Mga Bwiset sa Buhay na Kilala Mo

Mga Bwiset na Kakilala Mo is a list of people that you find annoying or ruining your good mood. There are people in life who can really ruin your day. They are either exasperating, bothersome or just simply irritating to deal with especially when they are part of your circle of friends. Well, even if you try to avoid them, still, these people will find their way to distract you no matter what.

We have enlisted the type of people that are really irksome and wish you could find a way to keep distance from them. You may know someone of these types and you'll definitely can relate to this compilation of Mga Bwiset na Kakilala Mo :
KILALA KA LANG PAG MAY KAILANGAN

May pagkakataon na naglalakad ka at makakasalubong mo sya, para kang ahente ng meralco na naniningil at iwas-iwasan ka, Pero pag may kailangan na sya, ayun para ka ng commercial ng KFC na hahanap-hanapin ang sarap. Ganyan ang iba na kilala ka lang kung may kailangan sayo, pero kung wala, Dedma ka!

KAIBIGAN KA LANG PAG MAY PERA KA

Meron ka ba kakilala na kabisado kung kelan sweldo mo? meron kasi ganyan tao na itinuturing ka nya kaibigan pag meron ka (pera) na parang ang bango-bango mo sa pang-amoy nila. Pero kung sa oras naman ng kailangan mo ng tulong eh para silang utot na bigla na lang nawawala.

Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations

Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations is a cool collection of hilarious excuses that surely will make you laugh out loud. Have you ever caught sleeping your class? Or got embarrassed in front of your crush? What did you do to escape from that moment? Well, You probably have been in a situation where you need to make an excuse and you have to think as fast as you can. And you're so creative that you were able to make an excuse in a very funny way.

Let's see if one of these Tagalog Palusot Quotes and Conversations has worked or will do for you.

LALAKE: Naku hanap ako ng misis ko

(Nagbihis si lalake)
LALAKE: Lagyan mo ng pulbos yung pantalon ko
KABIT: Bakit?
LALAKE: Basta

(pag-uwi ng bahay)
MISIS: At san ka galing?
LALAKE: Ayoko magsinungaling. Nambabae ako
MISIS: Eh puro pulbos ang pantalon mo. Sinungaling! Nag bilyar ka nanaman!!

Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings

Are you going through a long day? Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings is a great selection of quotes that will help you cope up and empower you to live your life to the fullest. Life is a problem-strewn arena and sometimes you're on the verge of giving up and all you want to do is quit. But there are wonderful things that life has to offer. It's just that you have to keep your faith, do what you're ought to do and be optimistic rather than sitting in the corner and doing nothing at all. Always start your day with a positive thought and a happy heart.

When you think that you can't do it then think again. Remember that every problem there is a corresponding solutions. Here's a collection of Daily Inspirational Quotes and Sayings that could help you obtain positive thinking, better feeling, and guide you to accomplish your daily routine with positive result :

True friends understand....
True friends give you space...
True friends never judge....
True friends forgive...
True friends accept who you are.

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Positive thinking is not about EXPECTING the BEST to happen.

It’s about ACCEPTING that whatever’s bound to happen, it’s for the BEST.

Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice

Who would not be familiar with Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice especially his perception, direct and honest responses about love. He gained popularity in Form spring and his account has been the most visited in 2012 because of his brutal yet funny replies on everyday questions about love and relationship dilemmas of the young Filipino. As a matter of fact, his advices were reorganized and compiled into a book and was a big success following the positive feedbacks from the readers.

If you have missed the famous quotes and advice from the man behind "Bakit Hindi Ka Crush ng Crush Mo", here's a collection of the coolest and funniest of Ramon Bautista Tagalog Quotes and Advice that will surely make you change the way you see love and relationship.

Mga babae gusto ng ma-effort na lalaki. Tapos kapag meron naman ma-effort na lalaki, ayaw naman kapag ‘di gwapo. Yan kayo e.

