These Tagalog Life Quotes Will Surely Touch Your Heart

Life is the most wonderful thing that is given to us. A gift that allow us to see how beautiful the world is and like a precious gem which we must value and appreciate. The kind of life you want to live depends on how you treat it and how meaningful it is to you. Of course many of us want to have the best life but more important is how you are going to spend it. It is not something that we could have many times. As they say, you only live once. Live life to the fullest. There are so many things in lfe that you are yet to discover and make the most out of it. Live where you can stop and be moved. Laugh as much as you can because it's the best medicine. Most of all, love. Let your heart feel the best feeling you could ever have. When someone broke your heart love again as it can ease all the pain and sorrow.

There are so much that life can offer. Just live with soul. Be inspired with these Tagalog Life Quotes that will surely capture your heart

Life is so unfair for letting our path crossed.

I got to know you and learned wonderful things

and ended up falling in love with you.

But now that you're gone, I have to go on living like I've never had you in my life.

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I wish I could bring back time and turn to the moment when I was about to fall in love with you.

Will tell my stupid heart that in the end you will just leave me behind like you don't love me at all.

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings

Check out our collection of inspiring, warmest, and the best Tagalog Mother's Day Quotes and Pinoy Happy Mother's Day Sayings by www.boybanat.com for you and to share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy mothers, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Alam ko kung gaano mo kami kamahal
kaya nga isinuko mo ang lahat maging ang iyong mga sariling kagustuhan
para lang maaruga mo kaming lahat. Masaya ang buhay namin dahil sa iyo!

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Ang magaspang mong palad ay tand
 ng iyong kasipagan sa pag-aasikaso sa amin.
Ang iyong pawis at magulong buhok
ay tanda ng sakripisyo na iyong laan sa aming kabutihan.

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Espesyal na araw na ito na para sa iyo, ikaw naman ay maupo,
magpahinga sandali at ikaw ay aming aasikasuhin.
Maligayang Araw ng ating mga Inay!

Pag-aalagang walang kapantay…
Pagmamahal na walang hinihintay na kapalit…
Pang-unawang hindi masusukat…
Maraming Salamat Sayo, Mama.
Ikaw ang number one!


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Salamat sa pagpapanatili ng liwanag sa ating tahanan. Ang buhay ngating pamilya ay masaya dahil sa iyo. Ipagdiwang natin ang araw na ito!

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Hindi man magara ang iyong damit,
o hindi ka man nakapustura ng todo,
wala ka mang korona o mga alalay sa tabi mo,
ikaw pa rin ang mananatili at nag-iisang Reyna ng tahanang ito!

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Sa lahat ng sakripisyo…
Sa lahat ng pag-aaruga…
Sa lahat ng pagmahal…
Tunay na walang makapapantay sayo.
Maligayang araw ng mga Inay!

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Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship

Looking for the best, cute, and funny courting strategies and techniques to win a woman's heart? well good for you to drop by as we listed Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Filipino Strategies in Female Courtship that you can share with. If you have your own favorite Tagalog Diskarte Banat and Quotes,  we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: diskarte. Hope you'll like it!

Isang lalake may dalang bulaklak.
Boy: para s'yo
Girl: bakit sampaguita, hindi naman ako santo?!
Boy: hindi nga, pero sinasamba kita.

Check out this Diskarteng Banat collection video on youtube.

Boy: uhm miss excuse me, kilala mo ba si KC*?
Girl: hindi eh
Boy: sure ka?
Girl: (umiling) hindi ko kilala
Boy: by the way I'm KC*, (sabay abot ng shake hands)
Girl: (tumatawa)*shake hands*
* you may change "KC" with your name XD

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Boy: Miss... Puede bang malaman ang pangalan mo..?
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: Titignan ko lang kung bagay sa apelyido ko.

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Boy: Pinapatanong ng mama ko kung maka abs-cbn ka daw ba...
Girl: Bakit daw?
Boy: gusto ka kasi naming maging kapamilya"

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Boy: B()B() ba ako?
Girl: bakit mo naman nasabi yan?
Boy: ikaw lang kase ang laman ng isip ko eh...

