Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On is a cool collection of banat lines all about moving on. No one ever said that moving on is going to be easy especially when the one who broke your heart is the person you love the most or the one you admire doesn't feel the same way. But there are ways to make it easier for you. Like thinking the other side of the relationship that you had or looking at another perspective why it didn't work for the two of you. Why not try adding some humor in the process and see how it works.

If you're going through a hard time to get over someone then this read is for you. Let these Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On open up your mind and realize that moving on is not always bitterness but also betterness :

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talga ang EX mo
Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na.

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Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na
pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko
kaya Tsupi!!!  Nakamove-on na ako.

Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.

Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”

Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..

Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)

sagot ko…

Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages is a cute selection of text love quotes and messages that will truly make you feel if love is worth keeping or if it's time to  let go. Love is a universal thing that everyone talks about it. There's so many things you wanted to tell a person and sometimes all you've got is your cellphone and  send them love quotes hoping that somehow they will catch what your heart really wanted to utter. Simple text messages can let them know how you really feel. This  feature is consists of tagalog text love quotes and messages that you can share with someone special in your life and in the end will make you realize that everything  comes down to love. Remember that life without love is meaningless so let it come to you and share it with a person who truly deserves it.

Love is not about how much you convey it but how much you prove it's true. Give in to more of our Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages:

Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.

Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal: minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka! Sabi nila magsasawa din ako. Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit? "kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo"...

Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes

What do you think will happen when Boy and Girl collides? It'll probably be World War III! Boy and Girl Tagalog Jokes is a collation of gags written in a matter of conversation between a Girl and a Boy. If you're having a hard day and you want a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, well this read is perfect for you. 

Here's a collection of Boy and Girl Tagalog Funny Jokes made just to make you laugh. Hope you'll like it!

Boy : Miss, para kang chicharon
Girl : bakit naman?
Boy : ang sarap mong papakin!
(bakla umepal)
Bakla: ako rin parang chicharon!
Boy : oo...bwiset! nakaka high blood ka!

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Boy : Chocolate ka ba?
Girl : (kinilig) Iihhh!   ba ‘yan?
Boy : Hindi. Negra ka kasi!rolling on the floor

Best Snappy Comebacks Quotes and Messages

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit; but we have to admit, it's really funny when you're not the recipient of the sarcastic remark. But whatever people say about sarcasm, we all use it, when you come to think of it. 

Best Snappy Comebacks is a compilation of witty and sarcastic remarks that will brighten up your sour mood and make you laugh. Who knows, you might be able to use one of these lines one day!

"I'd like to see things from your point of view,

but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

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"You have got your head so far up your ass...

you can chew your food again on the way down."

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep

Ang mga Uri ng Pasahero sa Jeep is a compilation of different commuters that we encounter everyday. Public Utility Jeepneys (PUJs) have been travelling the Philippine roads for as long as I can remember; hence, given the title "King of the road" (Hari ng Kalsada). Whenever I ride a Jeepney, I can't help but notice my co-passengers, especially the ones who're sitting beside me. Some would make you laugh, some would irritate you, and some you wouldn't even notice.

ARAL MODE

Ito ung mga taong di nag rereview sa bahay.. laro ang inatupag or nuod ng movie buong gabi..Wala silang pakialam sa mga nangyayari sa jeep basta focus sa pagrereview, may exam kasing dapat ipasa. partida maglalabas pa yan ng calcu. or sa jeep na din gagawa ng kodigs.. imba naman.. lantaran??

AMNESIA BOY

Ito naman yung mga pasaherong bigla na lang magsasalita ng "asan na ko?" kadalasan nito yung mga nakakatulog (karaniwan lasing) nangyare lang to nakaraang araw lang sa Alabang Terminal ng jeep papuntang Cavite bigla na lang nagtanung yung lalake "asan na ko?" Sucat na ba to?

True Love Quotes and Sayings

We feature an interesting collection of True Love Quotes and Sayings that will help you expresses true feelings and deep thoughts for someone that has been a special part of your life. Love, as they say, is the strangest feeling that one can ever feel and sometimes words are not enough to utter what the heart really feels. And as time flies swiftly, we learn how to nurture the love and benefit from it.