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Kung tunay na madali lang magmove on at maglet go, eh di wala na tayong pag-uusapan dito. Malamang wala rin TFTFZ, wala din kakain ng bubog.

Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings

Searching the for best tagalog quotes for your special someone? Check out this Tagalog Cute Quotes and Pinoy Cute Sayings, where you can enjoy the selection of cute and cheesy tagalog quotes just for you. Grab these quotes and choose which suits the best for you or just share it on your favorite social network. Enjoy!

Ang Love ay inumpisahan ni Adan at Eba,
Sinundan ni Florante at Laura.
Pinagdaanan ni Romeo at Juliet,
Kinumpleto ni mama at papa
at ngayon itutuloy nating dalawa.

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Di bale nang mahuli mo akong nakatitig sayo...
At least napatunayan kong tinititigan mo din ako

Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines

Who would not love to hear the sweetest words especially when it comes from the one you have a crush on or from someone you really love? This collection of Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines will make you shudder and have that sudden blush on your face. Kilig is an inexplicable feeling you get whenever something romantic occurs like you saw your crush in the hallway or your boyfriend expressed how much you mean to him. Whenever you have that sudden feeling you can't help but smile and your heart's melting. It feels like realization of something you wished for.

This read is full of words you hope to hear from him and things you want to say to her in a very creative way. Fill your tummies with butterflies with these Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines :

Boy: Alam mo para akong ice cream pag andiyan ka.
Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy: Kasi natutunaw ako pagkasama ka

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Girl: Ouch! nasugatan kamay ko.
Boy: Akina kiss ko..para mabilis gumaling
Girl:Thanks
Boy: Sa labi ba hindi ka nasugatan?
Girl: Hindi naman. Bakit?
Boy: Para makiss ko din.

Boy: Can I strip your clothes off?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Because I want to know how angels hide their wings.

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Kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko

ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa akin,

pwede ba kitang lapitan at sabihin..

"Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang."

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Boy: Miss, ikaw ang Lupang Hinirang ko…
Girl: Alam ko na yan, sasabihin mo tinatayuan ka no?
Boy: Hindi, handa akong…Mamataaaay ng daaahiil sayooooooo

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Boy: “Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino,
pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.”
Girl: “Ano?”
Boy: “Apelyido ko…”

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Boy Banat: Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
Girl Banat: Bakit
Boy Banat: Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!

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Boy: Kahit kailan hindi na ko iinom! Goodbye alak!
Girl: Really? Magbabagong buhay ka na?
Boy: Hindi ah, bakit pa ko mag aalak, eh sayo pa lang ang lakas na ng tama ko.

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Boy: hi…. can i be your textmate?
Girl: I got your number from heaven,
Boy: you’re an angel in disguise right?

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Boy: May band-aid ka miss?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Nahulog kasi ako eh… Nahulog ako sayo.

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Boy Banat: Para kang alak..
Girl Banat: Bakit?
Boy Banat: Kasi habang tumatagal lalo kang sumasarap.

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Boy: Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Napapatigil ako.  Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

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Boy: Para kang Oatmeal
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

Do you have your own Best Pampakilig Pick Up Lines? You can share them with us. We will be glad to have them posted here. Jus post/comment it below. You can also check on our Boy Banat Official Facebook Page for more quotes, banat lines and jokes.

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend is collection of puns and pick-up lines that you can share with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Relationship need not to be so romantic but a little kulitan will spice it up. One of the keys to a healthy relationship is enjoying yourselves and doing some fun activities together. As couple, it's not just about the three-letter-word to keep it working but to be filled with laughs and unforgettable memories are great help to a successful relationship. Try to indulge your partner in a playful conversation like tweaking romantic lines into a pick-up line. That will not just draw smile on that person's face and put laugh in her heart but will surely fill her tummy with butterflies .

There's a lot to say to your loved one and if you are running out of words then here's a selection of Banat Lines ng Mag-Boyfriend and Girlfriend that you can say to him/her :

Boyfriend: Malapit na ang Pasko, ano ang gusto mo?
Girlfriend: PSP mo.
Boyfriend: PSP ko?
Girlfriend: Oo... PSP mo ... Pasko Sa Piling mo

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Nakakainis ka! napaka isip bata mo masyado kang childish! gusto mo gawin kitang . . Baby Ko?