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Boy: Feeling mo after 10 years friends pa din tayo?
Girl: I don't know.. bakit naman?
Boy: Feeling ko after 10 years, pareho na tayo ng apelido..

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Boy: Alam mo ba kung Saan ang Pinakamasayang Lugar dito sa Mundo?
Girl: Saan naman?
Boy: Usog ka, Tabi Tayo

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Boy: Sana Baso na lang ako...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Para may pag-asang sumayad ang labi ko sa labi mo.

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Boy: miss pa borrow ballpen
Girl: eto oh (sabay bigay ng ballpen)
Boy: ayaw sumulat eh
Girl: nagamit ko pa kanina yan
Boy: sige nga sulat mo number mo

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Boy: Akala ko noon, dagat lang ang lumalalim...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Pati pala feeling ko sayo Lumalalim

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Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes

The bond between a mother and her child is priceless. There are some memorable moments that you can relate to, especially those funny and hilarious ones. Here are some of Funny Tagalog Mother and Child Jokes that I know that you'll enjoy. You can laugh and relate to these funny moments. You can also share this your friends special someones and specially to your Mother so they can enjoy reading it.

Mommy: bakit ngayon ka lang? Gabing gabi na ha
Son: not now Mom, I'm so tired and ang daming projects dapat ipasa, mga activities na dapat i-attend and research for my thesis, 1 on 1 interview with my prof and bukas may meeting pa with dean. I'm so stressed out!
Mommy: (sabay batok sa anak) Stressed out?! Anak kinder ka plang, Kinder!

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Nanay: Anak. hindi ka ba nahihiya niyan? tawag ako ng tawag sayo, para utusan ka. tapos ikaw, text ka lang ng text dyan habang kinikilig sa kung sinumang ka text mo?!
Anak: Nay, hindi ba mas nakakahiya kung ako ang mag-uutos sa inyo at ikaw ang nagte-text dito habang kinikilig?
Nanay: sabi ko nga. Sorry naman, Anak!

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Mom: Anak, you're good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Anak: Sure Mom!
Mom: If your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Anak: thank you po!

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Nanay: lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang tigas talaga ng ulo mo!
Anak: Inay naman, kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa po kayo pero pag ako ngagalit ka. Sino ba talaga anak mo, ako o yung baboy? Umayos ka po Nay di ka nakakatuwa.XD

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Boy: Nay, may ulam ba?
Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.
Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?
Nanay: Ganun ba di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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Anak: Mama! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi?
Anak: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ng teacher ko yung katabi ko......Muntik na po ako!

Inay: Lapit na pala birthday mo anak!
Anak: Inay, gusto ko ngayong birthday ko, espesyal, ha.
Dapat ‘yung message mo sa akin, ma-touch at maiiyak ako.
Inay: Anak, ampon ka.

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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!

Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?

Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

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Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day

Do you already have plans for Valentine's Day? Most people will go on a romantic date with their special someone. Why don't you try the other way around? Some studies say that there are people who prefer to be with someone who has a sense of humor. Yes, because in life and love humor plays an important role. Relationship doesn't have to be always serious and romantic all the time. Well, admit it. Who would want a boring relationship? Healthy couple should make room for, you know, lightheartedness. The two of you being able to laugh at things instead of arguing about little stuff. It doesn't necessarily means laughing at the same thing together. It is about the humor you create together like you go goofy about a movie you recently watched or remembering funny things you had in childhood. It gives positivity and balance to both of you.

So if you're still undecided of what to do on this special day, we have collected some Funny Tagalog Love Quotes for Valentine's Day that you can share to make him/her smile today. 

Kasi Single ako at sino naman maka-date ko?

"Valentine Day? Sa araw na ito malungkot ako,

Happy Valentine's sa Single na tulad ko"

"Wag ka nang mahanap ng ka-date sa Valentine's Day

Dahil isang raw lang yun.

Ang hanapin mo ang makakadate at

makakasama mo habambuhay!"

"Wag ka sanang magalit kung minsan hindi kita pinapansin

Wag kang mag-alala,Paraan ko lang yon, para lambingin mo ulit ako

Love You and Happy Valentines Day!"

"Pa wrong sent wrong sent ka pa,

yun pala miss mo lang siya."

