Corny Tagalog Pick Up Lines and Pinoy Corny Pickup Lines

Some Pinoy Pick Up Lines are sweet and a big hit, some are crazy one, but this collection of pick up lines is unique coz it's a quite "corny".  Check out this collection of Corny Tagalog / Pinoy Pick Up Lines on the web. If you have your own favorite  Pinoy Corny Pick Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: corny pickup. Hope you'll like it!

Boy: Babe, Amo ba kita?
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?

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Boy: Hon, Kung didiretsuhin ko ba to...
Girl: Ha?
Boy: Diretso ba to sa puso mo?!

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Boy: Beh, Centrum ka ba?
Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, you make my life complete!

Boy: Honey, Ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

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Boy: Alam mo, ako ang "SCIENCE"
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: ikaw ang "LAB" ko

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Boy: Meron ka bang eraser?
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.

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Boy: Kumakain ka ba ng asukal?
Girl: Uu naman, Bakit?
Boy: Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo saken.

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Boy: May MMDA ba rito?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin!

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Boy: Sa La Salle ka ba nag-aaral?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Kasi tinuhog mo ang puso ko!

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Boy: Pokemon ka ba?
Girl: ha, Bakit?
Boy: kasi I CHOOSE you!

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Boy: Teleserye ka ba? 
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Ang sarap mo kasing subaybayan eh!

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Boy: Asthma ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi you take my breath away.


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Boy: Para kang isang pustiso..
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: I can't smile without you.

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Boy: Kuto ka ba?
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi I can't get you off my head.

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Boy: Miss, mekaniko ka ba? 
Girl: Hindi, Bakit?
Boy: Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

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Boy: Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car?
Girl: Ha, Bakit?
Boy: Single kasi ako.

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Boy: May lahi ka bang keyboard?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Type kasi kita

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Karen Davila with Lyca Gairanod gives birth to Hilarious Trending Meme

It was last August 14, 2021, veteran reporter Karen Davila uploaded an interview with The Voice Kids season 1 Grand Champion Lyca Gairanod. The interview happened before the re-imposition of the enhanced community quarantine whereas Karen Davila went to Lyca’s hometown of Tanza, Cavite. During the interview, Karen Davila asked the simple question “When is your birthday?” then Lyca replied “November 21” which Karen, shocked and gave such a hilarious reaction because they both have same birthday. That’s the birth of hilarious funny meme that circulates in world of social media sites.

Here are some of our favorite memes and funny jokes from the hilarious Karen Davila and Lyca Gairanod reaction video that trends on social media.

DRIVER

HR: Anong pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Kumpupot po
HR: Ilang taon?
Juan: Desiotso po
HR: May trabaho?
Juan: Tricycle Driver po
HR: May sidecar ho, Tricycle driver nga eh.

TOYO
Tatay: Anak, bili ka muna ng toyo sa tindahan
Anak: Mamaya na tay naglalaro pa ako ng saranggola eh
Tatay: Bakit, nakakain ba yang saranggola mo?!
Anak: Bakit din ho, lumilipad ba yang toyo mo?

BOYFRIEND
Jose: Namatay daw ang boyfriend mo?
Julianna: Oo, nasa punerarya, ngayon ang burol niya.
Jose: Condolences
Julianna: Salamat, ang hirap nga pero kailangan tangapin na wala na siya..
Jose: Gusto mo bang ako na lang ang pumalit sa kanya? *kinilig*
Julianna: Hindi ko alam eh.. baka hindi pumayag yung punerarya

GRADE
Tatay: Anak! Ano to! Bakit F ang nakalagay sa card mo?
Anak: (Pinawisan) Tay, Fasado po kapag ganiyan
Tatay: Mabuti naman! Akala ko Ferfect eh!

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List of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense

"Hugot ka nanaman!". It is the famous line that people always reacts when someone is talking about love or others related to it. When love is the topic, we always come alive and jolly. We find the guts and emotions that makes us say some "hugot lines" because of what we have felt before in experiencing love. We feel like this because love is something essential to us, especially Filipinos. To the extent that when we fall in love and broke, some experiences have made us comprehend that we need to be a lot stronger and wiser. Realization hits us all the time. And this is what happened to Anjelica Jane Yap or famously known as "Pastillas Girl"as she created her own collection of "hugot lines" based from her experiences in love.