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki

Traits of Tunay na Lalaki is about the characteristics and traits of a real man. What makes a real man? There have been so many changes on the gender classification for the past years that threatens the standards of being a man. But there are fundamental traits that define masculinity and cannot be superseded by the changes that the world turned into. These are the things that real men still hold dear. The strength, sense of responsibility, reliability, leadership and action are the key points that makes up a real man.

Any way you look into it, real men will strive to compete in all aspects of life with all the courage and they also deserve respect for that.  If it's manliness you seek then you should have these Traits of Tunay na Lalaki:

Ang Tunay na Lalaki pera lang laman ng wallet...
wala nang kasamang condom.

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Ang Tunay na Lalake hindi ka iiwan kahit anong mangyari...
Hindi yung iiwan ka kapag walang nangyari!

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes

Tagalog Jeepney Jokes is a collection of jokes about jeepney drivers and passengers that we usually see on our day to day living. Jeepneys or public utility jeepney (PUJ) or simply jeep is the common and the cheapest means of transportation here in the Philippines and probably most of us have experienced the ride. If not then maybe your a rich kid or you've got the money to a more convenient ride. There's so many situations that we encounter whenever we ride a jeep and these can be wonderful or something bad that eventually become part of our daily struggle on the road. The best part of it is that you'll able to see different kind of people who will either make you smile or annoy you.

But in this selection you will probably relate and drive you to quick memory of an experience you had while riding a jeep. Read through these Tagalog Jeepney Jokes to start up your day and know more about the kind of passengers that you can get along with.

MEDYO HIGH BLOOD
Drayber: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

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MEDYO EMO
Drayber: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal

Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal is another collection of banat lines or puns that you can throw to a person they call "epal" or "kulang sa pansin" (KSP)". The term is a Tagalog slang for the one who likes to always butt in or intrude in a conversation or situation and be given attention in things that don't concern them. Most of the time these kind of people are annoying and you just want to ignore them.

You may know someone epal or KSP and if you want to tell something to them that will hit through their mind then you're this piece is for you. It's time to strike back to them and you can choose from these Banat Lines sa Kulang sa Pansin at Epal :

Boy: Lamok kaba?
Girl: bakit?
Boy: kasi sinisipsip mong pagmamahal ko eh

(bumawi si girl)
Girl: Kanal ka ba?
Boy: Bakit?
Girl: Kasi tanga nalang ang mahuhulog sayo

(bumawi naman si boy)
Boy: Alam mo nanununtok ako ng maganda
Girl: Cge nga suntukin mo nga ako
Boy: Bakit maganda kaba?

Best Pogi Problems Quotes

Best Pogi Problems Quotes is a great selection of quotes about "pogi problems" or problems on being handsome that will surely make your day. Guys, do you also experience these trending #PogiProblems? Well, you're not the only one. The #PogiProblems has been one of the trending topics in social networking sites as it is all about being pogi or handsome and the problems that they encounter for being such. The problem referred here are expressed in either sarcastic or ironical way. Either way around, these are intended as jokes or puns so don't take them seriously.

If you are handsome, sweet-talker, just "feeling pogi" or hoping to be one of those "crush ng bayan" then this read is for you. Relate to this collection of Best Pogi Problems Quotes :

Nag jogging lang ako kaninang umaga. Pag tingin ko sa likod ko naging fun run na. Hays, ang hirap talaga maging pogi. #PogiProblems

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Masakit pa rin sakin na disqualified ako sa Mr. Baranggay dahil sure daw na ako ang winner. #PogiProblems

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero

Banat Lines ng mga Bolero is another compilation of puns and banat lines that "bolero" or "bolera" might tell you to take your heart away. Bolero or bolera is a term for sweet-talker. They tend to indulge you in a smooth conversation and give you compliments that you would love to hear. This person is good at telling you nice words that will fill your tummies with butterflies. But beware as some of them might just playing the game that you don't want play and you might end up heart broken.