"Tamarin man akong gumawa ng takdang-aralin,

Na kahit minsan nang nasaktan

hindi ako mawawalan ng ganang mahalin ka."

"Kapag ang Babae naka smile habang nang tetext kinikilig yan,

pero pag ang lalaki naka smile habang nagtetext may niloloko yan."

"Kunin mo na lahat pati cellphone ko,

wag lang yung taong mahal ko,

baka matikman mo kung

ano ang KUNG FU ."

Yan kasi ang ka-Valentine ko!"

"Kung ako ang pamasahe, ikaw naman ang gasolina ko,

Kasi Ikaw ang dahilan kung bakit ako Nagmamahal

"Kung nagdududa ka sa mahala mo kapag hindi mo sya kasama

Painumin mo ng Lactum, Para 100% panatag ka!"

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Lola Nidora talks about Notable Love Quotes and Messages on KalyeSerye

Life is a piece of paper ripped from a page of a book. Each page contains the important most lessons we have learned as we live every day.  We are easily moved by the way things capture our attentions. We tend to relate different chapters of our lives on the things that we always hear from some sayings and quotations."Sa tamang panahon...". Seems familiar isn't it? We always add these phrases to the things we wanted to speak out and says we need to find the right time for we believe in that.

Here are some of the Love quotations and messages by the famous Lola Nidora portrayed by Wally Bayola from a segment of the noontime show of GMA7 Eat Bulaga's "Kalyeserye".

"Lahat may karapatan magmahal, Lahat may dahilan"

"Walang kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali.

Fansign lang, love na? Text-text lang, kayo na? Ano'to?"

"Mas maganda ang mga bagay na kapag Pinagtiyatagaan

at dumarating sa tamang panahon. Tandaan ninyong lahat:

Masarap umibig, masarap ang inspirasyon, huwag lang minamadali

lahat bagay nasa tamang panahon."

"Pwede ka maging masaya sa piling ng lalaking inagaw mo lamang sa iba

Pero yan ay panandalian lamang! Foerever kang di patutulugin

ng iyong konsensya dahil sa pagsira mo ng iyong Pamilya."

"Lahat ng bagay pinagsusumikapan.

Walang Kakahantungan ang mga bagay na minamadali."

Truly  there are things to remember and things to forget. As they call it the "real-talk", its the reality people! Sometimes, we need to accept the truth and value it . Lola Nidora's messages have taught us that we need not to rush things, the right time will always come. And when that "right" time comes, you'll truly never regret.

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Tagalog Independence Day Quotes

Today, marks the 120th Philippine's Independence Day. It's an annual holiday that commemorates our nation's liberty from the Spanish rule. The "Day of Freedom" as we call it. But do we really understand the significance of this event? The freedom that we are celebrating isn't free at all. Many lives were sacrificed. There was so much blood shed. One hundred and twenty years ago, we were enslaved in our own country.

We may not know much of the history but the essence of our independence is something that we should cherished. It's not just a holiday that we can enjoy but a day tp remember. As we celebrate the most important day in Philippine history, may this also serve as an inspiration not to abuse but to continue value our freedom. For some good reads today, here's our collection of Tagalog Independence Day Quotes:

Ang Pagmamahal sa Inang Bayan

ay hindi sapilitan, sapagkat ito'y

Kailangan at Nararapat!

Ang Kalayaan ay pananagutan ng Bayan

para sa matuwid na daan!

Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

Samu't saring pakikipaglaban ang naging kaganapan,

Upang makamtan ang Kapayapaan!

Happy Independence Day!

Ngayon ang Araw ng Kalayaan ay siyang araw

na Kalayaan ng Bansang Pilipinas!

hindi ang araw na....

"maging malaya sa kung anong gustong mong gawin"

Sa Araw ng Kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino,

Na kumilos na! hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop

kundi sa kahirapan at Korapsyon.