Here are list of Pastillas Girl Quotes that really make sense and  really captured the attention of the heart-breaker and heartbroken netizens.

"Hindi lahat ng mga lalake manloloko..

Babae at Lalake pareho lang..

Wala sa kasarian ang pangloloko

Nasa ugali lang yan."

"Ang ugali ng Tao ay parang Libro

Marami ang nakakabasa,

Pero konti lang ang nakakaintindi."

"Wala akong pakialam kung

Hindi ka gwapo, Hindi ka mayaman at Hindi matalino

Ang mahalaga, Hindi Tayo!"

Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

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President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes

Incoming president Rodrigo "Rody" Roa Duterte, popularly known as Digong, has been a wellspring of remarkable quotes and click bait ever since he decided to run for the government's highest position. Dubbed as "The Punisher" and “Dirty Harry of Davao”,  his advocacy and campaign platform paved its way to make him the top pick among voters. Being feared especially by his constituents because of his ironclad leadership as he aggressively fight drug trafficking and crime. Behind this tough-talking mayor is a man of wit who doesn't leave interviews and press conference without cracking jokes. These lines have been controversial and made rounds on social media sites and headlines among newspapers.

Now that the president-elect is ready to take the seat, let's take a look back on President Rody Duterte Most Quotable Quotes and political views towards serving the Filipino nation :

"A leader must be a terror to the few who are evil,

in order to protect the lives and well-being of the many who are good"

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"I could make this sacrifice,

if only to save this country from being fractured"

"Just like Marlon Brando, I did it because it was my job.

I did it not for my own glory, but because

that was what the people expected me to do."

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"I don't have the brilliance of Marcos, the smartness of Ramos, or the eloquence of Miriam. All that I can offer the Filipino people is a good heart and common sense. Governance after all is just pure common sense."

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I don't care if I burn in hell for as long as

the people I serve live in paradise"

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"We would like our workers to be productive,

but how could they be productive

when they come to work late and tired

because of jostling to get a ride."

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"The trouble with us in government is that we talk too much,

act too slow, and do too little, don't we?

What the country need is not more laws

but more good men in public service."

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Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you. Here's a list of Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS that you can share with.   If you have your own favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes and Cebuano Visayan Text Messages SMS, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: visayan friendship. Hope you'll like it!

Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
Amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
magkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimanon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw ngkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami!

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All my life I'm a loser
From Ideas..
Relatinships..
and Love Life..
but in Frindship..
nah!! I'm blessed.. naa gud ka kinakusgan???.

If I were to convert my heart
into a room full of friends
it will be very crowded,
but dont worry, theres still
a place for you to stay..
I'll shout lang.."isbogi! kay naa koi special guest!

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Pirates need treasure maps to find precious things.
Di nila alam d kailangan ng map pra mkakuha ng TREASURE!
la gani koh map nag ila tah! XD

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Sometimes friends will have to say goodbye,
but I'll hold you hands tight so you can't go,
enc If you say "buhii ko ba!"
I'll still beside you & tell you
"yaw pamiya ba, garaa pd nimo oi!"

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You may meet other friend
Better than me..
Funnier than me..
Sweeter than me...
but one thing I can say to you..
"Duklon" tikag ilisan ko nimu!

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"Special friends" are really hard to find!
labi nag "hitsura-an"
lisod pangitaon!
maong advice na ko sa imu
never let me go..XD

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If ever someone will hurt you
tell it to me
You know what I will do?
I'll simply sapak there face & say:
"gusto k mamatay ug sau?
mabuang man gni q ug pktwa ana,
pahilakon ra nimo! hehe..

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I can't promIse that I will not leavE you
sometimes we need say "goodbye" because we can't hold"
on to sOmething till the end but aLways remember
"friends jpun tah" bsag minyo nka ha?

