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These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.
I got to know you and learned wonderful things
and ended up falling in love with you.
But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.
Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages

Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages is a beautiful selection of encouraging and motivational quotes that you can share with your loved one who is suffering from an illness or not feeling well. If a person close to your heart is in poor health, you can help but think of them. You're worried and how you wish you could give them the best care and help them feel better. Well, a simple line can help and the way you express your care for them counts. Always tell that someone to stay optimistic and get well soon as you really miss him/her.

When a loved one is frail, make it a point to show how much you love them and that you're always. Most of all, don't forget to say a little prayer as it can heal even a hurting soul. Let these Get Well Soon Quotes and Messages be your source of positive thoughts for your beloved one who is not feeling well right now:

Every thing is boring
Without you
Nothing is same as before
We all miss you
All hearts are praying for your
Good health
Hope you will
"Get well soon" and join us back.

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Sweet Love Quotes and Messages

Sweet Love Quotes and Messages is a beautiful selection of love quotes that you can share with your special someone whom you cherish from the bottom of your heart. Love is an unfathomable thing that no one can ever explain in simple words and works in amazing ways. They say that it's the best feeling that a person could feel and draws everlasting smiles to people in love.

This read features a great collection of love quotes that you'll surely relate as you look for the right words to express your feeling towards someone. Check out these Sweet Love Quotes and Messages:

Love — a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

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Loving someone isn't when you picture yourself with them, it's realizing that you can't live without them.

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On is a cool collection of banat lines all about moving on. No one ever said that moving on is going to be easy especially when the one who broke your heart is the person you love the most or the one you admire doesn't feel the same way. But there are ways to make it easier for you. Like thinking the other side of the relationship that you had or looking at another perspective why it didn't work for the two of you. Why not try adding some humor in the process and see how it works.

If you're going through a hard time to get over someone then this read is for you. Let these Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On open up your mind and realize that moving on is not always bitterness but also betterness :

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talga ang EX mo
Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na.

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Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na
pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko
kaya Tsupi!!!  Nakamove-on na ako.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsimoso

If you're a type of person who doesn't like gossip, especially the people who make them, well this read is for you. Mga Banat sa mga Tsismosa at Tsismoso is an assortment of lines and quotes perfect for those gossip-makers. These so-called tsismosa at tsismoso are the type of people who loves to talk about other people's lives. It might be because of insecurity, hatred, or they just don't have anything else to do. Whether we like it or not, whatever we do, people will always have something to say.

Kung hindi kayang itikom ang bibig...
buksan na lang ang isip...
Kung ang kasasalita ay di mapigilan...
Magsalita ka na lang nang may kabuluhan

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Ang tunay na Tsismosa,
nakikipagtsismisan pa din kahi paos na.

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao is a collection of banat lines to the person of somehow they called "Backstabber", a person that are only powerful and talks against you when you got back turned. To handle this kind of people is be careful about who you trust or talking to, because not everyone around you and smiles at you is on your side.

Check out this Pamatay na Banat sa mga Plastic and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao and learn how to deal with this people by saying this funny tagalog banat lines.

Hay naku! Kung pwede lang itapon lahat ng mga kaibigan sa dagat.
Edi sana matagal ko ng ginawa para lumutang
kung sino talaga ang mga plastic.

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(Sa isang swimming pool)
Girl Banat: Pagtumalon ka dyan Siguradong lulutang ka!
Maldita Girl: bakit dahil payat ako?
Girl Banat: hindi! Kasi PLASTIC ka..

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At least ngayon alam ko na...dba ??
hinde ka LATA.. PLASTIC ka lang.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi is a cool collection of quotes and pick-up lines about being handsome. Being handsome means a lot to a guy especially to girls who dream of having a good-looking boyfriend. There are guys  who really got the face as if they fetched everything when God has scattered handsomeness. Well, handsome is as  handsome does. Just always remember that it is more important to treat other well than to be good-looking. Just because you are good-looking doesn't mean you're a good person. Attitude still counts.

Read more of our Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi that are worth to share with your friends:

Aanhin ko pa ang pangalan ko?
Kung tinatawag nyo kong Gwapo. Haaaay.

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Nagsearch ako sa google "Most handsome man to ever exist in this planet"
bigla gumana printer ko naprint birth certificate ko.

Nakakita ako ng lampara, may genie pala, binigyan nya ako ng isang wish...
sabi ko "papangitin nyo ko"! sabe nya, di pwede, sumpa yan.