Love is the key to happiness and life becomes more wonderful when you know the value of it. Read through True Love Quotes and Sayings to learn more about love and how it really works.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine,
and man cannot live without love.

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Love is of all passions the strongest,
for it attacks simultaneously the head,
the heart, and the senses.

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao

Pamatay na Banat sa mga Tao na "Plastic" and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao is a collection of banat lines to the person of somehow they called "Backstabber", a person that are only powerful and talks against you when you got back turned. To handle this kind of people is be careful about who you trust or talking to, because not everyone around you and smiles at you is on your side.

Check out this Pamatay na Banat sa mga Plastic and Tagalog Banat sa Plastik na Tao and learn how to deal with this people by saying this funny tagalog banat lines.

Hay naku! Kung pwede lang itapon lahat ng mga kaibigan sa dagat.
Edi sana matagal ko ng ginawa para lumutang
kung sino talaga ang mga plastic.

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(Sa isang swimming pool)
Girl Banat: Pagtumalon ka dyan Siguradong lulutang ka!
Maldita Girl: bakit dahil payat ako?
Girl Banat: hindi! Kasi PLASTIC ka..

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At least ngayon alam ko na...dba ??
hinde ka LATA.. PLASTIC ka lang.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses is a feature about being single and what kind of person you are when you're not in a relationship. What kind of a single person are you? Are you the one that believe in soulmates that's why you keep on exploring the whole universe looking for that someone that is meant for you? Or you believe that God is still writing the best love story for you and that the person meant for you is yet to come? Or you may have recently suffered an excruciating breakup and you probably need helpful ways to start over again and sometimes that's the worst part of being single again. But do hope that you're not forever alone and all you do is turn on to your favorite social networking sites  or play computer games after school.

Anong Klaseng Single ka? Single Person's Reasons and Excuses? Whatever type of a single man or woman you are never forget that one of the crucial relationships in life is to yourself.

DESTINY ADDICT

Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates".eto ung walang gusto gawin or ayaw kumilos.. naniniwala kasi sila na ung para talaga sa kanila ay bigla dadating or ung di inaasahan..

*Reason/Excuses: "Di hinahanap un.. darating yan ng kusa"

PERFECTIONIST

Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boyfriend/girlfriend. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya. in short MAARTE sya.. pero sya din naman salubong kilay

*Reason/Excuses:"Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko'yung ganito...gusto ung ganyan"

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings

Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes for your aching heart. There's a song "Where do broken hearts go?" and you may ask where was it? Having a heart broken is never easy, though no one died of it but you wish in vain that you did. Nobody said that you can never make it but nobody will tell you that starting over again will be easy after your heart suffered such pain. And life must goes on and everything will be, may not be as fine, but much better than before. Never ever refrain yourself from falling over and over again because it is with true love that you can mend your shattered heart. You just have to keep pressing on and live the life as if you never met that person.

Can broken hearts find their way home back to the open arms of love? Definitely yes and love can heal the wounds may not be soonest but in the right time. Let these Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings help you somehow ease the pain:

Nagmahal ka ba? pero tinago mo kase mali.. Nasaktan ka na ba? yung parang unti-unti kang pinapatay dahil may gusto syang iba. Pero mas masakit yung malaman mong Kaibigan lang pala ang turing nya sayo..

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"OO.. hanggang ngayon nagseselos ako.. kahit sabihin mong magkaibigan lang kau at ako na ang mahal mo.. Bakit??? takot lang ako kase dyan din tayo nagsimula sa 'magkaibigan lang kami'.

Kung magmamahal ka dapat sigurado kang handa ka masaktan.. kase masakit masaktan lalo na kung malaman mong hindi ikaw ang handa nyang mahalin at pakisamahan ng totoo...

Hindi naman ako umaasang mamahalin mo ko.. OK lang sakin kung ayaw mo talaga.. Pero sana naman wag mo ipamukha sa akin kung ganu mo siya kamahal... Ang sakit sakit kase... Masakit sobra..

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Please pakisabi na lang na MAHAL ko sya, di na baling may mahal syang iba...Ang mahalaga para sa akin ay malaman nyang Mahal ko sya.