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Ayaw biya-e ang mga karaang
amigo kai lisod ilisan...
Ang panag-amigo mura ra sab ug vino;
mgkataas pangidaron, magkalami ang ilimnon...
Sama ra ikaw ug ako; ikaw nagkataas ang idad,
ako usab nagkalami...

If you have your favorite Visayan Friendship Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Tagalog Friendship Quotes

True friendship is considers the only relation that survives the pains, trials and adversity of time and remains absolute. Friendship is a feeling of comfort and emotional safety with one person. It is when you do not have to weigh your thoughts and measure words, before keeping it forth before your friend. This is collection of Tagalog Friendship Quotes that hopefully you'll enjoy!

"Di ba pag friend kayo…

Madalas mag biruan ng “i love you”..

Minsan tinatawag mo pang “loves” o “hon”

Paano mo sasabihing seryoso ka na..

Kung para sa kanya biro pa?"

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"Bilang friend mo

I have to take care of you

I should make sure no one will harm you,

because I cant always be there for you.

so friend,kahit astig ka na konting ingat prin ha!"

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"Love comes in our life in a very tricky way…

Sometimes, we think we’re in love not knowing

That we’re really just friends…

But sometimes we stick too much to friendship…

That we forget we’re in love…"

"Pano kung hawak mo ang kamay ng bestfriend mo,

at kamay ng mahal mo, tapos napuwing ang mata mo,

sinong bibitawan mo? kamay ng bestfriend mo o kamay ng mahal mo"?

"Whether you choose to take the next step

Or keep the feeling inside..

Important thing is you’re happy

And you still have each other…"

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"Kung ang isang kaibigan ay may tag price,

Ikaw siguro pinakamakamahal pero mag-iipon ako

para mabili kita..."

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"Bakit masakit magmahal ng kaibigan?

Kasi kahit kasama mo sya, nakakausap, nakaka tawanan

Di parin maiiwasan na kung love na ang pinag..

Ibang pangalan na ang binabanngit nya.."

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"Simple lang aking friend

Kung sa prutas saging lang ako

di tulad ng ibang friends mo na apple,orange & grapes

pero tandaan mo s lahat ng prutas SAGING lng ang my puso"!

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"Friendship o love?

Hirap mamili noh?

Pero naisip ko..

Ang pagkakaibigan pwedeng tapusin at

Magmahalan na lang…

Pero ang tinapos na pagmamahalan..

Mahirap nang ibalik sa dating pagkakaibigan…"

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"Natatakot akong mahalin ka dahil kaibigan kita….

Kailangan kong mamili sa dalawa…

Sasaya ba ako kung pipiliin kong kaibigan lang kita

O habang buhay kong pagsisisihan dahil

Hindi ko nasabing mahal kita?"

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"Kung pwede ko lang sabihing mahal kita..

Matagal ko ng sinabi…

Magulo, nakakalito

Kasi baka pagsinabi ko yon..

Sabihin mong:

“walang ganyanan, friends tayo dib a?”

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"Kung magmamahal ako sana ikaw na lang…

Pero matimbang ang pagkakaibigan kaya pinili kong ganon na lang…

Di dahil di kita mahal…

Kundi, pinili ko kung saan tayo tatagal…"

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"Magkalayo man tayo

still i'll be a friend magalit ka man sa akin

dito pa rin ako kalimutan mo man ako

you'll stay sa puso ko

at magbago man takbo ng mundo

ikaw parin ang kaibgan ko!"

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Heart to heart talks,

Holding hands…

Learning on shoulders tight hugs

Goodbye kisses, half meant jokes

Sweet complements..

Tapos friends lang? Kalokohan!

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Be contented on what you have..

But know when to to the first move..

When you feel that you love each other

More than just a friend…

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"Its hard to keep your feeling to the one you love..

Lalo na kung friend mo sya..

But it hurts more if your friend

Loves you too but can’t express it

Kasi kala nya..

“hanggang friends lang kayo..”

If you have you own favorite Tagalog Friendship Quotes, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings

Love is not always drama and romance, Love can be Fun too! Here's a collection of best, funny and latest Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings made just for you and to share in your facebook or twitter accounts.  If you have your own favorite  Quotes about Funny Love Tagalog, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy funny love, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Kung wala kang maisip na iregalo sa taong mahal mo

Halikan mo na lang. ?tapos sabihin mo ..