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Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes for Valentine

Valentines is right around the corner! With that said, Valentines is that one special day of the year were everyone has the right to be totally and freely express their love for one another. It’s the day dedicated to express your love to the people that surround you and make them feel extra loved and cared for. One of the many ways of expressing your love is through reading some Valentine’s Day Quotes to incorporate some knowledge on what love is for others. And if you’re looking for some guidance when you’re writing a Valentine’s Day card to your special someone, these Valentine’s Day Quotes will surely help you express all the love you feel that you may have trouble expressing through words. The beauty of quotes is that it can reciprocate the exact words that you’ve might not even be aware of. Thus, this is a perfect way to make use of romantic quotes to express to your beloved this Valentine’s Day

And of course, Valentine’s doesn’t stop there. Why stop with a Valentine’s Day card when you can do something extravaganza this special holiday? You can either prepare a Valentine’s Day dinner which is a perfect pair for some luxurious Valentine’s Day desserts, and hey, it’s even widely believed that there’s no quicker way to the heart than with sweets.  Whatever you plan to do this Valentine’s Day, keep in mind that the spirit of the holiday is all about love. Make the people close to your heart feel just how special they mean to you. Here’s the list of Tagalog Pampakilig Love Quotes Valentines you might need to share with your special someone:

• “Sabi ko sayo kailangan ko siya. Sabi ko sayo mahal ko siya. Sinabi ko rin na siya lang ang makakapagpasaya sa akin. Pero nasabi ko na ba, na ang SIYA at IKAW ay iisa?”

• “Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilanpara ipaglaban ka.”

• “Hindi ko naman kailangan ng perfect person na magmamahal sa akin. Kailangan ko lang ng taong magpapadama sa akin na kahit anong mangyari hinding hindi niya ako iiwan.”

• “Kung feeling mo may kulang sayo, magisip ka nga ulit! Baka AKO na pala ang hinahanap mo.”

• “Hindi sa lahat ng panahon ay may taong laging nandiyan para unawain at intindihin ka. Kaya kung sino man ang tao na iyon sa buhay mo: Pakaingatan mo siya.”

• “Ang pakikipag-relasyon ay tanda ng pagmamahalan, hindi yan biro para gawin mo lang libangan.”

• “Minsan pag pinapakita mo na mahal na mahal mo ang isang tao at hindi mo kayang mawala siya sayo, mas lalo ka lang niyang babalewalain kase iniisip niya kahit anong pananakit niya, mananatili kang nagmamahal ng totoo.“

• “Masarap alagaan ang relasyon kahit na alam niyong hindi perpekto, pero ramdam niyo sa isat’isa ang pagiging kuntento.

• “Sa tamang panahon may isang taong magpapatunay sayo kung bakit ka para sa kanya at kung bakit hindi ka para sa iba.” 

• Nakakainlove yung taong magkapareho kayo sa gusto at ayaw pero mas nakakainlove yung taong kahit ayaw nya, basta para sayo gugustuhin nya.

• “Sa isang patak ng tubig nabuo ang ulan. Sa isang buhos ng ulan, nabuo ang baha. Sa isang kapirasong lupa, nabuo ang mundo. Sa isang hulma ng putik, nabuo ang tao. Parang ikaw...Sa isang ngiti mo nabuo ang puso ko.”

• “Yung feeling na may naalala kang nakakakilig na  nangyari at bigla ka na lang napangiti!”

• “Lahat tayo naghahangad ng magagandang bagay: magandang kotse, magandang bahay, magandang sapatos, magandang damit. Pero sakin isang magandang bagay lang ang hinahangad ko. IKAW.”

• "Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan."

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Tagalog Friendship Quotes

True friendship is considers the only relation that survives the pains, trials and adversity of time and remains absolute. Friendship is a feeling of comfort and emotional safety with one person. It is when you do not have to weigh your thoughts and measure words, before keeping it forth before your friend. This is collection of Tagalog Friendship Quotes that hopefully you'll enjoy!

"Di ba pag friend kayo…

Madalas mag biruan ng “i love you”..

Minsan tinatawag mo pang “loves” o “hon”

Paano mo sasabihing seryoso ka na..

Kung para sa kanya biro pa?"

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"Bilang friend mo

I have to take care of you

I should make sure no one will harm you,

because I cant always be there for you.

so friend,kahit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!"

