Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes

Have you met the guy who is better than Avenger's Dr. Strange and Nostradamus? if not, well meet Albert Mangapit, a call center agent that caught through buy bust operation in Antipolo City this June 2018. During the interview of 24Oras to Mr. Mangapit, one of his notable answer was "Advanced ako mag-isip, look at Antipolo. How much is the land area of Antipolo unused, good for farming marijuana. Marijuana can produce plastics that can decay in 90 days, marijuana can cure cancer.", which has caught the attention of viewers and netizens. The clip when viral and a lot of meme pages posted his photo bearing the caption "Advanced ako mag-isip". Netizens were fast to convert his photo into something funny and now popularized as the "new" future-thinking man flooding your timelines.

As this newest memes are all over the social media world, we have compiled some of our own list of "Advance Ako Mag-Isip Funny Jokes and Memes":

"Di ko na kailangan maglinis ng bahay

Kasi madudumihan lang din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di na ako iinom ng tubig

Kasi i-iihi ko lang din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Di ko kailangan ng pera

Kasi magagastos ko lang yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Hindi na ako pumasok

Mag-uuwian din naman.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa kailangan kumain

Eh Itatae mo din naman yan.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Bakit pa ako kailangan matulog

Eh gigising din naman ako.

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"May sagot ka na agad

Bago pa ibigay ang exam!

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Mag uniform na agad bago matulog

Para pag gising ready an agad pumasok sa school

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Maligo na dalawang beses

Para bukas hindi maligo

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Wag na i-charge ang cellphone

Malolobat din nman

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

"Kunin ko na agad ang backpay ko

Bago pa ako mag start sa work

Advanced Ako Mag-isip!"

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining

Some creative minds had just coined a lot of green jokes that are always funny. Most of them are hilarious and can really make you laugh out loud. From the thermometer joke up to difference between a snowmen and snowwomen, all of those can ease your bad day. These are mostly simple one-liners that can make you think twice before you get it right and secretly, some of these jests can turn you on. Ooops! Don't worry, you’re not the only one.

So if you're bored or looking for something to make your day, then this read is for you. We have collected some of the Funniest Green Jokes That Will Keep You Imagining.

Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: By the taste


Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper!


Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes.

Q: Why will a woman never be the one to propose?
A: As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.


Q: Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine


Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?
A: Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand


Q: Why didn't the Toilet Paper cross the road?
A: It got stuck in a crack


Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.


Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
A: Her ankles.


Q: What do girls and noodles have in common?
A: They both wiggle when you eat them


Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: She gagged


Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.


Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and it's down your chimney.


Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


Q: What is 72?
A: 69 with three people watching


Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.


Q: What does in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
A: Chewing gum

We know what you're thinking. And you get it right. Well, the doctor is also doing it right. Do you think the Doc is lucky enough? We think so.


Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the frog's finger


Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion


Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?
A: "Is it in?"


Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.


Q: What's the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.


Q: Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
A: Because Ken came in another box


Q: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
A: Because he wanted to find a tight seal


Q: What do you call an expert fisherman?
A: A Master Baiter

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Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago's Best Pick Up Lines Collection and Miriam's Pick-Up Lines, Banat, Quotes and Jokes

All eyes are now on Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago, from different controversial issues, critiques from different personalities while the light part, is the rumored guesting of honorable  Sen. Miriam Santiago in the upcoming Boy Pick-Up: The Movie lead by Ogie Alcasid. So we to collect and compiled those best pick-up lines by Sen. Santiago.

Check out this Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago's Best Pick-up Lines Collection and Miriam's Banat, Quotes and Jokes collected just for you and even can share it on your facebook wall. If you have your own Sen Miriam Santiago Pick-up Lines Banat Pick-Up Lines , we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: miriam pickup. Hope you'll like it!

“Sana cardiologist ka na lang,

  para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”

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“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe,

  pero alam ko ang simula: U N I.”

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“When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’

  I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”

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“Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan.

  Kasi someone like you is hard to find.”

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“Anong height mo?

  Pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako

  kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko?”

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“Para kang test paper,

  nauubos ang oras ko sa kakatitig lang sayo.”

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“Sana mataas din ang presyo ko

  para minsan naman matawag mo rin akong mahal.”

“Ngayong break na tayo,

  daig ko pa ang traffic sa edsa. I cannot move on.”

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“Minamalat na naman ang puso ko,

  pano kasi laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.”

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“Ako na ang magbabayad sa tuition fee mo,

  basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.”

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“Grabe ang dami nang pick up lines ngayon,

  wala na nga akong maisip na iba kundi ikaw.”

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“Sana magkasama tayo sa pila,

para pag may sumigaw na next at hindi mo narinig,

tatanungin mo agad ako kung “Tayo na ba?”

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”Pangalan mo pa lang kinikilig na ako,

  pano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?”

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“Straw ka ba?

  Kasi sipsip ka na plastic ka pa.”

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“Ang pag-ibig ay parang ketchup,

  matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw.”

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“Pedicab ka ba?

  PEDICABang i-date sa Valentines Day?”

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“Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing,

  kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa puso ko.”