“Kung ayaw mo, ibalik mo na lang.’

Ang pagmamahal ko sa mga EX ko ay parang ulam

namin kanina….UBOS NA!!

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If I get takot, would you hawak me tight?

If I gawa something mali, would you make it right?

If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame?

If I sabi I miss you, would you ramdam the same?

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“Kung araw-araw ko ba namang makikita pag mumukha mo…

Eh di sana…Wala ng malungkot na araw ang dadaan sa buhay ko.”

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Naranasan mo na ba makipag-inuman sa mahal mo?

Yung tipong nalalasing ka na tapos napayakap ka sa kanya

At bumulong sya sa yo..”mahal kita…” nagulat k at nagtanong .. “ano?”sumigaw

sya .. “tagay mo na!”

Ang PAG-IBIG ay parang utot. Kahit anong gawin ay napakahirap itago

At pag-ibinuga mo ang kimkim na damdamin, maaamoy ng lahat

kahit hind ka man umamin! hehehe

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Sana naging damit na lang ako…

Para kahit minsan..

i-try mo kung bagay ako sayo

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Chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko,

Kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako..

alam mo kung bakit? chocolate lang naman yun eh

MAS SWEET ka pa dun !

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Kung ayaw mong mainlove ng todo

Ay huwag mo ng susubukang tingnan pa ako,

dahil baka mabaliw ka ng husto!!

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“Yoyo ka ba?

Kasi kahit anong gawin kong pagtapon sayo,

Bumabalik ka parin sa puso ko”

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Dahan-dahan ka sa pagpili

ng MAMAHALIN mo ..

Baka kasi MALAGPASAN mo ako!

If you have you own list of quotes and hugot lines from Tagalog Funny Love Quotes and Pinoy Funny Love Sayings, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

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Finally Found Someone Best Quotes and Hugot Lines

Finally Found Someone is a romantic comedy film starring Sarah Geronimo and John Lloyd Cruz. This the fourth and reunion movie project made by John Lloyd and Sarah made under Star Cinema and Viva Films following the three (3) successful movies: A Very Special Love, You Changed My Life and It Takes a Man and a Woman. The movies is about the girl (Aprilyn played by Sarah) who is left by his groom on the day of their wedding but eventually trends online. When the time of her grief then she meets this guy (Raffy who played by John Lloyd) who works at a public relations agency hired by the father of the groom who will help her move on. Finally Found Someone is already earned a whopping over ₱300 million worldwide.

With a huge success of the movie, we listed down some of  of unforgettable, cute kakakilig quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone movie. Hope you enjoy it!

“I fixed you. You broke me,

Now, look what you’ve done."

“Dear Future Husband,

nasaan ka na?

“Ganito ako magmahal.

Ganito ko kayo mamahalin.”

“Dear Future Husband,

today is the worst day of my life.”

“Future Husband, nais kong malaman mo na

hindi ako mapapagod na hanapin ka.”

“Dear Future Husband, alam mo anong oras na?

Oras na para dumating ka.”

“Social serye. Nagmahal. Nasaktan. Nagpatawad. Binalikan.”

“Love deserves a second chance,

and I am the girl who gives second chances.”

“Kung sobrang daming problema mo,

puwede mong i-double time (ang pagkembot).”

“Finally, kapag wala na ang lungkot,

may ibabalik naman tayo: the love in her eyes.”

“Single ka pala? Kaya pala.

Medyo masungit ang walang love life, no?”

“Takot kang tumandang mag-isa

kaya gusto mo magka-love life.”

“It was never about the person.

It was about the dream.”

“Dear Future Wife, today is a tough day. I broke the heart of a friend.

Sana okay ang araw mo. If hindi, sana bukas pareho tayong okay.”

“Ayoko kasing may pagkakaibigang masisira

dahil sa hindi pagkakaintindihan.”

“I am the girl who gives second chances ‘di ba?

So I am giving myself a second chance.”

“Dear Future Husband, aayusin ko muna ang sarili ko.