Give in to this selection and if you want to win his/her heart, you can pick from these of Banat Lines ng mga Bolero:

Sabi nila ang Disney Land daw ang pinaka-masayang lugar sa mundo.
Ang sabi ko naman eh try mo sa Piling ko, baka magbago isip mo.

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Isang gabi  na nag-ghost hunting sila boy at girl..
Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si boy..
Boy Banat: halaa! naramdaman mo ba yun?
Girl: (natakot na) HA?! ang alin?!
Boy Banat: na MAHAL NA KITA

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe

Banat Lines sa mga Torpe is a cool selection of banat lines and puns that you can throw to a "Torpe". What is a torpe in the first place? It is term used to describe a guy who is so in love with a girl or admire a person but is too shy or worst is too coward to express his feelings for her. Shy type they say. This kind of men have hard time to convey his affections for a girl and most often act like innocent and pretentious. Most women easily get annoyed with these men but of course they don't want to make the first move. The bad thing here is because he is afraid to tell what he actually feel deep inside he might never know what the girl also feel for him.

Do you know some torpe out there and you're tired guessing what he really feel towards you? Want to tell something to him? Then this read is definitely for you! Here's Pamatay na Banat sa mga Torpe where you can pick the best message for him :

Ang Torpe mo!
Ga-graduate na tayo...
puro paramdam ka parin..Kaasar!

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Sa sobrang Torpe mo...
tinalo mo pa ang internet connection ko...
sa sobrang bagal mo!

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi

Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi is another cool collection of banat lines about being handsome, good-looking or gorgeous. There are a lot of advantages when a man got the looks and style that every girls would dream of. When you're handsome, you can easily sweep off a girl's feet and win her heart. You can't deny that you feel flattered when you learn that someone got a crush on you. But of course, not only the physical appearance that counts. Still attitude matters. You may have the face but if you lack the good personality then still minus "pogi points" on you.

Due to public demands of our avid banateros and banateras, here's another compilation of Banat Lines ng Gwapo at Pogi that you can share with your friends out there. And if you feel that you have what it takes to be "gwapo" or "pogi" then this read is for you :

Sa sobrang Pogi ko, nung ang Audition ako sa Mr.Pogi
Ako pa ang naging Judge!

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Hindi lahat ng Gwapo suplado
Yung iba dyan suplada! hahaha

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings

Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings is a great selection of random quotes and sayings that can make you reflect your emotions. love is a many splendored thing. It's not just a feeling or an emotion that you feel toward someone but it's a also a beautiful and magnificent thing that you can have in your life. But love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. And when you fall in love, you can't keep yourself from being hurt especially if it is deep and true to your heart.

But stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. Pain and sorrow should not refrain you from loving again because love is something magical that it can heal the wounds and makes up the scars in your heart. Relate to these Pinoy Random Quotes and Tagalog Random Sayings :

Habang patuloy kang umaasa sa isang bagay na imposible...
Araw-araw mo lang msasaktan ang sarili mo

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Masayang bumalik sa panahong bata ka pa.
Pero kung ako ang papipiliin,
Mas gugustuhin kong pang tumanda nang ikaw ang kasama.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On

Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On is a cool collection of banat lines all about moving on. No one ever said that moving on is going to be easy especially when the one who broke your heart is the person you love the most or the one you admire doesn't feel the same way. But there are ways to make it easier for you. Like thinking the other side of the relationship that you had or looking at another perspective why it didn't work for the two of you. Why not try adding some humor in the process and see how it works.

If you're going through a hard time to get over someone then this read is for you. Let these Pamatay na Banat ng mga Naka-Move On open up your mind and realize that moving on is not always bitterness but also betterness :

Saka mo lang malalaman na PANGET pala talga ang EX mo
Kapag naka-MOVE on ka na.