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“Ang love parang bayad sa dyip,

  minsan hindi nasusuklian.”

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“Empleyado ka ba? Empleyado rin ako.

  Pwede tayong magkaroon ng union.”

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“Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’

Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.”

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“Pwede bang magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.”

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Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Jokes

A collection of Pambasag na Banat and Pang Basag Banat Jokes by Boy Banat and Girl Banat. This is "basagan" banat conversation between Boy Banat and Girl Banat.  If your have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat and Pickup Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: basag. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Pag iniwan ba kita, iiyak ka?

Girl Banat: Shempre, mapipigilan ba ang.... Tears of joy?

Hahahaha Wapak! Basag!

Boy Banat : Sana problema na lang ako para lagi mo akong iniisip.

Girl Banat: Oo nga Eh ! Para lahat gagawin ko mawala ka lang.

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Boy Banat : Hello..

Girl Banat : Hello..

Boy Banat : Kumain ka na..?

Girl Banat: Kumain ka na..?

Boy Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Girl Banat : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?

Boy Banat : I Love You..

Girl Banat : Oo, kumain na ako..

Hahahah..Basag!!!

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Boy Banat: Hi cute, my titulo kaba.?

Girl Banat: wla bkit?

Boy Banat: tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.

Girl Banat: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?

Boy Banat: (confused)bkit?

Girl Banat: ANG KAPAL MO KASE.!!

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Boy Banat: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?

Girl Banat: sori. wala kaming stairs...

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Boy Banat: May I hold ur hand?

Girl Banat: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.

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Boy Banat: I would go to da end of the world for you..

Girl Banat: really? wag ka na ring bumalik

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Boy Banat: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..

G: wala ka bang nanay?

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Boy Banat: sabihin mong mahal mo ko

Girl Banat: mahal mo ko

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Boy Banat: alam ko sa sarili ko mahal kita....

Girl Banat: talaga?? buti ka pa alam mo yan.. ako hindi...

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Boy Banat: mahal, i want to dance like this forever

Girl Banat: dont you want to improve?

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Boy Banat : Kaya pala nahihirapan akong huminga, Nasa puso kita nakabara !

Girl Banat : Sinadya ko talaga yun, Para MATULUYAN KA NA

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Boy Banat: i love you , please text back !

Girl Banat: back !

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Boy Banat: Do have a boyfriend?

Girl Banat: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..

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Boy Banat: Patay na raw BF mo?

Girl Banat: Oo.

Boy Banat: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?

Girl Banat: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

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Anak and Nanay Saan Ka Galing Meme is now on 3D version and Netizens are Loving It

Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme is another installment of funny mother and child memes that continue to break the social media platforms and being share over ten thousand times. But this time it was imagined in 3D feature. The 3D Graphic version of this "Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme" is originally re-imagined by one netizen. An artist named Chino de Chavez of Lucena. 

We are featuring another set of hilarious Anak and Nanay San Ka Galing Meme from numerous contributors that will definitely make you LOL and ROFL :

Nanay: Nak, sikat na tayo! linaw na natin!
Anak: Pano mo nasabi Ma? Wala ka pa din mata!

Nanay: Anak, kain na tayo
Anak: Kain lang po, walang tayo!


Nanay: Anak gabi na ha, san ka pupunta?
Anak: hahanap po ng Wampipti (P150) Nay, pambaon bukas!

Nanay: Kamusta future police namin?
Anak: Ito po malapit lapit na maging kriminal


Nanay: Bakit ka bumalik anak?
Anak: Kala ko utot lang t@e na pla! nalawit na eh!

Nanay: Nak, ba't ka bumalik
Anak: Swerte mo po Nay bumalik ako, siya hindi na ako babalikan


Nanay: nak saan ka punta?
Anak: may pupuntahan lang ako Ma, maghahanap lang ako ng Jowa sa Labas baka sakali makahanap na ako ng Jowa.

Nanay: oh anak, bakit ang aga mo? kala ko ba kakain kayo ng mga kaibigan mo?
Anak: Ayoko na Ma, KKB daw eh!


Nanay: Oh, Nak bakit ka umuwe?
Anak: T@ng!na! sabado pala haha

Nanay: Nak, bat ang aga mo umuwi
Anak: aabangan ko po yung Part 2 ni Rodney!


Nanay: Oh san mo dadalhin kapatid mo?
Anak: subukan ko ibenta, minumura na ako eh!

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Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat

Looking for funny tagalog effective way of breaking up? Nice to drop by as we give you the best and effective Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines and Pinoy Funny Breakup Banat for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Funny Break-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: breakup banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Break na tayo! kasi...
Hindi ka mayaman,
Hindi ka gwapo at hindi ka matalino...
(brutal! Nyahaha!)

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Girl: sawang sawa na ako sayo..you're always like that.
pagod na ako..itigil na natin ito
Boy: hindi ka na makakapaghanap ng tulad ko tandaan mo yan.
Girl: shut up! you think maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!

You can also check out this Pinoy Break Up video

Boy: I want to focus on my studies
after 2 days my girlfriend na pala ang Bugok,
classmate pa niya, focus nga!