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Minsan na ako nagmahal, minsan na rin ako nasaktan, minsan naging tanga dahil minahal kita.. Papayag pa ba ako maulit? bakit hindi... minsan lang ako naging masaya ng minahal kita..

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Sinabi mo Mahal mo ko, sinabi mo di mo kaya na wala ako, pero bakit una kang bumitaw, una kang sumuko, nagkamali ako't naniwala sayo.

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Sabi ko, musta na? Pero tumango ka lang, Sabi ko, Ok ka ba? Pero di mo ko narinig.. Sabi ko miss na kita. Pero umalis ka.. Pano kung sabihin kong Mahal kita! maririnig mo pa kaya ako?? Sa tingin ko hindi na..

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Masakit kapag yung taong mahal mo mas masaya sa piling ng iba, pero diba mas masakit isipin kung masaya ka para sa kanila pero sa isip mo, sana ako na lang sya.

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Sabi nila mahirap ka daw abutin.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh.. Sabi nila huwag nako mag-aksaya ng oras sayo.. Paki ko? Mahal kita eh... Pero alam mo ba yun? Paki mo ba? May mahal ka namang iba..

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Alam mo ba na mahalaga ka sa Buhay ko. Hindi kumpleto buhay ko pagwala ka sa tabi ko. Bakit ko pa sinasabi ito, Tanong ko lang pag ako nawala... Kawalan ba ako para sayo?"

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Nagmahal ako sabi nila tama na! Naghanap ako ng iba sabi nila pareho-pareho lang sila, Itinuring kitang espesyal sabi nila tigas daw ng ulo ko! Ang sabi ko di bale na... Mahal Kita eh!

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Nagparaya ako kahit masakit sa akin kase mahal kita, pero kung sasaktan ka lang niya... Balik ka ah! hihintayin kita...

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"Suko na ako, Hindi na kita Mahal, Kalimutan mo na ako, Hindi na kita kailangan.... Pero ang totoo hindi ko kaya mawala ka... Mahal pa rin kita.

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Sabi nila kapag mahal mo, lahat gagawin mo, lahat ibibigay mo, pero paano na kung hilingin nyang palayain mo na sya? mabibigay mo pa? kahit mahal mo pa sya.

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Masakit man ng todo titiisin ko kase Mahal kita kahit ayaw mo na... Nandito lang ako para sayo...

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Pumayag akong mawala ka dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako masaktan dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako umiyak dahil dun ka masaya. Napilitan lang ako pumayag dahil alam ko dun ka sasaya...

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Huwag kang mangako, huwag mo akong pangakuan.. Basta maghihintay ako sayo, at kung di na ka babalik dahil di na sya aalis.. lagi mo tandaan na Mahal na Mahal kita.. mahal na mahal..

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Minsan inisip ko, ang daya mo, Hindi ka tumupad sa pangako. Pero ano ba mas masakit? ang hindi tumupad sa Pangako o ang PAIYAKIN ka?

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Ayaw ko na masaktan, takot na ako magmahal pa... Pero sa tuwing naiisip kita... sabi ko na lang, sana hindi kita iniwan..

You may have gone through in such situation when you heart was torn apart and you have your own long kept Tagalog Broken Hearted Quotes and Pinoy Broken-Hearted Sayings. Feel free to share it with us and we will be glad to feature those here in our website. Enjoy reading!

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Motivational Quotes and Sayings

Motivational Quotes and Sayings is a beautiful collection of quotes and sayings that are guaranteed to fuel your heart and mind with optimism, life spirit and courage to keep you going. 

Sometimes life can be so unfair as it throws you with so much trials and problems that have almost broken you down. But life is no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, it does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Never stop dreaming and making them come true. The sweetness of life is when you achieve what you have strive for.

Be motivated and never stop living and pursuing your dreams with these exceptional Motivational Quotes and Sayings :

Everything is going to be alright. Smile and live like problem is not around. We only live once so make every thing worth living for.

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Move forward. There's so many things in this world that you still need to discover so carry on!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Banat ng Tamad

Banat ng Tamad is a library of Pinoy funny quotes and jokes about laziness and being sluggish. Lazy people tend not to take chances, but rather express themselves by making diverting excuses. Sometimes those excuses are  use to crack jokes in movies and comedy series and instead of feeling mad, you'll find yourself smiling because you earned an idea to reason out whenever you don't feel like doing anything.