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Ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na
pwede namang palang wala sa buhay ko
kaya Tsupi!!!  Nakamove-on na ako.

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE

Pamatay na Banat ng mga SINGLE is a cool, cute and timely collection of banat lines by a single person. When you're single, it's not necessarily a bad thing for a person. Most of the time, it's way too better than being in an unhealthy relationship with the wrong person. A single person does not have to mean being alone. Being one could mean so many good things like you can hang out with friends, meet more people and enjoy a cup of coffee with anyone you want to be with. You can also take time for yourself.

Can you imagine the perks of being a single? Well, just remember that if you're not happy with yourself being single then you won't be happy in a relationship either. You have to create your own life first before you can share it someone else. Here's a selection of Pamatay na Banat ng mga Single that you can relate and share with your friends.

Bakit ka malulungkot na single ka?
Kung marami namangtaken ang gustong ikaw ang kasama?

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Hindi natin kailangang pumasok sa isang relasyon...
para malaman ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig!

Tagalog Taray Lines

Tagalog Taray Lines is a cool collection of lines from those who tend to speak contemptuously. Mataray (Filipino word for being mean or rude or snobbish) is a label given to anyone who answers back bluntly or brusquely and is associated with pretentiousness and bitchiness. Commonly, women are given this label for their snobbishness and frank when talking to people. But as time passes by, being mataray is no longer just an attitude problem but is often used as an expression to a mean or sarcastic person. So when someone called you that way, it doesn't mean negative right away. It could be a positive way to compliment you whenever you utter something.

Well, if you intend to be mataray, then this read is for you. We have compiled some of the Taray Lines that you could share with your friends and hope you'll like these selection :

Sa isang turo-turo.

Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!”

Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”

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Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..

Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)

sagot ko…

Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

Tagalog Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings

Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings is a treasurable collection of quotes and sayings that you can share with your beloved man on his special day. Being a father is a tough job. He should always be there to provide and protect your family. He is ought to plan for the better future of their children. A father make it sure that the foundation of his family is strong and that nothing can break it. He maybe strict for most of the time but he just wanted to keep us safe as the world is so uncertain. A father is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up. He wants us to find our your own way of instead of keeping us from making mistakes but that surely breaks his heart aches in silence when we get hurt. He teaches us in his own ways that we often misunderstood them and sometimes thought that mom is a better parent than him.

Father’s Day is truly for all men who give of themselves with a father’s heart. It's an excellent time to let them know how much you love them and thank them for everything. Express your respect and gratitude for the man you love on this day. If you are stuck from conveying a message for him then here's Tagalog Father's Day Quotes and Sayings that you can share with them :

Ang pinaka importanteng magagawa ng isang ama para sa kanyang mga anak,

ay mahalin nitong tunay ang kanyang kabiyak. Happy Fathers Day!

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Maagang gumigising ang isang ulirang Ama,
Para sa kanyang Pamilya na umaasa sa kanya

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages

Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages is a cute selection of text love quotes and messages that will truly make you feel if love is worth keeping or if it's time to  let go. Love is a universal thing that everyone talks about it. There's so many things you wanted to tell a person and sometimes all you've got is your cellphone and  send them love quotes hoping that somehow they will catch what your heart really wanted to utter. Simple text messages can let them know how you really feel. This  feature is consists of tagalog text love quotes and messages that you can share with someone special in your life and in the end will make you realize that everything  comes down to love. Remember that life without love is meaningless so let it come to you and share it with a person who truly deserves it.

Love is not about how much you convey it but how much you prove it's true. Give in to more of our Tagalog Text Love Quotes and Messages:

Ang relasyon ay parang pagsusuot ng cocktail dress at rubber shoes ng sabay.

Magkaiba man, babagay pa rin yan depende sa nagdadala.

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Minsan daw, kakapagod magmahal: minsan masaya tapos may oras na iiyak ka! Sabi nila magsasawa din ako. Sabi ko di totoo yun! Alam mo bakit? "kailan ba nagsawa ang taong nagmamahal ng totoo"...