Sana mahintay mo ako.”

“Dear Future Wife, Ikaw na ba ang nasa harap ko?

Kapag tumingin ka, ikaw na nga.

“Alam mo kung bakit ka tatandang mag-isa?

Dahil takot kang sabihin ang totoong nararamdaman mo.

Ako hindi. I have fallen in love with you.”

“Pagod na akong magsinungaling,

Pagod na akong magkunwari.”

“I’ll be telling my biggest truth.

I am willing to gain the only thing that matters.”

If you have you own list of quotes and hugot lines from Finally Found Someone, feel free to share it with us and we will be very glad to have it posted here. For latest quotes, jokes and banat lines, just visit us again at www.boybanat.com or at our Boy Banat Official Facebook (www.fb.com/akosiboybanat).

Mga Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis

Check out this extensive collection of funniest, naughtiest and the latest Manyak na Banat and Banat ng mga Manyakis by Boy Banat. This is also a funny and naughty conversation of Boy Banat and Girl Banat. If you have your own favorite Manyak na Banat, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: manyak na banat, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy Banat: Miss manok kba??
Girl Banat: Baka kabastusan na naamn yan!
Boy Banat: Limliman mo nmn itlog ko oh XD

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Boy Banat: Ice cream ka ba?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Kasi gusto kita dilaan..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang palay na dinurado..
Girl Banat: Really?
Boy Banat: Yup, ang sarap mo cgurong bayohin...XD

Boy Banat: Miss, sana nging pinto ka nlang.
Girl Banat: Ha? Bakit nman?
Boy Banat: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..XD

Boy Banat: Miss alam m pra kang sports car.
Girl Banat: ha? duh!
Boy Banat: Kc ang sarap mong sakyan!

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Boy Banat: Miss Plywood ka ba?
Girl Banat: Bakit?!
Boy Banat: Pwede ka ba'ng lagariin? XD

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Boy Banat: Miss para kang lolipop
Girl Banat: baket naman?
Boy Banat: Kasi ang sarap mo lap lapin XD

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Boy Banat: alam mo, para kang ketchup.
Girl Banat: bakit? kasi mapula lips ko?
Boy Banat: hindi. kasi hinahanap ka lage ng hotdog ko.XD

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Boy Banat: pwede ko bang ipasok ang pagmamahal ko sa butas ng iyong pag-ibig?
Girl Banat:katakot ka naman, salita pa lang nakabubuntis na..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss, para kang ilong!
Girl Banat: ha! Baket?
Boy Banat: pede b kitang kalikutin?..XD

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Girl Banat: Hey ulan ka ba?
Boy Banat: baket?
Girl Banat: you make me wet eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Miss mesa ka ba?
Girl Banat: Ha?
Boy Banat: Gusto kasi kitang patungan eh..XD

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Boy Banat: Ms. are you a boxer?
Girl Banat: Why?
Boy Banat: Maybe you can give me a couple of blows..XD

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Cheating Quotes and Sayings

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake, and If you're not happy in a relationship, Don't cheat you can just leave. Check out this latest, best and extensive collection of Cheating Quotes and Saying. If you have your own favorite Cheaters Quotes or Messages, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: cheating, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Cheating is never okay.

There is no justification for it.

just Don't.

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A relationship is only meant for two,

but some bitches don't know how to count.

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If you Cheat on girl

that's willing to do anyhing for you,

You actually cheated yourself

Out of true loyalty.

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Cheating and lying aren't struggles,

they're reasons to break up.

Cheating on good person is like throwing a Diamond

and picking up a Rock.

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DON'T Cheat in a relationship.

if you are not happy then just LEAVE.

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Treat me like a Queen

and I'll Treat you like a King,

Treat me like a game

and I'll show you How It's Played

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Cheating is not an accident...

Falling off a bike is an accident..

You don't trip into a vagina.

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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it,

and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust

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At some point, you've got to just jump.

you've got to quit being scared of "maybes" and what-ifs".

Quit cheating yourself out of the best thing

that could happen to you.