Well, being lazy sometimes is great and here's Banat ng Tamad compilation to help you reason out :

Hindi ako Tamad!

Hindi ko lang Alam kung saan ko ilalaan ang kasipagan ko! XD

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Di bale ng Tamad!
Di naman Pagod! XD

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Sa sobrang dami kong pangarap sa buhay...
Tinatamad na akong abutin silang lahat! XD

Hindi naman ako tamad

Sadyang masipag lang ako magpahinga

Ang batang masipag paglaki katulong
Ang batang tamad syempre boss
kaya lahat tayo maging tamad
Mabuhay ang mga Tamad! XD

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Kung may gagawin ka ngayon...
wag mo na ituloy...
Sige ka, wala ka ng gagawin bukas! XD

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Walang taong tamad, unmotivated lang! XD

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Hindi ako tamad...
Ayoko ko lang mapagod! XD

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Hindi ako Tamad,
Nagpapahinga lang ako.....bago Mapagod!

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Pag ba sinabing Tamad, Ako ng agad...
Di ba pwedeng yung nag-uutos muna! XD

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Sorry, nung umulang kasi ng kasipagan..
Nagpayong Ako! XD

If you have your own Banat ng Tamad, feel free to share it with us. It's a great opportunity to have them posted here.

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Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay

Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay is a garden of unforgettable yet funny lines and life lessons that our dearest parents may have taught us.

Parents are our first teachers. Learnings start from home and our parents for most of the times give us their "golden" rules of life. They would teach you practical idea of how you should do things with sense of humor comes along. Wherever you go you couldn't help but to reminisce how your father and mother raised you and find yourself laughing when you realize how those learnings do make sense. 

Can you still remember what are your parents' words of wisdom? Here's Mga Ginintuang Aral ni Itay at Inay that may have once etched in your mind especially during your childhood.

Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin ng GENETICS:

"Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng ENVY:
"Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang. Di ba kayo nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?"

Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION:

"Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay!"

Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM:
"Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan mo!"

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Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."

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Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"

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At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE:
"Balang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak...tiyak magiging katulad mo at magiging sakit din sa ulo!"

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Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC:
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."

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At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang WEATHER:
"Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!"

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At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC:
"Pag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang manonood ng sine."

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Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng IRONY:
"Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"

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Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."

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Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng STAMINA:
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo nauubos lahat ng pagkain mo!"

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Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang HUMOR:
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpuhin kita!"

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Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up lines

Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines is a colorful compilation of banat and pick-up lines for your dearest crush. You also had that unexplainable feeling when you are attracted to someone who is a really special one. There's so much you've wanted to tell to that person. You had a time when you can't help but to imagine that you're together. It's more than a feeling of liking someone but less than love.

When you have crush on someone the best way to find release is to vent it all out and tell that person everything you long kept in yourself. Let our Dear Crush Banat and Pick-up Lines help you out and somehow ease the feeling of hiding your secret admiration :

Dear Crush, kung ini-SMALL ka nila
huwag kang mag-alala, inii-BIG naman kita.

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Dear Crush, alam mo yung salitang "MANHID"?
IKAW yun.

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes

Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes is a composition of getting over quotes from a failed love relationship that will surely strike right through the bone. When you love, heartbreak always comes along. You tend to make yourself ready to feel heart aches and sorrow yet we end up in despair. But as a chapter of your love closes, another one opens. Getting over and moving on are to things that are easy to say but hard to fulfill. But for every broken relationship, not loving again is not an option. Remember to live, laugh and love again and learn to accept the fact that things change and so people do.

Relate to these Tagalog Tagos sa Buto Quotes and hope will help patch up someone else's broken heart:

Di madaling maghintay...

di rin biro ang magmahal...

minsan kala mo "SYA NA"...

minsan kala mo ok na...

pero mamamalayan mo na lang...

dumaan lang pala sya sa buhay mo

para saktan ka!

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Ang isang minamahal pag nawala hindi dapat iyakan

dahil kawalan mo ay mas kawalan niya

pero wag kang aasa kasi...

hindi lahat ng umaalis o nang-iiwan...

ay bumabalik

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Masakit magmahal pag binigay mo lahat...

kahit alam mo walang darating na kapalit...

pero mas masakit magmahal pag pinaasa ka nya na mahal ka nya

tapos sasabihin syo na...

