Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.

It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.

Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On is a cool collection of banat lines all about moving on. No one ever said that moving on is going to be easy especially when the one who broke your heart is the person you love the most or the one you admire doesn't feel the same way. But there are ways to make it easier for you. Like thinking the other side of the relationship that you had or looking at another perspective why it didn't work for the two of you. Why not try adding some humor in the process and see how it works.

If you're going through a hard time to get over someone then this read is for you. Let these Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On open up your mind and realize that moving on is not always bitterness but also betterness :

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talga ang EX mo
Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na.

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Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na
pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko
kaya Tsupi!!!  Nakamove-on na ako.

Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.

Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”

Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..

Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)

sagot ko…

Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages is a cute selection of text love quotes and messages that will truly make you feel if love is worth keeping or if it's time to  let go. Love is a universal thing that everyone talks about it. There's so many things you wanted to tell a person and sometimes all you've got is your cellphone and  send them love quotes hoping that somehow they will catch what your heart really wanted to utter. Simple text messages can let them know how you really feel. This  feature is consists of tagalog text love quotes and messages that you can share with someone special in your life and in the end will make you realize that everything  comes down to love. Remember that life without love is meaningless so let it come to you and share it with a person who truly deserves it.

Love is not about how much you convey it but how much you prove it's true. Give in to more of our Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages:

Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.

Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal: minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka! Sabi nila magsasawa din ako. Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit? "kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo"...

Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE

Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??

AMNESIA BOY

Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

True Love Quotes and Sayings

We feature an interesting collection of True Love Quotes and Sayings that will help you expresses true feelings and deep thoughts for someone that has been a special part of your life. Love, as they say, is the strangest feeling that one can ever feel and sometimes words are not enough to utter what the heart really feels. And as time flies swiftly, we learn how to nurture the love and benefit from it.

Love is the key to happiness and life becomes more wonderful when you know the value of it. Read through True Love Quotes and Sayings to learn more about love and how it really works.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine,
and man cannot live without love.

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Love is of all passions the strongest,
for it attacks simultaneously the head,
the heart, and the senses.

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao is a collection of banat lines to the person of somehow they called "Backstabber", a person that are only powerful and talks against you when you got back turned. To handle this kind of people is be careful about who you trust or talking to, because not everyone around you and smiles at you is on your side.

Check out this Pamatay na Banat sa mga Plastic and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao and learn how to deal with this people by saying this funny tagalog banat lines.

Hay naku! Kung pwede lang itapon lahat ng mga kaibigan sa dagat.
Edi sana matagal ko ng ginawa para lumutang
kung sino talaga ang mga plastic.

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(Sa isang swimming pool)
Girl Banat: Pagtumalon ka dyan Siguradong lulutang ka!
Maldita Girl: bakit dahil payat ako?
Girl Banat: hindi! Kasi PLASTIC ka..

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At least ngayon alam ko na...dba ??
hinde ka LATA.. PLASTIC ka lang.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses is a feature about being single and what kind of person you are when you're not in a relationship. What kind of a single person are you? Are you the one that believe in soulmates that's why you keep on exploring the whole universe looking for that someone that is meant for you? Or you believe that God is still writing the best love story for you and that the person meant for you is yet to come? Or you may have recently suffered an excruciating breakup and you probably need helpful ways to start over again and sometimes that's the worst part of being single again. But do hope that you're not forever alone and all you do is turn on to your favorite social networking sites  or play computer games after school.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses? Whatever type of a single man or woman you are never forget that one of the crucial relationships in life is to yourself.

DESTINY ADDICT

Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates".eto ung walang gusto gawin or ayaw kumilos.. naniniwala kasi sila na ung para talaga sa kanila ay bigla dadating or ung di inaasahan..

*Reason/Excuses: "Di hinahanap un.. darating yan ng kusa"

PERFECTIONIST

Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boyfriend/girlfriend. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya. in short MAARTE sya.. pero sya din naman salubong kilay

*Reason/Excuses:"Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko'yung ganito...gusto ung ganyan"

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes for your aching heart. There's a song "Where do broken hearts go?" and you may ask where was it? Having a heart broken is never easy, though no one died of it but you wish in vain that you did. Nobody said that you can never make it but nobody will tell you that starting over again will be easy after your heart suffered such pain. And life must goes on and everything will be, may not be as fine, but much better than before. Never ever refrain yourself from falling over and over again because it is with true love that you can mend your shattered heart. You just have to keep pressing on and live the life as if you never met that person.

Can broken hearts find their way home back to the open arms of love? Definitely yes and love can heal the wounds may not be soonest but in the right time. Let these Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings help you somehow ease the pain:

Nagmahal ka ba? pero tinago mo kase mali.. Nasaktan ka na ba? yung parang unti-unti kang pinapatay dahil may gusto syang iba. Pero mas masakit yung malaman mong Kaibigan lang pala ang turing nya sayo..

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"OO.. hanggang ngayon nagseselos ako.. kahit sabihin mong magkaibigan lang kau at ako na ang mahal mo.. Bakit??? takot lang ako kase dyan din tayo nagsimula sa 'magkaibigan lang kami'.