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"Love comes in our life in a very tricky way…

Sometimes, we think we’re in love not knowing

That we’re really just friends…

But sometimes we stick too much to friendship…

That we forget we’re in love…"

"Pano kung hawak mo ang kamay ng bestfriend mo,

at kamay ng mahal mo, tapos napuwing ang mata mo,

sinong bibitawan mo? kamay ng bestfriend mo o kamay ng mahal mo"?

"Whether you choose to take the next step

Or keep the feeling inside..

Important thing is you’re happy

And you still have each other…"

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"Kung ang isang kaibigan ay may tag price,

Ikaw siguro pinakamakamahal pero mag-iipon ako

para mabili kita..."

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"Bakit masakit magmahal ng kaibigan?

Kasi kahit kasama mo sya, nakakausap, nakaka tawanan

Di parin maiiwasan na kung love na ang pinag..

Ibang pangalan na ang binabanngit nya.."

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"Simple lang aking friend

Kung sa prutas saging lang ako

di tulad ng ibang friends mo na apple,orange & grapes

pero tandaan mo s lahat ng prutas SAGING lng ang my puso"!

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"Friendship o love?

Hirap mamili noh?

Pero naisip ko..

Ang pagkakaibigan pwedeng tapusin at

Magmahalan na lang…

Pero ang tinapos na pagmamahalan..

Mahirap nang ibalik sa dating pagkakaibigan…"

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"Natatakot akong mahalin ka dahil kaibigan kita….

Kailangan kong mamili sa dalawa…

Sasaya ba ako kung pipiliin kong kaibigan lang kita

O habang buhay kong pagsisisihan dahil

Hindi ko nasabing mahal kita?"

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"Kung pwede ko lang sabihing mahal kita..

Matagal ko ng sinabi…

Magulo, nakakalito

Kasi baka pagsinabi ko yon..

Sabihin mong:

“walang ganyanan, friends tayo dib a?”

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"Kung magmamahal ako sana ikaw na lang…

Pero matimbang ang pagkakaibigan kaya pinili kong ganon na lang…

Di dahil di kita mahal…

Kundi, pinili ko kung saan tayo tatagal…"

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"Magkalayo man tayo

still i'll be a friend magalit ka man sa akin

dito pa rin ako kalimutan mo man ako

you'll stay sa puso ko

at magbago man takbo ng mundo

ikaw parin ang kaibgan ko!"

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Heart to heart talks,

Holding hands…

Learning on shoulders tight hugs

Goodbye kisses, half meant jokes

Sweet complements..

Tapos friends lang? Kalokohan!

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Be contented on what you have..

But know when to to the first move..

When you feel that you love each other

More than just a friend…

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"Its hard to keep your feeling to the one you love..

Lalo na kung friend mo sya..

But it hurts more if your friend

Loves you too but can’t express it

Kasi kala nya..

“hanggang friends lang kayo..”

If you have you own favorite Tagalog Friendship Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Cheating Quotes and Sayings

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake, and If you're not happy in a relationship, Don't cheat you can just leave. Check out this latest, best and extensive collection of Cheating Quotes and Saying. If you have your own favorite Cheaters Quotes or Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheating, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Cheating is never okay.

There is no justification for it.

just Don't.

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A relationship is only meant for two,

but some bitches don't know how to count.

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If you Cheat on girl

that's willing to do anyhing for you,

You actually cheated yourself

Out of true loyalty.

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Cheating and lying aren't struggles,

they're reasons to break up.

Cheating on good person is like throwing a Diamond

and picking up a Rock.

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DON'T Cheat in a relationship.

if you are not happy then just LEAVE.

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Treat me like a Queen

and I'll Treat you like a King,

Treat me like a game

and I'll show you How It's Played

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Cheating is not an accident...

Falling off a bike is an accident..

You don't trip into a vagina.

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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it,

and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust

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At some point, you've got to just jump.

you've got to quit being scared of "maybes" and what-ifs".

Quit cheating yourself out of the best thing

that could happen to you.

If you have you own quotes or sayings about cheating, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

You may also check out also this Pinoy Funny Jokes video

Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Yung Moment Na...Quotes

Have you ever experienced any embarrassing moments in your life? or is there a time in your life that you feel you're in right track whatever your're doing but at the end it failed? Check out this collection of latest and cute "Yung Moment Na"...Quotes.  If you have your own favorite Yung Moment Na...Quotes, we would love to hear it, just add a comment below or email it to us with a subject: yung moment. Enjoy! Hope you'll like it!