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Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines

Here's a extensive collection of best, naughty, funny and latest Pinoy Green Pick Up Lines made just for you and to share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Bastos na Pick-Up Lines, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: green pickup, and will posted up for you. For entertainment purpose only and hope you'll like it!

Boy : Basketball Ring ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Hinahanap ka kasi ng Balls ko

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Boy : Sana naging manok ka na lang,
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para lagi mong inuupuan ITLOG ko.

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Boy : Bagoong ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Isasawsaw ko kasi ang talong ko

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Boy : Sana naging palay ka nalang.
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Para pwede kitang BAYUHIN.

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Boy : Ketchup ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi bagay ka sa Hotdog ko.!

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Boy : Miss lamesa ka ba?
Girl: Hinde. Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kasi kitang PATUNGAN e.

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Boy : miss ang bastos mo naman!
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : bigla ka na lang kasi pumasok sa puso ko eh

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Boy : Miss steady ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Gusto kita galawin e.

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Boy : Miss magic lamp ka ba?
Miss: Bakit?
Boy : Sige nga, PAHIMAS!

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Boy : Miss baril ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Patira naman. Kahit isang PUTOK lang?

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Boy : BLACKBERRY kaba??
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Kasi, ang ganda ng CURVE mo, lalo na siguro kung BOLD ka…

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Boy : Chicharon ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy : Ang ingay mo kasi pag kinakain kita

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Heart Broken Quotes and Sad Heartbroken Sayings

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. Here's a collection of latest Heart Broken Quotes and Sad Heartbroken Sayings for you to share with.  If you have your own favorite Heart Broken Quotes and Sayings, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: heart broken, and will posted up for you. Hope you'll like it!

Let go when you're hurting too much,
Give up when love isn't enough,
And move on when things are not like before.
For surely, there is someone out there
Who will love you even more.

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Letting go islike getting a tooth
pulled out from a  dentist.
Pull it out, you're relieved.
But how manytimes does your
tongue runitself over the
spot where the tooth once was?

Probably a hundred times a day.
Just because it wasn't hurting
you doesn't mean you didn't notice it.
It leaves a gap & sometimes you
see yourself missing it terribly. Its
going to take a while, but it takes time.

Should you have kept the tooth?
No, coz it was causing you so
much pain. Let go.

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Don't be too good, I will miss you,
don't be too caring I might like you,
don't be too sweet I might fall.
Coz it's hard for me to love you
when you won't love me at all.

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No jokes would sound laughable
once you've heard it already..
So why let the same pain,
hurt you more than once?

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You can miss someone that died,
you can miss someone that moved away,
but the worst way to miss someone..
is missing someone you see EVERYDAY..

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I love you and
i don't want that to change..
I need you and
i want you to feel the same..
I don't ask for much and
I don't need much..
but i can't give everything i got..
when i'm not
getting anything back at all.

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Yesterday, our hands locked so tightly,
holding together endlessly. today,
your hands wipe my tears, taking away the fears.
Tomorrow, not later, i will have to cry,
afraid to see your hands waving goodbye!

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Visayan Love Quotes and Bisaya Love Sayings SMS

Looking for best and new visayan and cebuano love quotes, sayings and SMS? Check out this collection of Bisaya Love Quotes and Visayan Love Sayings that surely will express your deepest feelings to the one you love one.  If you have your own favorite  Visayan  Love Quotes and  Bisaya Love Sayings SMS, we would love to hear it,simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: bisaya love. Hope you'll like it!

Kung biyaan ka sa imong uyab,
Yaw pagpogngi ug kon sya mo balik
gakusa sya ug hughungi
“lami na kayo ko noh?
Saon taman dili naman ko imo.

nagmahal ako peo nakipaglaro lang siya,
binigay ko tiwala ko pero binalewala lang nya,
nag seryoso ako pro niloko lang ako,
"Wa man sya niingon nga dula iyang gusto, daog untah ko!"

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lisod mahigugma
lisod mahapangga
lisod masakitan
lisod magsalig
lisod mag bag-o
pero ang lisod sa tanan
kanang magtxt ta unya dili tah replayan
saket jud sa dughan ba?

