya na lng uwian…

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Boy: Gusto ko maging basurero
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para ako ang pupulot sa'yo, pag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo

Boy: KAPUSO KA BA?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pinapatanong kasi ni Mama kung kelan ka pwedeng maging KAPAMILYA

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Boy: Did you know there's only 21 letters in the alphabet?
Girl: No there's theres 26
Boy: Your right I forgot about U R A Q T (you are cute)

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Boy: Naniniwala na ako sa himala ngayon?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi nasayo na puso ko buhay pa rin ako..

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Boy: Saya naman ng araw ko!
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Dahil kasama kita..

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo? 
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Na-trap kasi ko sa loob, I can’t find my way out

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Boy: Ikaw b ang Kadiliman?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

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Boy: Miss Pulitiko ka ba?
Girl: Hindi, bakit?
Boy: Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh!

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because you’re good to my heart ..

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Boy: Hindi na ako naniniwala sa malas.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi makita lang kita swerte na ako.

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Boy: Maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan..
Girl: Bakit naman
Boy: kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

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Boy: Hey miss, ngayon ko lang napagtanto...
Girl: Na ano?
Boy: kamukha ka pala ng next girlfriend ko.

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Boy: You're like a dandruff
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you can't get out of my head.

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Boy: Pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot
Girl: Ha! bakit naman?
Boy: Wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso ko.

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Boy: Moong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I CANT MOVE ON!

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Boy: Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton?
Girl: UU naman, bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.”

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