Yung moment na umalis ka ng bahay niyo, bihis na bihis tapos narealize mo,
yung slippers na pangbahay pa rin pala suot mo.

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Yung moment na natatakot ka na baka dumating ang araw na makakalimutan ka niya.

Check out this Top 10 Love Moments video on Youtube

Yung moment na para kang NINJA kung gumalaw sa twing mahuhulog yong cellphone mo... minsan pa nga, nagkakaroon ka ng MINI HEART ATTACK.

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Yung moment na matutulog ka na, tsaka mo lang naalala na may homework ka pa pala!

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Yung moment na you find yourself having nothing better to do on your PC...
and then suddenly you fell asleep while sitting with your back erect as ever.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Yong moment na tatanungin ka ng dentista habang yong kamay niya nasa loob ng iyong bunganga.... "TEH, Pano ako makakapagsalita?"

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Yung moment na sinusulat mo pangalan ng love mo sa likod ng notebook, tapos may heart-heart pa.

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Yung moment na, Net ka ng Net tapos hindi mo napansin tinadtad ka na pala ng message nung katext mo kasi ang tagal mo magreply.

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Yung moment na sinabi syo ng crush mo na napapasaya mo sya.

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Yung Moment na, Katabi mo na si crush pero...
hindi ka makapagsalita sa sobrang saya at kilig.

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Yung Moment na..
siya ang PRINCE CHARMING mo ,
pero hindi ikaw ang CINDERELLA nya..

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Yung Moment na.. masakit?
'yong tipong hindi mo siya Makalimutan,
pero siya halos hindi ka Matandaan.

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Yung moment na pinalitan mo ang Facebook status mo at ni-LIKE ng ex mo. OMG,
So awkward.

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Yung moment na ayaw mong makipag-tinginan sa guro mo kapag naghahanap ng magrerecite.

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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.

If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...

If you have your favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day

Celebrating Valentines Day alone? Wait, do you think it's worth celebrating after that special someone broke your heart? You feel bitterness whenever you see happy couples and you wish for them is break up soon. Are you that someone who still holding to that person you love when all you know is he wants to be set free? You're body and mind is already tired but your heart is still fighting for the love that will never go back again. How hard that you can't just let go because you wish to fix things up and make it work as much as you can. That feeling of not giving up because if you do, you don't know where to start over again.

It's really hard to move on special when you love someone more than anyone else. You still think that it's not yet over for you and that person. You're still in the process of mending your broken heart and all you wanna browse in your phone and computer are sad love quotes and stories. We have a compilation of List of Tagalog Bitter Love Quotes for Valentines Day that you can relate

"Sabi nila LOVE HURTS.

pero, hindi nman LOVE anq nanakit eh.

IKAW!"

"Isa AKO sa naniniwala sa salitang MAHAL KITA.

Isa ako sa umiyak, nasaktan at umasa

pero alam mo ba na sa salitang MAHAL KITA,

natuto akong magsabi ng Shot na! Lintek na PAG-IBIG to!"

“Pag mali ka, mali yun lang yon kapag mali ka…

Magsosory ka lng, Hindi kana MAGRARASON”

"Dumistansya lang ako pero hindi ako lumayo.

Dahil hindi porket natitiis kita hindi kana mahalaga.

Mahirap lang talaga pumapel sa buhay ng taong super busy sa iba."

"Ayos lang naman ang magmahal.

Pero sana alam ng tao ang kinaibahan ng...

pagmamahal sa pagpapakatanga"

"Kung pagod ka na, Bitawan mo na hindi yung nagpapakatanga ka

eh madami pa namang ibang mas better sa KANYA"

Maraming nabubuhay na masaya dahil sa salitang mahal kita.

Pero mas marami ang lumuluha dahil din sa salitang MAHAL KITA

"Alam mo kung bakit ka nasaktan?

Pinakilig ka lang kasi ng sandali,

Minahal mo na agad."

“Gaano man ka “SWEET” ang tao,

kapag binago mo nagiging bitter"

If you have you own list of Bitter Love Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).