Going to hospital..
Para magpa X-RAY
Feeling man jud nako nabalian ko og bukog..
Atong nahulog ko sa emo..”


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Adtong nahigugma ko.. I learn everything..
Magpa ngit2.. moikyas sa gabie bahalag kasab an pero sa dihang nasakitan nako, sakto
jud sila.. “dele mao ang akong gibati nga gugma..”

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I feel so happy
knowing theres a person I can turn to..
that I can cry and laugh with you
know whos that person?
It's YOU!

Bisan wala ta kitaay
Unta walay limtanay!"

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Nagdamgo ko kagbie
break na daw me
grabe jud nakong hilaka
pgmta nako
kalit ko nakatawa
kalimot ko wa man diay koy uyab!

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In a girl's life, there are many
strugles, fears heartbreaks & sadness
But it doesn't really matter at all..

Becase our main goal is to..
stay hubag & maanyag naa o wla my uyab!

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She said", You were not supposed to
mean this much to me but you do"
He said," I know and I wasn't supposed
to fall in love but I did."
I said," ah,xcue lang gamay ha, agi ko."

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It's hurts so much to be rejected
by someone u really love but believe me
It's hurts 10x more
kung naka MOVE ON ka na,
Unya mu ingon sya "I stil love you.."..atay bya?

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Bat ang tao pag mamahalin mo
iiwan ka pg iiwan mo
mamahalin ka pagmahal mo at siya lang
talaga sya naman may mahal na iba, sakit noh?
Gugma man gud...
gpauso pa jud....

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Simple Tagalog Quotes and Pinoy Simple Quotes

Looking for a simple tagalog quotes that you can use for motivation and inspiration? Here's a list of life motivational Tagalog Simple Quotes and Simple Pinoy Quotes that you can share with.  If you have your own favorite Tagalog Simple Quotes and Simple Pinoy Quotes, we would love to hear it, simply add a comment below or just email it to us with a subject: pinoy simple. Hope you'll like it!

Hindi tamang gumamit ka ng ibang tao para maka move-on ka, ginagago mo na nga ang sarili mo, nakasakit ka pa ng iba.

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Wala naman masama sa pag-magmahal ng sobra sobra basta ba, wag lang sosobra sa ISA.

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Ang type ko sa isang lalaki ay yung hindi na naghahanap ng iba, lalo na pag "In a relationship" na siya.

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Hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon BAD iNFLUENCE ang TROPA! Sadyang may mga bagay lang na masarap gawin kapag sila ang KASAMA.

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Bakit kapag may Boyfriend ka ang unang tinatanong lagi ay kung GWAPO ba?

Bakit di nila unang itanong kung Matino ba?

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Bakit Alak ang sagot sa mga taong Nasasaktan? Simple lang dahil sanay tayong "Alcohol" ang gamot pag tayo ay Nasusugatan.

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Ang buhay ay parang Adidas at Nike lang, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It".

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Pag tinawag kang "Plastik", tawagin mo siyang PAPEL. Bakit? kasi hindi ka naman makikipag-Plastikan kung walang Pumapapel eh.

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Hindi naman masamang maging Single ka, ang masama in a Relationship ka nga, Kabet ka naman pala.

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Hindi mo kailangan makipagsabayan sa iba para masabing Gwapo ka, dahil ang tunay na gwapo, Ugali muna ang inaayos bago ang Itsura.

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Wag na wag mo akong papakawalan, kung ayaw mo akong makitang Pinag-Aagawan.

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Hindi mo kailangang magpakita ng pusod at hindi mo kailangang naka-todo make up. Dahil ang tunay na maganda, ngiti palang, pamatay na.

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Wag na wag kang maiinlove sa taong walang pakialam, dahil para ka lang nagwawalis habang nkabukas electric fan, Lahat ng Effort Nasasayang.

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Minsan isipin mo muna kung may masasaktan ka sa gagawin mo. Dahil ang SORRY ay nagbubura lang ng Galit at hindi Nagtatama ng Mali.

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Kung pwede lang maging excuse ang pagiging Broken Hearted, Malamang Marami ng Absent sa High School at College.

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