Kung magmamahal ka dapat sigurado kang handa ka masaktan.. kase masakit masaktan lalo na kung malaman mong hindi ikaw ang handa nyang mahalin at pakisamahan ng totoo...

Hindi naman ako umaasang mamahalin mo ko.. OK lang sakin kung ayaw mo talaga.. Pero sana naman wag mo ipamukha sa akin kung ganu mo siya kamahal... Ang sakit sakit kase... Masakit sobra..

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Please pakisabi na lang na MAHAL ko sya, di na baling may mahal syang iba...Ang mahalaga para sa akin ay malaman nyang Mahal ko sya.

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Minsan na ako nagmahal, minsan na rin ako nasaktan, minsan naging tanga dahil minahal kita.. Papayag pa ba ako maulit? bakit hindi... minsan lang ako naging masaya ng minahal kita..

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Sinabi mo Mahal mo ko, sinabi mo di mo kaya na wala ako, pero bakit una kang bumitaw, una kang sumuko, nagkamali ako't naniwala sayo.

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Sabi ko, musta na? Pero tumango ka lang, Sabi ko, Ok ka ba? Pero di mo ko narinig.. Sabi ko miss na kita. Pero umalis ka.. Pano kung sabihin kong Mahal kita! maririnig mo pa kaya ako?? Sa tingin ko hindi na..

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Masakit kapag yung taong mahal mo mas masaya sa piling ng iba, pero diba mas masakit isipin kung masaya ka para sa kanila pero sa isip mo, sana ako na lang sya.

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Sabi nila mahirap ka daw abutin.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh.. Sabi nila huwag nako mag-aksaya ng oras sayo.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh... Pero alam mo ba yun? Paki mo ba? May mahal ka namang iba..

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Alam mo ba na mahalaga ka sa Buhay ko. Hindi kumpleto buhay ko pagwala ka sa tabi ko. Bakit ko pa sinasabi ito, Tanong ko lang pag ako nawala... Kawalan ba ako para sayo?"

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Nagmahal ako sabi nila tama na! Naghanap ako ng iba sabi nila pareho-pareho lang sila, Itinuring kitang espesyal sabi nila tigas daw ng ulo ko! Ang sabi ko di bale na... Mahal Kita eh!

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Nagparaya ako kahit masakit sa akin kase mahal kita, pero kung sasaktan ka lang niya... Balik ka ah! hihintayin kita...

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"Suko na ako, Hindi na kita Mahal, Kalimutan mo na ako, Hindi na kita kailangan.... Pero ang totoo hindi ko kaya mawala ka... Mahal pa rin kita.

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Sabi nila kapag mahal mo, lahat gagawin mo, lahat ibibigay mo, pero paano na kung hilingin nyang palayain mo na sya? mabibigay mo pa? kahit mahal mo pa sya.

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Masakit man ng todo titiisin ko kase Mahal kita kahit ayaw mo na... Nandito lang ako para sayo...

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Pumayag akong mawala ka dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako masaktan dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako umiyak dahil dun ka masaya. Napilitan lang ako pumayag dahil alam ko dun ka sasaya...

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Huwag kang mangako, huwag mo akong pangakuan.. Basta maghihintay ako sayo, at kung di na ka babalik dahil di na sya aalis.. lagi mo tandaan na Mahal na Mahal kita.. mahal na mahal..

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Minsan inisip ko, ang daya mo, Hindi ka tumupad sa pangako. Pero ano ba mas masakit? ang hindi tumupad sa Pangako o ang PAIYAKIN ka?

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Ayaw ko na masaktan, takot na ako magmahal pa... Pero sa tuwing naiisip kita... sabi ko na lang, sana hindi kita iniwan..

You may have gone through in such situation when you heart was torn apart and you have your own long kept Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings. Feel free to share it with us and we will be glad to feature those here in our website. Enjoy reading!

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Motivational Quotes and Sayings

Motivational Quotes and Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes and sayings that are guaranteed to fuel your heart and mind with optimism, life spirit and courage to keep you going. 

Sometimes life can be so unfair as it throws you with so much trials and problems that have almost broken you down. But life is no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, it does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Never stop dreaming and making them come true. The sweetness of life is when you achieve what you have strive for.

Be motivated and never stop living and pursuing your dreams with these exceptional Motivational Quotes and Sayings :

Everything is going to be alright. Smile and live like problem is not around. We only live once so make every thing worth living for.

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Move forward. There's so many things in this world that you still need to discover so carry on!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay

Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay is a garden of unforgettable yet funny lines and life lessons that our dearest parents may have taught us.

Parents are our first teachers. Learnings start from home and our parents for most of the times give us their "golden" rules of life. They would teach you practical idea of how you should do things with sense of humor comes along. Wherever you go you couldn't help but to reminisce how your father and mother raised you and find yourself laughing when you realize how those learnings do make sense. 

Can you still remember what are your parents' words of wisdom? Here's Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay that may have once etched in your mind especially during your childhood.

Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS:

"Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY:
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang. Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"

Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION:

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"

Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM:
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!"

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Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

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Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"

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At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE:
"Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak...tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo!"

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Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC:
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

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At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER:
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

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At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC:
"Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."

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Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY:
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

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Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

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Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng STAMINA:
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR:
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.