"SORRY, YOKO NA...

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Bakit pag may gusto tayo kelangan

iwanan natin yung iba para lang makuha yun?

pero pag andyan na,

saka mo lang malalaman na yung taong iniwan mo

ay minsan na ring iniwan ang lahat-lahat sa buhay

para lang sayo...

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Diba masakit pag iniwan ka?

diba masakit pag niloko ka?

diba masakit pag pinaasa ka?

pero diba masa masakit pag pinaniwala ka na mahal ka niya kahit na....

may mahal pala siyang iba

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Sa pag ibig kahit na masaktn ka o lumuha pa

ang mahalaga marunong kang magmahal ng tapat

at di ka takot na masaktan

dahil ang tapat magmahal

ay may katapat na tunay na pagmamahal

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Nakahanap na ako ng bago magkamukha nga kayo eh

mas malambing siya sayo at mas mabait

at di ako pinapaiyak

kaso lang may problema...

mas mahal pa rin kita!

Maraming tao na nagsabi ng "I love you" sa akin...

yung iba totoo, yung iba wala lang,

yung iba seryoso, yung iba laro lang...

pero kahit ilan pa silang mag "I love you" sa akin

gusto ko yung sayo lang...

kahit di seryoso... ayos lang..

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Ang sakit isiping mahal kita pero mahal mo siya..

mas nasasaktan ako pag nalalaman ko na malungkot ka at wala akong magawa..kundi sabihing

"kung akin ka lang di kita gaganyanin"

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Minsan di sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao,

at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa ka niya, kc bago ang lahat...

dapat alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng

MAHAL sa MAHALAGA LANG!

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Sinabi ko sa sarili ko na lilimutin na kita

pinilit ko masakit

ginawa ko mahirap

ano gagawin ko?? tumakbo? magtago?

saan? maliit lang mundo ko...

umiikot lang sayo

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The time I asked you, bakit ka masaya?

You answered kc kasama ko ang mahal ko...

Then u asked me bakit ikaw parang malungkot...

kasi kasama ng mahal mo ang taong mahal ko...

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Mahirap makipaglaban sa bagay na lam mong talo ka,

wala kang magawa kundi hayaan na lang, tumahimik,

hanggang ilayo sau ang taong pnkmamahal mo.

Dun mo maiisip...
"Sana di ko n lang siya nakilala, di sana ko nahihirapan ng ganito..."

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Naalala mo dati, diba umiyak ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na..andito naman ako..hindi kita iiwan..

ngayon umiiyak nanaman ako..

sabi mo..

"Tama Na"..makakalimutan mo rin ako..

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Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings

Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings is a composition of motivational quotes intended to encourage readers to pursue our life’s dreams. When you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get and you'd do whatever it takes to achieve your goals.

But there are times in our life when we feel like on the verge of giving up especially when situations gets tough. Remember what Thomas Edison did? He tried to light thousands of bulb and failed in every trial. But he never gave up until he finally got the working one.

Failure is just a delayed success. We just have to be optimistic and be ready to face rejections and failure. Success comes from hardships and successful people has their own story. 

Here's Tagalog Motivational Quotes and Pinoy Motivation Sayings to empower you as you strive for the best:

Hindi mo na kailangan ng ibang tao para magkusa ka, kung gusto mo talagang magtagumpay, sapat na yung ikaw mismo ang magkusa para sa ikabubuti mo.

Ang mga problema ay hindi hadlang sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap, ito ay mga gabay lamang.

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Lahat ng problema nasusulusyunan, kailangan mo lang tumayo at harapin yung mga bagay na dapat dati mo pa hinarap.

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Ang tunay na sikreto sa tagumpay ay pagsisikap at patuloy na pagbangon sa bawat pagkakamali.

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Ang bawat kabiguan sa buhay ay paraan para patuloy kang magpursigi kahit na sa tingin mo naabot mo na lahat ng yong mga pangarap

Lahat ng bagay, pinaghihirapan. ‘Di matamis ang tagumpay kapag walang paghihirap na naranasan.