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Nung isang beses nag Push-Up ako sa Gym,
laking gulat ko nang bigla nalang sumulpot na muka sa ilalim ko.
Sabay sabi saken "kuya anakan mo ako".

If you have your own Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. :)  More Gwapo and Pogi Banat HERE!

Mga Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis

Check out this extensive collection of funniest, naughtiest and the latest Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis by Boy Banat. This is also a funny and naughty conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If you have your own favorite Manyak na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: manyak na banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Miss manok kba??
Girl Banat: Baka kabastusan na naamn yan!
Boy Banat: Limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh XD


Boy Banat: Ice cream ka ba?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Kasi gusto kita dilaan..XD


Boy Banat: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
Girl Banat: Really?
Boy Banat: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...XD

Boy Banat: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl Banat: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy Banat: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..XD

Boy Banat: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Girl Banat: ha? duh!
Boy Banat: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!


Boy Banat: Miss Plywood ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit?!
Boy Banat: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin? XD


Boy Banat: Miss para kang lolipop
Girl Banat: baket naman?
Boy Banat: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin XD


Boy Banat: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
Girl Banat: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
Boy Banat: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.XD


Boy Banat: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl Banat:katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..XD


Boy Banat: Miss, para kang ilong!
Girl Banat: ha! Baket?
Boy Banat: pede b kitang kalikutin?..XD


Girl Banat: Hey ulan ka ba?
Boy Banat: baket?
Girl Banat: you make me wet eh..XD


Boy Banat: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl Banat: Ha?
Boy Banat: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh..XD


Boy Banat: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows..XD

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Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.
Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?
Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!
Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?
Girl: Oo.
Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?
Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

Check out this video featuring Pambara Pickup Lines

Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.
Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?
Girl: wala bkit?
Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.
Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?
Boy: (confused)Bkit?

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?
Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..
Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..
Girl : Hello..
Boy : Kumain ka na..?
Girl : Kumain ka na..?
Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh
Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please
Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?
Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!
BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal)

Are sick and tired to those people who one that joins an activity or conversation uninvited and causes trouble? or the annoying nosy idiot people? Check this Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP (Papansin) at Mahilig Pumapapel (Epal) for you to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat sa mga KSP at Mahilig Pumapapel, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: banat ksp, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Wag mo akong pakialaman sa ginagawa ko,
kung ayaw mong itapal ko yang sinasabi mo sa pagmumukha mo!

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Alam mo ikaw napaka papansin mo!
Siguro hindi masaya childhood mo noh?
Siguro wala kang kaibigan?!"XD

Huwag ka makialam puede?...buhay ko 'to,
If you don't have anything good to say, Shut up! XD

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Wala ka bang magawa? umuwe ka sa inyo,
Bat di mo sunugin mo bahay niyo para may magawa ka naman!

If you have your own Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. HERE!

Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pang Basted

Is there someone courting you but you don't have feelings on him? and you're thinking on how to say it? well, here's a collection of the best, funniest and latest Pinoy Pambasted na Banat and Mga Banat na Pangbasted made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Pambasted na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy basted, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pambasted para sa mga makukilit manligaw:
"How many times do i have to flush before you go away?"

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I'm funny. you're funny looking.
so, we have something in common.
but i still don't like you. so go awaaaay!!!

Check out this Pinoy Jokes video  that feautures Basted is Tandang

A Girl brought over his new boyfriend for the girl barkada to meet..after several hours, the guy excused himself.

Girl: so guys, how is he? feedback!
Barkada: he's ok. pero friend, KM sya.
We all agreed.
KM translation: KUTIS MAHIRAP

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Boy: Hi. kilala kita db classmates tayo nung high school?

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Oh bakit buhay ka pa? kala ko ba pag di ko sinagot calls mo papakamatay ka na? bkit di ka pa rin patay?

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When a Boy approached the Girl with a smile....
Boy: Hi miss...can i...
Girl: sorry....nagbigay na ako ng donation sa mga kasamahan mo...

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Pambasted banat sa kaibigang naliligaw:
"You're such a good friend why ruin our friendship"

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Pambasted na banat ng mga babae sa manliligaw...
"Hindi tayo bagay kasi ako dyosa ikaw halimaw."

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Boy Banat: pwede ba kitang maging kaibigan?
Girl Banat: i don't want you to be my friend
Boy Banat: bakit naman
Girl Banat: don't meet my standards eh

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Pinoy Wagas na Banat and Tagalog Banat na Wagas

Here's a collection of the best, funny and latest Pinoy Wagas na Banat made just for you and to share with and even post it in your facebook or twitter status.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Banat na Wagas, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas banat, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ang LALAKING hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan,
Malamang NATULALA sa aking KAGANDAHAN.

