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Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016

Valentine's Day for some is not an occasion to celebrate as they find it boring and may only cause their pocket thinner. They would just prefer watching basketball game replays at home rather than go for a chick flick at a movie house. They would play video games than spending a day with their girlfriends on a park. For some women, they would rather go shopping with friends and make most out of the day. Well, only some people are those kind. Many are still prefer going on a date and exchanging gifts and messages.

If your not the romantic type of person then this read is for you. We have collected some Funny Love Quotes for Valentine's Day 2016 to brighten up your day.

"My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day,
so I tied him up and went to the nightclub."

"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!"

List of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense

"Hugot ka nanaman!". It is the famous line that people always reacts when someone is talking about love or others related to it. When love is the topic, we always come alive and jolly. We find the guts and emotions that makes us say some "hugot lines" because of what we have felt before in experiencing love. We feel like this because love is something essential to us, especially Filipinos. To the extent that when we fall in love and broke, some experiences have made us comprehend that we need to be a lot stronger and wiser. Realization hits us all the time. And this is what happened to Anjelica Jane Yap or famously known as "Pastillas Girl"as she created her own collection of "hugot lines" based from her experiences in love.

Here are list of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense and  really captured the attention of the heart-breaker and heartbroken netizens.

"Hindi lahat ng mga lalake manloloko..
Babae at Lalake pareho lang..
Wala sa kasarian ang pangloloko
Nasa ugali lang yan."

"Ang ugali ng Tao ay parang Libro
Marami ang nakakabasa,
Pero konti lang ang nakakaintindi."

"Wala akong pakialam kung
Hindi ka gwapo, Hindi ka mayaman at Hindi matalino
Ang mahalaga, Hindi Tayo!"

Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines

Clash of Clans or COC seems to be enjoying the surge of interest since it was released on August 2, 2012. It is a freemium online multiplayer strategy game developed and published by Supercell, a Finland based video game company. Here you build community of Barbarians, Archers, Hog Riders, Wizards, Dragons and other mighty fighters and join other players to start an epic battle with other players worldwide. It can be considered as one of the most popular mobile games in the history as it gets millions of downloads and players both in IOS and Android users. COC receives generally positive reviews from the users and probably you have already watched their cool advertisements as well.

Here in the Philippines, COC is such a big hit as Filipinos of any age are talking about it. While we can't get over enough, we have listed some Clash of Clans (COC) Quotes and Pick-Up Lines that you can share with your fellow gamers out there :

"History will be written by Men who ride Hogs"

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"For love, honor and spiked armor with nipples."

Sweet Pick Up Lines and Puns that will Make Her Smile


Do you want to make your special someone smile today? We have some pick-up lines and puns that you can share with that person. We are so creative in expressing our feelings simply because we don't want to tell it in a usual way. As much as we can we want to be unique in every way. Aside from giving flowers and chocolates, gifts also come with love letters. But that's the typical move. Now, we are able to coin some phrases to make it sounds good to the ear and capture one's heart. And that's when pick-up lines gained popularity. For sure, many of us in one or another also got into making their own versions. Here are some Sweet Pick Up Lines and Puns that will make her Smile:

I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

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Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: Umm, no!
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.
I got to know you and learned wonderful things
and ended up falling in love with you.
But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.
Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation

Would you like to light up your busy day? Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation is a perfect read for you! This is another feature from Admin Timmy Boy who is an avid fan of Boy Banat Facebook page. It is a collection of funny japanese translations of common Tagalog phrases that you may have already heard somewhere but still will surely make you laugh. Take time to browse here as you may be able to pick the best and funniest japanese translations that you can use to crack a joke.

Featuring the latest collection from one of our contributors, here's Ano sa Hapon ang? Tagalog Funny Japanese Translation :

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mahirap?
Sagot: eh di Nagrarakad

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Naka-Oto

Tanong: Ano sa hapon ang Mayaman na Mayaman?
Sagot: eh di Maramioto

Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines


Who would not love to hear the sweetest words especially when it comes from the one you have a crush on or from someone you really love? This collection of Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines will make you shudder and have that sudden blush on your face. Kilig is an inexplicable feeling you get whenever something romantic occurs like you saw your crush in the hallway or your boyfriend expressed how much you mean to him. Whenever you have that sudden feeling you can't help but smile and your heart's melting. It feels like realization of something you wished for.