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(Boy to his GF)
Boy: "Ayoko ko na sa 'yo"
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Type ko ang kuya mo."

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Girl: "May ipagtatapat ako sa 'yo...
(nagboses lalaki) Bro, di na tayo talo."

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You better dump me before I lop your d1ck off
and feed it to my pet piranha!

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Boy breaking up to a girl...
Boy:  "I'm Gay.."

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Break na tayo! kasi...
"May AIDS ako...XD

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Break na tayo! kasi...
aahm.. it's not you.. it's your face..XD

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Tapusin na natin to.di tayo sexually compatible
di mo masabayan ang libog ko...nyahaha!XD

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!

Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita

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Karen Davila with Lyca Gairanod gives birth to Hilarious Trending Meme

It was last August 14, 2021, veteran reporter Karen Davila uploaded an interview with The Voice Kids season 1 Grand Champion Lyca Gairanod. The interview happened before the re-imposition of the enhanced community quarantine whereas Karen Davila went to Lyca’s hometown of Tanza, Cavite. During the interview, Karen Davila asked the simple question “When is your birthday?” then Lyca replied “November 21” which Karen, shocked and gave such a hilarious reaction because they both have same birthday. That’s the birth of hilarious funny meme that circulates in world of social media sites.

Here are some of our favorite memes and funny jokes from the hilarious Karen Davila and Lyca Gairanod reaction video that trends on social media.

DRIVER

HR: Anong pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kumpupot po
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: Tricycle Driver po
HR: May sidecar ho, Tricycle driver nga eh.

TOYO
Tatay: Anak, bili ka muna ng toyo sa tindahan
Anak: Mamaya na tay naglalaro pa ako ng saranggola eh
Tatay: Bakit, nakakain ba yang saranggola mo?!
Anak: Bakit din ho, lumilipad ba yang toyo mo?

BOYFRIEND
Jose: Namatay daw ang boyfriend mo?
Julianna: Oo, nasa punerarya, ngayon ang burol niya.
Jose: Condolences
Julianna: Salamat, ang hirap nga pero kailangan tangapin na wala na siya..
Jose: Gusto mo bang ako na lang ang pumalit sa kanya? *kinilig*
Julianna: Hindi ko alam eh.. baka hindi pumayag yung punerarya

GRADE
Tatay: Anak! Ano to! Bakit F ang nakalagay sa card mo?
Anak: (Pinawisan) Tay, Fasado po kapag ganiyan
Tatay: Mabuti naman! Akala ko Ferfect eh!

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List of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense

"Hugot ka nanaman!". It is the famous line that people always reacts when someone is talking about love or others related to it. When love is the topic, we always come alive and jolly. We find the guts and emotions that makes us say some "hugot lines" because of what we have felt before in experiencing love. We feel like this because love is something essential to us, especially Filipinos. To the extent that when we fall in love and broke, some experiences have made us comprehend that we need to be a lot stronger and wiser. Realization hits us all the time. And this is what happened to Anjelica Jane Yap or famously known as "Pastillas Girl"as she created her own collection of "hugot lines" based from her experiences in love.

Here are list of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense and  really captured the attention of the heart-breaker and heartbroken netizens.

"Hindi lahat ng mga lalake manloloko..

Babae at Lalake pareho lang..

Wala sa kasarian ang pangloloko

Nasa ugali lang yan."

"Ang ugali ng Tao ay parang Libro

Marami ang nakakabasa,

Pero konti lang ang nakakaintindi."

"Wala akong pakialam kung

Hindi ka gwapo, Hindi ka mayaman at Hindi matalino

Ang mahalaga, Hindi Tayo!"

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

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President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes

Incoming president Rodrigo "Rody" Roa Duterte, popularly known as Digong, has been a wellspring of remarkable quotes and click bait ever since he decided to run for the government's highest position. Dubbed as "The Punisher" and “Dirty Harry of Davao”,  his advocacy and campaign platform paved its way to make him the top pick among voters. Being feared especially by his constituents because of his ironclad leadership as he aggressively fight drug trafficking and crime. Behind this tough-talking mayor is a man of wit who doesn't leave interviews and press conference without cracking jokes. These lines have been controversial and made rounds on social media sites and headlines among newspapers.

Now that the president-elect is ready to take the seat, let's take a look back on President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes and political views towards serving the Filipino nation :

"A leader must be a terror to the few who are evil,

in order to protect the lives and well-being of the many who are good"

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"I could make this sacrifice,

if only to save this country from being fractured"

"Just like Marlon Brando, I did it because it was my job.

I did it not for my own glory, but because

that was what the people expected me to do."

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"I don't have the brilliance of Marcos, the smartness of Ramos, or the eloquence of Miriam. All that I can offer the Filipino people is a good heart and common sense. Governance after all is just pure common sense."

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I don't care if I burn in hell for as long as

the people I serve live in paradise"

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"We would like our workers to be productive,

but how could they be productive

when they come to work late and tired

because of jostling to get a ride."

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"The trouble with us in government is that we talk too much,

act too slow, and do too little, don't we?

What the country need is not more laws

but more good men in public service."

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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.

If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...

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