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Kasing lakas ba ng ALAK ang TAMA mo sa kanya?,
Wag kang mag-alala, darating din ang araw na ISUSUKA mo siya.

"Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Quotes and Banat

Have you experienced that someone greet you and give their name or did someone pertaining they knew your name but it followed by funny pick up line? Well check out this collection of funny and cute "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes for you to use and share with.  If you have your own favorite "Ako nga pala" and "Ikaw ba" Banat Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: ako nga pala, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Ako nga pala si DEREK...
ang DEREKtang papasok sa puso mo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Diane...
Humihiling na sana ako'y laging nanDIANE sa tabi mo!

Check out also this Pamatay na Banat video on Youtube

Ako si NOVA...
NOVA-baliw sayo!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bee...
Ang BEE-bitay sa'yo pag nakipaglandian ka sa taong mahal ko!

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Hi, ako nga pala si Bob...
Ang BOBoo ng buhay mo!

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Ikaw ba si MAEY? . . .
Kasi ikaw na ang MAEY hawak ng puso ko eh!

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Hi I'm Kat...
kaKATayin kita!

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Ikaw ba si DINNA..?
DINNA nagka-lovelife.

Ikaw ba si LOU...?
Ang LOUmalandi sa mahal ko?

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"ikaw ba si JOSHUA...?
Because I JOSHUAnna be with you!

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Hi, ako nga pala si JUAN...
JUANting you so bad!

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Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes

Are you really a Real Man? are you aware that real men stay faithful? They don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own? If not, check out this list of Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes that you can share with. If you have your own favorite  Ang Tunay Na Lalake Quotes and Tagalog "Real Man" Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: tunay na lalake. Hope you'll like it!

Ang tunay na lalake, pag nagseselos, hahanap ng pader para suntukin,
Hindi yung hahanap ng ibang babae para landiin!

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Ang tunay na lalaki, gumagawa ng paraan hindi puro dahilan.

Check out this video commercial  about a good example of being "Tunay na Lalake" on Youtube

Ang tunay na lalaki kapag naka buntis, hindi umaalis.

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Dapat sa lalaki, nagiging INSPIRASYON, hindi konsumisyon.

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Ang Tunay na Lalaki Expert sa Pagpapahalaga sa isang Babae.

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Ang tunay na lalake, hahawakan ang iyong kamay ng babae, kukunin iyong bag,
at yayakapin ang babae kapag ito ay umiiyak.

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Ang tunay na lalake, marunong rumespeto ng babae, mapagwapo man siya o hindi.

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Ang lalaking torpe kahit " I love you " lang hindi pa masabi! hihihi

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Ang tunay na LALAKI hindi lilingon kapag may pogi dadaan.

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Ang matinong lalaki kahit may pagkakataong mambabae, hindi parin nya gagawin kahit anong mangyari.

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines

February is the Love Month, the time to celebrate the Valentine's Day and celebrating with your special someone. Some are searching for a partner and someone to date with, but before going anywhere or celebrate it, dont forget to bring this Tagalog / Pinoy Valentine's Day Pick Up Lines for your special someone.  Here's a collection of Pinoy Valentine Day Pick Up Lines and if you have your own favorite Pinoy Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: valentine pickup. Hope you'll like it!

How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?

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“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

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Lahat nalang pamatay.
Pero kung gusto mo ng pampabuhay.
Try mo.

Boy: bkit walang U?
Girl: o0o0ps!. . Sorry “I MISS U”

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Girl: bkit andaming U?
Boy: kse “I LOVE U”

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Girl: Hoy, STALKER ka ba?
Boy: hindi ah!
Girl: eh bat mo ko sinusundan?
boy: wala lang, sabi kasi ng nanay ko

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Boy: Ui! lumindol ah? Ramdam Mo?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Nakita ko kasi ang mahal ko ..lumindol tuloy ang puso ko.
Entensity You. Magnitude Me. Epicenter Love.

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Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Girl: Ayoko na! ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat nang akin.
hndi na ako babalik pa!
Boy: Hoy babae! may nakalimutan ka!!
Girl: Ano?

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Boy: He must be so happy!
Girl: Who?
Boy: Your father.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because he gets to see an angel everyday.

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

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Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

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Boy: You seem like a sweet person. . .
Girl: Why?
Boy: Will you mind if I taste you to find out?

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
Coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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