This read is full of words you hope to hear from him and things you want to say to her in a very creative way. Fill your tummies with butterflies with these Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines :

Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

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Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko
ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,
pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..
"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,
pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Girl Banat: Bakit
Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy Banat: Para kang alak..
Girl Banat: Bakit?
Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

Do you have your own Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines? You can share them with us. We will be glad to have them posted here. Jus post/comment it below. You can also check on our Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more quotes, banat lines and jokes.

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,
but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...
you can chew your food again on the way down."

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat

Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat is a collection of banat or pick-up lines from sweet-talkers known as bolero. "Pambobola" is a Tagalog word in the meaning when a person, usually a guy, is giving compliments, sweet or nice things to another person but seems too much. "Bolero" is the one who do this sweet-talking. These kind of men are so creative in tailoring words to express what they feel for someone they really admire or most of the time to sweep off a girls' feet or simply flatter them. They can even whisper the sweetest words that every women would love to hear as if music to their ears.

Most of the time, a simple line can take a woman's breath away and enough to win her heart. Here are some cute and funny Bolerong Banat and Mga Pambobolang Banat to fill a girl's tummy with butterflies!

Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha!
Girl: Hihihi, bakit naman?
Boy: May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh! Coz all i ever think of is you.

Boy: Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

Boy: May butas ba puso mo?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy:  Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy:Maghanda ka na ng salbabida… 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi lulunurin kita sa pagmamahal ko

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How can you “SM_LE” without ‘I’?
How can you be “F_NE” without ‘I’?
How can you “W_SH” without ‘I’?
How can you be “FR_END” without ‘I’?
“I” am very important!
But this “I” can never achieve “S_CCESS” without “U”!

If you have your favorite Banat ng Bolero and Mga Pambobolang Banat, you can share it with us and have them featured here. Feel free to contact us. More Bolero Lines and Pambobolang Banat HERE

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!
Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad
Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi is a cool collection of quotes and pick-up lines about being handsome. Being handsome means a lot to a guy especially to girls who dream of having a good-looking boyfriend. There are guys  who really got the face as if they fetched everything when God has scattered handsomeness. Well, handsome is as  handsome does. Just always remember that it is more important to treat other well than to be good-looking. Just because you are good-looking doesn't mean you're a good person. Attitude still counts.

Read more of our Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi that are worth to share with your friends:

Aanhin ko pa ang pangalan ko?
Kung tinatawag nyo kong Gwapo. Haaaay.

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Nagsearch ako sa google "Most handsome man to ever exist in this planet"
bigla gumana printer ko naprint birth certificate ko.

Nakakita ako ng lampara, may genie pala, binigyan nya ako ng isang wish...
sabi ko "papangitin nyo ko"! sabe nya, di pwede, sumpa yan.

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Nung isang beses nag Push-Up ako sa Gym,
laking gulat ko nang bigla nalang sumulpot na muka sa ilalim ko.
Sabay sabi saken "kuya anakan mo ako".

If you have your own Pamatay na Banat ng mga Gwapo at Pogi, feel free to share it with us and have it posted here. :)  More Gwapo and Pogi Banat HERE!

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle


The Pick-Up Lines Battle Arena has finally come to a satisfying end for Boy Pick-up as he was defeated by the new Pickapitas Champion - Boy Basag (Ogie Alcasid). Will he remain undisputed?Here are some of the latest Boy Basag vs Boy Pick-Up - Bubble Gang Boy Pick Up Lines Battle 2013 collection from the iconic Boy Basag to crack you down and make you laugh at the same time.  Blagag!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 1
Dahon: Neneng B.: Aso ka ba?
Neneng B.:Bakit?
Dahon: kasi yung puso ko, han-DOG ko sayo!

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., paper mache ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: Kasi ang daming fiesta pag buwan ng Mayo!

Boy Pick-up vs. Dahon ROUND 2
Dahon: Neneng B., Kamera ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Dahon: kasi na capture mo ang puso ko

Boy Pickup: Neneng B., Walis ka ba?
Neneng B.: Bakit?
Boy Pickup: kasi makalat ang puno ng akasya! Boom!