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Mangyayari ang lahat ng gusto mo kung patuloy kang maniniwala. Kailangan mo lang ng pananalig at lakas ng loob na magagawa mo lahat ng nanaisin mo

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Ang pinakamalaking pagkakamali na maaaring gawin ng isang tao, ay ang patuloy na isipin na gagawa siya ng mali.

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Nakadepende ang pagiging maligaya sa buhay hindi sa kung anong meron ka, kundi sa kung ano ang pananaw mo sa mga bagay-bagay.

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Ang negatibong tao ay nakakakita ng problema sa bawat pagkakataon. Ang positibong tao ay nakikita ang pagkakataon sa bawat problema.

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Kaibigan Lang Quotes and and Tagalog Friendship Sayings

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes and a friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else. Here are cool and inspirational Kaibigan Lang Quotes and Tagalog Friendship Sayings to get you started.

Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, bigla kang nawala?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, nilayuan mo ako?
Bakit kung kelan mahal na kita, ipinakilala mo sya sa akin?
Kung kelan mahal na kita, saka mo sinabing: "masarap ka palang kaibigan"

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Masakit maging kaibigan ng taong mahal mo,
Hindi mo alam kung saan ka lulugar,
Di ka dapat umasa o di kaya mainis sa kanya
Bakit? Anong karapatan mo?
KAIBIGAN KA LANG DI BA?

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Kaibigan kita, dapat ingatan mo ako.
Kaibigan kita, dapat lagi kang andyan.
Kaibigan kita, dapat, mahal mo ako...
Kaibigan kita kaya tulungan mo ako...
tulungan mo akong isiping...
Kaibigan lang kita!

Kagabi, ask ko si Lord kung may taong manhid...
Sabi niya, wala daw syang ginawang ganoon...
Tumalikod ako at napatungo, bigla nyang sinabi...
Manhid nga ba sya? o di mo lang matanggap na kaibigan ka lang nya?

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Bakit pag siya call ka, sakin text lang?
Bakit with him laugh ka, sakin smile lang?
Bakit sa kanya puro 'take care', sakin puro 'hi' lang?
Bakit siya love mo, tayo friends lang?

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Sabi nila wala kang kwenta!
Sabi ko meron dahil buong buhay ko, umiikot lag sayo...
Sabi nila, di mo ko ipinagtatanggol...
Sabi ko, nagawa mo na nung sinabi mo dati;"wag nyo saktan friend ko!
Sabi nila, "o kita mo na, friend ka lang!

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Alam mo mahal kita..gulat ka no! matagal na yun manhid ka lang kasi..
ay, di pala! abala ka lang sa kanya..
ok lang, i understand friend mo ko e!
FRIEND mo LANG AKO!

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Bakit ba ang bait mo sa kin? pag malungkot ako,nagpapatawa ka.
Pag may problema ko,lagi kang handang makinig.
Pag di ko na kaya,sinasalo mo ko.
Andyan ka lagi sa tabi ko..nahulog tuloy ako sa yo.
Kaya naglakas loob na ko,tinanong kita kung mahal mo rin ako.
ngumiti ka at sinabing
"syempre mahal kita..magkaibigan tayo,di ba?

What's the worst question someone could ever ask you?

;"akala ko ba may thing kayo?"

then you'd look down and say..

"akala ko rin eh...friend lang daw nya ako"

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Kahit anong gawin mo,

kung kaibigan lang turing niya sa iyo,

wag ka na umasa, wag ka na umepal.

Dahil kung aasa ka, ikaw lang naman masasaktan eh.

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Simple lang naman ang kailangan mong gawin kung ayaw mong masaktan.

Iwasan ang magmahal ng taong alam mong ang turing sayo

ay Kaibigan lang.

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Gusto ko ipagtapat nararamdaman ko.. Sabi mo, "sige ok lang yun!"

natakot ako baka mailang sya.. Sabi mo, "hindi yun! Malay mo, mahal ka rin nya!"

o cge na nga, sabihin ko na... "mahal kita.."

sabi mo, "hoy wag ka ganiyan!

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Hindi sapat na mahal mo siya.

Hindi sapat na kailangan mo siya.

Dahil isa ka lang kaibigan para sa kanya.

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