No Other Woman Most Popular Lines and Best Movie Quotes

Remember this popular line, "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka."? Well, this line that may have etched in your mind is a pick from one of the highest grossing Filipino films of all time by Star Cinema and Viva Films co-production - "No Other Woman" - having a gross of over Php 278 million. "No Other Woman" is 2011 Filipino adult-romance film starring Anne Curtis, Derek Ramsay and Cristine Reyes directed by Ruel Bayani. Here's the No Other Woman Most Remarkable Lines and Best Movie Quotes, hope you'll like it!

Anne Curtis as Kara Zalderiaga, is the drop-dead gorgeous resort heiress with a carefree soul and happy-go-lucky personality who eventually fell into an impassioned relationship with a furniture salesman Ram Escaler (Derek Ramsay). Here's Anne Curtis’ Notable Lines from No Other Woman:

•  "There's No Other Woman Better than I am"

• “No pressure! And kiss me and don’t you dare fall in love with me. “We’re just two consenting adults having fun, there’s no emotional attachment.”

• “You will only be called a mistress when there’s an emotional attachment. I’m not a mistress.”

• “You can call me whatever you want,SNAKE, BITCH or OTHER WOMAN, but I promise you, I will never be a PATHETIC and BORING housewife.”

• “Every day I’m trying to convince myself na mamahalin din nya ako, pero sayo pa din sya umuuwi.”

• “I don’t need to read your research report. I know the market because I am the market.”

• “Paano mo naman malalaman na masarap pala pag di mo titikman?
Kahit alam mong bawal, labanan mo cos’ eventually your body will just get used to it.”

Cristine Reyes as Charmaine Escaler, Ram's charming and responsible trophy wife who later on unleashes the fighter inside her to fight for her husband's love. Check out these Cristine Reyes’ Unforgettable Lines from No Other Woman movie:

• "Baka makita mo pang nilalagyan ko ng lason ang pagkain mo. Joke lang. Medyo off yung humor ko lately."

• "Mababaliw siguro ako kapag nalaman kong may babae siya. Baka mapatay ko iyong kabit. Silang dalawa, actually."

• "Alam mo kasi ang marriage parang exclusive village. Kailangan mong bantayan para hindi makapasok ang mga squatters." 

• "Why don’t you have dinner with us tonight? Pa-thank you ko na rin dahil kinuha mo ang asawa ko… bilang supplier ng furtinure sa resort niyo."

• "The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Pero sa ganda mong iyan, siguradong marami kang alam na shortcuts." 

Carmi Martin portrayed Babygirl Dela Costa, Charmaine's feisty mom whose husband had a mistress too. Check out Carmi Martin’ Iconic Lines uttered in No Other Woman movie:

• "Kung ahas siya mas ahas ako! Tahimik pero kapag kinanti – nanunuklaw!"

• "Naku. Ganyan talaga kapag galing sa makating dikya, nagmamarka".

• "Ang mundo ay isang malaking Quiapo. Maraming snatcher. Maagawan ka. Lumaban ka!"

• "Panahon na para i-pack-up ‘yang si Lucy Torres mo. Ilabas mo na diyan si Gretchen Barretto. Sabi nga niya sa Magkaribal, ‘You want war? I’ll give you war.’ Anak, ako na ang bahala sa red stilettos mo!"

• "Pare-parehong p*ta lang iyon! Yung p*tang mayaman, original ang Hermes. Yung mahirap, binili sa Greenhills."

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Pambarang Banat and Pamatay na Banat na Pambara

Check out this collection of best, funny, makulet and the latest Pambarang Banat, made just for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Pamatay na Banat na Pambara, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pambara, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Ano ka ba ang tanga mo naman.
Girl: Ano? pakuulit tanga ako? so you think tanga ako?
Boy: OO ang tanga-tanga mo!
Girl: Eh sira Ulo ka pala eh! Pasalamat ka tanga ako.. kasi kung naging matalino ako.. HINDI IKAW ANG BF KO NGAYON!

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Boy: Patay na raw BF mo?
Girl: Oo.
Boy: Pwede ako na lang pumalit sa kanya?
Girl: Kung papayag ang funerarya.

Check out this video featuring Pambara Pickup Lines

Boy: Miss, may kamukha kang artista. Anne Curtis.
Girl: Ikaw may kamukha ka ding artista. Kapatid mo si Bentong noh?

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Boy: Hi Cute, my titulo kaba.?
Girl: wala bkit?
Boy: Tingin ko kasi pag aari kita.
Girl: How sweet! ,ilang pages ka ba.?
Boy: (confused)Bkit?

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Boy: Miss, pwede bang makipagkilala?
Girl: eto piso, pumunta ka sa payphone, humanap ka ng pangalan sa phonebook, doon ka makipagkilala.

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Boy: hindi ka ba nasisikipan?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: parang ang liit kasi ng puso ko eh..
Girl: actually nasisikipan nga ako, tumabi tabi ka na! imbyerna ka!

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Boy : Hello..
Girl : Hello..
Boy : Kumain ka na..?
Girl : Kumain ka na..?
Boy : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Girl : Ginagaya mo ba ako..?
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Oo, kumain na ako..

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Boy: hindi ka ba napapagod?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: tumatakbo ka kasi sa isip ko eh
Girl: actually pagod na ako. pagod na akong makipagusap sayo

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Boy: sige na sagutin mo na ako....please please
Girl: Idol mo ba si Antonio Banderas??
Boy: bakit?
Girl: kasi DESPERADO ka. kairita!

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Boy: miss, pwede magtanung? anung oras na?
Girl: nagtatanung ka ng oras? tpos tatanungin mu name ku? tapos hhingin mu number ku? tapos liligawan mu ko? tapos after 1mo. pacharming akung sasagutin kita.. tpos bibisita ka sa bahay..tapos magdadate tayo.. tapos syempre pakipot naman aku.. tapos dadalhin mu ko kht san lang.. tapos mi mangyayari satin.. tapos mabubuntis aku..tapos papakasal tayo.. tapos bubugbugin mu lang ako! at panu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hindi ku sasabhn kung anung oras na!
BOY: (speechless)weewww!

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Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messages

Here's a extensive collection of best, cheesy, funny and latest Pinoy / Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Cheesy SMS Text Messsages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheesy sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Marunong ka bang sumalo?
Para kasing nahuhulog na ako sayo eh.

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Ano bang problema ng hangin?
At hindi ka matangay-tangay papunta sa akin!

Check out also this Pinoy Cheesy Quotes video by Bob Ong

Sana happy meal ka nalang
Para Pwede kitang i-take home

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sana isda nalang ako at ikaw ang tubig
kasi hindi ako nabubuhay nang hindi kita kasama

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Sana yelo na lang ako na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
Sana telepono na lang ako para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo pa

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miss tuesday ka ba?
monday kasi ako at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.

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Sana ID na lang kita
Para pag nawala ka
Alam nilang akin ka

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Sana Diamond na lang ako
Para matawag mo akong mahal

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Sa tingin ko mawawala ang
pangit sa mundo kapag
kumalat ang lahi mo?

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Kagabi hindi ako makatulog
Pabalikbalik ka kasi sa isip ko

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Peanut ka ba?
Kasi PEANUT-tibok mo ang puso ko.

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Sayo na ang GSiS & SSS ID mo
Basta akin na ang PAG-iBiG mo

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Si bossing ka ba?
Kasi I love you mwuah mwuah tsup tsup!!

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Boy: whats your biggest dream?
Girl: mahalikan ang ulan. ikaw?
Boy: maging ulan para mahalikan mo ako

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Naligo ka na ba?
Bakit amoy akin ka pa din?

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Ang ganda naman ng pangalan mo
Mas gaganda yan kung isasamo yung last name ko.

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Para kang kanto
Kasi nacorner mo buhay ko.

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virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita
hahayaang matanggal kasi mas nanaisin
ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

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Kung pulis ka, magiging snatcher ako..
para lagi mo akong hinahabol.

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Hindi naman ako criminal pero
bakit dinakip mo na ang puso ko?

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Girl: Ouch nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

You may also check out also this Pinoy Funny Jokes video

Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Wagas Na SMS Text Messages

Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Wagas SMS Text Messages made just for you and to share with and even post it in your status wall.  If you have your own favorite Wagas SMS Text Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: wagas sms, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Pangit man ako sa iyong paningin,
Paki-check 'yung boyfriend mo kasi sa akin nakatingin.

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Lahat naman pwede mong maging KAIBIGAN,
Ingat ka lang kasi 'yung iba NAGPAPANGGAP lang.

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